The green flag drops and the race is on! Leading the pack is the great Enzio Bodoni. Enzio Bodoni makes an unscheduled pit stop.
1 May 1986
Gee, I love playgrounds. I remember how much fun monkey bars were when I was a kid. I guess you can't go back.
2 May 1986
Odie, I need your help. Let's play on the teeter-totter. I could just cry.
3 May 1986
Z Z Wake up, Garfield. I want you to see a sunrise. A sunrise? Me? That's unnatural. It's about time you saw a sunrise. Then take a picture! Where's your sense of adventure? If it's before breakfast, I'm not interested. IT'S ANEMOTIONAL EXPERIENCE YOU'LL
4 May 1986
Oops. CRASH! OH-NO! MY BEST CHINA! Look on the bright side, Jon. Your 64-piece set is now a 3,000-piece set.
5 May 1986
Garfield, there are cat hairs all over this place. Yes, isn't it wonderful? They are like family. Yuk! I almost swallowed this one! OH-NO! Billy? Speak to me! Are you all right?
6 May 1986
GARFIELD! WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY FERN?! I (burp) pruned it.
7 May 1986
Garfield, you act like you own this house. I do. What's this? A deed. This is a forgery! I'll see you in court.
8 May 1986
Wouldn't you know it? There's a cat hair in my lasagna. What do you have to say for yourself? Ouch!
9 May 1986
CRASH! What made you do that? My sense of aesthetics.
10 May 1986
OH-NO! ODIE! THANK GOODNESS IT'S YOU! THROW ME A VINE! GREAT! NOW PULL! Playing in your food again, I see. Playing heck! You oughta put warning signs around this oatmeal!
11 May 1986
Let's see what kind of day it is. ZIP! It appears to be a monday.
12 May 1986
I'll get you out of there, Garfield. WHIP! WHIP! WHIP! My hero.
13 May 1986
Odie! Odie! Pull the blind down, fella! WHIRRRRR! Our here.
14 May 1986
Well, I guess you guys can forget what I said yesterday. You know, about not doing enough together. OUCH! QUIT IT! OUCH! CUT THAT OUT! ROWR! RRRR!
15 May 1986
I wonder how we're going to get out of here? CRASH! Isn't that the way? Just when everything looks hopeless, things work out. I love happy endings.
16 May 1986
Excuse me, Ma'am? Would you mind doing me a big favor? YOU BEAST! What did I say? I don't think she wanted to get involved.
17 May 1986
I'm glad you could join me. You know, boys, it's nice to spend some quality time together and really visit. Remember the time you got wrapped up in the window blind, Garfield? And then I got caught in it trying to get you free? Then,to top it off, Odie go
18 May 1986
Sir, would you help us out of this window blind? Sure. WHIRRRRR! The house isn't much, but we call it home. What's for dinner?
19 May 1986
STOP RIGHT THERE! I KNOW WEIRDOS WHEN I SEE THEM! WHAP! WHAP! WHAP! WHAP! Okay, you have me. Do with me what you will. Let's kill her. Shut up, Garfield.
20 May 1986
HELP! HELP! I'M BEING ABDUCTED. Okay, you dirty rats! Come out with your hands up! NEVER! WE'LL FIGHT TO THE LAST MAN! You stay out of this!
21 May 1986
I wonder how many more people are going to get trapped in this blind before this nightmare is over? Okay! Where did the lamppost come from?! I think Odie had something to do with it.
22 May 1986
It's hard to believe so many people can get caught in an ordinary window blind. How are we going to get out of this thing? And how are we going to get up?
23 May 1986
Hold tight, folks. snip snip You're free! YAYYYY!! This is great! It's nice to have some elbowroom. You can say that again!
24 May 1986
ROWR Tummies, they're never satisfied. For me, life is like a potato chip...I can't have just one. Life is like mashed potatoes...you gotta take the lumps with the good. SPLAT! Life is like a cherry phosphate...by the time you get tothe good stuff, the fi
25 May 1986
I'm bored. I think I'll take up a sport... SMACK! Tag! I'm it!
26 May 1986
GOOSH! Would you like a drink of water, Odie? -
27 May 1986
I'd like to be able to stop each of those cars and aske the people where they're going. If they didn't have a good excuse I'd send them home. Of course, some of them may not have a home...how sad. "Car people".
28 May 1986
The birds seem to be singing more this time of year. chirp chirp tweet They may be heralding a change in seasons. * tweet Then again, it could be the shower Jon installed in the birdbath. * tweet *
29 May 1986
Hey, dog! I laugh at your looks! I spit on your feet! I like picking on the dog next door as long as there is a sturdy fence between us. Knotholes! I forgot about the knotholes!
30 May 1986
Here, Garfield,, have some shark's fin soup. Gee thanks, but, I'm not in the mood for seafood. I think I'll just have some of our chicken's foot soup.
31 May 1986