Oh goody! Jon's home! - - When Mr. Excitement steps into the room, you can cut the apathy with a knife.
1 June 1985
last time I drink out of the toilet.
2 June 1985
Good morning, Garfield. Mmmph. - What was that? Mmmph. - I can't understand you. I ate all the ice cream and my mouth went numb, okay?
3 June 1985
Sniff - Remember, as you walk down the path of life... - Stop and eat the flowers along the way.
4 June 1985
What's the difference between flowers and weeds? - STOMP! STOMP! STOMP! - Weeds have a greater will to live.
5 June 1985
- Hey, Jon! - When was the last time you swept under the bed?
6 June 1985
Surprise, Garfield! - I picked up lunch at grease world! - Junk food is the staff of life.
7 June 1985
- kiss - Pets always sense when you're going to the grocery. Buy me a steak.
8 June 1985
- Look at Jon's socks, they are all perfectly tucked and organized. - Okay, socks, line up! Count off! - FORWARD HARCH! ONE! TWO! THREE! FOURP! - Stay away from my sock drawer, Garfield. You make me nervous. - - As you were.
9 June 1985
- - Clear your head, Jon. There has to be a logical explanation for this, other than the teddy bear isn't housebroken.
10 June 1985
Pick up your stuff, Garfield. STUFF?! Pooky isn't STUFF! He's a real, live, feeling, breathing... - Uh...inanimate object.
11 June 1985
That sun is pretty strong today, Pooky. A guy could burn if he's not careful. - -
12 June 1985
Do you know why I love Pooky? - It is said we were given two ears and only one mouth so that we can tell only half of what we hear... - Pooky has two ears and no mouth.
13 June 1985
as soon not know.
14 June 1985
And then about April of '81 or was it '82, my voice changed and I started singing the baritone part. - Gee, Pooky. I'm tired of talking about me... - YOU talk about me for a while.
15 June 1985
RUBBER HOLE GAG!
16 June 1985
This sun is enough to bake your brains. - - That, of course, doesn't affect Odie.
17 June 1985
It must be a zillion degrees out there, Garfield. - Let's turn on the radio and find out what the temperature is. - You mean this radio?
18 June 1985
- SURPRISE! - Happy birthday, Garfield! I had a feeling this was coming.
19 June 1985
Observe, beating the heat is simply a matter of mind over body. - I'm cold. I'm cold. I'm cold. - Unfortunately, my body has a mind of its own.
20 June 1985
21 June 1985
Have some lemonade, Garfield. - GUSH! - Refreshed? Yo.
22 June 1985
position. - Odie is in your basic armchair poily position. Z - When you sleep as much as I do, you crave variety in your attitudes of repose. - For your edification, I shall now attempt the world's most bizarre sleeping position! - Z oooo
23 June 1985
Hey, all you turkeys! You have to go to work and I don't! - - Spare time would be more fun if I had less to spare.
24 June 1985
I love lying on the sill watching the rain. - KA-BOOM! - I love lying under the bed listening to the rain.
25 June 1985
26 June 1985
What do you suppose the chances are of me leaping from this sill and having the window slam shut on my tail? - SLAM! - Do I know me or what?
27 June 1985
Most cats would be angry hanging by the tail from a window. - But not me. - I'M FURIOUS!
28 June 1985
Let me get you out of the window, Garfield. - There you go. BONK! - I don't know whether to thank Jon, or kill him.
29 June 1985
KA-CHUNK I'll sure - miss herrrrr.
30 June 1985