Z - ZZZ-ZZF-ZZZ-ZZ - Must be monday ZZZ-ZZF-ZZZ-ZZF-ZZZ-
1 June 1987
You know, Garfield... - I wouldn't say you're fat, but... - Then don't.
2 June 1987
I bought you a surprise today, Garfield! - It's a sweater made especially for you! Wide Load -
3 June 1987
YAWN - - I think the old blanket is due for a wash.
4 June 1987
We cats love to roam around in the dark. - Our keen eyesight allows us to see perfectly in the blackest of... - click I think I'll curl up and die now.
5 June 1987
Here's something a little different for dinner tonight, Garfield. - I'm putting you on a high-fiber diet. -
6 June 1987
Let me guess. There's another spider in the house. - - ARRRRGH! - GARFIELD! HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU NOT TO LIE NEAR THE DOOR?! - I'M SICK OF TRIPPING OVER YOU! All right! All right! - Why does this always happen to me? - ARRRRGH! - HOW
7 June 1987
Normally, I hate alarm clocks. - But this one I like. - It's broken.
8 June 1987
- WOOAAH! trip - GARFIELD! Watch where you're going! - Why don't YOU watch where I'm going?
9 June 1987
A spider! - YIPE! - Whew!
10 June 1987
Oh, Jon, may I borrow your book for just a moment? - WHAP! - Thank you so much. Anytime.
11 June 1987
Tell me, Garfield. - If nature is goverend by survival of the fittest... - HOW COME YOU'RE STILL AROUND?! I stay out of drafts.
12 June 1987
Z You're pathetic, Garfield. - What am I going to do with you? - Well, for starters, you could occasionally wake me and remind me to swallow. Help me.
13 June 1987
CRUNCH - YAWN - Z - Z Z - Z PUNT! - Z - Yawn. I had the most wonderful dream last night. - WHUMP!
14 June 1987
Yawn-well let's see what kind of day today is... - CRICK CRICK CRICK CRICK CRICK CRICK CRICK CRICK CRICK - It's a nine cricker.
15 June 1987
- I could look like this if I wanted to. - But, I don't have enough hands.
16 June 1987
Hey, Garfield, you're going to be nine years old this friday. Thanks for reminding me. - As cats go, you're approaching the golden years. - The heck with the golden years. I'm five and holding.
17 June 1987
What's the matter, Garfield? Feeling your years now that you're turning nine? - Come closer, my son. I'm having trouble hearing you. - SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! SLAP!
18 June 1987
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, GARFIELD!! That sure is a lot of candles. - Oh well, I should be happy to have a birthday, I guess. fffff - As opposed to the alternative.
19 June 1987
Yup. - I'm nine years old all right. - According to the rings under my eyes.
20 June 1987
I hate it when Odie plays by my rules. - Sigh...time to wake up and go to bed. - SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE - - - YAWN - It must have been something I ate.
21 June 1987
- POOMP! - BLAT! SQUIRT!
22 June 1987
- YEEEOW! I'm hungry. SWIPE - THAt HURT!! I'll say...I think I broke a nail.
23 June 1987
There you go, Garfield. Eat heartly! - Dry cat food and hose water. - Be still, my beating taste hurts.
24 June 1987
Garfield, we're out of cat food. How about dog food instead? - Let me put it this way, it's either dog food or nothing. - Arf. I'll get it.
25 June 1987
Look, Garfield, I don't care if you think it tastes awful. You'd better eat that because you're not getting anything else! - SPLUT! - Hmmm...he's right. It DOES taste pretty awful.
26 June 1987
Do you know how to get a finicky cat to heat his cat food? - Pretend you're going to take it away from him. - It works every time.
27 June 1987
You're going on a diet, Jon! NO! NO! - Z - Z - Z - SNORT. WHA?!! - GARFIELD, I'M TRYING TO SLEEP! WHAT DO YOU WANT? - What every other cat in the world wants from its owner at 3:00 A.M. - My teddy bear!
28 June 1987
FLIP FLIP FLIP FLIP FLIP - Just as I thought, june 29, 1987. - "The World's Longest Monday".
29 June 1987
Garfield! You fixed my funny glasses! Yup. - How did you do it? I used glue. - HEY! THEY'RE STUCK TO MY FACE! Gee, Jon, I guess this means I'll never be able to take you seriously again.
30 June 1987