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Garfield

Z ZZZ-ZZF-ZZZ-ZZ Must be monday ZZZ-ZZF-ZZZ-ZZF-ZZZ-

1 June 1987
 


 
Garfield

You know, Garfield... I wouldn't say you're fat, but... Then don't.

2 June 1987
 


 
Garfield

I bought you a surprise today, Garfield! It's a sweater made especially for you! Wide Load -

3 June 1987
 


 
Garfield

YAWN I think the old blanket is due for a wash.

4 June 1987
 


 
Garfield

We cats love to roam around in the dark. Our keen eyesight allows us to see perfectly in the blackest of... click I think I'll curl up and die now.

5 June 1987
 


 
Garfield

Here's something a little different for dinner tonight, Garfield. I'm putting you on a high-fiber diet. -

6 June 1987
 


 
Garfield

Let me guess. There's another spider in the house. ARRRRGH! GARFIELD! HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU NOT TO LIE NEAR THE DOOR?! I'M SICK OF TRIPPING OVER YOU! All right! All right! Why does this always happen to me? ARRRRGH! HOWMANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU

7 June 1987
 


 
Garfield

Normally, I hate alarm clocks. But this one I like. It's broken.

8 June 1987
 


 
Garfield

WOOAAH! trip GARFIELD! Watch where you're going! Why don't YOU watch where I'm going?

9 June 1987
 


 
Garfield

A spider! YIPE! Whew!

10 June 1987
 


 
Garfield

Oh, Jon, may I borrow your book for just a moment? WHAP! Thank you so much. Anytime.

11 June 1987
 


 
Garfield

Tell me, Garfield. If nature is goverend by survival of the fittest... HOW COME YOU'RE STILL AROUND?! I stay out of drafts.

12 June 1987
 


 
Garfield

Z You're pathetic, Garfield. What am I going to do with you? Well, for starters, you could occasionally wake me and remind me to swallow. Help me.

13 June 1987
 


 
Garfield

CRUNCH YAWN Z Z Z Z PUNT! Z Yawn. I had the most wonderful dream last night. WHUMP!

14 June 1987
 


 
Garfield

Yawn-well let's see what kind of day today is... CRICK CRICK CRICK CRICK CRICK CRICK CRICK CRICK CRICK It's a nine cricker.

15 June 1987
 


 
Garfield

I could look like this if I wanted to. But, I don't have enough hands.

16 June 1987
 


 
Garfield

Hey, Garfield, you're going to be nine years old this friday. Thanks for reminding me. As cats go, you're approaching the golden years. The heck with the golden years. I'm five and holding.

17 June 1987
 


 
Garfield

What's the matter, Garfield? Feeling your years now that you're turning nine? Come closer, my son. I'm having trouble hearing you. SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! SLAP!

18 June 1987
 


 
Garfield

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, GARFIELD!! That sure is a lot of candles. Oh well, I should be happy to have a birthday, I guess. fffff As opposed to the alternative.

19 June 1987
 


 
Garfield

Yup. I'm nine years old all right. According to the rings under my eyes.

20 June 1987
 


 
Garfield

I hate it when Odie plays by my rules. Sigh...time to wake up and go to bed. SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE YAWN It must have been something I ate.

21 June 1987
 


 
Garfield

POOMP! BLAT! SQUIRT!

22 June 1987
 


 
Garfield

YEEEOW! I'm hungry. SWIPE THAt HURT!! I'll say...I think I broke a nail.

23 June 1987
 


 
Garfield

There you go, Garfield. Eat heartly! Dry cat food and hose water. Be still, my beating taste hurts.

24 June 1987
 


 
Garfield

Garfield, we're out of cat food. How about dog food instead? Let me put it this way, it's either dog food or nothing. Arf. I'll get it.

25 June 1987
 


 
Garfield

Look, Garfield, I don't care if you think it tastes awful. You'd better eat that because you're not getting anything else! SPLUT! Hmmm...he's right. It DOES taste pretty awful.

26 June 1987
 


 
Garfield

Do you know how to get a finicky cat to heat his cat food? Pretend you're going to take it away from him. It works every time.

27 June 1987
 


 
Garfield

You're going on a diet, Jon! NO! NO! Z Z Z SNORT. WHA?!! GARFIELD, I'M TRYING TO SLEEP! WHAT DO YOU WANT? What every other cat in the world wants from its owner at 3:00 A.M. My teddy bear!

28 June 1987
 


 
Garfield

FLIP FLIP FLIP FLIP FLIP Just as I thought, june 29, 1987. "The World's Longest Monday".

29 June 1987
 


 
Garfield

Garfield! You fixed my funny glasses! Yup. How did you do it? I used glue. HEY! THEY'RE STUCK TO MY FACE! Gee, Jon, I guess this means I'll never be able to take you seriously again.

30 June 1987
 




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