LET GO! - SPLUT! SPLOOT! - When you own pets, there's never a dull moment. Grrrr!
1 December 1985
Great! It's here! - Some people wear their emotions on their sleeves. - I wear my opinions on my belly. I Hate Dogs
2 December 1985
I Hate Dogs - - Gee...I didn't think dogs could read.
3 December 1985
CUT THAT OUT, ODIE! - How would you like it if I licked you? - It just occurred to me. Someday I'm going to have to put this tongue back in my mouth.
4 December 1985
Hey, buddy. I'm a bathroom scale. So? - So I don't do livestock. - Me and my big voice chip.
5 December 1985
- - Odie must be getting something out of this wall I'm not.
6 December 1985
- - I don't believe I fell for that.
7 December 1985
disgusting. - It's no wonder we're still single, right, Garfield? Burp - BURP BURP Ignore them, Melissa. Men are not a pretty sight.
8 December 1985
Why the long face, Garfield? I don't know. - Are you depressed because you're fat and lazy and out of shape? - Why is it friends aren't happy until they've given some direction to your depression?
9 December 1985
You look a little depressed, Garfield. Bingo. - Just remember, when you're flat on your back, the only way to kook is up. Thank you, Jon. I am no longer depressed. - Now I'm suicidal.
10 December 1985
I have some words of wisdom to help you beat those old blues, buddy. - He's gonna get cryptic again. - Even a stopped clock is right twice a day. - Oh, great...I'm going to be up all night figuring that one out.
11 December 1985
I have you figured out, Garfield. You refuse to take life on because you're afraid of failure. - That shows what Jon knows about human nature. - Actually, I have a deep-seated fear of success.
12 December 1985
Garfield, your life is a big, fat drag. Do you know that? - You sleep to escape. You eat to escape... - You need more escapes.
13 December 1985
Boy, am I in a rotten mood. - CRASH! - This must be serious...that didn't even cheer me up.
14 December 1985
- - toing SPLAT! - And now some carrots for color. - Interesting. toing - And just how long have you been sticking food to the ceiling? - Oh, for quite some time now.
15 December 1985
- - Better.
16 December 1985
I'm housecleaning today, Garfield. So throw out all your useless stuff, okay? - Okaaaaay. - Garfield, may I have a word with you?
17 December 1985
Hey, Garfield! Come on in! - - How do you do that? Simple...fat floats.
18 December 1985
19 December 1985
Garfield, do you want your eggs beaten? Yeah. - And while you're at it, squeeze the orange juice. - Then choke some toast And mangle the bacon! I'm worried about that boy.
20 December 1985
PURRRRRR, purr, purr. - - Actios speak louder than purrs.
21 December 1985
slurp! - - poo - - poo - poo - I spit out the hole.
22 December 1985
WHA?! - Let me guess. It's time to trim the Christmas tree, right? - You must be psychic.
23 December 1985
Come on, Odie. The sooner we go to bed, the sooner it will be Christmas morning. pat pat pat - Christmas eve is the longest night of the year. - I imagine it would be shorter if we could ever fall asleep.
24 December 1985
in the gifts we have made with care. I love Christmas. - Enough of sentiment. GIMME!
25 December 1985
What a great Christmas! Jon got me the perfect gift...food. - Hey, Garfield, are you enjoying your present? - I'd never seen a radio made to look like a hamburger! *
26 December 1985
Hey, Pooky, I need ahug. - - It's impossible to give a hug without getting one back.
27 December 1985
OH NO! I'M BEING HUGGED! - How dare you hug an unarmed cat from behind! I feel...I feel, uh...I feel. - Pretty good, actually.
28 December 1985
- Open the darn door. - The direct aprroach is the best approach.
29 December 1985
It's just about time... - SPLUT! - Yup, there's the 8:25 pie right on schedule.
30 December 1985
Well, if this isn't RX-2, the talking scale. How are you today, felly? I'm depressed. - What could a scale possibly be depressed about? - How would you like to be stepped on every day and called a liar? - Good point.
31 December 1985