I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU! I MUST KISS YOU! - Kiss! Kiss! Smooch! Kiss! Kiss! - Oh, baby, baby! Car commercial.
1 October 1988
DECISIONS TO MAKE! - Yeah, decisions like, should I enjoy this, or, should I tell him his date is tomorrow night?
2 October 1988
I just can't ge tmotivated today, Garfield. Don't fight it. - There's so much work to do. Ignore it, it'll go away. - I've been bitten by the lazy bug. I ate him.
3 October 1988
Jon't driving me crazy. - He's trying to grow a beard. - Do I look distiguished yet? Welcome to the family.
4 October 1988
Here's a new diet, Garfield. - It's called the "Ramone Diet". - If you overeat, this guy named "Ramone" comes by and fattens your lips. - Crude, but effective.
5 October 1988
You cats hardly have a care in the world, do you? - Your biggest worry is probably about the pet door sticking and your getting caught outside. -
6 October 1988
Hey, Garfield. Here comes the mailman. - Looks like you won't be able to shred his pants today. - He's wearing shorts. Then I'll just have to pluck a few leg hairs.
7 October 1988
What's this? It's from the pudding-of-the-month club. - I don't recall joining any club. - Do you, Garfield? Dibs on the butterscotch!
8 October 1988
This space for rent GARFIELD Jon has no sense of humor. - - unscrew unscrew unscrew - SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE - Good morning, Garfield. - PLOP - GOOSH! - Garfield! One more trick and no more TV for a week! - Uh, about your croissant.
9 October 1988
Dieting is like show business. - - The weight always returns for an encore.
10 October 1988
- WHIP - A little sensitive about our weight, are we? My weight, my business.
11 October 1988
Cut that out, Garfield. - If you don't stop staring at me, I'm leaving the room! - THERE! HAPPY?! Quite.
12 October 1988
Garfield, watching you eat takes me back to my farm days. snort gulp slurp - We raised hogs. slurp gulp snort - SQUEEE! SQUEEE! How would you like cat food shoved up your snout?
13 October 1988
Go away, dog. You're washing the wax off my shoes. - Don't you understand English? - Is your dog one of them foreign breeds? No, he's one of them mindless breeds.
14 October 1988
Wanna go jogging, Garfield? No thanks. - A new report says that too much air can prematurely age your lungs. - I'm going. Well, don't come crying to me with wrinkled lungs.
15 October 1988
cat bares a perfunctory claw. - YIP! The dog flees, fearing for his life. - Another searing episode in the life and death struggles of house pets.
16 October 1988
Time to get up, Garfield. Go away. - Come on, Mr. Grumpy, rise and shine! - Never touch "Mr. Grumpy" before noon.
17 October 1988
- Rats. I hate static electricity. - So do I.
18 October 1988
Garfield, this toy was designed by animal psychologists. - TO appeal to a house pet's playful instincts. - DOING DOING Enjoy.
19 October 1988
Three sardine cans... - Four cupcake wrappers. a pizza box... - Why, Garfield? - Because breakfast is the most important meal of the day.
20 October 1988
And now, the late, late, late show presents... - "Night of the Zombie Plumbers" in 3-D! - I've been up too long.
21 October 1988
Congratulations, Garfield! You've mastered the chopsticks! - Now, dive in! - GULP!
22 October 1988
Nope...I've not seen him, marshal. - - - ZIP! - - ZIP! - - Good morning, Garfield.
23 October 1988
Paste SWIPE - PUNT! - Odie?
24 October 1988
That's it! I'm fed up with Jon! I'm fed up with Odie! I can't think of a single thing I like about this house! - - The roof...I'm rather fond of the roof.
25 October 1988
Z - Z - Z HEE HEE HEE
26 October 1988
Time for bed, Garfield. Z - I said, time for bed. Z - When he sleeps, he sleeps. Z
27 October 1988
Hello? Dr. Wilson? - Yes, I'm afraid it's Garfield again. - He chewed the knobs off the TV during a pizza commercial. I'm only human.
28 October 1988
Tah-dah! - What's with you? - You'd think he'd be more impressed with someone who just ate the entire contents of a house. Hey! Where did the refrigerator go?
29 October 1988
The big dripper. - DINNERTIME! - Hungry, Garfield? Is Odie stupid? - Great! let's go to the refrigerator and find something to eat. - Come on, Odie. Don't do it, Jon! - I'd better go to the rescue. - - SLAM! Clean out the refrigerator, Jon!
30 October 1988
Good evening, ladies and germs! tappity tappity - SPLAT! BOP! WHAP! - I see some of you stayed for the second show.
31 October 1988