The green flag drops and the race is on! - Leading the pack is the great Enzio Bodoni. - Enzio Bodoni makes an unscheduled pit stop.
1 May 1986
Gee, I love playgrounds. - I remember how much fun monkey bars were when I was a kid. - I guess you can't go back.
2 May 1986
Odie, I need your help. - Let's play on the teeter-totter. - I could just cry.
3 May 1986
Z - Z - Wake up, Garfield. I want you to see a sunrise. A sunrise? Me? That's unnatural. - It's about time you saw a sunrise. Then take a picture! - Where's your sense of adventure? If it's before breakfast, I'm not interested. - IT'S AN
4 May 1986
Oops. CRASH! OH-NO! MY BEST CHINA! - Look on the bright side, Jon. - Your 64-piece set is now a 3,000-piece set.
5 May 1986
Garfield, there are cat hairs all over this place. Yes, isn't it wonderful? They are like family. - Yuk! I almost swallowed this one! OH-NO! - Billy? Speak to me! Are you all right?
6 May 1986
- GARFIELD! - WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY FERN?! I (burp) pruned it.
7 May 1986
Garfield, you act like you own this house. I do. - What's this? A deed. - This is a forgery! I'll see you in court.
8 May 1986
Wouldn't you know it? There's a cat hair in my lasagna. - - What do you have to say for yourself? Ouch!
9 May 1986
- CRASH! - What made you do that? My sense of aesthetics.
10 May 1986
- OH-NO! - ODIE! THANK GOODNESS IT'S YOU! THROW ME A VINE! - GREAT! - NOW PULL! - Playing in your food again, I see. Playing heck! You oughta put warning signs around this oatmeal!
11 May 1986
Let's see what kind of day it is. - ZIP! - It appears to be a monday.
12 May 1986
I'll get you out of there, Garfield. - WHIP! WHIP! WHIP! - My hero.
13 May 1986
Odie! Odie! Pull the blind down, fella! - WHIRRRRR! - Our here.
14 May 1986
Well, I guess you guys can forget what I said yesterday. - You know, about not doing enough together. - OUCH! QUIT IT! OUCH! CUT THAT OUT! ROWR! RRRR!
15 May 1986
I wonder how we're going to get out of here? - CRASH! - Isn't that the way? Just when everything looks hopeless, things work out. I love happy endings.
16 May 1986
Excuse me, Ma'am? - Would you mind doing me a big favor? YOU BEAST! - What did I say? I don't think she wanted to get involved.
17 May 1986
I'm glad you could join me. - You know, boys, it's nice to spend some quality time together and really visit. - Remember the time you got wrapped up in the window blind, Garfield? - And then I got caught in it trying to get you free? - Then,
18 May 1986
Sir, would you help us out of this window blind? Sure. - WHIRRRRR! - The house isn't much, but we call it home. What's for dinner?
19 May 1986
STOP RIGHT THERE! I KNOW WEIRDOS WHEN I SEE THEM! - WHAP! WHAP! WHAP! WHAP! - Okay, you have me. Do with me what you will. Let's kill her. Shut up, Garfield.
20 May 1986
HELP! HELP! I'M BEING ABDUCTED. - Okay, you dirty rats! Come out with your hands up! - NEVER! WE'LL FIGHT TO THE LAST MAN! You stay out of this!
21 May 1986
I wonder how many more people are going to get trapped in this blind before this nightmare is over? - - Okay! Where did the lamppost come from?! I think Odie had something to do with it.
22 May 1986
It's hard to believe so many people can get caught in an ordinary window blind. - How are we going to get out of this thing? - And how are we going to get up?
23 May 1986
Hold tight, folks. snip snip - You're free! YAYYYY!! - This is great! It's nice to have some elbowroom. You can say that again!
24 May 1986
ROWR Tummies, they're never satisfied. - For me, life is like a potato chip...I can't have just one. - Life is like mashed potatoes...you gotta take the lumps with the good. SPLAT! - Life is like a cherry phosphate...by the time you get to
25 May 1986
I'm bored. - I think I'll take up a sport... - SMACK! Tag! I'm it!
26 May 1986
GOOSH! - Would you like a drink of water, Odie? -
27 May 1986
I'd like to be able to stop each of those cars and aske the people where they're going. If they didn't have a good excuse I'd send them home. - Of course, some of them may not have a home...how sad. - "Car people".
28 May 1986
The birds seem to be singing more this time of year. chirp chirp tweet - They may be heralding a change in seasons. * tweet - Then again, it could be the shower Jon installed in the birdbath. * tweet *
29 May 1986
Hey, dog! I laugh at your looks! I spit on your feet! - I like picking on the dog next door as long as there is a sturdy fence between us. - Knotholes! I forgot about the knotholes!
30 May 1986
Here, Garfield,, have some shark's fin soup. - Gee thanks, but, I'm not in the mood for seafood. - I think I'll just have some of our chicken's foot soup.
31 May 1986