This is great. What did mom used to say about sleeping in laundry baskets? - - Ah, yes..."My son, sleep only in the clean laundry".
1 August 1986
This mirror should shame Garfield into losing some weight. - - Why, thank you for the charming and witty dinner companion, Jon. You can't shame a shameless cat.
2 August 1986
wouldn't work! UNNGH! toink toink toink - Wake up, Garfield. Wanna go to a movie? It's not violent, is it? - It's called "Slime Pit Zombie Chain Saw Massacre". As long as there are no mondays in it.
3 August 1986
Are you ready for this, Garfield? - TAH-DAH ARRGH! - Are you all right? Next time warn me before you get ready to play golf?
4 August 1986
Do you know what these are, Garfield. Yes, I do. - And do you know what they're for? Of course. - I know doggie whackers when I see them.
5 August 1986
I'm going golfing, Garfield. Would you be my caddy? No way! I'm nobody's slave. - That's okay. I have somebody else in mind anyway. - Hello, caddy. - We're all doomed!
6 August 1986
Take my clubs, caddy! - Oops. HAR! HAR! WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO NOW? - This is surely breaking some pet labor law.
7 August 1986
Fetch the ball, caddy. - ODIE! - Let's talk. Here comes the gounds keeper, and, yes, I believe he's carrying a gun.
8 August 1986
Bring my bag, caddy. - OH-NO! - WHERE ARE MY CLUBS?! Back where I decided to lighten the load.
9 August 1986
Ready...aim. - * - Arch toast snatcher, Garfield the cat, prepares to ply his trade. TICK TICK TICK TICK TICK - ZIP! TOING! - - - TICK TICK TICK TICK TICK - TOING! CLANG!
10 August 1986
SPLUT - WHAP! WHAP! WHAP! WHAP! - What was that all about? I'm training you guys to hate mondays too.
11 August 1986
Maybe I should cut down on coffee. - It's starting to keep me awake. - I must have tossed and turned for three minutes last night.
12 August 1986
SLUCK - DONK! - Nothing spoils lunch any quicker than a rogue meatball rampaging through your spaghetti.
13 August 1986
Hey, Garfield. Come here. - I'm sleeping with my socks on tonight. - Hee hee Har! Har! Life is a gas when you live with a crazy man like Jon!
14 August 1986
PANT PANT PANT - SCRIT -
15 August 1986
Hmmm - Ingedients: You're better off not knowing. - What you don't know can't hurt you, right?
16 August 1986
DONK! - dink - dinka - DINKA DONKA - DINKA DONKA DUNKA - DINKA DUNKA DONKA SPLUT - Hey, Odie! Come here. I have a surprise for you! - Have a piece of pie, boy. - DINKA DUNKA DONKA BONK!
17 August 1986
I suppose it's nice that Jon lets the neighborhood kids play in our yard. - BONK! - Then again, there's something to be said for barbed wire.
18 August 1986
Oh, no! Mice have gotten into the cereal. - That settles it! It's time to take action! - WE GOTTA GET A CAT!
19 August 1986
GARFIELD! THERE'S A RAT IN THE CELLAR! So? - So I want you to catch him. - Then what am I supposed to do? Make a citizen's arrest? You're hopeless. You know that don't you?
20 August 1986
What are we going to do about the rat in the cellar? I KNOW! - - What are you doing? We'll poison him.
21 August 1986
Why do *I* have to catch the rat? They're mean, with large pointy teeth. - Hold on, boy. Remember you're a cat. A fierce, carnivorous, predarory animal. - THe KING OF THE JUNGLE! Here, kitty, kitty, kitty.
22 August 1986
Did you get the rat, Garfield? You know, Jon, people should talk more. - The rat...did you catch the rat? All things can be worked out if you just use reason. - What happened? I gave him territory.
23 August 1986
Oh, great. - I hate spiders. - WHAP! Aack! - cough cough wheeze - daddy! speak to me! your father is dead, son. I'm a widow now. - I guess I should feel like a heel. - But, I don't. WHAP! Aack! Aack!
24 August 1986
Go get the paper, Garfield. Work! Work! Work! That's all I do around here. - I wonder what would happen if I just kept right on walking? - I guess I'm going to find out.
25 August 1986
Odie, it's been 10 minutes since I sent Garfield after the paper. Go find him. - - Why do I feel like I just sent the lamb after the lion?
26 August 1986
Gee, I sure miss the boys. - WHAT'S THAT?! - Oh yeah...that's quiet.
27 August 1986
GARFIELD! ODIE?! WHERE ARE YOU? - HA-HA, GUYS. THE JOKE'S OVER. NOE COME BACK HERE! - HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! Call the wagon, Reba! that's not a natural laugh!
28 August 1986
Well, here I am on my own. - I feel, so...so... - So out-on-my-ownish.
29 August 1986
sniff sniff sniff - - MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH
30 August 1986
have been more specific.
31 August 1986