Catch anything, boys? - Yeah, but we threw 'em back. - They were in danger of being eaten by the bait.
1 August 1987
- Hello, plants. Oh no! Shoo! Scat! - Well, let's see what's on the menu today. Mrs Brown! There's a cat out here! - I think I'll start with a salad. NOOO! RUN, HAROLD! RUN! - GLOMP HAROOLD! WE GOT HAROLD! - burp Oh, Ralph! What will we do?!
2 August 1987
Let's go for a walk, Garfield. It's good exercise. - Even a short walk is better than no walk at all. You're right. - Start with the kitchen and back.
3 August 1987
I am an artist. - SCHOONK! - I eat what I see.
4 August 1987
tap tap tap - Well, well, well, and just how did you get in there? - Would you believe hours and hours of careful planning?
5 August 1987
Get up, Garfield, Breakfast is the most important meal of the day, you know. - You're quite right, Jon. I couldn't agree with you more. - Now, be a good boy and bring it back at noon.
6 August 1987
You know, Garfield, life is like a bowl of cherries. - - Let down your guard, and I'll get you. You're going to pay for this one.
7 August 1987
Hey, Garfield, they're developing computers with artificial intelligence. Big deal. - - I'll be impressed when they invent artificial cunning.
8 August 1987
CLICK! - - CLICK! - FLIP NNNNNG - UNNNGH WHAP! - SHOOP! FLOP! - SNAP! WHIP! BAP! - No wonder. This is the garage door opener.
9 August 1987
Ahhh! Coffee. NO! NO! DON'T DRINK IT, JON! - SHOOP! ARRRGH! IT'S TOO LATE. - Z THAT COFFEE WAS DECAFFEINATED, YOU FOOL!
10 August 1987
- - What does one have to do to get one's belly scratched around here?
11 August 1987
There's only one way to get rid of a free-floating guilt complex. - Do something to deserve it.
12 August 1987
We humans are lucky, Garfield. We can sing and play instruments. - You cat have no way of showing your appreciation for music. Oh, but I do. - I sold your piano.
13 August 1987
Have the last cookie, Garfield. I really couldn't. You take it. - Okay. - You twit! Don't you know insincere sincerity when you hear it?
14 August 1987
Uh-oh, it looks as though Mr. Cliche is about to unburden himself of another stale platitude. - "He who fills his pockets with the rocks of misdeeds will surely sink in the river of good fortune". - That boy wasn't born, he was found in a
15 August 1987
- Is this seat taken? Not at all. - Wow! That's a big cat! He didn't look that big from the front of the bus 'cause things look smaller from far away. - You, if he had a mane he'd look like a lion, but, then they'd make him get off at the
16 August 1987
17 August 1987
I had an uncle who used to play with yarn... - He's now a pattern in an angora sweater. - You're just saying that to ruin my fun, aren't you? Can you afford to take a chance?
18 August 1987
You've got a pretty good thing going here, don't you? Yup. - Jon feeds me, strokes me, changes my kitty litter and caters to my whims. So what does HE get out of it? - He gets to call himself "Master".
19 August 1987
With each new day, a cat's curiosity must be satisfied anew. - KICK - Yup, the law of gravity is still in effect.
20 August 1987
Dear Hair Ball Cat Food Co., I find your cat food gives my cat a "long silky coat of hair" as advertised... - However, I think you should add a disclaimer. - "Do not feed your cat more than 36 cans a day."
21 August 1987
You're wasting your life away, Garfield. You should be out there...uh... - Out there doing whatever it is cats do. - That's what I like about being a cat. Our standards are low.
22 August 1987
Up next, "Pasta Parade," followed by "World of Waffles". I love this all-food channel. - I ask you...what more to life could there possibly be? - Decisions, decisions... - Should I eat first and then sleep or sleep first and then eat? -
23 August 1987
Stupid pet door! - UI thought Jon fixed it! - Unnngh!
24 August 1987
Jon, remember when you thought it was a great idea to put the pet door in? - And how Odir and I could come and go as we pleased? - You goofed again.
25 August 1987
About your weight, Garfield. - You're getting a bit large for your pet door. - Do tell.
26 August 1987
PURRR - How nice! Are you rubbing against my neck to tell me how much you love me? - Or to tell me, if I don't feed you'll rip off my face? Bingo!
27 August 1987
...and I was wondering if you'd go out with me tonight? - You say you'd rather go out with camel spittle? Zap her back! Zap her back! - "But what if your brother already has plans?" That's what I should have said! Ol' Lighning Wit strikes
28 August 1987
WHIRRRRRRR - WHIRRRRRR - WHIRRRRRR I love driving Odie up the wall.
29 August 1987
- - - - YANK WHIRRRR - WHIRRRR - -
30 August 1987
There's one thing I can count on from Garfield. - Nice drapes, Arbuckle. It would be a shame if someone else slashed 'em into party streamers. - Protection.
31 August 1987