There's all kind of neat stuff in here. - Deodorant. I know what this is for. - sssssss
1 October 1986
BZZZZ - CLICK - PLaying with my electric razor, Garfield? Never mind.
2 October 1986
GARFIELD! - YOU'RE USING MY TOOTHBRUSH! Stick around. You can watch me floss. - IS NOTHIG SACRED?! Where's that mouthwash?
3 October 1986
Rats, what happened to the maple syrup? - Now I remember...the syrup bottle sprang a leak. - So I poured it in Jon's hair tonic bottle.
4 October 1986
Oh, Garfield? Get your face outta my place. - You're going to exercise today, Garfield. NO! - YOU'RE GOING TO EXERCISE, OR ELSE! IT'S A FREE COUNTRY! I'M FREE TO Be OUT OF SHAPE! - We're going jogging! NO! - We're playing tennis! NO! BONK! -
5 October 1986
- - THUD This has possibilities.
6 October 1986
- - Drive-thru restaurants are so convenient.
7 October 1986
8 October 1986
- BLAM! -
9 October 1986
Gimme that! - I have plans for this radio controlled tank. - We'll take no prisoners.
10 October 1986
How cute, a toy tank. - BLAM! - Sorry about that. But, we had reason to believe your tuna casserole was leaking troop movement information to the enemy.
11 October 1986
I'm going to get Garfield to jog with me today by attacking his pride. - Hey, Garfield, I was going to challenge you to a race, but I decided not to humiliate you. You're too fat and out of shape to outrun a garden slug. - OH YEAH?! YOU'RE
12 October 1986
Z - CRASH! DONK! WHAP! - The monday paper.
13 October 1986
- Why, hello, Garfield. Where have you been all day? purrr - Under your car.
14 October 1986
STOMP! - PUSH - POOMP!
15 October 1986
Garfield! You're not going to believe this! I was in a bakery today buying a cake when three midgets in gorilla costumes raced in, se tthe place on fire and ran out with the cash register! Wow! - Come on, Jon, Don't spare the details! -
16 October 1986
Today I will demonstrate "deep-knee-kricks". - This is one I'm sure just about all of you can do. - KRICK KRICK
17 October 1986
sigh - Anybody can exercise... - But this kind of lethargy takes REAL discipline.
18 October 1986
- SLUUUCK - - - - SPLOOSH! - I assume there's a reason for this. I'd like to get your assessment of the possibility of blueberry pancakes for breakfast.
19 October 1986
I'm ready this time. - Come on, monday, do your worst. - Garfield, we're going to see the vet today. Arrrghh!
20 October 1986
Tell me something, doc. - Why is it every time I bring a hoseplant home, Garfield eats it? - Given the shape he's in, it's one of the few things in his diet that can't outrun him. She's a funny lady.
21 October 1986
Give me one good reason why you won't go out with me, doc. - You're obnoxious, pushy, wishy-washy, slow-witted and boring. - Oh yeah? Well give me a second reason.
22 October 1986
Just what would I have to do to get you to go out with me, doc? - Stand on your head and scream like a chicken, for starters. - BUCK-BUCK-BUC-KAW! Dignity is not in this man's vocabulary.
23 October 1986
Look, Jon. My boyfriend wouldn't like it if he knew you were trying to ask me out. Oh, yeah? What's his name. - Nick "The Mangler" Scarlotti. Oooo! I'm impressed! - I AM impressed.
24 October 1986
How old is your cat, Mr. Arbuckle? - He's eight. Really? He doesn't look that old. - He shouldn't. He's only been awake for about two of those years. Is it any wonder I hate him?
25 October 1986
Oh oh! Jon has that "we're going to the vet" look. - I'm glad I don't have to get a dog shot. - I only have to get a little kitty shot, but you have to get a dog shot. - The dog shot needles are this long and real thick. - NEXT! - Okay, let's
26 October 1986
Sigh. - I don't think I could bear to see Odie pushed off the table today. - Therefore... push
27 October 1986
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28 October 1986
Let's see...we have everything for the beach except a beach ball. - HEY, GARFIELD! BRING SOMETHING WE CAN KICK AROUND IN THE SURF! - Without even looking around, I know I should have rephrased that.
29 October 1986
Make yourself useful, Garfield. Here's an air mattress and an instruction sheet. - Unroll and lay flat. I can handle that. -
30 October 1986
- Remember, Garfield, there is no greater failing than apathy. - So what?
31 October 1986