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Garfield

Catch anything, boys? Yeah, but we threw 'em back. They were in danger of being eaten by the bait.

1 August 1987
 


 
Garfield

Hello, plants. Oh no! Shoo! Scat! Well, let's see what's on the menu today. Mrs Brown! There's a cat out here! I think I'll start with a salad. NOOO! RUN, HAROLD! RUN! GLOMP HAROOLD! WE GOT HAROLD! burp Oh, Ralph! What will we do?!Stay calm, Tammy. I'll

2 August 1987
 


 
Garfield

Let's go for a walk, Garfield. It's good exercise. Even a short walk is better than no walk at all. You're right. Start with the kitchen and back.

3 August 1987
 


 
Garfield

I am an artist. SCHOONK! I eat what I see.

4 August 1987
 


 
Garfield

tap tap tap Well, well, well, and just how did you get in there? Would you believe hours and hours of careful planning?

5 August 1987
 


 
Garfield

Get up, Garfield, Breakfast is the most important meal of the day, you know. You're quite right, Jon. I couldn't agree with you more. Now, be a good boy and bring it back at noon.

6 August 1987
 


 
Garfield

You know, Garfield, life is like a bowl of cherries. Let down your guard, and I'll get you. You're going to pay for this one.

7 August 1987
 


 
Garfield

Hey, Garfield, they're developing computers with artificial intelligence. Big deal. I'll be impressed when they invent artificial cunning.

8 August 1987
 


 
Garfield

CLICK! CLICK! FLIP NNNNNG UNNNGH WHAP! SHOOP! FLOP! SNAP! WHIP! BAP! No wonder. This is the garage door opener.

9 August 1987
 


 
Garfield

Ahhh! Coffee. NO! NO! DON'T DRINK IT, JON! SHOOP! ARRRGH! IT'S TOO LATE. Z THAT COFFEE WAS DECAFFEINATED, YOU FOOL!

10 August 1987
 


 
Garfield

What does one have to do to get one's belly scratched around here?

11 August 1987
 


 
Garfield

There's only one way to get rid of a free-floating guilt complex. Do something to deserve it.

12 August 1987
 


 
Garfield

We humans are lucky, Garfield. We can sing and play instruments. You cat have no way of showing your appreciation for music. Oh, but I do. I sold your piano.

13 August 1987
 


 
Garfield

Have the last cookie, Garfield. I really couldn't. You take it. Okay. You twit! Don't you know insincere sincerity when you hear it?

14 August 1987
 


 
Garfield

Uh-oh, it looks as though Mr. Cliche is about to unburden himself of another stale platitude. "He who fills his pockets with the rocks of misdeeds will surely sink in the river of good fortune". That boy wasn't born, he was found in afortune coo

15 August 1987
 


 
Garfield

Is this seat taken? Not at all. Wow! That's a big cat! He didn't look that big from the front of the bus 'cause things look smaller from far away. You, if he had a mane he'd look like a lion, but, then they'd make him get off at thezoo, I suppose! Zoos m

16 August 1987
 


 
Garfield

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17 August 1987
 


 
Garfield

I had an uncle who used to play with yarn... He's now a pattern in an angora sweater. You're just saying that to ruin my fun, aren't you? Can you afford to take a chance?

18 August 1987
 


 
Garfield

You've got a pretty good thing going here, don't you? Yup. Jon feeds me, strokes me, changes my kitty litter and caters to my whims. So what does HE get out of it? He gets to call himself "Master".

19 August 1987
 


 
Garfield

With each new day, a cat's curiosity must be satisfied anew. KICK Yup, the law of gravity is still in effect.

20 August 1987
 


 
Garfield

Dear Hair Ball Cat Food Co., I find your cat food gives my cat a "long silky coat of hair" as advertised... However, I think you should add a disclaimer. "Do not feed your cat more than 36 cans a day."

21 August 1987
 


 
Garfield

You're wasting your life away, Garfield. You should be out there...uh... Out there doing whatever it is cats do. That's what I like about being a cat. Our standards are low.

22 August 1987
 


 
Garfield

Up next, "Pasta Parade," followed by "World of Waffles". I love this all-food channel. I ask you...what more to life could there possibly be? Decisions, decisions... Should I eat first and then sleep or sleep first and then eat? -Hmmm.

23 August 1987
 


 
Garfield

Stupid pet door! UI thought Jon fixed it! Unnngh!

24 August 1987
 


 
Garfield

Jon, remember when you thought it was a great idea to put the pet door in? And how Odir and I could come and go as we pleased? You goofed again.

25 August 1987
 


 
Garfield

About your weight, Garfield. You're getting a bit large for your pet door. Do tell.

26 August 1987
 


 
Garfield

PURRR How nice! Are you rubbing against my neck to tell me how much you love me? Or to tell me, if I don't feed you'll rip off my face? Bingo!

27 August 1987
 


 
Garfield

...and I was wondering if you'd go out with me tonight? You say you'd rather go out with camel spittle? Zap her back! Zap her back! "But what if your brother already has plans?" That's what I should have said! Ol' Lighning Wit strikesagain.

28 August 1987
 


 
Garfield

WHIRRRRRRR WHIRRRRRR WHIRRRRRR I love driving Odie up the wall.

29 August 1987
 


 
Garfield

YANK WHIRRRR WHIRRRR -

30 August 1987
 


 
Garfield

There's one thing I can count on from Garfield. Nice drapes, Arbuckle. It would be a shame if someone else slashed 'em into party streamers. Protection.

31 August 1987
 




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