1 December 1985
Great! It's here! Some people wear their emotions on their sleeves. I wear my opinions on my belly. I Hate Dogs
2 December 1985
I Hate Dogs Gee...I didn't think dogs could read.
3 December 1985
CUT THAT OUT, ODIE! How would you like it if I licked you? It just occurred to me. Someday I'm going to have to put this tongue back in my mouth.
4 December 1985
Hey, buddy. I'm a bathroom scale. So? So I don't do livestock. Me and my big voice chip.
5 December 1985
Odie must be getting something out of this wall I'm not.
6 December 1985
I don't believe I fell for that.
7 December 1985
8 December 1985
Why the long face, Garfield? I don't know. Are you depressed because you're fat and lazy and out of shape? Why is it friends aren't happy until they've given some direction to your depression?
9 December 1985
You look a little depressed, Garfield. Bingo. Just remember, when you're flat on your back, the only way to kook is up. Thank you, Jon. I am no longer depressed. Now I'm suicidal.
10 December 1985
I have some words of wisdom to help you beat those old blues, buddy. He's gonna get cryptic again. Even a stopped clock is right twice a day. Oh, great...I'm going to be up all night figuring that one out.
11 December 1985
I have you figured out, Garfield. You refuse to take life on because you're afraid of failure. That shows what Jon knows about human nature. Actually, I have a deep-seated fear of success.
12 December 1985
Garfield, your life is a big, fat drag. Do you know that? You sleep to escape. You eat to escape... You need more escapes.
13 December 1985
Boy, am I in a rotten mood. CRASH! This must be serious...that didn't even cheer me up.
14 December 1985
toing SPLAT! And now some carrots for color. Interesting. toing And just how long have you been sticking food to the ceiling? Oh, for quite some time now.
15 December 1985
16 December 1985
I'm housecleaning today, Garfield. So throw out all your useless stuff, okay? Okaaaaay. Garfield, may I have a word with you?
17 December 1985
Hey, Garfield! Come on in! How do you do that? Simple...fat floats.
18 December 1985
You may not know this, Garfield, but I'm somewhat of an expert at reading tea leaves. Ah, yes, it says here you will have a long and fruitful life. Your owner is kind and generous, and you will travel soon. Any questions? May I have mycocoa back?
19 December 1985
Garfield, do you want your eggs beaten? Yeah. And while you're at it, squeeze the orange juice. Then choke some toast And mangle the bacon! I'm worried about that boy.
20 December 1985
PURRRRRR, purr, purr. Actios speak louder than purrs.
21 December 1985
slurp! poo poo poo I spit out the hole.
22 December 1985
WHA?! Let me guess. It's time to trim the Christmas tree, right? You must be psychic.
23 December 1985
Come on, Odie. The sooner we go to bed, the sooner it will be Christmas morning. pat pat pat Christmas eve is the longest night of the year. I imagine it would be shorter if we could ever fall asleep.
24 December 1985
25 December 1985
What a great Christmas! Jon got me the perfect gift...food. Hey, Garfield, are you enjoying your present? I'd never seen a radio made to look like a hamburger! *
26 December 1985
Hey, Pooky, I need ahug. It's impossible to give a hug without getting one back.
27 December 1985
OH NO! I'M BEING HUGGED! How dare you hug an unarmed cat from behind! I feel...I feel, uh...I feel. Pretty good, actually.
28 December 1985
Do you boys wanna go out? Well, do you, huh? HUH? HUH? DO YUH? HUH? HUH? Open the darn door. The direct aprroach is the best approach.
29 December 1985
It's just about time... SPLUT! Yup, there's the 8:25 pie right on schedule.
30 December 1985
Well, if this isn't RX-2, the talking scale. How are you today, felly? I'm depressed. What could a scale possibly be depressed about? How would you like to be stepped on every day and called a liar? Good point.
31 December 1985