Garfield, you're a pearl. Why, thank you, Jon. And do you know how pearls are formed in oysters? Howzat? THROUGH CONSTANT IRRITATION! Jon must not be happy with me.
1 November 1986
No fern is too tough for the Caped Avenger (urp!) Steady, boy. Steady. Okay, Odie. Let's ee if you're worthy of being the Caped Avenger's high performance mode of transportation! FASTER! FASTER! ZIP! STOP! Seat belt...the CapedAvenger needs a seat belt.
2 November 1986
GO! GO! GO! Garfield, that monster shark just ate Tokyo. Why are you cheering for it? Anything that eats everything can't be all bad.
3 November 1986
And what are YOU supposed to be? Anothe rhapless bather falls prey to the tiger shark.
4 November 1986
The cunning tiger shark, the world's most efficient eating machine with the world's most vocarious appetite, spies a helpless feast! FEEDINF FRENZY! ptoo! Yuck! Anchovies!
5 November 1986
I suppose you think you look like a shark. You got it, buster. Well you don't look anything like a shark! Oh, yeah? Well just wait until my fin comes back from the cleaners!
6 November 1986
CHOMP MUNCH GULP Just when you thought it was safe to have breakfast...
7 November 1986
As the shark approaches his prey, he senses something amiss. Oh, yeah, water! Sharks need water! -
8 November 1986
Happy people must know something we don't. What's this? Why, thank you, Garfield. DOG FOOD! QUICK! GIMME SOMETHING TO DRINK! HOT SAUCE! I'M BURNING UP! GLUG GLUG GLUG GOLDFISH WATER! ANTIDOTE! ANTIDOTE! AARRGH! ANCHOVIES!! Thiscould go on for days.
9 November 1986
Self-indulgence. There's a message in those great words. If you don't indulge yourself...nobody will.
10 November 1986
POOMP! Business lunch.
11 November 1986
Hey, Garfield, do you know what time it is? Lunch time? It's time for fun with static electricity! The man is a laugh riot.
12 November 1986
Bus Stop Here it comes. It's slowing down! Jon, you're so insecure. Look at that, Garfield! A whole bus stopped just for me! You're a heavyweight, all right.
13 November 1986
ALL RIGHT! ALL RIGHT! I'LL GET YOUR BREAKFAST! sob sob Cracked like an egg.
14 November 1986
Garfield, why can't you catch mice like other cats? Sorry. I always like to give him a second to retract his stupid statements before I hurt him.
15 November 1986
AROOOO! AROOOO AROOOOoooooo Odie needs something to occupy his time. This television should shut him up. AROO AROOO* -
16 November 1986
Good morning, Garfield. Z I hate monday morning pep talks. Z
17 November 1986
AHA! GOTCHA! It's time for your flea spray. Now don't give me any trouble. Just sit there. PSSSSSSs That's my boy.
18 November 1986
Okay, mouse! I know you're behind that box! Come out with your hands up! -
19 November 1986
GARFIELD! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! scratch scratch scratch Your chair has an itch.
20 November 1986
Z This looks like a nice place... Z for a nap. Z
21 November 1986
Look, Garfield. I got you a water bed! Water beds are all the rage, right? You always wanted a water bed, right? Right. But a hot water bottle in a box?
22 November 1986
Odie, come here, boy. I have a wet surprise for you. KNOCK KNOCK OH, NO! WET PETS! MY CHAIR! GET OFF! GET OFF! GET OFF! ARRRRGH! Sob. There's a proud man, Odie. He won't let us see him cry.
23 November 1986
You think too much about food, Garfield. You need a distraction. Try reading a book. Novel idea. COOK BOOK
24 November 1986
I have a special surprise for you today, Garfield! Generic cat food. Then feed it to a generic cat! toing SPLAT!
25 November 1986
You know, Garfield, you should really be thankful for the food you eat. I am, Jon. I am. I'm also thankful for the food you eat.
26 November 1986
Isn't life great, Garfield? We should count our blessings. ZIP! Whew! They're all there!
27 November 1986
Garfield, did you eat my jelly fille ddoughnut? It was like this, Jon. It happened to be a rogue doughnut wounded in a jungle bakery. Crazed with fear and pain, it charged my mouth and I was forced to eat it in self-defense. It's timeslike this I wish I u
28 November 1986
I'M HOME! Hi, Garfield. You're so nice to come home to!
29 November 1986
NUTS! STUCK AGAIN! HEY, GARFIELD, DINNER! SCREEE GULP Garfield, you can't still be hungry. You have to lose weight. No mor efood until breakfast. Do you really want that, Jon? Do you know what happens to skinny people? THEYBECOME MIMES, JON. IS THAT WHAT
30 November 1986