Nermal, would you like to be like me when you grow up? Gosh yes! I'd like to be like you when I grow up. And up, and up, and out, and out, and up. That boy may not see his next birthday.
1 February 1985
I gotta go, Garfield. I'm posing for a cat calendar. How does one pose for a calendar? One moment. That's very good. Cute is my life.
2 February 1985
Hey, Odie! Look at this! It's snowing! Let's go out and catch snowflakes on our tongues! Here comes a world record! Ooo, that's a very impressive collection. Surprise boys! I fixed a feast for you! No thanks. We just ate. Urp.
3 February 1985
SPLUT! OH NO! Yup...it's splut week.
4 February 1985
5 February 1985
ssssssss sssssssss sssSSSSPLUT!
6 February 1985
Good evening, ladies and germs! SPLUT! SPLUT! SPLUT! Thank you for that generous round of spluts!
7 February 1985
SPLUT! Hey, wait a minute! Shoes don't go "splut"! SPLUT! That's more like it.
8 February 1985
I'm tired of getting hit with pies all the time. I'm going to find whoever is doing it, and I'm going to bite him. flick SPLUT! SPLUT!
9 February 1985
Good morning, Garfield. Hi there. WHA?! You're everywhere at once! How do you do that? Magic. AMAZING! Thanks, guys.
10 February 1985
Can't you close your mouth to eat? You're hard to look at. You mean, this bothers you? Yuk! I see no humor in that, Garfield. Then why am I chortling?
11 February 1985
A house becomes a home once it's well established with cat hair. Oh no! This is not a cat hair! It's a whisker! I'm going bald!
12 February 1985
You're shedding again. What am I supposed to do with all this cat hair? Knit the world's largest hairball. Trade it with your friends, start a mustache factory. This is going nowhere. Insulate your house! Filter your coffee!
13 February 1985
Did you know there are three kinds of cat hair? There's the common, way to clean kind... There's the kind that disappears into the carpet, never to be seen again. And then there's my favorite... There's the kind that hangs in the airforever. LAND! DARN IT
14 February 1985
Well, I've swept under the furniture, vacuumed my chair and shaken the rugs. I'm finally rid of all your cat hair. Fortunately, I keep an emergency supply in the back of my bed.
15 February 1985
You boys sure shed a lot. Wha?! SHOOP! The cat hair refuses to associate with the dog hair. sniff..
16 February 1985
DINNER TIME, GARFIELD! I ran out of canned cat food. I'm sure you know what to do with this dried stuff. I certainly do. WHOAAA! Enjoying your cat food, Garfield? We must have it more often.
17 February 1985
WHIRRR! FWUMP! WHAT WAS THAT?! Hi, Squeak! Get me out of here!
18 February 1985
How are you, Squeak? How would you feel if you got sucked up in a vacuum cleaner? How humiliating! Me, a mouse, sucked up like a common piece of dirt. That's just my luck! What are the chances of that ever happening? whirrrr SHOOP!Getting better all the t
19 February 1985
Hey, Garfield, I'm missing a slipper, two spools of thread and a button... You don't know where they are, would you? I think I do... May I have a word with you, Squeak? Vroom! Vroom!
20 February 1985
Why are people afraid of mice? Bad press, I guess. Maybe it's because mice carried the black plague in 1348. I don't know what you're talking about. As I recall, half of Europe died. Picky, picky, picky.
21 February 1985
Would you look at that mousetrap?! Barbaric, isn't it. You said it! A nice camembert or creamy brie would be worth going in after. BUT THAT PROCESSED AMERICAN CHEESE IS AN INSULT TO MY PALATE! Precisely what I was saying.
22 February 1985
You're lazy, Garfield. Lazy, do you hear me? If you had any ambition, you could be anything you want. Like the world's greatest mouser? Lazy, I admire that in a cat.
23 February 1985
Hmmm click click Okay, your move. GARFIELD! How many times have I told you not to play with your food?
24 February 1985
Hey, Garfield, what say we have potatoes for dinner? Gee, it's been a long time since I fixed potatoes. Tell me about it.
25 February 1985
Trivia time, Garfield! What's the only substance on earth harder than a diamond? Your leftover pizza.
26 February 1985
I have just taken an inventory of your refrigerator. !89 bottles of salad dressing with 1" in the bottom of each. 14 half empty bottles of catsup, 39 open cans of flat soda pop and 62 bread wrappers with the heels. ORGANIZE YOURSELF!SMACK!
27 February 1985
EEEEK! Clean your refrigerator out, Jon! The mystery meat crawled out of the tinfoil and snapped at me!
28 February 1985