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Garfield

I don't know why I should be so upset over Garfield and Odie leaving. It's not like they're family or anything. - It's 10:00. Do you know where your children are? - WAH!

1 September 1986
 


 
Garfield

Gee, I'm lonely. I feel like it's just me against the world. - GROWL - Okay, okay...US agains the rest of the world.

2 September 1986
 


 
Garfield

I'm so tired I hurt. - I could sleep for a week. - If I were't staring at this special for ground beef at Ed's Market.

3 September 1986
 


 
Garfield

I'm homesick. I think I'll use my natural, uncanny sense of direction to find my way home. - - If I can find my way out of this newspaper.

4 September 1986
 


 
Garfield

ODIE! YOU SLY DOG! THERE YOU ARE! - - Odie must have a very popular ear style.

5 September 1986
 


 
Garfield

The milkman cometh. - Now to wait for the doughnut man.

6 September 1986
 


 
Garfield

- Hello, doggie, are you lost? - - Would you like to come home with me? - Hmmm - And how would you like those silly ears of yours tied in a square knot? - I thought so.

7 September 1986
 


 
Garfield

Mommy! Look at the doggie I found. May I heep him? - He's not rabid or anything, is he? Oh, no! He's not rabid! - He's just stupid.

8 September 1986
 


 
Garfield

Would you like to give Dollie a kiss, doggie? - SLURP! How sweet! - DOLLY! WHERE DID YOUR FACE GO?!

9 September 1986
 


 
Garfield

Oh, doggie. I love you and I hug you and I squeeze you! I could hold you forever! - Good night, doggie! - GASP!

10 September 1986
 


 
Garfield

Sniff - Oh, poor doggie. I'll bet you miss your home, don't you? I'll bet you'd like to go back to your owner, wouldn't you? - OVER MY DEAd BODY!

11 September 1986
 


 
Garfield

Okay, doggie, let's pretend you're at a tea party with all your little friends. - Now let's pretend... - IT'S OVERRUN BY MERCENARY GUERILLAS!

12 September 1986
 


 
Garfield

Good night, little doggie. You sure do love it here, don't you? - Doggie? - Mom! Call out the dogs! Another one's gone over the wall!

13 September 1986
 


 
Garfield

scratch meyow There's no justice.

14 September 1986
 


 
Garfield

It's getting hungry out here. I hate to admit it, but I'd better find work. But, what can I do? - BINGO! - I Want You Join The Circus Show business, here I come!

15 September 1986
 


 
Garfield

I'm going to join the circus! - I think I'll be a trapeze artist of a lion tamer. - Or a clown.

16 September 1986
 


 
Garfield

Listen up, cat. I'm Binky The Clown. I'm the head clown around here and don't you forget it! It's a little hard to ignore. - And respect...I demand respect. - When I honk my nose, people snap to attention. He's full bore looney all right.

17 September 1986
 


 
Garfield

This is a slapstick. It makes a lod noise, but, it doesn't really hurt. - Go ahead. Hit me with it as hard as you can. With pleasure! WHAP! - It's all in the wrist.

18 September 1986
 


 
Garfield

LADIEES AND GENTLEMEN! MY ASSISTANT!... ROTUNDO THE CLOWN! "Rotundo"? - ROTUNDO WILL NOW TAKE A PIE IN THE FACE! SPLUT! - FROM MY ASSISTANT; DUMMY THE CLOWN! He looks vaguely familiar.

19 September 1986
 


 
Garfield

This life isn't for me. Are you coming with me, clown? ploop - ODIE! - Hey! We ran away from home to run away from the circus!

20 September 1986
 


 
Garfield

their tiny heads and put them in a pile until there's enough for a meal! - Bon appetit, Odie. You enjoy yourself. - While I squat by the door of this butcher shop.

21 September 1986
 


 
Garfield

You boys look like you need a good meal. We're starved! - Well come in. Eat! Eat! There you go, Odie. - PET SHOP There ARE some good-hearted people in this old world.

22 September 1986
 


 
Garfield

very brave friend here.

23 September 1986
 


 
Garfield

This pet shop life isn't so bad. It's kind of like camp. - Oh, it has drawbacks, believe me. Name one. - You bunk with the lizard. I'm getting the drift.

24 September 1986
 


 
Garfield

MAKE ROOM!

25 September 1986
 


 
Garfield

GARFIELD! ODIE! JON! The cat and dog are $25 for the pair. - - I'll give you 20. You're going to regret that one, Jon.

26 September 1986
 


 
Garfield

What a surprise to find you guys in a pet shop! - I would have never thought to look there. Then what were you?... - Forget it I'd rather not know.

27 September 1986
 


 
Garfield

dripping faucets, the peeling wallpaper. - The cracking paint, leaking roof...termintes,...dry rot... - This place is a dump!

28 September 1986
 


 
Garfield

Whew! Boy is my breath bad this morning. - It must have been that sandwich I ate before bed last night. - Or possibly that block of goat cheese.

29 September 1986
 


 
Garfield

I gotta find something for this bad breath. - Aha! - Your breath smells funny. Yours would too if you gargled with after-shave.

30 September 1986
 




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