Honestly, Garfield, I forgot that it was decaffeinated. rrrrr KNEAD KNEAD KNEAD Z Z Oh, no!! My guilt! Oh, well,,,I suppose I shouldn't yeall at him... He's just doing what comes naturally for a ca GARFIELD!
1 November 1987
Is that today's mail, Garfield? Yo. Here are your personal letters, bills and catalogs. And "Instant Millionaire" giveaways.
2 November 1987
You're lazy, Garfield. You just don't understand, do you, Jon? In the grand scheme of things, each of us has our little niche to fill. Through with our rationalization, are we? It's my niche time.
3 November 1987
Mornin' hon. The usual? You got it, Irma. Say, hon. What IS the usual? I was hoping you'd know. These people are in desperate trouble.
4 November 1987
Try this new health food for cats, Garfield. It has extra fiber. BLUT Just as I suspected.
5 November 1987
Wake up, Garfield. I can't move. My battery is dead. Sniff...hang on! I think I smell a jump start coming my way!
6 November 1987
Hey, Garfield, I looked up the word "lazy" in the dictionary and they had your picture by it. That's a lie. I slept through the appointment for the photo session.
7 November 1987
You awake yet? The wild house cat spies his unsuspecting prey. Potato chips! Why do they make these bags so hard to open? EERRRGGHH NNGGNNFF SQUEEZE KA-BLAM! GARFIELD! WHAT HAPPENED? They oughta put warnings on those bags!
8 November 1987
Cats have just surpassed dogs as the country's favorite pets! Somehow the victory would have been more satisfying had the competition been stiffer.
9 November 1987
Sometimes I think I'm slowing down. GARFIELD! DINNER! CHOOM! But, there's still a little life left in the ol' afterburners.
10 November 1987
Garfield, you're never going to lose weight eating between the meals. There's only one thing to do. Do you know the meaning of "willpower"? I don't know the meaning of "between meals".
11 November 1987
Look, Odie, Jon's sleeping. Z Mybe we should be quiet and let him rest. Z Or we can shave his head. Z
12 November 1987
Hey, Garfield, I have a new cat food for you. Come on, give it a try. It's not that bad. I don't know, Jon. Something tells me it isn't that good.
13 November 1987
Life is filled with opportunities. shake shake shake shake PSSSSH! If you know where to look for them.
14 November 1987
15 November 1987
I've really got to stop this overeating. How about that? I didn't think I could do it.
16 November 1987
DINNER IS... WHOMP! snerved.
17 November 1987
What's the matter, Garfield? Don't you feel good? That's an understatement. Do you think it was something you ate? No... WHANG!! It was something YOU fed me!
18 November 1987
It says this cat food is "fit for a king". The "king's" food taster.
19 November 1987
I, the Caped Avenger, shall seek out injustice wherever it may lurk... And with one swift motion of my mighty hand, I will go... Naughty, naughty, naughty!
20 November 1987
What's that number on your back for, Garfield? It's mandatory attire for my new hobby. Marathon sleeping.
21 November 1987
22 November 1987
YAWN ** splash splash * You know it's monday when you wake up and find six crickets doing a water ballet in your bowl. ***
23 November 1987
munch munch munch Don't you think you've eaten enough watermelon, Garfield? Why, no. Why do you ask? ptoo!
24 November 1987
25 November 1987
kick! I'm sorry Garfield. I didn't see you sitting... there.
26 November 1987
27 November 1987
Garfield, why are you so vain? In my case, modesty would be unseemly in a cat of such breeding. Where did I go wrong?
28 November 1987
Odie's never around when I need a fall guy. Hmmm. Hey, Jon, look what I can do with this grape. poo! GUNK! Oh, yeah? Watch this! I'm not impressed. WATCH THIS! OH YEAH? WATCH THIS! Veterinary clinic What the... Don't ask.
29 November 1987
Garfield, you've been drinking too much coffee lately. There's no such thing as too much coffee. I'm worried about you. Okay, okay! I'll cut down! Just give me half a cup.
30 November 1987