I think I'll take a short nap. - Hee hee hee. - Whoever heard of a tall nap?
1 December 1986
If the early bird gets the worm, then the early cat should get the bird. - So I'll just step outside and get an... - EARLY DOG!
2 December 1986
YAWN - smack smack smack - I wish Jon would warn me before he turns the firnace on.
3 December 1986
- Some people lose weight. - I just give it a temporary leave of absence.
4 December 1986
- Odie isn't exactly the brightest dog around. - His I-Q- is so low, you can't test it. You have to dig for it.
5 December 1986
- MEOW! - meow meow meow meow meow Echo.
6 December 1986
- YIP! YIP! YIP! - BONK! - - FFFFT - thock! -
7 December 1986
Hey, Garfield, I've decided to throw a party. - I'll invite all of my friends. - I'd better start making plans. ...and friends.
8 December 1986
Hello, Liz? This is Jon Arbuckle. - I'm throwing a little party this weekend and I...excuse me? - Do you mean that literally or figuratively? Literally has my vote.
9 December 1986
Well, Garfield, what do you think of my party outfit? I like it. - It makes a statement. - And that statement is, "I'm a nerd".
10 December 1986
You're going to look great for the party. - Hey, Garfield, what do you think of Odie's costume? - It's just screaming for accessories.
11 December 1986
It's 9:30 and nobody's shown up for my party. What do we do now? - - Okay, food, my tongue's leaving town in 15 minutes. Be on it!
12 December 1986
I can't understand why no one came to my perty. Surely they got the invitations. - I told Odie to take them to the mailbox 3 days ago. - But did you tell him to put tehm IN the mailbox?
13 December 1986
Garfield, don't eat this food. It's for my party. - - Okay, Odie. Take these party invitations and put them in the mailbox. - - - Come on, Garfield. The social event of the season has arrived. DING DONG - I was expecting the upper crust. And
14 December 1986
Good morning, Pooky. - Teddy bears are great to sleep with. - No morning breath.
15 December 1986
- SQUEEZE -
16 December 1986
HA, HA, HA! YOU SQUEEZED POOKY TOO HARD HUH? THAT's HYSTERICAL! - SQUEEZE -
17 December 1986
- SQUEEZE - ARRRGH!
18 December 1986
Good news, Garfield. - I completely restuffed Pooky for you. -
19 December 1986
You know, with Pooky overstuffed like that, you two make a good match. - Like father, like son, eh? -
20 December 1986
Sign here, mister. - Hey, Garfield. I got an aluminium tree this year. No more mess. No more tradition. - And for splash and dash, it turns in an electric stand! Is nothing sacred? - If it's splash and dash Jon wants, this blender would make
21 December 1986
Get out of my way, Odie. I'm trying to wrap presents. - -
22 December 1986
Good evening, folks. I'd like to start by signing a few Christmas carols! - SPLUT! BLAT! SPLAT! - Critics don't even take the holidays off.
23 December 1986
Well, the gifts are under the tree and the food is prepared. There's only one more order of business... - I just want to tell you guys how much I love you. - Jon is like Christmas. I only appreciate him once a year.
24 December 1986
WAKE UP, BOYS! IT'S CHRISTMAS MORNING! - Let's see if Santa brought gifts for all the good little children. - I guess not. Here's one for Garfield. What the heck, it's Christmas. I'll let him live.
25 December 1986
The day after Christmas I always get drepressed. - Do you know what I mean, Garfield? Yes, I do. - If I were you I'd be depressed every day.
26 December 1986
What a dippy sweater. - It's not the gift, but thought that counts. - Okay, okay, I THINK it's a dippy sweater.
27 December 1986
EEK! - Here he is! Z - Excuse us, Mr. Cat. We desire cheese. - We can't sleep without our cheese. - And if we can't sleep, you won't sleep. - All right! All right! - Here, if there's nothing else, I'd like to get some sleep. - You wouldn't
28 December 1986
CAT HAIRS! They're a face of life. - THERE ARE CAT HAIRS ALL OVER THE PLACE! So, what are you going to do about it? - I'll be packing my bags and leaving now.
29 December 1986
Wherever I stop, we're stuck with it. Right, Garfield? Right. - The things Jon will do for excitement... - click click click click Television roulette.
30 December 1986
You guys will never guess what I found at the store. - PHONY THE TEETH! - HAR! HAR! HAR! HAR! Let's bite him in the neck.
31 December 1986