Okay, Odie, today we scare the mailman...look vicious! - - All right, let's practice slobbering on his shoes.
1 July 1986
Here comes the mailman. Now's my chance to shred his pant legs. - YOW! - Sorry, pal. I didn't notice you were wearing bermuda shorts.
2 July 1986
I hate it when I lose Garfield in the department store. - GARFIELD! WHERE ARE YOU? Over here. - House Plants By the...burp...salad bar.
3 July 1986
Normally I'd destroy Odie for this, but, luckily for him, I've had a change of heart. - PUNT! - Of course, it eill take a while for word to reach my foot.
4 July 1986
Good morning, Odie. - - How can you communicate with a dog whose brain didn't leave a forwarding address?
5 July 1986
Hold still, Odie. We'll get it open this time. - - Here's some change, Garfield. Get us some pop. - - CHUKONG! - I wonder what would happen if I put all the money in at once. CLINK CLINK - - CAJUNG!
6 July 1986
What a night! I dreamed the house was surrounded by a pack of vicious dogs chanting, "Send out the cat! Send out the cat!" - Good morning, Garfield. Would you like to go out? - I THOUGHT YOU WERE ON MY SIDE! Or would you rather stay in?
7 July 1986
OH, NO! JON'! FOAMING AT THE MOUTH! - QUICK! LET'S MAKE A BREAK FOR IT! - Good morning, boys. TOO LATE! LET'S SPLIT UP AND HOPE HE GOES AFTER YOU!
8 July 1986
That, son, is a cat. - He's a fat one and ugly, as cats go. - I may have to break our treaty agreement. Notice the sloping, criminal forehead.
9 July 1986
I can't understand it, Garfield, Why don't I have better luck with women? - Excuse me, Do you have the time? Only the rest of my life, you radiant thing you! - Perhaps you're a bit too eager.
10 July 1986
RRRRR - CLICK - Playing with the hair dryer, Garfield? I'm going for the natural look.
11 July 1986
Garfield, if you keep eating like that, you're going to explode. - POW! - Okay! Who shook the soda pop?
12 July 1986
Never tell a hungry cat the dinner is ALMOST ready. - Something smells good. What is it? - I'm going to bake a lasagna, Garfield, Do you wanna help? Let me think about it for a min...sure! - First we'll brown the hamburger with the tomato
13 July 1986
THERE'S NO ESCAPING IT! - IT'S GONNA GEt ME! - AHCHOO!
14 July 1986
Sniff. I'm allergic to something around here. I wonder if it's dogs? - SNIFF! - Nope.
15 July 1986
Ah, AH - AH, AHH! - CHOOO!
16 July 1986
Sniff. - SNIFF - SNUCK! Yes, Garfield. I know you're not feeling well.
17 July 1986
I'M GONNA SNEEZE! AH-AHH AHHH! - fft - Thank you. Where are you going? I'm going to boil my finger now.
18 July 1986
This is what's been making me sneeze! It's Jon's cologne. - It's called "Ditchdigger, The Working Man's Cologne". - And, as you know, I'm allergic to work.
19 July 1986
All right, who brought in the fleas. scritch scritch scritch - Sigh. - I'm bored. There's gotta be something to do. - Pets always seem to be able to entertein themselves. Maybe I could do what they do. - So...played with any good yarn lately?
20 July 1986
YAWN - - Mondays are losing their subtlety.
21 July 1986
Monday 21 - RIP Monday 22 - OH, NO! IT'S THE MONDAY THAT WOULDN'T DIE!
22 July 1986
Monday 23 You're right, Garfield. Every day this week is monday. - I'm sure it's just a misprint. It doesn't mean anything. - Then again. GONK!
23 July 1986
I'd better check to see if it's still monday out there. - - SPLUT! Yup.
24 July 1986
Imagine having to suffer an entire week of mondays. Well, they're not getting me! - I'm spending the rest of the week in bed. - You gotta get up pretty early to put one over on old Garfield.
25 July 1986
- It must be wonderful to be that stupid. - For Odie, every day is saturday.
26 July 1986
HERE, KITTY, KITTY. - Uh-oh. - Hello, kitty. Would you like to come to my house? Take a hike, kid. - I'll fix you lots of good things to eat. I'm with you! - We'll have such a splendid time! - And you can play with Muffin, too. - Here you go,
27 July 1986
How's your coffee this morning, Garfield? A little weak. - THUD! - See? It didn't even crack the plate.
28 July 1986
- gobble munch smack slurp - Burp
29 July 1986
Don't eat this pie, Garfield. I won't. - You won't forget will you? I won't forget. I never forget. - I just have convenient lapses of memory.
30 July 1986
Sorry, boys. I just ran out of coffee. WHAT?! - Wait! You're in luck. I just remembered... - The last guy in here spilled his. I think I'm going to be sick.
31 July 1986