I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU! I MUST KISS YOU! Kiss! Kiss! Smooch! Kiss! Kiss! Oh, baby, baby! Car commercial.
1 October 1988
My crystal ball tells me I'm going to have fish for lunch. OH NO! GARFIELD! YOU'VE GOTTA HELP ME! I'm late for my date! Which socks should I wear? My shirt! Does it go with my socks?! TIES! I HAVE TOO MAY TIES! THERE ARE TOO MANYDECISIONS TO MAKE! Yeah, d
2 October 1988
I just can't ge tmotivated today, Garfield. Don't fight it. There's so much work to do. Ignore it, it'll go away. I've been bitten by the lazy bug. I ate him.
3 October 1988
Jon't driving me crazy. He's trying to grow a beard. Do I look distiguished yet? Welcome to the family.
4 October 1988
Here's a new diet, Garfield. It's called the "Ramone Diet". If you overeat, this guy named "Ramone" comes by and fattens your lips. Crude, but effective.
5 October 1988
You cats hardly have a care in the world, do you? Your biggest worry is probably about the pet door sticking and your getting caught outside. -
6 October 1988
Hey, Garfield. Here comes the mailman. Looks like you won't be able to shred his pants today. He's wearing shorts. Then I'll just have to pluck a few leg hairs.
7 October 1988
What's this? It's from the pudding-of-the-month club. I don't recall joining any club. Do you, Garfield? Dibs on the butterscotch!
8 October 1988
This space for rent GARFIELD Jon has no sense of humor. unscrew unscrew unscrew SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE Good morning, Garfield. PLOP GOOSH! Garfield! One more trick and no more TV for a week! Uh, about your croissant.
9 October 1988
Dieting is like show business. The weight always returns for an encore.
10 October 1988
WHIP A little sensitive about our weight, are we? My weight, my business.
11 October 1988
Cut that out, Garfield. If you don't stop staring at me, I'm leaving the room! THERE! HAPPY?! Quite.
12 October 1988
Garfield, watching you eat takes me back to my farm days. snort gulp slurp We raised hogs. slurp gulp snort SQUEEE! SQUEEE! How would you like cat food shoved up your snout?
13 October 1988
Go away, dog. You're washing the wax off my shoes. Don't you understand English? Is your dog one of them foreign breeds? No, he's one of them mindless breeds.
14 October 1988
Wanna go jogging, Garfield? No thanks. A new report says that too much air can prematurely age your lungs. I'm going. Well, don't come crying to me with wrinkled lungs.
15 October 1988
Wanna look thinner? Hang around with people fatter than you. The cat senses the approach of danger. rrrrr The dog approaches, bent on wreaking havoc on the cat. AR! AR! AR! AR! AR! AR! The dog threatens to dismember the cat. Thecat bares a perfunctory cla
16 October 1988
Time to get up, Garfield. Go away. Come on, Mr. Grumpy, rise and shine! Never touch "Mr. Grumpy" before noon.
17 October 1988
Rats. I hate static electricity. So do I.
18 October 1988
Garfield, this toy was designed by animal psychologists. TO appeal to a house pet's playful instincts. DOING DOING Enjoy.
19 October 1988
Three sardine cans... Four cupcake wrappers. a pizza box... Why, Garfield? Because breakfast is the most important meal of the day.
20 October 1988
And now, the late, late, late show presents... "Night of the Zombie Plumbers" in 3-D! I've been up too long.
21 October 1988
Congratulations, Garfield! You've mastered the chopsticks! Now, dive in! GULP!
22 October 1988
Nope...I've not seen him, marshal. ZIP! ZIP! Good morning, Garfield.
23 October 1988
Paste SWIPE PUNT! Odie?
24 October 1988
That's it! I'm fed up with Jon! I'm fed up with Odie! I can't think of a single thing I like about this house! The roof...I'm rather fond of the roof.
25 October 1988
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26 October 1988
Time for bed, Garfield. Z I said, time for bed. Z When he sleeps, he sleeps. Z
27 October 1988
Hello? Dr. Wilson? Yes, I'm afraid it's Garfield again. He chewed the knobs off the TV during a pizza commercial. I'm only human.
28 October 1988
Tah-dah! What's with you? You'd think he'd be more impressed with someone who just ate the entire contents of a house. Hey! Where did the refrigerator go?
29 October 1988
The big dripper. DINNERTIME! Hungry, Garfield? Is Odie stupid? Great! let's go to the refrigerator and find something to eat. Come on, Odie. Don't do it, Jon! I'd better go to the rescue. SLAM! Clean out the refrigerator, Jon!
30 October 1988
Good evening, ladies and germs! tappity tappity SPLAT! BOP! WHAP! I see some of you stayed for the second show.
31 October 1988