I love this feeling of power. Now I want to watch a cooking show! click
1 May 1987
Ah, I see Jon placed a pie on his windowsill to tempt me. Well, let it be known I'm capable of resisting all temptations! I just don't choose to.
2 May 1987
Ouch! Where did the mailman get chain mail socks? All right! It's here! Look, Garfield! It's the world's largest balloon! We'll see about that. Uh...that's pretty big, Garfield, You ain't seen nothing yet. fuh! fuh! fuh! Garfield?!fuh! fuh! fuh! fuh! fuh!
3 May 1987
Aha! So Jon's trying to sneak off on vacation without me, huh? He'll have quite a surprise in store for him. Who says nothing good ever happens on a monday?
4 May 1987
Laziness and procrastination go hand in hand. See this hair? It's cat hair I never got around to shedding last year.
5 May 1987
Huh, the stereo's all the way up, and there's no sound. I'd better tell Jon.
6 May 1987
You know, Garfield, they say inside every fat person there's a thin person trying to get out. I know what you mean. Mine escaped about nine years ago and I haven't seen him since.
7 May 1987
Hey, Garfield, the gang and I wanted to give you a gift of appreciation. How sweet! Why the show of affection? We just like having you around. Besides, if you left, Jon might get a REAL cat!
8 May 1987
How about a nice quiet breakfast for two, Garfield? Great idea! SLAM! click Sometimes Jon can be so thoughtful
9 May 1987
Come on, Odie. There's no reason to be afraid of the dark. Just look at this! Someone has left the cellar door open! Jon has told me a hundred times to keep it closed. Or somebody might get hurt. SLAM! thump thump thump thump thumpthump BONK! Sorry about
10 May 1987
I'm hungry! Patience, Garfield. It's time you learn a little patience. Patience is waiting for the pizza to thaw.
11 May 1987
Look at that stomach, Garfield. That's disgusting! I'm putting you on a diet. Rat fink.
12 May 1987
Hello, diet. Goodbye, food. ERRRK! Hello, sugar withdrawal.
13 May 1987
Okay, Odie, I heard you dogs are supposed to be good at tracking things. Maybe you can help me... Here's a picture of a lasagna. Now get it, Odie! Get it! Grrrrrr!
14 May 1987
I've only been on this diet for two days and I feel thinner already. It must be a delayed reflection.
15 May 1987
Fat's a funny thing. You never lose it from the right places. Fat has a sick sense of humor.
16 May 1987
Stop being so melodramatic, Garfield, You've only been on your diet for ten minutes. Z Mmm, food! I love food. GARFIELD! YOUR EATING IS OUT OF CONTROL! More food! More trainloads of food! Air-drop food into my mouth! More cattle!Hurry! I'm hungry! Ahhh! D
17 May 1987
Boy, I wish I had a fifty pound pan of lasagna. KRONG!!! Now wouldn't you think I'd know better than to make a wish like that on a monday.
18 May 1987
There are many ways to make a diet more appealing. Some say it helps to dress your food up. I say it still looks like celery.
19 May 1987
I hate diets. They're morally wrong. A stomach is a terrible thing to waste.
20 May 1987
OH, GARFIELD! You've done so well on your diet I'm giving you a treat. OH MY GOSH! I'VE FORGOTTEN HOW TO EAT!
21 May 1987
Let me put it this way...have you ever considered a career as a river barge? Your mother was a blender. That hurt.
22 May 1987
Come on, take a chance, weigh yourself! I'll be kind! Trust me! BOY! ARE YOU FAT! Not to mention gullible, too.
23 May 1987
How about some fine cuisine en boite this evening, my dear? That's French for "food in a can". KNOCK KNOCK Good evening, Lori, my dear. Our dinner awaits. Your steak, madam. pant pant pant ODIE! GET OUT OF HERE! rrrrr GIMME THAT! -LET GO! LET GO
24 May 1987
Guess what I got at a garage sale today, Garfield? You got my attention. Tah-dah! Isn't it great? That diet must've been murder, huh, fella?
25 May 1987
I can't believe Jon actually bought that thing. What good is it it? MA! COME QUICK! THE COW'S SICK!
26 May 1987
Hey, mom, guess what I got at a garage sale? I bought one of those cow skulls like you see in the old westerns. Behind you, Jon! Hang on, mom, I think I'm about to scream or something.
27 May 1987
Garfield, did you know everything evolves from a lower life form? I didn't know that? Why, of course! It all makes sense now! Rocks evolved from dogs!
28 May 1987
GARFIELD! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! I'm unraveling your dental floss. I HATE THAT! Oh, very well, Tomorrow we'll do something you like.
29 May 1987
Here you go, Garfield! CRUNCH! It doesn't have much of a sense of humor, does it?
30 May 1987
31 May 1987