Garfield, you're a pearl. Why, thank you, Jon. - And do you know how pearls are formed in oysters? Howzat? - THROUGH CONSTANT IRRITATION! Jon must not be happy with me.
1 November 1986
No fern is too tough for the Caped Avenger (urp!) - Steady, boy. Steady. - Okay, Odie. Let's ee if you're worthy of being the Caped Avenger's high performance mode of transportation! - FASTER! - FASTER! - ZIP! STOP! - Seat belt...the Caped
2 November 1986
GO! GO! GO! - Garfield, that monster shark just ate Tokyo. Why are you cheering for it? - Anything that eats everything can't be all bad.
3 November 1986
- And what are YOU supposed to be? - Anothe rhapless bather falls prey to the tiger shark.
4 November 1986
The cunning tiger shark, the world's most efficient eating machine with the world's most vocarious appetite, spies a helpless feast! - FEEDINF FRENZY! - ptoo! Yuck! Anchovies!
5 November 1986
I suppose you think you look like a shark. You got it, buster. - Well you don't look anything like a shark! Oh, yeah? - Well just wait until my fin comes back from the cleaners!
6 November 1986
- CHOMP MUNCH GULP - Just when you thought it was safe to have breakfast...
7 November 1986
As the shark approaches his prey, he senses something amiss. - Oh, yeah, water! Sharks need water! -
8 November 1986
Happy people must know something we don't. - What's this? - Why, thank you, Garfield. - DOG FOOD! QUICK! GIMME SOMETHING TO DRINK! - HOT SAUCE! I'M BURNING UP! - GLUG GLUG GLUG - GOLDFISH WATER! ANTIDOTE! ANTIDOTE! - AARRGH! ANCHOVIES!! This
9 November 1986
Self-indulgence. - There's a message in those great words. - If you don't indulge yourself...nobody will.
10 November 1986
- POOMP! - Business lunch.
11 November 1986
Hey, Garfield, do you know what time it is? Lunch time? - It's time for fun with static electricity! - The man is a laugh riot.
12 November 1986
Bus Stop Here it comes. - It's slowing down! Jon, you're so insecure. - Look at that, Garfield! A whole bus stopped just for me! You're a heavyweight, all right.
13 November 1986
- ALL RIGHT! ALL RIGHT! I'LL GET YOUR BREAKFAST! - sob sob Cracked like an egg.
14 November 1986
Garfield, why can't you catch mice like other cats? - - Sorry. I always like to give him a second to retract his stupid statements before I hurt him.
15 November 1986
AROOOO! - AROOOO - AROOOOoooooo Odie needs something to occupy his time. - This television should shut him up. AROO - AROOO* - -
16 November 1986
Good morning, Garfield. - Z - I hate monday morning pep talks. Z
17 November 1986
AHA! GOTCHA! - It's time for your flea spray. Now don't give me any trouble. Just sit there. - PSSSSSSs That's my boy.
18 November 1986
Okay, mouse! I know you're behind that box! Come out with your hands up! - -
19 November 1986
GARFIELD! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! scratch scratch scratch - - Your chair has an itch.
20 November 1986
Z - This looks like a nice place... Z - for a nap. Z
21 November 1986
Look, Garfield. I got you a water bed! - Water beds are all the rage, right? You always wanted a water bed, right? Right. - But a hot water bottle in a box?
22 November 1986
Odie, come here, boy. I have a wet surprise for you. - - KNOCK KNOCK - OH, NO! WET PETS! - MY CHAIR! - GET OFF! GET OFF! GET OFF! - ARRRRGH! - Sob. There's a proud man, Odie. He won't let us see him cry.
23 November 1986
You think too much about food, Garfield. You need a distraction. - Try reading a book. Novel idea. - COOK BOOK
24 November 1986
I have a special surprise for you today, Garfield! - Generic cat food. - Then feed it to a generic cat! toing SPLAT!
25 November 1986
You know, Garfield, you should really be thankful for the food you eat. - I am, Jon. I am. - I'm also thankful for the food you eat.
26 November 1986
Isn't life great, Garfield? We should count our blessings. - ZIP! - Whew! They're all there!
27 November 1986
Garfield, did you eat my jelly fille ddoughnut? - It was like this, Jon. It happened to be a rogue doughnut wounded in a jungle bakery. - Crazed with fear and pain, it charged my mouth and I was forced to eat it in self-defense. It's times
28 November 1986
I'M HOME! - Hi, Garfield. You're so nice to come home to!
29 November 1986
NUTS! STUCK AGAIN! - HEY, GARFIELD, DINNER! - SCREEE - GULP - Garfield, you can't still be hungry. - You have to lose weight. No mor efood until breakfast. - Do you really want that, Jon? Do you know what happens to skinny people? - THEY
30 November 1986