Do you wanna go out, boys? Do you? Huh? Huh? Do you? OKAY! GO FOR IT! Now we're too tired.
1 January 1986
What are you doing with those binopculars, Garfield? I'm checking something out. Yup...I was right. There's boredom just as far as the eye can see.
2 January 1986
Nobody takes me seriously Not even me!
3 January 1986
This is for you. Mail?! For me?! Wow! I'm important! I'm somebody. Hey, wait a minute! This is addressed to "occupant"! Are you ready for lunch, "occupant"? That's MISTER Occupant to you.
4 January 1986
Mornin', Garfield. Hello, little buddy, would you like a drink of wa-wa? Ha! Ha! I thought so! Jon talks to his fern more than he talks to me. EEEEK! Garfield, would you by any chance know what happened to my plant? Burp, if youhave anything to say to yo
5 January 1986
I feel great today! I feel like curing a major disease, writing a best-selling book and stopping poverty! LOOK OUT, WORLD! HERE COMES GARFIELD! Is there anything yu need, Garfield? Yes...I need you to stop me.
6 January 1986
7 January 1986
How much do I weigh, RX-2? Do you really want to know? Not really. Would you like a hint?
8 January 1986
Let's see how much you know about cats. Here are two people who, for all practical purposes, appear to be identical. Guess which one is allergic to cats.
9 January 1986
I wonder if that floor is cold Yup...it's cold all right.
10 January 1986
I love hangig on the screen door. I can be a fly or a mountain climber... * WHAM! WHAM! WHAM! Or a door knocker. *
11 January 1986
Scram! This is my birdbath! I hate to see birds have a good time. HEY! THIS WATER IS FREEZING! UNNNGH! -
12 January 1986
Cats have an incredible innate ability to sense when you are not feeling well. Jon, I sense you are not feeling well. They also have anincredible innate lack of sympathy.
13 January 1986
Hands off, Garfield. I'm saving that for Odie. Nice try, guy.
14 January 1986
I'm going to give Garfield a little treat today. ARRRGH! You don't like shaved coconut? Shaved coconut, Yes. Albino spiders, no.
15 January 1986
Cats have an incredible innate ability to sense when you are feeling blue. Jon, I sense you are feeling blue. See? BONK! Cheer up!
16 January 1986
We hve here the last piece of cake, Garfield. I suggest we draw straws to see who gets it. I'm not a betting man.
17 January 1986
And now the world-class pancake flipper will demonstrate his skill. Pardon my ignorance, Mr. World-Class Pancake Flipper, but shouldn't the stove be turned on first?
18 January 1986
The mailman makes a great scratching post. We'll be right back after this announcement. Oooo! A warm spot. It's no sunbeam, but it will do. ROWRR! The first rule of owning a cat: "Look before you sit".
19 January 1986
GARFIELD'S Believe it, or DON'T! There is enough static electricity in 20 cats to start a car. But, it still won't start on a cold morning! Come on, guys. I'm late for work! Take a hike, jack. z z z z Believe it, or DON'T!
20 January 1986
GARFIELD'S Believe it, or DON'T! A Jon Arbuckle claims to own a cat who can eat 10 times its body weight. To verify his claim we offered the cat 270 pounds of lasagna. The cat ate only 219 pounds of lasagna. Things went so well in therehearsal. Believe it
21 January 1986
GARFIELD'S Believe it, or DON'T! Nick, a cat in Sweden, has eaten six mice a day for twelve years. That's over 26,000 mice! I spite of his notoriety, poor Nick is still single. Nick, about your breath... Believe it, or DON'T!
22 January 1986
GARFIELD'S Believe it, or DON'T! Cats and dogs evolved from a single animal called a "cog". It became extinct when it barked up the wrong tree... BARK! BARK! BARK! A tree named "Bubba. Believe it, or DON'T!
23 January 1986
GARFIELD'S Believe it, or DON'T! In 1957, a cat in Oregon salved a drowning child. But, it was under the legal size limit, so he threw the kid back. Believe it, or DON'T!
24 January 1986
GARFIELD'S Believe it, or DON'T! A cat in Lubbock, Texas gave birth to 57 kittens. When asked how she felt after giving birth to quinseptulets, she said: I'll feel better when the start sleeping through the night. Believe it, or DON'T!
25 January 1986
This looks like my lucky day! Look at ol' Jon out there working his fingers to the bone planting a flower bed. I guess I'd better get out there and give those flowers the Garfield touch. I'll start by stomping on a few. Then I'll chewon a few. Then I'll y
26 January 1986
Sigh Gravity. Why fight it?
27 January 1986
It's fun to lie here and muse on the meaning of life, and muse on the myriad of solutions to the world's woes, and to count the cracks in the ceiling.
28 January 1986
People seem to be leading more active lifestyles these days. I wonder what that would be like? The only thing active about me is my imagination.
29 January 1986
You people don't appreciate the stress we cats must deal with. What with having hair all over our bodies... Living in constant fear of split ends.
30 January 1986
Some people have the silliest phobias. I have a fear of letting my mind wander. I'm afraid it wouldn't come back.
31 January 1986