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Garfield

I wonder how Garfield would handle an emergency? Z FIRE! I guess I shouldn't be surprised.

1 September 1987
 


 
Garfield

Hurry, Garfield! Get to the car! Quick! Lock the doors! Roll up the windows! They'rfe probably watching the house right now. We'll have to move out of state! He used an expired coupon.

2 September 1987
 


 
Garfield

Ah, it's so nice to own a cat. Own? Nobody OWNS a cat. But you may think of me as a longterm loan.

3 September 1987
 


 
Garfield

Leave that station on, Garfield. It's "Hamlet". To be or not to be. CLICK! Hey! What are you doing?! Solving an existential dilemma with modern technology.

4 September 1987
 


 
Garfield

I feel like letting my better nature show through today. PUNT! My worse nature is not a pretty sight.

5 September 1987
 


 
Garfield

Why is it the phone only rings when I'm in the bath? Relax, one call a week isn't that bad. BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP That's right, Beverly, I will not go out with you tonight. Yes, I know you're madly in love with me, but I have betterthings to do. Now, now, B

6 September 1987
 


 
Garfield

Ah-ah-AH CHOO Bless you.

7 September 1987
 


 
Garfield

Let's hear it for sleep! Gimme a "Z"! Z

8 September 1987
 


 
Garfield

Just look at the smile on Garfield's face. Z He must be having a great dream. Z Z Z

9 September 1987
 


 
Garfield

P-thb-thb-thb-thb! PTHB THB -

10 September 1987
 


 
Garfield

Look, Odie! I can touch my nose with my tongue! Can you do that? -

11 September 1987
 


 
Garfield

Sleep is wonderful. What would people be without sleep? Real tired, probably.

12 September 1987
 


 
Garfield

Jon, is this one of those cult films? One, two! One, two! One, two! Hey, Garfield, I've noticed you're pretty out of shape. Nonsense, I watch 30 minutes of Aerobics a day. So I bought you these jogging shoes! I hope you kept thereceipt. See? These shoes a

13 September 1987
 


 
Garfield

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14 September 1987
 


 
Garfield

Surprise, Garfield! Won't this be fun to play in? Take it back. There's no elevator.

15 September 1987
 


 
Garfield

Odie is very special. He was bred to be a working dog. Specifically, a paperweight or a doorstop.

16 September 1987
 


 
Garfield

Garfield, you've lost weight! I don't believe it! -

17 September 1987
 


 
Garfield

Garfield, you eat too much junk food. Eat something good for you. Zap...you're a carrot stick.

18 September 1987
 


 
Garfield

Great chefs know it's the appearance of food that counts. GUP! But, great eaters know it's the amount of food that counts.

19 September 1987
 


 
Garfield

No, please don't do it. In the name of humanity!! WHUMP! Haw! Haw! Haw! Haw! ZIP! WHUMP! Haw! Haw! Haw! Reba! Come here and look at this, but you'd better cinch up your corset first!

20 September 1987
 


 
Garfield

Are you ever seriuos, Garfield? I guess not. It's hard to be serious when you're naked!

21 September 1987
 


 
Garfield

YAWN Yawn...boredom is contagious. OH, NO! SO'S STUPIDITY.

22 September 1987
 


 
Garfield

Send To: ACME Lasagna Factory Not enough postage, Garfield. Rats.

23 September 1987
 


 
Garfield

Get ready to have some major youcks, you guys. SMILE MOUTHS! Hee hee! I'll keep him laughing while you get the authorities.

24 September 1987
 


 
Garfield

Garfield, what's the matter? JON! YOU GOTTA CLEAN OUT THE REFRIGERATOR! Whatever it is, it can't be that bad, old buddy. The tuna is spawning in the tomato soup!

25 September 1987
 


 
Garfield

Watching the paint dry, Garfield? I hope he doesn't think that my life is so totally devoid of excitement that I am reduced to that. I'm waiting for it to peel.

26 September 1987
 


 
Garfield

A hungry vulture perches above his prey, silently, patiently, waiting for his meal to draw its last breath. CLICK CLICK STOP THAT! YOU KNOW I HATE THAT! NO MORE VULTURES! No more vultures. Z A voracious alligator stealthily glidestoward the fingers of an

27 September 1987
 


 
Garfield

Nothing is showing up on the computer radar so I'll put a nice "Mr. Sunshine" right here. But, satellite photos show an approaching low-pressure area, so I'll put mean ol' "Mr. Thunderstorm" and his lighning bolt right here. LOOK OUT,

28 September 1987
 


 
Garfield

Let's check the weather. Hmmm. Looks like a good day to stay in in bed. Mostly boring this morning with a 50% chance of intermittent depression this afternoon.

29 September 1987
 


 
Garfield

Depression is waking up with the uneasy feeling the world is out to get you. ZOW And finding out you're right.

30 September 1987
 




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