Do you wanna go out, boys? - Do you? Huh? Huh? Do you? - OKAY! GO FOR IT! Now we're too tired.
1 January 1986
What are you doing with those binopculars, Garfield? I'm checking something out. - Yup...I was right. - There's boredom just as far as the eye can see.
2 January 1986
Nobody takes me seriously - - Not even me!
3 January 1986
This is for you. Mail?! For me?! Wow! I'm important! I'm somebody. - Hey, wait a minute! This is addressed to "occupant"! - Are you ready for lunch, "occupant"? That's MISTER Occupant to you.
4 January 1986
- Mornin', Garfield. - Hello, little buddy, would you like a drink of wa-wa? Ha! Ha! I thought so! - Jon talks to his fern more than he talks to me. - EEEEK! - Garfield, would you by any chance know what happened to my plant? - Burp, if you
5 January 1986
I feel great today! I feel like curing a major disease, writing a best-selling book and stopping poverty! - LOOK OUT, WORLD! HERE COMES GARFIELD! Is there anything yu need, Garfield? - Yes...I need you to stop me.
6 January 1986
7 January 1986
How much do I weigh, RX-2? Do you really want to know? - Not really. - Would you like a hint?
8 January 1986
Let's see how much you know about cats. - Here are two people who, for all practical purposes, appear to be identical. - Guess which one is allergic to cats.
9 January 1986
I wonder if that floor is cold - - Yup...it's cold all right.
10 January 1986
I love hangig on the screen door. I can be a fly or a mountain climber... * - WHAM! WHAM! WHAM! - Or a door knocker. *
11 January 1986
- Scram! This is my birdbath! - I hate to see birds have a good time. - HEY! THIS WATER IS FREEZING! - UNNNGH! - -
12 January 1986
Cats have an incredible innate ability to sense when you are not feeling well. - Jon, I sense you are not feeling well. - They also have anincredible innate lack of sympathy.
13 January 1986
Hands off, Garfield. I'm saving that for Odie. - - Nice try, guy.
14 January 1986
I'm going to give Garfield a little treat today. - ARRRGH! - You don't like shaved coconut? Shaved coconut, Yes. Albino spiders, no.
15 January 1986
Cats have an incredible innate ability to sense when you are feeling blue. - Jon, I sense you are feeling blue. See? - BONK! Cheer up!
16 January 1986
We hve here the last piece of cake, Garfield. - I suggest we draw straws to see who gets it. - I'm not a betting man.
17 January 1986
And now the world-class pancake flipper will demonstrate his skill. - - Pardon my ignorance, Mr. World-Class Pancake Flipper, but shouldn't the stove be turned on first?
18 January 1986
The mailman makes a great scratching post. - We'll be right back after this announcement. - - Oooo! A warm spot. - It's no sunbeam, but it will do. - - ROWRR! - The first rule of owning a cat: "Look before you sit".
19 January 1986
GARFIELD'S Believe it, or DON'T! - There is enough static electricity in 20 cats to start a car. - But, it still won't start on a cold morning! Come on, guys. I'm late for work! Take a hike, jack. z z z z Believe it, or DON'T!
20 January 1986
GARFIELD'S Believe it, or DON'T! - A Jon Arbuckle claims to own a cat who can eat 10 times its body weight. To verify his claim we offered the cat 270 pounds of lasagna. - The cat ate only 219 pounds of lasagna. Things went so well in the
21 January 1986
GARFIELD'S Believe it, or DON'T! - Nick, a cat in Sweden, has eaten six mice a day for twelve years. That's over 26,000 mice! - I spite of his notoriety, poor Nick is still single. Nick, about your breath... Believe it, or DON'T!
22 January 1986
GARFIELD'S Believe it, or DON'T! - Cats and dogs evolved from a single animal called a "cog". It became extinct when it barked up the wrong tree... BARK! BARK! BARK! - A tree named "Bubba. Believe it, or DON'T!
23 January 1986
GARFIELD'S Believe it, or DON'T! - In 1957, a cat in Oregon salved a drowning child. - But, it was under the legal size limit, so he threw the kid back. Believe it, or DON'T!
24 January 1986
GARFIELD'S Believe it, or DON'T! - A cat in Lubbock, Texas gave birth to 57 kittens. - When asked how she felt after giving birth to quinseptulets, she said: I'll feel better when the start sleeping through the night. Believe it, or DON'T!
25 January 1986
This looks like my lucky day! - Look at ol' Jon out there working his fingers to the bone planting a flower bed. - I guess I'd better get out there and give those flowers the Garfield touch. - I'll start by stomping on a few. Then I'll chew
26 January 1986
Sigh - Gravity. - Why fight it?
27 January 1986
It's fun to lie here and muse on the meaning of life, - and muse on the myriad of solutions to the world's woes, - and to count the cracks in the ceiling.
28 January 1986
People seem to be leading more active lifestyles these days. - I wonder what that would be like? - The only thing active about me is my imagination.
29 January 1986
You people don't appreciate the stress we cats must deal with. - What with having hair all over our bodies... - Living in constant fear of split ends.
30 January 1986
Some people have the silliest phobias. - I have a fear of letting my mind wander. - I'm afraid it wouldn't come back.
31 January 1986