I wonder how Garfield would handle an emergency? Z FIRE! I guess I shouldn't be surprised.
1 September 1987
Hurry, Garfield! Get to the car! Quick! Lock the doors! Roll up the windows! They'rfe probably watching the house right now. We'll have to move out of state! He used an expired coupon.
2 September 1987
Ah, it's so nice to own a cat. Own? Nobody OWNS a cat. But you may think of me as a longterm loan.
3 September 1987
Leave that station on, Garfield. It's "Hamlet". To be or not to be. CLICK! Hey! What are you doing?! Solving an existential dilemma with modern technology.
4 September 1987
I feel like letting my better nature show through today. PUNT! My worse nature is not a pretty sight.
5 September 1987
Why is it the phone only rings when I'm in the bath? Relax, one call a week isn't that bad. BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP That's right, Beverly, I will not go out with you tonight. Yes, I know you're madly in love with me, but I have betterthings to do. Now, now, B
6 September 1987
Ah-ah-AH CHOO Bless you.
7 September 1987
Let's hear it for sleep! Gimme a "Z"! Z
8 September 1987
Just look at the smile on Garfield's face. Z He must be having a great dream. Z Z Z
9 September 1987
P-thb-thb-thb-thb! PTHB THB -
10 September 1987
Look, Odie! I can touch my nose with my tongue! Can you do that? -
11 September 1987
Sleep is wonderful. What would people be without sleep? Real tired, probably.
12 September 1987
Jon, is this one of those cult films? One, two! One, two! One, two! Hey, Garfield, I've noticed you're pretty out of shape. Nonsense, I watch 30 minutes of Aerobics a day. So I bought you these jogging shoes! I hope you kept thereceipt. See? These shoes a
13 September 1987
14 September 1987
Surprise, Garfield! Won't this be fun to play in? Take it back. There's no elevator.
15 September 1987
Odie is very special. He was bred to be a working dog. Specifically, a paperweight or a doorstop.
16 September 1987
Garfield, you've lost weight! I don't believe it! -
17 September 1987
Garfield, you eat too much junk food. Eat something good for you. Zap...you're a carrot stick.
18 September 1987
Great chefs know it's the appearance of food that counts. GUP! But, great eaters know it's the amount of food that counts.
19 September 1987
No, please don't do it. In the name of humanity!! WHUMP! Haw! Haw! Haw! Haw! ZIP! WHUMP! Haw! Haw! Haw! Reba! Come here and look at this, but you'd better cinch up your corset first!
20 September 1987
Are you ever seriuos, Garfield? I guess not. It's hard to be serious when you're naked!
21 September 1987
YAWN Yawn...boredom is contagious. OH, NO! SO'S STUPIDITY.
22 September 1987
Send To: ACME Lasagna Factory Not enough postage, Garfield. Rats.
23 September 1987
Get ready to have some major youcks, you guys. SMILE MOUTHS! Hee hee! I'll keep him laughing while you get the authorities.
24 September 1987
Garfield, what's the matter? JON! YOU GOTTA CLEAN OUT THE REFRIGERATOR! Whatever it is, it can't be that bad, old buddy. The tuna is spawning in the tomato soup!
25 September 1987
Watching the paint dry, Garfield? I hope he doesn't think that my life is so totally devoid of excitement that I am reduced to that. I'm waiting for it to peel.
26 September 1987
A hungry vulture perches above his prey, silently, patiently, waiting for his meal to draw its last breath. CLICK CLICK STOP THAT! YOU KNOW I HATE THAT! NO MORE VULTURES! No more vultures. Z A voracious alligator stealthily glidestoward the fingers of an
27 September 1987
Nothing is showing up on the computer radar so I'll put a nice "Mr. Sunshine" right here. But, satellite photos show an approaching low-pressure area, so I'll put mean ol' "Mr. Thunderstorm" and his lighning bolt right here. LOOK OUT,
28 September 1987
Let's check the weather. Hmmm. Looks like a good day to stay in in bed. Mostly boring this morning with a 50% chance of intermittent depression this afternoon.
29 September 1987
Depression is waking up with the uneasy feeling the world is out to get you. ZOW And finding out you're right.
30 September 1987