I wonder how Garfield would handle an emergency? Z - FIRE! - I guess I shouldn't be surprised.
1 September 1987
Hurry, Garfield! Get to the car! - Quick! Lock the doors! Roll up the windows! - They'rfe probably watching the house right now. We'll have to move out of state! He used an expired coupon.
2 September 1987
Ah, it's so nice to own a cat. - Own? Nobody OWNS a cat. - But you may think of me as a longterm loan.
3 September 1987
Leave that station on, Garfield. It's "Hamlet". - To be or not to be. CLICK! - Hey! What are you doing?! Solving an existential dilemma with modern technology.
4 September 1987
I feel like letting my better nature show through today. - PUNT! - My worse nature is not a pretty sight.
5 September 1987
Why is it the phone only rings when I'm in the bath? Relax, one call a week isn't that bad. - BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP - That's right, Beverly, I will not go out with you tonight. - Yes, I know you're madly in love with me, but I have better
6 September 1987
Ah-ah-AH - CHOO - Bless you.
7 September 1987
Let's hear it for sleep! - Gimme a "Z"! - Z
8 September 1987
Just look at the smile on Garfield's face. Z - He must be having a great dream. Z - Z Z
9 September 1987
P-thb-thb-thb-thb! - PTHB THB -
10 September 1987
Look, Odie! I can touch my nose with my tongue! - Can you do that? -
11 September 1987
Sleep is wonderful. - What would people be without sleep? - Real tired, probably.
12 September 1987
Jon, is this one of those cult films? - One, two! One, two! One, two! - Hey, Garfield, I've noticed you're pretty out of shape. Nonsense, I watch 30 minutes of Aerobics a day. - So I bought you these jogging shoes! I hope you kept the
13 September 1987
14 September 1987
Surprise, Garfield! Won't this be fun to play in? - Take it back. - There's no elevator.
15 September 1987
Odie is very special. - He was bred to be a working dog. - Specifically, a paperweight or a doorstop.
16 September 1987
Garfield, you've lost weight! - I don't believe it! -
17 September 1987
Garfield, you eat too much junk food. Eat something good for you. - - Zap...you're a carrot stick.
18 September 1987
Great chefs know it's the appearance of food that counts. - GUP! - But, great eaters know it's the amount of food that counts.
19 September 1987
No, please don't do it. In the name of humanity!! - - - - WHUMP! - Haw! Haw! Haw! Haw! - ZIP! - WHUMP! - Haw! Haw! Haw! - Reba! Come here and look at this, but you'd better cinch up your corset first!
20 September 1987
- Are you ever seriuos, Garfield? I guess not. - It's hard to be serious when you're naked!
21 September 1987
YAWN - Yawn...boredom is contagious. - - OH, NO! SO'S STUPIDITY.
22 September 1987
Send To: ACME Lasagna Factory - - Not enough postage, Garfield. Rats.
23 September 1987
Get ready to have some major youcks, you guys. - SMILE MOUTHS! - Hee hee! I'll keep him laughing while you get the authorities.
24 September 1987
Garfield, what's the matter? - JON! YOU GOTTA CLEAN OUT THE REFRIGERATOR! - Whatever it is, it can't be that bad, old buddy. The tuna is spawning in the tomato soup!
25 September 1987
Watching the paint dry, Garfield? - I hope he doesn't think that my life is so totally devoid of excitement that I am reduced to that. - I'm waiting for it to peel.
26 September 1987
- A hungry vulture perches above his prey, silently, patiently, waiting for his meal to draw its last breath. - CLICK - - CLICK STOP THAT! YOU KNOW I HATE THAT! - NO MORE VULTURES! No more vultures. - Z A voracious alligator stealthily glides
27 September 1987
Nothing is showing up on the computer radar so I'll put a nice "Mr. Sunshine" right here. - But, satellite photos show an approaching low-pressure area, so I'll put mean ol' "Mr. Thunderstorm" and his lighning bolt right here. - LOOK OUT, MR.
28 September 1987
Let's check the weather. - Hmmm. Looks like a good day to stay in in bed. - Mostly boring this morning with a 50% chance of intermittent depression this afternoon.
29 September 1987
Depression is waking up with the uneasy feeling the world is out to get you. - ZOW - And finding out you're right.
30 September 1987