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Garfield

Now, THAT'S good coffee!

1 December 1987
 


 
Garfield

Too much coffee, Garfield? yupyupyup

2 December 1987
 


 
Garfield

I made my world famous coffee this morning, Garfield. Come on...it's not that bad! Have some! Oh, all right. But just a small slice.

3 December 1987
 


 
Garfield

Sorry, Garfield, but we're out of coffee this morning. I noticed. I guess we'll just have to go without. That's what YOU think. What are you doing? Sucking on a used coffee filter.

4 December 1987
 


 
Garfield

MEOWYRRRRR MEOWYRR...MEOWYRRR GARFIELD! What are you doing?!! My agent couldn't get me a booking on the fence. tap tap tap

5 December 1987
 


 
Garfield

I feel awful, but I don't think it could be anything that I ate. Hee, hee, hee. Hey, Garfield, remember thet time I was drinking root beer and you made that funny face. And I snorted the root beer right out my nose? And I got allthe way up into my sinuses

6 December 1987
 


 
Garfield

Whoops! The ol' claw's hooked a carpet thread. UNNNGGGHHH!!! ...a LONG carpet thread.

7 December 1987
 


 
Garfield

Food is a dichotomy. Fat people hate to love it. And skinny people love to hate it.

8 December 1987
 


 
Garfield

Thare's nothing worse than being bored. Hey, there, Mr. Droopy face. Let me entertain you! Hotcha! Hotcha! I take that back.

9 December 1987
 


 
Garfield

Cats are poetry in motion. trip SPLAT! Dogs are gibberish in neutral.

10 December 1987
 


 
Garfield

Ho-boy, I ate too much again. WAH-HA-HA-HA! Oh, Garfield, you're a riot!

11 December 1987
 


 
Garfield

Who's the sexiest cat you know, Arlene? Hmmm... Let's see... One thing about Arlene, she doesn't make snap judgments. Hmmm.

12 December 1987
 


 
Garfield

Championship wrestlers and I have one training ritual in common, power eating. SLURP screee screee SLAM! Odie? Odie? SLURP

13 December 1987
 


 
Garfield

Here's a story about a cat who travelled 200 miles to find his owner. Can you imagine YOU doing that, Garfield? HA! HA! HA! I would send a postcard.

14 December 1987
 


 
Garfield

It says here that many artists starve themselves in the service of their craft. GLUCK A starving glutton...I like that.

15 December 1987
 


 
Garfield

Sigh...a cat's work is never done. What are you doing, Garfield? PLOP! A cat's work.

16 December 1987
 


 
Garfield

SLAM! In case you're wondering where I've been and what I've bought, that's none of your business. I love the Christmas season.

17 December 1987
 


 
Garfield

OUCH! pshhh Hey, this isn't shaving cream! And this isn't tree flocking.

18 December 1987
 


 
Garfield

I swear, Garfield. You get more excited about Christmas than any child I know! I DO NOT!

19 December 1987
 


 
Garfield

Are you sure this is all you want for Christmas, Garfield?! This is a decoration, not a snack, comprendo? * -

20 December 1987
 


 
Garfield

The one thing I hate about the Christmas season is addressing all these cards. I believe I have a way to cut your work in half. Address this one to dad AND mom.

21 December 1987
 


 
Garfield

Uh -oh... AAAARRRGGHHH!!! SLURP! SLURP! SLURP!

22 December 1987
 


 
Garfield

Garfield, I know you're excited about Christmas. And I know it's only natural to be curious about what's inside your presents. BUT PUT THAT METAL DETECTOR AWAY!

23 December 1987
 


 
Garfield

I'd better be careful with my gift. It might be a fine bone china food dish. Oh. This one's for Odie. CRASH!

24 December 1987
 


 
Garfield

Well, boys, that was a wonderful Christmas. It's not over yet. For me?! How sweet?! A hairball? I made it myself.

25 December 1987
 


 
Garfield

Christmas can't be over yet! I can't have unwrapped all my presents already!! I gotta unwrap something else!! More! More!

26 December 1987
 


 
Garfield

I wonder what that is? Up and at 'em, boys! It's a bright new day! Let's plan the day, boys. Here we go again. First item of business: the Christmas tree. Let's leave it up a while longer. Translation! "Let's leave the tree there tillthe needles fall

27 December 1987
 


 
Garfield

HAAAACK! poing Boy, talk about your hairballs!...

28 December 1987
 


 
Garfield

This year I pledge to lose weight and get in shape! No, no, be realistic, Garfield, That's a bit much to bite off. Perhaps I should set a bit more realistic goal. I pledge to establish contact with aliens from another planet!

29 December 1987
 


 
Garfield

Well. it's time to take stock of the year. Let's see...I ate and slept and accomplished not one single thing of socially redeeming value. I'm so proud of me.

30 December 1987
 


 
Garfield

Let's see. This year I've eaten 2,190 snacks and taken 1,822 naps. Oh, no! According to my figures I missed a nap in april and two in july! Uh...Garfield? QUIET, MAN! I HAVE SOME SERIOUS CATCHING UP TO DO!

31 December 1987
 




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