Hi, Judy! How are you, cousin? - And this must be Tammy. YOOOOOO! IT STINKS HERE! IT SMELLS LIKE A CAT! - Sniff, sniff, yoooo! Where's that kid smell coming from?
1 May 1985
Garfield, this is my cousin Judy and her children, Tammy and Stevie. - BALL! BALL! - Oh, listen! Stevie's first words! And his last.
2 May 1985
Do you know why I don't like kids? - I'll give you three guesses. - And the first two don't count.
3 May 1985
Here, kitty, kitty, kitty. - THERE HE IS! - I'm sure your mother has told you not to play with sharp objects.
4 May 1985
z z z - Yup! - I'm glad I'm not a bird. - All they ever do is eat worms and sit in the birdbath. - They never have any fun. - -
5 May 1985
Lucky me. Jon's cousin Judy comes to visit and she brings her two yard apes, Tammy and Stevie. - They're basically good kids, I guess. - For werewolves.
6 May 1985
I like to hang around babies at mealtime. They drop all kinds of good food. - - Sometimes they need encouragement.
7 May 1985
Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! - I'm hungry! I'm hungry! I'm hungry! I'm hungry! - I have some friends who can see to it she's never heard from again.
8 May 1985
Hello, what's this? - - Ready for lunch, Garfield? - Oh, no, thank you. I just had my first encounter with a diaper bag.
9 May 1985
Okay, Tammy, stop jumping on the bed. - - MOMMEEEEE!
10 May 1985
It was nice seeing you again, Judy. We must do this again! - Yeah, let's have lunch... - About ten thousand years from now!
11 May 1985
Dinnertime, Garfield! - MUNCH! SMACK! GOBBLE! SLURP! - GULP! CRUNCH! CHOMP! GOBBLE! SLURP! - UUUNGH! - HA-HAAA! - I'm so proud of Jon. I've taught him everything he knows about gluttony. RRRR
12 May 1985
- Rats! I always run out of milk before I run out of cookie!
13 May 1985
- BOING! - You should warn me when you put in the screen door!
14 May 1985
We cats are special. We are built to sense things about humans even they don't know. - - Your feet stink.
15 May 1985
- That's a pretty funky dance, Garfield. Show me how you do it. - First, find a bur in your sandbox.
16 May 1985
We're going to the vet, Garfield. I wonder what she'll remove this time. - Any last words? My uncle Patrick's famous quote comes to mind. - "I regret that I have but nine lives to give to my country".
17 May 1985
I love this time of year. There's the first bluebird. - There's the first daisy. - DONK - There's the first rake in the face.
18 May 1985
Come here, Garfield. I have something to tell you. - I'm going to organize my sock drawer today. This is a red-letter day! - I'm going to put the black ones on one end and the white ones on the other. Decisions! Decisions! Decisions! - And do
19 May 1985
Mornin', hon. Mornin', Irma. - Say when. - When. These people need help.
20 May 1985
HEY! WHERE'S THE WAITRESS IN THIS CRUMMY DIVE?! THE SERVICE HERE STINKS! WHO'S THE MANAGER HERE ANYWAY?! You are. - SMACK! Forgot. I'm going home. smack!
21 May 1985
TWO EGGS SCRAMBLED, PIGS IN BLANKET, AND GIVE IT WINGS! - ZIP! - Two eggsa scrambled! Pigs in a blanket! Pronto! This is a small operation. We should kill it before it spreads.
22 May 1985
Do you know what I like about your place, Irma? You're open 24 hours. - - I'm giving serious consideration to taking on an assistant.
23 May 1985
I don't see how you do it, Irma. - How do you keep this place open 24 hours with no help? - Z Now I see how she does it. Sheer willpower.
24 May 1985
Here's your egg, hon. Whatever you do, try not to think about where it came from. - - Have an egg, Garfield. Too late. I already thought about it.
25 May 1985
Boy, am I starved. - Here y'are, hon. Thanks, Irma. - - Uh, Irma. - Don't mind me, hon. - I think I lost a false eyelash in here somewhere. - Sardi's this ain't.
26 May 1985
I think I'll exercise. - I'd better start slowly. - Today I shall attempt to register a pulse.
27 May 1985
KABONG! KABONG! KABONG! KABONG! Garfield, get out of here! - And take your pogo stick with you!
28 May 1985
Let's talk about the responsibilities an owner assumes when he obtains a cat. The first responsibility is to feed that cat. - LATER! - I guess we'll wait to discuss the second responsibility when we're in a little better mood.
29 May 1985
Hey, Garfield, here's an article about a guy who thought he could fly by wearing a cape and jumping off a building. - They scraped him off Fifth Avenue with a putty knife. I guess he learned his lesson. - Yeah, he didn't believe.
30 May 1985
Good morning, Job. Hmmph - SMACK! BLUT! - I'm feeling good about today so don't burst my bubble, okay?
31 May 1985