The mailman is going to rue the day he put on that silly uniform when he opens Jon's mailbox today. - Boy, is he going to be surprised. - Boy, am I stuck.
1 April 1985
Here I am, Garfield the cat, doomed to spend the rest of my days in this stupid mailbox. What a cruel twist of fate. - HEY, FATE! HERE'S WHAT I THINK OF YOU! - PLPLPL
2 April 1985
Leave it up to me to get stuck in this mailbox. So much for my ambush attempt on the mailman. - Here he comes now! -
3 April 1985
* - Thanks, Garfield. - I can see the headlines now. "Cat stuck in mailbox somehow manages to severely injure local man."
4 April 1985
I gotta get out of this mailbox. My deodorant is starting to give out. - RATTLE RATTLE - The story of my life.
5 April 1985
- UNNNGH! -
6 April 1985
We'll be right back after this word from our sponsor. - Quick, Garfield! During the commercial let's get some popcorn! - I'll take care of the butter, bowls and napkins. You take care of the popcorn! - I got MY stuff, are you taking care of
7 April 1985
- - I've been awake one second and my day is ruined.
8 April 1985
* - rrrrrrr - Oh, listen, Jon! They're playing our song! SHOOMP!
9 April 1985
Garfield, you eat like a pig. You should chew your food 25 times before swallowing. - Right. I'll give it a shot...just one thing... - What's chew?
10 April 1985
It's fun to find familiar shades in the clouds. - There's an old standard. - A dog cloud chasing a a cat cloud up a tree cloud.
11 April 1985
Good morning, morning. - What a great day to be alive. - I'd even go so far as to say it's a great day to be awake.
12 April 1985
Hey, Garfield. Hey, Odie. I have a little piece of leftover steak. Who - SHOOM! - wants it?
13 April 1985
Z - Z clickety clickety clickety. - CLICKETY CLICKETY CLICKETY - CLICKETY CLICKETY CLACK CLACK - I'M AWAKE! I'M AWAKE! CLICKETY CLACK CLACK - You've never done the Flamenco the get me up before. - The castanets were a nice touch. That's
14 April 1985
Garfield, I'd like you to meet my new goldfish. - What shall we name it? - "Sushi" comes to mind.
15 April 1985
- - Don't even think about it.
16 April 1985
A lot of people don't like fish. You can't hug them. You can't take them for a walk on a leash. - They have no sense of humor and all they do is eat and sleep. - Wait a minute! I just described me!
17 April 1985
Come here, you. - PLOOP - What are you doing with my goldfish, Garfield? Would you believe I was trying to kiss it good night?
18 April 1985
OH NO! - DON'T LOCK ME UP! I'LL BE GOOD! I SWEAR! - Oh.
19 April 1985
I've decided to let you live, little fella. - Oh sure, you're probably thinking way down deep I'm a mister nice guy... - Well, set one fin out that cage and you're history.
20 April 1985
I'm leaving for a few minutes, Garfield. You be good, hear? - SLAM! - Good! Jon's gone! Now I can do all the fun stuff he won't let me do! - I can run in the house. - I can eat the ferns and swallow without chewing. - I can jump on the bed. -
21 April 1985
I think I'll get today started off on the right foot. pat pat - PUNT! . My heart says "yes", but, my right foot said, "no".
22 April 1985
Hey, Garfield! Come and get it! Come and get "it", he says. - Just what is an "it"? Is "it" a hamburger? Is "it" cat food? - Nope, "it" is just an "it".
23 April 1985
ODIE! DON'T CHASE CARS! YOU COULD GET CLOBBERED! YIP! YIP! YIP! - Clobbered? - Hey, Odie! Here comes a Buick that said unkind things about your mother!
24 April 1985
I have a date with Mary Lou tonight and I'm going to charm her out of her socks. - I'm going to play it real cool. I'm going to quote poetry and be real suave. - She'll be putty in my hands. You tie is in your coffee.
25 April 1985
Surprise, Garfield! I made you some weenie gelatin! - gobble slurp smack gulp - Well, what do you think? My mouth liked it, but my stomach is still making up its mind.
26 April 1985
Get off the curtains, Garfield. Why? - Get off the curtains or I'll have you declawed. - You just can't argue with logic.
27 April 1985
It's time to get up. - It's time to gorge myself. - It's time to kick the dog. PUNT! - It's time for a nap ion front of the television. - It's time to eat my afternoon fern. - It's time for my 14-hour beauty rest. I'm a creature of
28 April 1985
Hey, Judy! How are you, cuz? Yeah, we'll be home. Come on over. - Sure, bring the kids, too. - Garfield? Tierra del Fuego
29 April 1985
My cousin Judy is coming to visit and she's bringing her children. - So put everything you value out of reach. -
30 April 1985