I love this feeling of power. - - Now I want to watch a cooking show! click
1 May 1987
Ah, I see Jon placed a pie on his windowsill to tempt me. - Well, let it be known I'm capable of resisting all temptations! - I just don't choose to.
2 May 1987
fuh! fuh! fuh! fuh! fuh! - THAT'S ENOUGH, GARFIELD! fuh! fuh! fuh! Never! fuh! fuh! fuh! - Tie it off! Tie it off! It's either me or tihs balloon!
3 May 1987
Aha! So Jon's trying to sneak off on vacation without me, huh? - He'll have quite a surprise in store for him. - Who says nothing good ever happens on a monday?
4 May 1987
Laziness and procrastination go hand in hand. - See this hair? - It's cat hair I never got around to shedding last year.
5 May 1987
- Huh, the stereo's all the way up, and there's no sound. - I'd better tell Jon.
6 May 1987
You know, Garfield, they say inside every fat person there's a thin person trying to get out. - I know what you mean. - Mine escaped about nine years ago and I haven't seen him since.
7 May 1987
Hey, Garfield, the gang and I wanted to give you a gift of appreciation. How sweet! - Why the show of affection? We just like having you around. - Besides, if you left, Jon might get a REAL cat!
8 May 1987
How about a nice quiet breakfast for two, Garfield? Great idea! - SLAM! click - Sometimes Jon can be so thoughtful
9 May 1987
thump BONK! - Sorry about that, Jon.
10 May 1987
I'm hungry! Patience, Garfield. - It's time you learn a little patience. - Patience is waiting for the pizza to thaw.
11 May 1987
Look at that stomach, Garfield. That's disgusting! - I'm putting you on a diet. - Rat fink.
12 May 1987
Hello, diet. Goodbye, food. - ERRRK! - Hello, sugar withdrawal.
13 May 1987
Okay, Odie, I heard you dogs are supposed to be good at tracking things. Maybe you can help me... - Here's a picture of a lasagna. Now get it, Odie! Get it! - Grrrrrr!
14 May 1987
I've only been on this diet for two days and I feel thinner already. - - It must be a delayed reflection.
15 May 1987
Fat's a funny thing. You never lose it from the right places. - - Fat has a sick sense of humor.
16 May 1987
Hurry! I'm hungry! - Ahhh! Dessert! - POOF! - The only good thing about a diet is the great dreams.
17 May 1987
Boy, I wish I had a fifty pound pan of lasagna. - KRONG!!! - Now wouldn't you think I'd know better than to make a wish like that on a monday.
18 May 1987
There are many ways to make a diet more appealing. - Some say it helps to dress your food up. - I say it still looks like celery.
19 May 1987
I hate diets. - They're morally wrong. - A stomach is a terrible thing to waste.
20 May 1987
OH, GARFIELD! - You've done so well on your diet I'm giving you a treat. - OH MY GOSH! I'VE FORGOTTEN HOW TO EAT!
21 May 1987
Let me put it this way...have you ever considered a career as a river barge? - Your mother was a blender. - That hurt.
22 May 1987
Come on, take a chance, weigh yourself! I'll be kind! Trust me! - BOY! ARE YOU FAT! - Not to mention gullible, too.
23 May 1987
LET GO! LET GO! LET GO! - AYIIIIEEEEE!!! What's with her? Pet hater.
24 May 1987
Guess what I got at a garage sale today, Garfield? You got my attention. - Tah-dah! - Isn't it great? That diet must've been murder, huh, fella?
25 May 1987
I can't believe Jon actually bought that thing. What good is it it? - - MA! COME QUICK! THE COW'S SICK!
26 May 1987
Hey, mom, guess what I got at a garage sale? - I bought one of those cow skulls like you see in the old westerns. Behind you, Jon! - Hang on, mom, I think I'm about to scream or something.
27 May 1987
Garfield, did you know everything evolves from a lower life form? I didn't know that? - Why, of course! It all makes sense now! - Rocks evolved from dogs!
28 May 1987
GARFIELD! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! - I'm unraveling your dental floss. - I HATE THAT! Oh, very well, Tomorrow we'll do something you like.
29 May 1987
Here you go, Garfield! - CRUNCH! - It doesn't have much of a sense of humor, does it?
30 May 1987
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31 May 1987