Z Gee, I wish we could get better reception on the television. Z Better.
1 November 1985
Garfield, begging for food is not going to get you anything to eat. Throwing a tantrum is not going to get you anything to eat. WAH! Now you're getting somewhere.
2 November 1985
3 November 1985
BONK! OUCH! WHANG! YOU STUPID APPLE TREE! Tink! I must learn to curb this temper of mine.
4 November 1985
My mom writes the greatest letters, Garfield. Listen to this... Don't spoil it for me, Jon. I'm waiting for the movie to come out.
5 November 1985
Garfield, I know you're hiding out there somewhere. Come on. Let's go to the vet! FUMP! AHA! I hate autumn.
6 November 1985
GOOSH You drink too much coffee, Garfield. Oh, yeah? Well, tell that to my nap. Maybe Jon was right...
7 November 1985
Garfield, you make a lovely fire. I do make a lovely fire. Well, I gotta get ready for my date. You enjoy your lovely fire. I'll enjoy my lovely fire. HEY! WHERE ARE ALL My BOW TIES?! They make a lovely fire.
8 November 1985
Most cat owners reflect the grace, style and poise of their cats. Most cat owners are informed, sensitive and intelligent. Bozo, the wonder nerd here, doesn't know what century it is.
9 November 1985
10 November 1985
Oh, very well, Garfield, you may have one bite of my spaghetti. twirl twirl twirl I don't give that cat enough credit.
11 November 1985
CAPTAIN! CAPTAIN! THERE'S A BLACK HOLE DEAD AHEAD! WE CAN'T TURN BACK! THE GRAVITATIONAL PULL IS TOO GREAT! ARRRRRRGH! They just went where no man has gone before.
12 November 1985
Which do you want, Garfield? The lasagna or the bananas? The bananas? We're talking play value here.
13 November 1985
I found a food that even you won't be able to play with, Garfield, tomato soup. SPLUT As long as I live, I'll never understand cats. Cats? What are cats? We soda crackers know nothing of cats.
14 November 1985
Garfield, the world famous tomato soup diver, scours the murky depths in search of the elusive tomato guppy. QUICK! GIMME THAT CAMERA! For the first time in history the spawning habits of the tomato guppy are captured on film. CLICK
15 November 1985
Wealthy philanthropist, J. Worthington III was found face down in his tomato soup. Was it natural causes? GARFIELD! Or was it because he was about to write J. Worthington IV out of his will?
16 November 1985
17 November 1985
Hello, I'm RX-2, your talking scale. If you step on me, I'll tell you your weight. GET OFF! GET OFF! GET OFF! GET OFF! Whew! Thank you! Wise guy.
18 November 1985
How am I doing, RX-2? You know those two pounds you lost last week? Yes. They are back with reinforcements.
19 November 1985
You've gained weight, Garfield. I wonder how he knew me.
20 November 1985
How's my favorite talking scale? Are you ready to weigh me? Uh...I'll tell you what. What? What say we weigh one part at a time, and I'll give you a total. Very funny.
21 November 1985
You weigh 175 pounds and you are 6 feet tall. How do you know my height? I'm diversifying.
22 November 1985
Your weight is the same as yesterday, sir. Have a nice day. Talking scales. What will they think of next? What a lard ball. You're telling me?
23 November 1985
In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida, honey. And people think cats do strange things. I'm in the mood for love * Well, Garfield, how do I look? You don't like it, huh? Maybe if I changed my tie and my pants and my... Now what do you think? Great!
24 November 1985
I'll see you later. People who have no minds of their own DESERVE to look like clowns.
25 November 1985
There's a nice thing about owning a cat. sniff CRASH! But I don't know what it is.
26 November 1985
Okay, talking scale, how much do I weigh? Do you mind if I ask a personal question first? Shoot. How many of you are there?
27 November 1985
Garfield, you eat food like it grows on trees. I wasn't born yesterday. I know the food fairy brings it in the night. What if the food just stopped? I could handle that. It's the eating I would miss.
28 November 1985
Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know this mailman was taken. That's quite all right.
29 November 1985
I know I haven't written yet, mom. I'm sorry. Yes, I'll come visit you when I can, okay? I FEEL LIKE SUCH a HEEL! Jon takes so many guilt trips, he qualifies for the frequent flyer plan.
30 November 1985