Who are you? We, sir are rats. We're all brothers. - BONK! - Oh, yeah, one of us is a sister.
1 April 1986
Howdy, stranger. Rip, Juanita and Bob are our names and spreading pestilence is our game. - Which one of you is Juanita? - The one with "Eau de Vermin" behind her ears.
2 April 1986
maze with a map.
3 April 1986
Jon will kill me if he finds out I let rats into the house. I'll lure them out with the old "Pied Piper" ploy. - * - Okay, fat boy. Let's take it from the top.
4 April 1986
What do you guys want to do today? Let's spread pestilence! - Nah, let's lower somebody's property value. Or take a scenic sewer tour. - You're disgusting. It's a living. Or run up an old man's pant leg?
5 April 1986
Hey, why are we fighting like children? I'm sorry. I'm sorry too. - So long, Arlene. So long, Garfield. - Beaver face. Lard belly.
6 April 1986
I hate partly cloudy days. - When it's sunny, I'm happy, when it's cloudy, I'm das. - On a partly cloudy day I can use up a week's worth of moods.
7 April 1986
My, my. You're up early this morning. - I didn't ge tup early. - My leg cramp did!
8 April 1986
I hate it when I can't ge tmilk cartons open. Let me give you a hand. - HIYAH! THOCK! - Amazing things: claws.
9 April 1986
You stay out there, Garfield. I'll let you in when I'm good an ready. - SCREEEEEEEE - I'm ready. Good and.
10 April 1986
All tucked in for the night? Yup. - - MY LASAGNA! I was hoping you wouldn't notice.
11 April 1986
And now for the third tennis ball. - TAH-DAH! A NEW WORLD'S RECORD. You spit those out very instant! - Some people have no sense of history.
12 April 1986
work best. - Like "there's a sucker born every minute".
13 April 1986
Hey, Garfield, guess what? We are going to visit dad and mom on the farm again! - Jon, you must be psychic. - I was just lying here thinking it was time to restock the burrs in my fur.
14 April 1986
blueberry, cherry, or banana cream?
15 April 1986
Farm life's great, isn't it, Garfield? - However, I will admit it's a little slow. - Nothing much to do but count the bricks in the old silo. 14,238
16 April 1986
Look, Garfield! A moo cow! - And a bow-bow! And a piggy-piggy! - Ha-ha, you guys! This must be the famous farm humor I've heard about.
17 April 1986
Kind of muddy today, isn't it, Garfield? It is. - It's too deep for a little feller like you. I know. - you oughta get up on Jon's shoulders. I am.
18 April 1986
It's cloudin' up. Yup. - Looks like rain. Yup. These are men of few words. - It's rainin'. Yup. And few brains.
19 April 1986
scritch scritch scrith - SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH - SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH BARK! BARK! Why don't you boys let yourselves out for a change? - WHA?! - - CRASH - It's time I give some serious consideration to adding a pet door.
20 April 1986
The newspaper should be here about now. - BONK! - Sometimes you get the paper, sometimes the paper gets you.
21 April 1986
My life is boring. - Have you heard the old saying, "all dressed up and no place to go"? - I'm naked and no place to go.
22 April 1986
I gotta do something to spice up my life. - I know! I'll take my afternoon nap in the morning and my morning nap in the afternoon. - Garfield, you mad, impetuous boy, you.
23 April 1986
Life is like a Ferrari, it goes too fast. - But that's okay. - Because you can't afford it anyway.
24 April 1986
I shall now meditate in order to enrich my life. - There is nothing like meditation to get in touch with on'e self. - Self...if you don't get out of this stupid position in about three seconds, you kneecaps are going to fall off!
25 April 1986
Life is like a birdbath. It's made of concrete, filled with water, and uh...birds like to splash in it. - Boy, that was dumb. Life isn't anything like a bird bath. tap tap - Life...is like a sock monkey...
26 April 1986
27 April 1986
Hey, Odie, give me a push. - A big push! - Let's make that a MEDIUM big push.
28 April 1986
Get ready to go into orbit, Odie! - - Let me know when you get back!
29 April 1986
Look, Odie. No feet! - Look, Odie. Only one hand! - I hate showoffs.
30 April 1986