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Garfield

I think I'll take a short nap. Hee hee hee. Whoever heard of a tall nap?

1 December 1986
 


 
Garfield

If the early bird gets the worm, then the early cat should get the bird. So I'll just step outside and get an... EARLY DOG!

2 December 1986
 


 
Garfield

YAWN smack smack smack I wish Jon would warn me before he turns the firnace on.

3 December 1986
 


 
Garfield

Some people lose weight. I just give it a temporary leave of absence.

4 December 1986
 


 
Garfield

Odie isn't exactly the brightest dog around. His I-Q is so low, you can't test it. You have to dig for it.

5 December 1986
 


 
Garfield

MEOW! meow meow meow meow meow Echo.

6 December 1986
 


 
Garfield

YIP! YIP! YIP! BONK! FFFFT thock! -

7 December 1986
 


 
Garfield

Hey, Garfield, I've decided to throw a party. I'll invite all of my friends. I'd better start making plans. ...and friends.

8 December 1986
 


 
Garfield

Hello, Liz? This is Jon Arbuckle. I'm throwing a little party this weekend and I...excuse me? Do you mean that literally or figuratively? Literally has my vote.

9 December 1986
 


 
Garfield

Well, Garfield, what do you think of my party outfit? I like it. It makes a statement. And that statement is, "I'm a nerd".

10 December 1986
 


 
Garfield

You're going to look great for the party. Hey, Garfield, what do you think of Odie's costume? It's just screaming for accessories.

11 December 1986
 


 
Garfield

It's 9:30 and nobody's shown up for my party. What do we do now? Okay, food, my tongue's leaving town in 15 minutes. Be on it!

12 December 1986
 


 
Garfield

I can't understand why no one came to my perty. Surely they got the invitations. I told Odie to take them to the mailbox 3 days ago. But did you tell him to put tehm IN the mailbox?

13 December 1986
 


 
Garfield

Garfield, don't eat this food. It's for my party. Okay, Odie. Take these party invitations and put them in the mailbox. Come on, Garfield. The social event of the season has arrived. DING DONG I was expecting the upper crust. Andyou got the crumbs.

14 December 1986
 


 
Garfield

Good morning, Pooky. Teddy bears are great to sleep with. No morning breath.

15 December 1986
 


 
Garfield

SQUEEZE -

16 December 1986
 


 
Garfield

HA, HA, HA! YOU SQUEEZED POOKY TOO HARD HUH? THAT's HYSTERICAL! SQUEEZE -

17 December 1986
 


 
Garfield

SQUEEZE ARRRGH!

18 December 1986
 


 
Garfield

Good news, Garfield. I completely restuffed Pooky for you. -

19 December 1986
 


 
Garfield

You know, with Pooky overstuffed like that, you two make a good match. Like father, like son, eh? -

20 December 1986
 


 
Garfield

Sign here, mister. Hey, Garfield. I got an aluminium tree this year. No more mess. No more tradition. And for splash and dash, it turns in an electric stand! Is nothing sacred? If it's splash and dash Jon wants, this blender would makea keen tree stand. R

21 December 1986
 


 
Garfield

Get out of my way, Odie. I'm trying to wrap presents. -

22 December 1986
 


 
Garfield

Good evening, folks. I'd like to start by signing a few Christmas carols! SPLUT! BLAT! SPLAT! Critics don't even take the holidays off.

23 December 1986
 


 
Garfield

Well, the gifts are under the tree and the food is prepared. There's only one more order of business... I just want to tell you guys how much I love you. Jon is like Christmas. I only appreciate him once a year.

24 December 1986
 


 
Garfield

WAKE UP, BOYS! IT'S CHRISTMAS MORNING! Let's see if Santa brought gifts for all the good little children. I guess not. Here's one for Garfield. What the heck, it's Christmas. I'll let him live.

25 December 1986
 


 
Garfield

The day after Christmas I always get drepressed. Do you know what I mean, Garfield? Yes, I do. If I were you I'd be depressed every day.

26 December 1986
 


 
Garfield

What a dippy sweater. It's not the gift, but thought that counts. Okay, okay, I THINK it's a dippy sweater.

27 December 1986
 


 
Garfield

EEK! Here he is! Z Excuse us, Mr. Cat. We desire cheese. We can't sleep without our cheese. And if we can't sleep, you won't sleep. All right! All right! Here, if there's nothing else, I'd like to get some sleep. You wouldn'thappen to have tiny little for

28 December 1986
 


 
Garfield

CAT HAIRS! They're a face of life. THERE ARE CAT HAIRS ALL OVER THE PLACE! So, what are you going to do about it? I'll be packing my bags and leaving now.

29 December 1986
 


 
Garfield

Wherever I stop, we're stuck with it. Right, Garfield? Right. The things Jon will do for excitement... click click click click Television roulette.

30 December 1986
 


 
Garfield

You guys will never guess what I found at the store. PHONY THE TEETH! HAR! HAR! HAR! HAR! Let's bite him in the neck.

31 December 1986
 




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