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Garfield

Z Gee, I wish we could get better reception on the television. Z Better.

1 November 1985
 


 
Garfield

Garfield, begging for food is not going to get you anything to eat. Throwing a tantrum is not going to get you anything to eat. WAH! Now you're getting somewhere.

2 November 1985
 


 
Garfield

Many of you have probably noticed you wake up in the morning a pound or two lighter then when you went to bed. Now, just where does all that weight go? I'm here to tell you that the atmosphere around us is filled with the fat ofsleeping people! Furthermo

3 November 1985
 


 
Garfield

BONK! OUCH! WHANG! YOU STUPID APPLE TREE! Tink! I must learn to curb this temper of mine.

4 November 1985
 


 
Garfield

My mom writes the greatest letters, Garfield. Listen to this... Don't spoil it for me, Jon. I'm waiting for the movie to come out.

5 November 1985
 


 
Garfield

Garfield, I know you're hiding out there somewhere. Come on. Let's go to the vet! FUMP! AHA! I hate autumn.

6 November 1985
 


 
Garfield

GOOSH You drink too much coffee, Garfield. Oh, yeah? Well, tell that to my nap. Maybe Jon was right...

7 November 1985
 


 
Garfield

Garfield, you make a lovely fire. I do make a lovely fire. Well, I gotta get ready for my date. You enjoy your lovely fire. I'll enjoy my lovely fire. HEY! WHERE ARE ALL My BOW TIES?! They make a lovely fire.

8 November 1985
 


 
Garfield

Most cat owners reflect the grace, style and poise of their cats. Most cat owners are informed, sensitive and intelligent. Bozo, the wonder nerd here, doesn't know what century it is.

9 November 1985
 


 
Garfield

Z Z BREAKFAST TIME, GARFIELD! Ho, boy, I'm so tired my limbs feel like lead. It's going to be tough getting up this morning. Come on, Garfield! You can do it! Unngh! You can do it, boy! I MADE IT! I'M UP! Rats! I was only dreamingI got up. BREAKFAST TIME,

10 November 1985
 


 
Garfield

Oh, very well, Garfield, you may have one bite of my spaghetti. twirl twirl twirl I don't give that cat enough credit.

11 November 1985
 


 
Garfield

CAPTAIN! CAPTAIN! THERE'S A BLACK HOLE DEAD AHEAD! WE CAN'T TURN BACK! THE GRAVITATIONAL PULL IS TOO GREAT! ARRRRRRGH! They just went where no man has gone before.

12 November 1985
 


 
Garfield

Which do you want, Garfield? The lasagna or the bananas? The bananas? We're talking play value here.

13 November 1985
 


 
Garfield

I found a food that even you won't be able to play with, Garfield, tomato soup. SPLUT As long as I live, I'll never understand cats. Cats? What are cats? We soda crackers know nothing of cats.

14 November 1985
 


 
Garfield

Garfield, the world famous tomato soup diver, scours the murky depths in search of the elusive tomato guppy. QUICK! GIMME THAT CAMERA! For the first time in history the spawning habits of the tomato guppy are captured on film. CLICK

15 November 1985
 


 
Garfield

Wealthy philanthropist, J. Worthington III was found face down in his tomato soup. Was it natural causes? GARFIELD! Or was it because he was about to write J. Worthington IV out of his will?

16 November 1985
 


 
Garfield

Hey, Garfield, did you ever wonder why they always have commercials at the good parts? I wonder if fish have taste buds. I hate it when Jon fishes. His mouth starts wandering. Where do the ripples in the water go? If people had furall over their bodies, w

17 November 1985
 


 
Garfield

Hello, I'm RX-2, your talking scale. If you step on me, I'll tell you your weight. GET OFF! GET OFF! GET OFF! GET OFF! Whew! Thank you! Wise guy.

18 November 1985
 


 
Garfield

How am I doing, RX-2? You know those two pounds you lost last week? Yes. They are back with reinforcements.

19 November 1985
 


 
Garfield

You've gained weight, Garfield. I wonder how he knew me.

20 November 1985
 


 
Garfield

How's my favorite talking scale? Are you ready to weigh me? Uh...I'll tell you what. What? What say we weigh one part at a time, and I'll give you a total. Very funny.

21 November 1985
 


 
Garfield

You weigh 175 pounds and you are 6 feet tall. How do you know my height? I'm diversifying.

22 November 1985
 


 
Garfield

Your weight is the same as yesterday, sir. Have a nice day. Talking scales. What will they think of next? What a lard ball. You're telling me?

23 November 1985
 


 
Garfield

In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida, honey. And people think cats do strange things. I'm in the mood for love * Well, Garfield, how do I look? You don't like it, huh? Maybe if I changed my tie and my pants and my... Now what do you think? Great!

24 November 1985
 


 
Garfield

I'll see you later. People who have no minds of their own DESERVE to look like clowns.

25 November 1985
 


 
Garfield

There's a nice thing about owning a cat. sniff CRASH! But I don't know what it is.

26 November 1985
 


 
Garfield

Okay, talking scale, how much do I weigh? Do you mind if I ask a personal question first? Shoot. How many of you are there?

27 November 1985
 


 
Garfield

Garfield, you eat food like it grows on trees. I wasn't born yesterday. I know the food fairy brings it in the night. What if the food just stopped? I could handle that. It's the eating I would miss.

28 November 1985
 


 
Garfield

Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know this mailman was taken. That's quite all right.

29 November 1985
 


 
Garfield

I know I haven't written yet, mom. I'm sorry. Yes, I'll come visit you when I can, okay? I FEEL LIKE SUCH a HEEL! Jon takes so many guilt trips, he qualifies for the frequent flyer plan.

30 November 1985
 




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