Z - Z - Rats! I'm hungry. I always wake up in the middle of the night hungry. Oh well, let's look around. - Hello, what's this? It feels like a big old loaf of pumpernickel. - YIP! Sorry about that, Odie. - All right! Olives! I love Olives! I
1 September 1985
like to suck the pimentos out first and then nibble on the green part till it's gone. - SHUP - I assume there's a logical explanation for this. CLICK I'm so embarrassed.
2 September 1985
Slurp, our mission in life is to seek out evil wherever it may lurk. - LOOK! - I'll bet there's some leftover evil in that refrigerator.
3 September 1985
Now that I have a sidekick, I can get into all sorts of trouble and he will protect me. - Hey, dog, your mother chases garbage trucks. SMACK - What do you mean, you resign your commission?
4 September 1985
The Caped Avenger sees a door that must be broken down. - Slurp, take that door out! - I love sidekicks. They do all the painful stuff.
5 September 1985
Come along, Slurp. Let's go fight for truth and justice. - Look! There's a big dog beating up on a little dog! That's unjust! There's only one thing to do. BONK! - We'll just fight for truth today.
6 September 1985
Oh no! My blanket's not here! How am I going to be the Caped Avenger today? - Maybe Jon's got something. - Somehow I don't think the "Paisley Avenger" is going to cut it.
7 September 1985
8 September 1985
Let's go to a movie tonight. Here's one about kids at a day-care center who save the world. It's been done. - How about "Ninja Grandmother"? You're getting warmer. - Here it is! "The Angry Mauve Planet" Sounds like a contemporary remake.
9 September 1985
about some popcorn? With the barbecue sauce.
10 September 1985
- I probably shouldn't ask this, but where did Odie get the bubble gum? - PLOP! Don't ask, and don't look under the seats.
11 September 1985
- - Cut that out.
12 September 1985
- Where are you going? The movie isn't over yet. - The movie is over when the popcorn is finished.
13 September 1985
Why did we waste our evening at that movie? - And why was the photography so bad? - And why did they hand me three pairs of 3-D glasses?
14 September 1985
the Butz Sisters, Thelda Balducci drops under the groove and passes inside. - Balducci blows a tire and is f-boned by old lady Crowe! - WE GOT THE SALES ITEM FIRST!!! - Do you have any coupon? I forgot it. Rats! Black flagged on the last lap.
15 September 1985
Check the mail for me, will you, Garfield? - POOMP! - Anything for me? Just this package that came airmail.
16 September 1985
So, back again, huh? I thought you learned your lesson last time. - THIS TIME YOU DIE! - rrr
17 September 1985
I have some bad news, Garfield. I ran out of your favorite cat food. I'll survive. - Odie chewed up your scratching post. Big deal. - And Frank left Marcia for Stephanie. HOW COULD HE?!
18 September 1985
There's a mouse in the house. What are you going to do about it? - Lighten up, Jon. How much can one little mouse eat? - Can we talk? Nngh!
19 September 1985
Well, guys, it's time for the late night fright movie. - Remember, Odie. It's your turn this week. - Tell us when we can look again.
20 September 1985
- plop - What's the matter, Garfield? You got two left feet? The truth hurts.
21 September 1985
- - - - KISS - -
22 September 1985
I hate walking through tall weeds. - I pick up bugs and stickers. - And little dogs with sharp teeth
23 September 1985
- rrr SNAP! - WHAM! WHAM! WHAM! WHAM!
24 September 1985
* - Static electricity is a wonderful thing.
25 September 1985
Hey, Odie. - Do me a favor, will you. - Thanks.
26 September 1985
- GOOSH! - Just as I thought. It's just eyeballs and a bow.
27 September 1985
Hey, dog, how about some pepper to go with that tail. - WAH-CHOO! - Gesundheit.
28 September 1985
the authority, huh? Well, two can play this game. - Nngh! Your mother, puff puff, look both ways before... - SQUASH - I should have delegated some of this authority.
29 September 1985
Ooo, look at that stick! That isn't just any stick. That's a lucky special stick. - Lucky special sticks run on imagination. - This is one toy batteries won't help.
30 September 1985