I wonder how Garfield would handle an emergency? Z - FIRE! - I guess I shouldn't be surprised.
1 September 1987
Hurry, Garfield! Get to the car! - Quick! Lock the doors! Roll up the windows! - They'rfe probably watching the house right now. We'll have to move out of state! He used an expired coupon.
2 September 1987
Ah, it's so nice to own a cat. - Own? Nobody OWNS a cat. - But you may think of me as a longterm loan.
3 September 1987
Leave that station on, Garfield. It's "Hamlet". - To be or not to be. CLICK! - Hey! What are you doing?! Solving an existential dilemma with modern technology.
4 September 1987
I feel like letting my better nature show through today. - PUNT! - My worse nature is not a pretty sight.
5 September 1987
things to do. - Now, now, Beverly, you know I hate it when you grovel and stop sobbing uncontrollably. - - At the sound of the tone the time will be 10:00 A.M. - BEEP Oh, shut up. You monster, how dare you break that computer's heart?
6 September 1987
Ah-ah-AH - CHOO - Bless you.
7 September 1987
Let's hear it for sleep! - Gimme a "Z"! - Z
8 September 1987
Just look at the smile on Garfield's face. Z - He must be having a great dream. Z - Z Z
9 September 1987
P-thb-thb-thb-thb! - PTHB THB -
10 September 1987
Look, Odie! I can touch my nose with my tongue! - Can you do that? -
11 September 1987
Sleep is wonderful. - What would people be without sleep? - Real tired, probably.
12 September 1987
receipt. - See? These shoes are built to absorb shocks. - WHACK! - He's right, I barely felt that. - The shoes, where are they? Last I saw 'em, they were jogging to the garbage disposal.
13 September 1987
14 September 1987
Surprise, Garfield! Won't this be fun to play in? - Take it back. - There's no elevator.
15 September 1987
Odie is very special. - He was bred to be a working dog. - Specifically, a paperweight or a doorstop.
16 September 1987
Garfield, you've lost weight! - I don't believe it! -
17 September 1987
Garfield, you eat too much junk food. Eat something good for you. - - Zap...you're a carrot stick.
18 September 1987
Great chefs know it's the appearance of food that counts. - GUP! - But, great eaters know it's the amount of food that counts.
19 September 1987
No, please don't do it. In the name of humanity!! - - - - WHUMP! - Haw! Haw! Haw! Haw! - ZIP! - WHUMP! - Haw! Haw! Haw! - Reba! Come here and look at this, but you'd better cinch up your corset first!
20 September 1987
- Are you ever seriuos, Garfield? I guess not. - It's hard to be serious when you're naked!
21 September 1987
YAWN - Yawn...boredom is contagious. - - OH, NO! SO'S STUPIDITY.
22 September 1987
Send To: ACME Lasagna Factory - - Not enough postage, Garfield. Rats.
23 September 1987
Get ready to have some major youcks, you guys. - SMILE MOUTHS! - Hee hee! I'll keep him laughing while you get the authorities.
24 September 1987
Garfield, what's the matter? - JON! YOU GOTTA CLEAN OUT THE REFRIGERATOR! - Whatever it is, it can't be that bad, old buddy. The tuna is spawning in the tomato soup!
25 September 1987
Watching the paint dry, Garfield? - I hope he doesn't think that my life is so totally devoid of excitement that I am reduced to that. - I'm waiting for it to peel.
26 September 1987
toward the fingers of an unwary river traveller.
27 September 1987
SUNSHINE! BOOM! KABOOM! BLAM! Millions in state-of-the-art electronic equipment to gather data, and we get baby talk.
28 September 1987
Let's check the weather. - Hmmm. Looks like a good day to stay in in bed. - Mostly boring this morning with a 50% chance of intermittent depression this afternoon.
29 September 1987
Depression is waking up with the uneasy feeling the world is out to get you. - ZOW - And finding out you're right.
30 September 1987