Honestly, Garfield, I forgot that it was decaffeinated. rrrrr - - KNEAD KNEAD KNEAD - Z Z - Oh, no!! My guilt! - Oh, well,,,I suppose I shouldn't yeall at him... - He's just doing what comes naturally for a ca- - - GARFIELD!
1 November 1987
Is that today's mail, Garfield? Yo. - Here are your personal letters, bills and catalogs. - And "Instant Millionaire" giveaways.
2 November 1987
You're lazy, Garfield. You just don't understand, do you, Jon? - In the grand scheme of things, each of us has our little niche to fill. - Through with our rationalization, are we? It's my niche time.
3 November 1987
Mornin' hon. The usual? You got it, Irma. - - Say, hon. What IS the usual? I was hoping you'd know. These people are in desperate trouble.
4 November 1987
Try this new health food for cats, Garfield. It has extra fiber. - BLUT - Just as I suspected.
5 November 1987
Wake up, Garfield. I can't move. My battery is dead. - - Sniff...hang on! I think I smell a jump start coming my way!
6 November 1987
Hey, Garfield, I looked up the word "lazy" in the dictionary and they had your picture by it. - That's a lie. - I slept through the appointment for the photo session.
7 November 1987
You awake yet? - The wild house cat spies his unsuspecting prey. - Potato chips! - Why do they make these bags so hard to open? - EERRRGGHH - NNGGNNFF SQUEEZE - KA-BLAM! - GARFIELD! WHAT HAPPENED? They oughta put warnings on those bags!
8 November 1987
Cats have just surpassed dogs as the country's favorite pets! - - Somehow the victory would have been more satisfying had the competition been stiffer.
9 November 1987
Sometimes I think I'm slowing down. - GARFIELD! DINNER! CHOOM! - But, there's still a little life left in the ol' afterburners.
10 November 1987
Garfield, you're never going to lose weight eating between the meals. There's only one thing to do. - Do you know the meaning of "willpower"? - I don't know the meaning of "between meals".
11 November 1987
Look, Odie, Jon's sleeping. Z - Mybe we should be quiet and let him rest. Z - Or we can shave his head. Z
12 November 1987
Hey, Garfield, I have a new cat food for you. - Come on, give it a try. It's not that bad. I don't know, Jon. - Something tells me it isn't that good.
13 November 1987
Life is filled with opportunities. - shake shake shake shake - PSSSSH! If you know where to look for them.
14 November 1987
can fall asleep in an instant.... PLOP - SLURP! - BOMP! - And I have a lighning quick temper.
15 November 1987
I've really got to stop this overeating. - - How about that? I didn't think I could do it.
16 November 1987
DINNER IS... - WHOMP! - snerved.
17 November 1987
What's the matter, Garfield? Don't you feel good? That's an understatement. - Do you think it was something you ate? No... - WHANG!! It was something YOU fed me!
18 November 1987
It says this cat food is "fit for a king". - - The "king's" food taster.
19 November 1987
I, the Caped Avenger, shall seek out injustice wherever it may lurk... - And with one swift motion of my mighty hand, I will go... - Naughty, naughty, naughty!
20 November 1987
What's that number on your back for, Garfield? - It's mandatory attire for my new hobby. - Marathon sleeping.
21 November 1987
might cheer me up. - Hey, Loretty! Aaaarrrgh.
22 November 1987
YAWN ** - splash splash * - You know it's monday when you wake up and find six crickets doing a water ballet in your bowl. ***
23 November 1987
munch munch munch - Don't you think you've eaten enough watermelon, Garfield? Why, no. - Why do you ask? ptoo!
24 November 1987
25 November 1987
kick! - I'm sorry Garfield. I didn't see you sitting... - there.
26 November 1987
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27 November 1987
Garfield, why are you so vain? - - In my case, modesty would be unseemly in a cat of such breeding. Where did I go wrong?
28 November 1987
Odie's never around when I need a fall guy. - Hmmm. - Hey, Jon, look what I can do with this grape. - poo! - GUNK! Oh, yeah? Watch this! - I'm not impressed. - WATCH THIS! OH YEAH? WATCH THIS! - Veterinary clinic What the... Don't ask.
29 November 1987
Garfield, you've been drinking too much coffee lately. There's no such thing as too much coffee. - I'm worried about you. Okay, okay! I'll cut down! - Just give me half a cup.
30 November 1987