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Garfield

The mailman is going to rue the day he put on that silly uniform when he opens Jon's mailbox today. Boy, is he going to be surprised. Boy, am I stuck.

1 April 1985
 


 
Garfield

Here I am, Garfield the cat, doomed to spend the rest of my days in this stupid mailbox. What a cruel twist of fate. HEY, FATE! HERE'S WHAT I THINK OF YOU! PLPLPL

2 April 1985
 


 
Garfield

Leave it up to me to get stuck in this mailbox. So much for my ambush attempt on the mailman. Here he comes now! -

3 April 1985
 


 
Garfield

* Thanks, Garfield. I can see the headlines now. "Cat stuck in mailbox somehow manages to severely injure local man."

4 April 1985
 


 
Garfield

I gotta get out of this mailbox. My deodorant is starting to give out. RATTLE RATTLE The story of my life.

5 April 1985
 


 
Garfield

UNNNGH! -

6 April 1985
 


 
Garfield

We'll be right back after this word from our sponsor. Quick, Garfield! During the commercial let's get some popcorn! I'll take care of the butter, bowls and napkins. You take care of the popcorn! I got MY stuff, are you taking care ofthe popcorn?! Yup! We

7 April 1985
 


 
Garfield

I've been awake one second and my day is ruined.

8 April 1985
 


 
Garfield

* rrrrrrr Oh, listen, Jon! They're playing our song! SHOOMP!

9 April 1985
 


 
Garfield

Garfield, you eat like a pig. You should chew your food 25 times before swallowing. Right. I'll give it a shot...just one thing... What's chew?

10 April 1985
 


 
Garfield

It's fun to find familiar shades in the clouds. There's an old standard. A dog cloud chasing a a cat cloud up a tree cloud.

11 April 1985
 


 
Garfield

Good morning, morning. What a great day to be alive. I'd even go so far as to say it's a great day to be awake.

12 April 1985
 


 
Garfield

Hey, Garfield. Hey, Odie. I have a little piece of leftover steak. Who SHOOM! wants it?

13 April 1985
 


 
Garfield

Z Z clickety clickety clickety. CLICKETY CLICKETY CLICKETY CLICKETY CLICKETY CLACK CLACK I'M AWAKE! I'M AWAKE! CLICKETY CLACK CLACK You've never done the Flamenco the get me up before. The castanets were a nice touch. That'sbecause I care.

14 April 1985
 


 
Garfield

Garfield, I'd like you to meet my new goldfish. What shall we name it? "Sushi" comes to mind.

15 April 1985
 


 
Garfield

Don't even think about it.

16 April 1985
 


 
Garfield

A lot of people don't like fish. You can't hug them. You can't take them for a walk on a leash. They have no sense of humor and all they do is eat and sleep. Wait a minute! I just described me!

17 April 1985
 


 
Garfield

Come here, you. PLOOP What are you doing with my goldfish, Garfield? Would you believe I was trying to kiss it good night?

18 April 1985
 


 
Garfield

OH NO! DON'T LOCK ME UP! I'LL BE GOOD! I SWEAR! Oh.

19 April 1985
 


 
Garfield

I've decided to let you live, little fella. Oh sure, you're probably thinking way down deep I'm a mister nice guy... Well, set one fin out that cage and you're history.

20 April 1985
 


 
Garfield

I'm leaving for a few minutes, Garfield. You be good, hear? SLAM! Good! Jon's gone! Now I can do all the fun stuff he won't let me do! I can run in the house. I can eat the ferns and swallow without chewing. I can jump on the bed. -GARFIELD, I'M HOME! Tha

21 April 1985
 


 
Garfield

I think I'll get today started off on the right foot. pat pat PUNT! . My heart says "yes", but, my right foot said, "no".

22 April 1985
 


 
Garfield

Hey, Garfield! Come and get it! Come and get "it", he says. Just what is an "it"? Is "it" a hamburger? Is "it" cat food? Nope, "it" is just an "it".

23 April 1985
 


 
Garfield

ODIE! DON'T CHASE CARS! YOU COULD GET CLOBBERED! YIP! YIP! YIP! Clobbered? Hey, Odie! Here comes a Buick that said unkind things about your mother!

24 April 1985
 


 
Garfield

I have a date with Mary Lou tonight and I'm going to charm her out of her socks. I'm going to play it real cool. I'm going to quote poetry and be real suave. She'll be putty in my hands. You tie is in your coffee.

25 April 1985
 


 
Garfield

Surprise, Garfield! I made you some weenie gelatin! gobble slurp smack gulp Well, what do you think? My mouth liked it, but my stomach is still making up its mind.

26 April 1985
 


 
Garfield

Get off the curtains, Garfield. Why? Get off the curtains or I'll have you declawed. You just can't argue with logic.

27 April 1985
 


 
Garfield

It's time to get up. It's time to gorge myself. It's time to kick the dog. PUNT! It's time for a nap ion front of the television. It's time to eat my afternoon fern. It's time for my 14-hour beauty rest. I'm a creature ofhabit...all the bad ones.

28 April 1985
 


 
Garfield

Hey, Judy! How are you, cuz? Yeah, we'll be home. Come on over. Sure, bring the kids, too. Garfield? Tierra del Fuego

29 April 1985
 


 
Garfield

My cousin Judy is coming to visit and she's bringing her children. So put everything you value out of reach. -

30 April 1985
 




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