Z Z Rats! I'm hungry. I always wake up in the middle of the night hungry. Oh well, let's look around. Hello, what's this? It feels like a big old loaf of pumpernickel. YIP! Sorry about that, Odie. All right! Olives! I love Olives! I
1 September 1985
like to suck the pimentos out first and then nibble on the green part till it's gone. SHUP I assume there's a logical explanation for this. CLICK I'm so embarrassed.
2 September 1985
Slurp, our mission in life is to seek out evil wherever it may lurk. LOOK! I'll bet there's some leftover evil in that refrigerator.
3 September 1985
Now that I have a sidekick, I can get into all sorts of trouble and he will protect me. Hey, dog, your mother chases garbage trucks. SMACK What do you mean, you resign your commission?
4 September 1985
The Caped Avenger sees a door that must be broken down. Slurp, take that door out! I love sidekicks. They do all the painful stuff.
5 September 1985
Come along, Slurp. Let's go fight for truth and justice. Look! There's a big dog beating up on a little dog! That's unjust! There's only one thing to do. BONK! We'll just fight for truth today.
6 September 1985
Oh no! My blanket's not here! How am I going to be the Caped Avenger today? Maybe Jon's got something. Somehow I don't think the "Paisley Avenger" is going to cut it.
7 September 1985
Pet Shop Look at all those poor animals in there all caged up. This looks like a job for... Freedom Fighter! YOU'RE FREE! YOU'RE FREE! GO FOR IT! Hmmm, folks must not be heavily into freedom these days. You're secure! You'resecure! SLAM!
8 September 1985
Let's go to a movie tonight. Here's one about kids at a day-care center who save the world. It's been done. How about "Ninja Grandmother"? You're getting warmer. Here it is! "The Angry Mauve Planet" Sounds like a contemporary remake.
9 September 1985
10 September 1985
I probably shouldn't ask this, but where did Odie get the bubble gum? PLOP! Don't ask, and don't look under the seats.
11 September 1985
Cut that out.
12 September 1985
Where are you going? The movie isn't over yet. The movie is over when the popcorn is finished.
13 September 1985
Why did we waste our evening at that movie? And why was the photography so bad? And why did they hand me three pairs of 3-D glasses?
14 September 1985
15 September 1985
Check the mail for me, will you, Garfield? POOMP! Anything for me? Just this package that came airmail.
16 September 1985
So, back again, huh? I thought you learned your lesson last time. THIS TIME YOU DIE! rrr
17 September 1985
I have some bad news, Garfield. I ran out of your favorite cat food. I'll survive. Odie chewed up your scratching post. Big deal. And Frank left Marcia for Stephanie. HOW COULD HE?!
18 September 1985
There's a mouse in the house. What are you going to do about it? Lighten up, Jon. How much can one little mouse eat? Can we talk? Nngh!
19 September 1985
Well, guys, it's time for the late night fright movie. Remember, Odie. It's your turn this week. Tell us when we can look again.
20 September 1985
plop What's the matter, Garfield? You got two left feet? The truth hurts.
21 September 1985
22 September 1985
I hate walking through tall weeds. I pick up bugs and stickers. And little dogs with sharp teeth
23 September 1985
rrr SNAP! WHAM! WHAM! WHAM! WHAM!
24 September 1985
* Static electricity is a wonderful thing.
25 September 1985
Hey, Odie. Do me a favor, will you. Thanks.
26 September 1985
GOOSH! Just as I thought. It's just eyeballs and a bow.
27 September 1985
Hey, dog, how about some pepper to go with that tail. WAH-CHOO! Gesundheit.
28 September 1985
29 September 1985
Ooo, look at that stick! That isn't just any stick. That's a lucky special stick. Lucky special sticks run on imagination. This is one toy batteries won't help.
30 September 1985