- - Now, THAT'S good coffee!
1 December 1987
- Too much coffee, Garfield? - yupyupyup
2 December 1987
I made my world famous coffee this morning, Garfield. - Come on...it's not that bad! Have some! Oh, all right. - But just a small slice.
3 December 1987
Sorry, Garfield, but we're out of coffee this morning. I noticed. - I guess we'll just have to go without. That's what YOU think. - What are you doing? Sucking on a used coffee filter.
4 December 1987
MEOWYRRRRR - MEOWYRR...MEOWYRRR GARFIELD! What are you doing?!! - My agent couldn't get me a booking on the fence. tap tap tap
5 December 1987
the way up into my sinuses. - It was like it was fizzing right inside my brain! You've just made history, Jon. - Hee, hee, hee. I can't finish my meal.
6 December 1987
Whoops! The ol' claw's hooked a carpet thread. - UNNNGGGHHH!!! - ...a LONG carpet thread.
7 December 1987
Food is a dichotomy. - Fat people hate to love it. - And skinny people love to hate it.
8 December 1987
Thare's nothing worse than being bored. - Hey, there, Mr. Droopy face. Let me entertain you! - Hotcha! Hotcha! I take that back.
9 December 1987
Cats are poetry in motion. - trip SPLAT! - Dogs are gibberish in neutral.
10 December 1987
Ho-boy, I ate too much again. - WAH-HA-HA-HA! - Oh, Garfield, you're a riot!
11 December 1987
Who's the sexiest cat you know, Arlene? Hmmm... - Let's see... - One thing about Arlene, she doesn't make snap judgments. Hmmm.
12 December 1987
Championship wrestlers and I have one training ritual in common, power eating. - - SLURP - - screee - - screee SLAM! Odie? - Odie? - SLURP
13 December 1987
Here's a story about a cat who travelled 200 miles to find his owner. - Can you imagine YOU doing that, Garfield? - HA! HA! HA! I would send a postcard.
14 December 1987
It says here that many artists starve themselves in the service of their craft. - GLUCK - A starving glutton...I like that.
15 December 1987
Sigh...a cat's work is never done. - What are you doing, Garfield? PLOP! - A cat's work.
16 December 1987
SLAM! - In case you're wondering where I've been and what I've bought, that's none of your business. - I love the Christmas season.
17 December 1987
OUCH! pshhh - Hey, this isn't shaving cream! - And this isn't tree flocking.
18 December 1987
I swear, Garfield. - You get more excited about Christmas than any child I know! - I DO NOT!
19 December 1987
Are you sure this is all you want for Christmas, Garfield?! - - - - This is a decoration, not a snack, comprendo? - * - -
20 December 1987
The one thing I hate about the Christmas season is addressing all these cards. - I believe I have a way to cut your work in half. - Address this one to dad AND mom.
21 December 1987
Uh- - -oh... - AAAARRRGGHHH!!! SLURP! SLURP! SLURP!
22 December 1987
Garfield, I know you're excited about Christmas. - And I know it's only natural to be curious about what's inside your presents. - BUT PUT THAT METAL DETECTOR AWAY!
23 December 1987
I'd better be careful with my gift. It might be a fine bone china food dish. - Oh. - This one's for Odie. CRASH!
24 December 1987
Well, boys, that was a wonderful Christmas. It's not over yet. - For me?! How sweet?! - A hairball? I made it myself.
25 December 1987
Christmas can't be over yet! I can't have unwrapped all my presents already!! - I gotta unwrap something else!! - More! More!
26 December 1987
Z Z I admire a man of decision.
27 December 1987
HAAAACK! - poing - Boy, talk about your hairballs!...
28 December 1987
This year I pledge to lose weight and get in shape! - No, no, be realistic, Garfield, That's a bit much to bite off. Perhaps I should set a bit more realistic goal. - I pledge to establish contact with aliens from another planet!
29 December 1987
Well. it's time to take stock of the year. - Let's see...I ate and slept and accomplished not one single thing of socially redeeming value. - I'm so proud of me.
30 December 1987
Let's see. This year I've eaten 2,190 snacks and taken 1,822 naps. - Oh, no! According to my figures I missed a nap in april and two in july! - Uh...Garfield? QUIET, MAN! I HAVE SOME SERIOUS CATCHING UP TO DO!
31 December 1987