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Garfield

Honestly, Garfield, I forgot that it was decaffeinated. rrrrr KNEAD KNEAD KNEAD Z Z Oh, no!! My guilt! Oh, well,,,I suppose I shouldn't yeall at him... He's just doing what comes naturally for a ca GARFIELD!

1 November 1987
 


 
Garfield

Is that today's mail, Garfield? Yo. Here are your personal letters, bills and catalogs. And "Instant Millionaire" giveaways.

2 November 1987
 


 
Garfield

You're lazy, Garfield. You just don't understand, do you, Jon? In the grand scheme of things, each of us has our little niche to fill. Through with our rationalization, are we? It's my niche time.

3 November 1987
 


 
Garfield

Mornin' hon. The usual? You got it, Irma. Say, hon. What IS the usual? I was hoping you'd know. These people are in desperate trouble.

4 November 1987
 


 
Garfield

Try this new health food for cats, Garfield. It has extra fiber. BLUT Just as I suspected.

5 November 1987
 


 
Garfield

Wake up, Garfield. I can't move. My battery is dead. Sniff...hang on! I think I smell a jump start coming my way!

6 November 1987
 


 
Garfield

Hey, Garfield, I looked up the word "lazy" in the dictionary and they had your picture by it. That's a lie. I slept through the appointment for the photo session.

7 November 1987
 


 
Garfield

You awake yet? The wild house cat spies his unsuspecting prey. Potato chips! Why do they make these bags so hard to open? EERRRGGHH NNGGNNFF SQUEEZE KA-BLAM! GARFIELD! WHAT HAPPENED? They oughta put warnings on those bags!

8 November 1987
 


 
Garfield

Cats have just surpassed dogs as the country's favorite pets! Somehow the victory would have been more satisfying had the competition been stiffer.

9 November 1987
 


 
Garfield

Sometimes I think I'm slowing down. GARFIELD! DINNER! CHOOM! But, there's still a little life left in the ol' afterburners.

10 November 1987
 


 
Garfield

Garfield, you're never going to lose weight eating between the meals. There's only one thing to do. Do you know the meaning of "willpower"? I don't know the meaning of "between meals".

11 November 1987
 


 
Garfield

Look, Odie, Jon's sleeping. Z Mybe we should be quiet and let him rest. Z Or we can shave his head. Z

12 November 1987
 


 
Garfield

Hey, Garfield, I have a new cat food for you. Come on, give it a try. It's not that bad. I don't know, Jon. Something tells me it isn't that good.

13 November 1987
 


 
Garfield

Life is filled with opportunities. shake shake shake shake PSSSSH! If you know where to look for them.

14 November 1987
 


 
Garfield

Let's just say, talking during the movie is a pet peeve of mine. Z Garfield, you must be the slowest, laziest thing on the face of the earth. On the contrary. I'm not slow at everything I do. I'm the fastest eater I know. GOOSH! Ican fall asleep in an ins

15 November 1987
 


 
Garfield

I've really got to stop this overeating. How about that? I didn't think I could do it.

16 November 1987
 


 
Garfield

DINNER IS... WHOMP! snerved.

17 November 1987
 


 
Garfield

What's the matter, Garfield? Don't you feel good? That's an understatement. Do you think it was something you ate? No... WHANG!! It was something YOU fed me!

18 November 1987
 


 
Garfield

It says this cat food is "fit for a king". The "king's" food taster.

19 November 1987
 


 
Garfield

I, the Caped Avenger, shall seek out injustice wherever it may lurk... And with one swift motion of my mighty hand, I will go... Naughty, naughty, naughty!

20 November 1987
 


 
Garfield

What's that number on your back for, Garfield? It's mandatory attire for my new hobby. Marathon sleeping.

21 November 1987
 


 
Garfield

Oops! I think I've made a tiny mistake! CRASH! Boy, am I in a rotten mood. Out of my way, brie breath! PUNT! Hey, you! You can't do that or I'll tell my sister, Loretta! Loreatta? She'll pound you flat! Bring her on. A good fightmight cheer me up. Hey, Lo

22 November 1987
 


 
Garfield

YAWN ** splash splash * You know it's monday when you wake up and find six crickets doing a water ballet in your bowl. ***

23 November 1987
 


 
Garfield

munch munch munch Don't you think you've eaten enough watermelon, Garfield? Why, no. Why do you ask? ptoo!

24 November 1987
 


 
Garfield

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25 November 1987
 


 
Garfield

kick! I'm sorry Garfield. I didn't see you sitting... there.

26 November 1987
 


 
Garfield

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27 November 1987
 


 
Garfield

Garfield, why are you so vain? In my case, modesty would be unseemly in a cat of such breeding. Where did I go wrong?

28 November 1987
 


 
Garfield

Odie's never around when I need a fall guy. Hmmm. Hey, Jon, look what I can do with this grape. poo! GUNK! Oh, yeah? Watch this! I'm not impressed. WATCH THIS! OH YEAH? WATCH THIS! Veterinary clinic What the... Don't ask.

29 November 1987
 


 
Garfield

Garfield, you've been drinking too much coffee lately. There's no such thing as too much coffee. I'm worried about you. Okay, okay! I'll cut down! Just give me half a cup.

30 November 1987
 




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