This tree is tempting me to climb it, but I'm standing my ground this time. - YOU WHAT?! - I can't resist a double dare.
1 July 1985
I'll get out of this tree sooner or later. Cats always do. - No cat has ever lived his whole life up a tree. - I have. You stay out of this.
2 July 1985
What's your name? Ed. - Now let me get this straight, Ed. You say you've never been on the ground? - What's ground? I see...
3 July 1985
Come clean, Ed. You can't tell me you've never been on the ground. That's impossible. - Maybe you're right. - Mom, have I ever been on the ground? What's ground?
4 July 1985
Garfield, I'd like you to meet my twin brother, Ted. - Ed! Ted is a squirrel! - No wonder mother always liked him best!
5 July 1985
This is just great. Here I am stuck up a tree with a cat who's been raised by squirrels. - SQUAWK! - Now what are you doing? Storing birds for the winter.
6 July 1985
Let's see, it's over and under, then through. - I'm taking you out to eat, Garfield. You'll have to wear this to get into the restaurant. - I'll have a steak and my ca...er...son will have a triple order of lasagna and a cup of cocoa. - This
7 July 1985
Can you imagine a cat being raised by squirrels? I gotta get Ed out of this tree before it's too late. - Too late for what? - Never mind.
8 July 1985
It's time we get out of this tree, Ed. How do we do that? - CRACK! - Funny you should ask.
9 July 1985
Welcome to your first step on earth, Ed! What do you think? - Wow! Wild! Weird! - What are you doing? I've never walked sideways sideways before.
10 July 1985
Well, Ed, what do you think of your first trip out of your tree? - Ed? - I think I have a fear of low places.
11 July 1985
Since you've been raised by squirrels, Ed, you have a lot to learn about being a cat. - What is that? That is a dog. Cats are afraid of dogs. - What? I have forgotten.
12 July 1985
I gotta go home, Garfield. What for? - I miss mother, the squirrel. You're weird, Ed. - You're lucky, too.
13 July 1985
- King Cattaeatalotta gives a peace offering to the volcano that claimed young princess Angora. - Up against the wall, you crumbums, or I'll give your backsides a taste of my daisy! - Make love, not dog pounds. - Here, my dear, perhaps this
14 July 1985
Ha, ha, ha! I love my new Monday suit. CLANK CLANK - Nothing can get me now. CLANK - CREAK Except possibly rust.
15 July 1985
Something is not right here. - WHAM! I knew it!!! - Today is Monday cleverly disguised as Tuesday.
16 July 1985
There's nothing more annoying than a leaky faucet. DRIP DRIP DRIP - DRIP DRIP DRIP DRIP - DRIP DRIP DRIP Unless it's a leaky dog.
17 July 1985
DRIP DRIP DRIP DRIP - DRIP DRIP DRIP Come here, Odie. - DRIP DRIP DRIP Let me tighten your gasket.
18 July 1985
- - Get rid of the dog!
19 July 1985
Look at those cars out there, Garfield. What a fascinating assemblage. - All those people in their tiny steel universes, moving to the choreography of the traffic light. - What are your observations on the subject, Garfield? 17 blue ones have
20 July 1985
- Hey, Garfield! It's going to be a beautiful day! Let's spend it outside! - Where are my swim trunks? - There's suntan lotion in here somewhere. - And now a picnic lunch! - PERFECT DAY, HERE WE COME! - Rats. Missed it.
21 July 1985
Ladies and gentlemen, for your entertainment pleasure, I've added music to my act. - I am proud to introduce the man with the plan from the street with the beat. - Mr. Skins!
22 July 1985
I knew a dog who was o ugly, he had to... - TIDDY-BOOM! - Let's talk timing.
23 July 1985
But seriously though, folks, how am I doing so far? - SPLAT! - Et tu, rhythm section?
24 July 1985
I knew a dog who was so ugly, his fleas wore dog collars! - TIDDY-BOOM TIDDY-BOOM TIDDY-BOOM TIDDY-BOOM TIDDY-BOOM - Padding our part, are we?
25 July 1985
And now for the dog joke of the night. - Mr. Skins, may I have a drum roll please? -
26 July 1985
And now for a brief musical interlude with Mr. Skins. - NO! NO! NOT THAT ONE! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! - Not the "Lithuanian Rain Dance"
27 July 1985
Ooch! Eech! Ouch! - - Hot, hot, hot. It's hot out there. - It's too hot to move. It's too hot to think, It's just too hot. - - rrr ft - Garfield! Odie! - Stop fighting.
28 July 1985
Here you are, Garfield. I call it "Breakfast Surprise". - BLAT! - If I wanted a surprise, I'd eat in the dark.
29 July 1985
- - It's times like this I wish Odie could talk.
30 July 1985
Do you want something to eat, boys? BARK! BARK! - Do you? Huh? huh? YIP! YIP! BARK! - The word "dignity" is not in a dog's vocabulary.
31 July 1985