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Garfield

GRRROOWLL rrrr Doughnuts! MUNCH MUNCH CHOMP SMACK More! I must have more! MORE! MOMMY! POW Garfield? Stop me! Stop me before I snack again!

1 March 1987
 


 
Garfield

WOOF! Back off, you dumb mutt, or I'll scratch your... ankles off.

2 March 1987
 


 
Garfield

ARRRGH! It was only a dream! It was only a dream! It was only a dream!

3 March 1987
 


 
Garfield

Garfield, I just don't know what I see in you. It is a bit overwhelming, isn't it? You're rude, obnoxious, fat, selfish, egotistical, and totally devoid of any charm. I AM NOT EGOTISTICAL

4 March 1987
 


 
Garfield

Arlene, I think it's time we get serious. You do? Yes, serious about getting that gap between your teeth fixed. The truth hurts.

5 March 1987
 


 
Garfield

YAWN ARRRRGH! -

6 March 1987
 


 
Garfield

I love it when Jon loves a cake. 'cause I get to lick the icing out of the bowl. GARFIELD!! Of course, he'd prefer I wait till AFTER he's iced the cake.

7 March 1987
 


 
Garfield

* FFT! BANG! UGH! Rats! The washer's broken! Com on, Garfield, we have to go to the laundromat. NO, JON! PLEASE ANYWHERE BUT THERE. You know what that place is like! Especially on weekends. I'll get him for this.

8 March 1987
 


 
Garfield

Garfield, you need more vegetables in your system. What are you going to do? Drive a carrot through my heart? Here, have some spinach. OH-NO! GASP! CHOKE! COUGH! Stop being melodramatic, Garfield.

9 March 1987
 


 
Garfield

Eat your spinach, Garfield. It's good for you. Well, now that's more like it!

10 March 1987
 


 
Garfield

Have some spinach, Garfield. Sure, and let's garnish it with a big box of raisins. ZIP! I HATE THEM TOO!

11 March 1987
 


 
Garfield

Spinach. It tastes bad. It looks bad. SPLUT! It even sounds bad.

12 March 1987
 


 
Garfield

Yuck! Spinach! Garfield! You ate all your spinach! Not really. It's in the saltshaker.

13 March 1987
 


 
Garfield

I hate spinach. It's green, it's slimy. And it looks like it's moving.

14 March 1987
 


 
Garfield

SMACK! You used all the hot water again. La la laaah * SLAM! Isn't that disgusting? Just look at that, Reba! I'm looking! I'm looking!

15 March 1987
 


 
Garfield

RRINNGG! Hello? Iuh, I think you have the wrong number. But...would you care to make it the right number, songbird? This is a lonely man here.

16 March 1987
 


 
Garfield

So what's your name, sweet thing? I can't believe Jon! How about a date? Trying to get a date with a wring number. Tomorrow at seven? Great! A DESPARATE wrong number.

17 March 1987
 


 
Garfield

Garfield, I'd like you to meet my date. MOMMA MIA! What's with your cat? He's, uh, terrified of daisies.

18 March 1987
 


 
Garfield

Now, be nice to my date. She might be sensitive about her weight. How'd she get in here? Through the garage door? Her name is Bertha. Figures. She's a lovely person. You can't judge a book by it's cover, you know. And you can't judge aship by its hull.

19 March 1987
 


 
Garfield

Bertha, I'd like you to meet Garfield. He could use some meat on his bones. Affectionate sort, isn't he? He's a sucker for sweet talk.

20 March 1987
 


 
Garfield

Think, Jon, think. There's gotta be SOMETHING nice to say to your date. My, your teeth are round. I eat a lot. You don't say! No! Really!

21 March 1987
 


 
Garfield

Yes, sir. Table for five. Z There it is! Just like I told you! Z Hey, cat! What is the meaning of this trap? Wha...? You realize this is a direct violation of our treaty agreement. Aw, gimme a break. You know this means war! Look,nobody says you have to s

22 March 1987
 


 
Garfield

Now don't make a bad impression on my date. Don't worry, Jon. I'll leave that up to you. Ready for dinner, Bertha? Is the sky blue? Do cats hate dogs?

23 March 1987
 


 
Garfield

I think you're going to like this restaurant, Bertha. As long as they serve food. A woman after my own heart. Would you like a table or a booth? A table, please. And the lady will have a booth. What do you have to do to get any serivearound here? You have

24 March 1987
 


 
Garfield

And how would madame like her steak? Just run the steer by the table and I'll grab off a hunk! HAW! HAW! HAW! HAW! HAW! HAW! Et tu, Garfield?

25 March 1987
 


 
Garfield

Boy, I couldn't eat another bite. Would you like my... SHOOP! rrrr rrrr I guess we don't need a doggie bag.

26 March 1987
 


 
Garfield

How was your meal, Bertha? GREAT! THANKS! SLAP! SPLUT! Just be thankful she didn't hate it.

27 March 1987
 


 
Garfield

It was nice meeting you, Bertha. I hope you had a good time. OH, I had a wonderful time! mmmph! How was your date? I think I made an impression on her.

28 March 1987
 


 
Garfield

HA! HA! HA! HEE! HA! Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, naaaah * * We're going for a walk, and you have to wear a dog coat. * * We're gonna walk by some dogs, and they're gonna call you a nerd. * * Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, naaaah * Come on,Garfield, let's get ready

29 March 1987
 


 
Garfield

Garfield, meet the newest member of our family, Sweety Bird. I just know you two are going to get along famously, right, Garfield? Right, sure. Uh, would you happen to have a light for my cutting torch?

30 March 1987
 


 
Garfield

Hello, I'm Sweety Bird. I sing sweet happy songs to brighten your morning. BRIGHTEN MY MORNING?! DO YOU WANT TO BRIGHTEN MY MORNING?! Then you can march out of that cage and crawl between two slices of bread. JON!

31 March 1987
 




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