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Garfield

Z Z Rats! I'm hungry. I always wake up in the middle of the night hungry. Oh well, let's look around. Hello, what's this? It feels like a big old loaf of pumpernickel. YIP! Sorry about that, Odie. All right! Olives! I love Olives! I

1 September 1985
 


 
Garfield

like to suck the pimentos out first and then nibble on the green part till it's gone. SHUP I assume there's a logical explanation for this. CLICK I'm so embarrassed.

2 September 1985
 


 
Garfield

Slurp, our mission in life is to seek out evil wherever it may lurk. LOOK! I'll bet there's some leftover evil in that refrigerator.

3 September 1985
 


 
Garfield

Now that I have a sidekick, I can get into all sorts of trouble and he will protect me. Hey, dog, your mother chases garbage trucks. SMACK What do you mean, you resign your commission?

4 September 1985
 


 
Garfield

The Caped Avenger sees a door that must be broken down. Slurp, take that door out! I love sidekicks. They do all the painful stuff.

5 September 1985
 


 
Garfield

Come along, Slurp. Let's go fight for truth and justice. Look! There's a big dog beating up on a little dog! That's unjust! There's only one thing to do. BONK! We'll just fight for truth today.

6 September 1985
 


 
Garfield

Oh no! My blanket's not here! How am I going to be the Caped Avenger today? Maybe Jon's got something. Somehow I don't think the "Paisley Avenger" is going to cut it.

7 September 1985
 


 
Garfield

Pet Shop Look at all those poor animals in there all caged up. This looks like a job for... Freedom Fighter! YOU'RE FREE! YOU'RE FREE! GO FOR IT! Hmmm, folks must not be heavily into freedom these days. You're secure! You'resecure! SLAM!

8 September 1985
 


 
Garfield

Let's go to a movie tonight. Here's one about kids at a day-care center who save the world. It's been done. How about "Ninja Grandmother"? You're getting warmer. Here it is! "The Angry Mauve Planet" Sounds like a contemporary remake.

9 September 1985
 


 
Garfield

Well, guys, there's one thing we need before we go into the movie. SNACKS! I'd like the banana-flavored tooth busters, the flaming mouth things, the triple-buttered nut clusters and three pumpkin fizz sodas. That will be $89.50 Uh, howabout some popcorn?

10 September 1985
 


 
Garfield

I probably shouldn't ask this, but where did Odie get the bubble gum? PLOP! Don't ask, and don't look under the seats.

11 September 1985
 


 
Garfield

Cut that out.

12 September 1985
 


 
Garfield

Where are you going? The movie isn't over yet. The movie is over when the popcorn is finished.

13 September 1985
 


 
Garfield

Why did we waste our evening at that movie? And why was the photography so bad? And why did they hand me three pairs of 3-D glasses?

14 September 1985
 


 
Garfield

GARFIELD! IT'S TRIPLE-COUPON DAY AT THE SUPERMARKET. WE GOTTA HURRY! Here it is, triple-coupon day at the market. Shoppers are lined up and eagerly awaiting the opening of the store. There's the green flag! As the pack backs up behindthe Butz Sisters, The

15 September 1985
 


 
Garfield

Check the mail for me, will you, Garfield? POOMP! Anything for me? Just this package that came airmail.

16 September 1985
 


 
Garfield

So, back again, huh? I thought you learned your lesson last time. THIS TIME YOU DIE! rrr

17 September 1985
 


 
Garfield

I have some bad news, Garfield. I ran out of your favorite cat food. I'll survive. Odie chewed up your scratching post. Big deal. And Frank left Marcia for Stephanie. HOW COULD HE?!

18 September 1985
 


 
Garfield

There's a mouse in the house. What are you going to do about it? Lighten up, Jon. How much can one little mouse eat? Can we talk? Nngh!

19 September 1985
 


 
Garfield

Well, guys, it's time for the late night fright movie. Remember, Odie. It's your turn this week. Tell us when we can look again.

20 September 1985
 


 
Garfield

plop What's the matter, Garfield? You got two left feet? The truth hurts.

21 September 1985
 


 
Garfield

KISS -

22 September 1985
 


 
Garfield

I hate walking through tall weeds. I pick up bugs and stickers. And little dogs with sharp teeth

23 September 1985
 


 
Garfield

rrr SNAP! WHAM! WHAM! WHAM! WHAM!

24 September 1985
 


 
Garfield

* Static electricity is a wonderful thing.

25 September 1985
 


 
Garfield

Hey, Odie. Do me a favor, will you. Thanks.

26 September 1985
 


 
Garfield

GOOSH! Just as I thought. It's just eyeballs and a bow.

27 September 1985
 


 
Garfield

Hey, dog, how about some pepper to go with that tail. WAH-CHOO! Gesundheit.

28 September 1985
 


 
Garfield

Ouch SWISH SWISH There's something about carrying a stick that gives one a feeling of authority. Fiy my dinner! Get a haircut! Clean up that mess! poke Get some exercise! Make your bed! Lose weight! The bigger the stick, the greaterthe authority, huh? Wel

29 September 1985
 


 
Garfield

Ooo, look at that stick! That isn't just any stick. That's a lucky special stick. Lucky special sticks run on imagination. This is one toy batteries won't help.

30 September 1985
 




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