I am cat, hear me roar, I am too big to ignore. SNAP! - - Perhaps I should consider a career change.
1 August 1985
- - It's shorts weather.
2 August 1985
BARK! - Hey, Odie. Come back here. - Do that again. I can still hear a little out of this ear.
3 August 1985
Oh yuk! A spider! - Hold still, spider, while I squash you with this window. - SLAM! tinkle tinkle - PLOP! - CRASH! - KA-BOOM! - Rats! Missed it.
4 August 1985
Look what you did to that chair, Garfield, You're too fat. - I am not too fat. They just don't make chairs the way they used to. - They don't make doors the way they used to either.
5 August 1985
Garfield, you wouldn't be fat if your eyes weren't larger than your stomach. - - THAT'S JUST AN EXPRESSION!
6 August 1985
Garfield, I'm putting you on a diet. ARRRGH! - I know you hate diets. If you can think of a better way to lose weight, I'm willing to listen. - Amputate something!
7 August 1985
Ah, there is nothing more refreshing than a leaf of fresh lettuce for the wight conscious. - Thank you so much for the delightful diet, Jon. - Where are you going? - I'm going to die now.
8 August 1985
- There's an interesting bit of diet trivia. - A pie cut into tiny slices has fewer calories than an entire pie.
9 August 1985
- ZIP -
10 August 1985
Hey, Garfield! Come here quick! - Look, Garfield, the carnival has come to town! Let's go! Whoopty doo. - Do you know what I love most about a carnival? the intellectual stimulation? - I love the sideshow. Uh, Jon? - The fat woman! The rubber
11 August 1985
Before - - After
12 August 1985
- - How's the coffee? It's a little weak.
13 August 1985
Okay, Mr. Finicky Eater, here's your dinner. What is it? - It's Coquille Saint-Jacques garnished with Belgian endive and laced with French truffles. - AGAIN?!
14 August 1985
See what you think about my lemonade, Garfield. - - Needs sugar? Needs sugar.
15 August 1985
16 August 1985
These new sodas are great. - They're sugar-free and caffeine-free. - And flavor-free.
17 August 1985
Garfield, where are you going? - GARFIELD! - Well, I hope you feel like a complete idiot. That is a hot dog truck, not a hot dog. I do feel sorta silly. - NOW WHAT?! - Now for dessert.
18 August 1985
Z - HEY! - When there's napping to do around here, I'LL do it.
19 August 1985
You're late for dinner, Garfield. - I assume you have a good excuse. - My morning nap raged out of control.
20 August 1985
Rats. - I hate it when this happens to me. - Daytime insomnia.
21 August 1985
- - I FELL ASLEEP ON MY TENNIS RACKET, OKAY?! Oh.
22 August 1985
There must be millions of ants down there. - I wonder how you tell the difference between boy ants and girl ants. - I guess they didn't have any trouble figuring it out.
23 August 1985
Hey, bug. You're ugly. - You're creepy. - You're history. SQUIK
24 August 1985
* - Eat me. - I can't eat you. You're Jon's favorite fern. What are fronds for? - I might get in trouble. Aw, come on. Take one little taste. You'll like me. - - MUNCH CHOMP MUNCH CHOMP - GARFIELD! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! Just trying to make
25 August 1985
Gee, Jon's pancakes sure look good. - I'd love to take them from him, but I'm not that kind of guy. - But the Caped Avenger is!
26 August 1985
The Lone Ranger has Tonto, the Green Hornet has Kato, and Batman has Robin. The Caped Avenger needs a sidekick too. - - Then again, I may go this a capella.
27 August 1985
As the new sidekick of the Caped Avenger, you need a neat name. What shall I call you? - SLURP - Come along, "Slurp".
28 August 1985
Slurp, as the Caped Avenger's sidekick, you need a costume. - - You've missed the point.
29 August 1985
Okay, Slurp, go out and find a costume befitting the sidekick of the Caped Avenger. - - Rule number one: never dress better than the hero. slap slap slap
30 August 1985
Here comes my sidekick, Slurp. - CRASH! - Hey, Slurp, maybe you should cut some eyeholes in your mask.
31 August 1985