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Garfield

think, sir? I think dogs are smarter. POKE - How about you, little boy? Pigs are smarter than cats or dogs. - Pigs are smarter than we are? That's hard to accept. - Come on, Odie. Let's go discuss this over a ham sandwich.

1 June 1986
 


 
Garfield

- - Litter box backed up? I hate mondays.

2 June 1986
 


 
Garfield

Yip! Yip! Yip! Let me help you, Odie. - PLOOP! - I don't know you dogs survive. Uh...Jon?

3 June 1986
 


 
Garfield

Are you going to eat that hamburger, Pooky? - I love eating with teddy bears. - They're always stuffed.

4 June 1986
 


 
Garfield

- GARFIELD! DIN... ZIP! GULP! - Urp...what's on TV? COME BACK HERE AND LINGER!

5 June 1986
 


 
Garfield

tappity tappity tappity - I knew a dog who was so stupid, he chased bones and buried cars! - CLONK! BOP! BAP! BONK!

6 June 1986
 


 
Garfield

I knew a dog who was so rich, he hired someone to drool for him! - HA! HA! HA! HA! - I hate to laugh at my own jokes.

7 June 1986
 


 
Garfield

- Hold the diving board steady, Odie. - Okay, let's give it a try! - Out of the way, mutt! I'll be the first to try this swimming pool. - - Maybe we should check the assembly instructions again. scrittch scritch

8 June 1986
 


 
Garfield

- You sure spend a lot of time in the sunbeam, Garfield. Haven't you heard? - Cats are solar powered.

9 June 1986
 


 
Garfield

Hello there, I'm Nermal, the world's cutest kitten. I know I know. - There's something more important then being cute you know. Whatever could that be? - Being big.

10 June 1986
 


 
Garfield

YEE-HA! - That looks like fun. Let me try that. - What's the problem here? It's a mystery to me.

11 June 1986
 


 
Garfield

A little to the right. SCRITCH - Oh, yeh! That's it! SCRITCH SCRITCH - Now I see why people love cats. We're pretty terrific all right.

12 June 1986
 


 
Garfield

neighborhood, then...

13 June 1986
 


 
Garfield

Hey! Quit leaning on me. I am not leaning on you. - PLOP - See? The wind shifted, that's all.

14 June 1986
 


 
Garfield

tall frosty bowl of milk. - Happy? We cats appreciate good packaging.

15 June 1986
 


 
Garfield

Good heavens! I'm going to be eight years old this thursday! - I hate birthdays. They're a lot like calendars. - They remind you your days are numbered.

16 June 1986
 


 
Garfield

Hey! There's somebody in bed with me! - Oh, it's you... - Good morning, belly.

17 June 1986
 


 
Garfield

I have some bad news about your birthday cake, Garfield. - It collapsed under the weight of the candles. Is that an age joke? - Oh well, it would probably have set off the smoke alarm anyway. TIME-OUT! UNFAIR! AGE JOKE!

18 June 1986
 


 
Garfield

Happy birthday, Garfield! We love you! - Do you know the best part of birthdays? - For a day, it's nice to have the world revolve around you!

19 June 1986
 


 
Garfield

Happy birthday, Garfield. Here's a double-chocolate fudge marshmallow cream cake! - And here's chocolate chip ice cream, sugar cookie and a cherry phosphate! Any queszions? Yeh... - What's for dessert?

20 June 1986
 


 
Garfield

For your birthday I got you a diet book. Gee, thanks! This is perfect! - Diet - Cookies

21 June 1986
 


 
Garfield

THAT'S IT! - - The mailman content of my blood was getting low.

22 June 1986
 


 
Garfield

Will that be all? Irma, we haven't ordered yet. - Here's your check. Have a nice day. - Don't you care that we haven't eaten? Not as long as you leave a nice tip.

23 June 1986
 


 
Garfield

What do you recommend, Irma? - The hamburger flambe, french fries flambe, chili soup flambe, and peach pie flambe. - What's with all the flambes? The kitchen is on fire.

24 June 1986
 


 
Garfield

What'll you have, Jon? - I'll have whatever he's having. - Suit yourself.

25 June 1986
 


 
Garfield

How's it going, Irma? Great! Just won the fast-food service division of the waitress awards. - What's the fast-food service award? - BLAT! BLAT!

26 June 1986
 


 
Garfield

Here you go, fellas. The "Saturday Special". - This stuff tastes terrible! - Well, to be honest, it's the "Week-Ago-Saturday Special".

27 June 1986
 


 
Garfield

Irma, I ordered a pie a la mode. Where's the scoop ice cream? It was there a minute ago. - WAH-HA! - I GOT IT! I'll hav ethe pie plain, thank you.

28 June 1986
 


 
Garfield

shops. - Oh, Freeman! Look at that plaster cat! Z - Yawn! What a nice nap? - - Why is it all the rotten luck happens to me? Whine! - Oh, what are you complaining about?

29 June 1986
 


 
Garfield

Why, hello there, little spider. - Here, make yourself at home. Share my food, my bed... - My library. WHUMP!

30 June 1986
 




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