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Garfield

Okay, Odie, today we scare the mailman...look vicious! All right, let's practice slobbering on his shoes.

1 July 1986
 


 
Garfield

Here comes the mailman. Now's my chance to shred his pant legs. YOW! Sorry, pal. I didn't notice you were wearing bermuda shorts.

2 July 1986
 


 
Garfield

I hate it when I lose Garfield in the department store. GARFIELD! WHERE ARE YOU? Over here. House Plants By the...burp...salad bar.

3 July 1986
 


 
Garfield

Normally I'd destroy Odie for this, but, luckily for him, I've had a change of heart. PUNT! Of course, it eill take a while for word to reach my foot.

4 July 1986
 


 
Garfield

Good morning, Odie. How can you communicate with a dog whose brain didn't leave a forwarding address?

5 July 1986
 


 
Garfield

Hold still, Odie. We'll get it open this time. Here's some change, Garfield. Get us some pop. CHUKONG! I wonder what would happen if I put all the money in at once. CLINK CLINK CAJUNG!

6 July 1986
 


 
Garfield

What a night! I dreamed the house was surrounded by a pack of vicious dogs chanting, "Send out the cat! Send out the cat!" Good morning, Garfield. Would you like to go out? I THOUGHT YOU WERE ON MY SIDE! Or would you rather stay in?

7 July 1986
 


 
Garfield

OH, NO! JON'! FOAMING AT THE MOUTH! QUICK! LET'S MAKE A BREAK FOR IT! Good morning, boys. TOO LATE! LET'S SPLIT UP AND HOPE HE GOES AFTER YOU!

8 July 1986
 


 
Garfield

That, son, is a cat. He's a fat one and ugly, as cats go. I may have to break our treaty agreement. Notice the sloping, criminal forehead.

9 July 1986
 


 
Garfield

I can't understand it, Garfield, Why don't I have better luck with women? Excuse me, Do you have the time? Only the rest of my life, you radiant thing you! Perhaps you're a bit too eager.

10 July 1986
 


 
Garfield

RRRRR CLICK Playing with the hair dryer, Garfield? I'm going for the natural look.

11 July 1986
 


 
Garfield

Garfield, if you keep eating like that, you're going to explode. POW! Okay! Who shook the soda pop?

12 July 1986
 


 
Garfield

Never tell a hungry cat the dinner is ALMOST ready. Something smells good. What is it? I'm going to bake a lasagna, Garfield, Do you wanna help? Let me think about it for a min...sure! First we'll brown the hamburger with the tomatosauce and seasonings. I

13 July 1986
 


 
Garfield

THERE'S NO ESCAPING IT! IT'S GONNA GEt ME! AHCHOO!

14 July 1986
 


 
Garfield

Sniff. I'm allergic to something around here. I wonder if it's dogs? SNIFF! Nope.

15 July 1986
 


 
Garfield

Ah, AH AH, AHH! CHOOO!

16 July 1986
 


 
Garfield

Sniff. SNIFF SNUCK! Yes, Garfield. I know you're not feeling well.

17 July 1986
 


 
Garfield

I'M GONNA SNEEZE! AH-AHH AHHH! fft Thank you. Where are you going? I'm going to boil my finger now.

18 July 1986
 


 
Garfield

This is what's been making me sneeze! It's Jon's cologne. It's called "Ditchdigger, The Working Man's Cologne". And, as you know, I'm allergic to work.

19 July 1986
 


 
Garfield

All right, who brought in the fleas. scritch scritch scritch Sigh. I'm bored. There's gotta be something to do. Pets always seem to be able to entertein themselves. Maybe I could do what they do. So...played with any good yarn lately? I got it! I got it!

20 July 1986
 


 
Garfield

YAWN Mondays are losing their subtlety.

21 July 1986
 


 
Garfield

Monday 21 RIP Monday 22 OH, NO! IT'S THE MONDAY THAT WOULDN'T DIE!

22 July 1986
 


 
Garfield

Monday 23 You're right, Garfield. Every day this week is monday. I'm sure it's just a misprint. It doesn't mean anything. Then again. GONK!

23 July 1986
 


 
Garfield

I'd better check to see if it's still monday out there. SPLUT! Yup.

24 July 1986
 


 
Garfield

Imagine having to suffer an entire week of mondays. Well, they're not getting me! I'm spending the rest of the week in bed. You gotta get up pretty early to put one over on old Garfield.

25 July 1986
 


 
Garfield

It must be wonderful to be that stupid. For Odie, every day is saturday.

26 July 1986
 


 
Garfield

HERE, KITTY, KITTY. Uh-oh. Hello, kitty. Would you like to come to my house? Take a hike, kid. I'll fix you lots of good things to eat. I'm with you! We'll have such a splendid time! And you can play with Muffin, too. Here you go,Muffin.

27 July 1986
 


 
Garfield

How's your coffee this morning, Garfield? A little weak. THUD! See? It didn't even crack the plate.

28 July 1986
 


 
Garfield

gobble munch smack slurp Burp

29 July 1986
 


 
Garfield

Don't eat this pie, Garfield. I won't. You won't forget will you? I won't forget. I never forget. I just have convenient lapses of memory.

30 July 1986
 


 
Garfield

Sorry, boys. I just ran out of coffee. WHAT?! Wait! You're in luck. I just remembered... The last guy in here spilled his. I think I'm going to be sick.

31 July 1986
 




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