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Garfield

I knew a dog who was so stupid, he chased bones and buried cars! ROWF! BARK! MEOW! YIP GRRR ARF! Dog Pound Who booked me into this joint anyway?

1 November 1988
 


 
Garfield

* MEROWW * TINK! Hey! A caviar tin! I'm attracting a higher class of hecklers!

2 November 1988
 


 
Garfield

You know, Garfield, we're not getting any younger. Maybe we should start planning for our future. You're right. Where are we going? TO make up a grocery list.

3 November 1988
 


 
Garfield

I like it when I'm home alone. The entire house is MINE. And this is MINE, and this is MINE, and this is MINE...

4 November 1988
 


 
Garfield

I didn't know you could touch your toes, Garfield. And you thought I was out of shape. Are you okay? Don't just stand there, All the paramedics!

5 November 1988
 


 
Garfield

Garfield, I've always wondered, what do you do with all the raisins you pick off your cookies? That's none of your business. Oh well, I guess I'll go clean out the coat closet today. I wouldn't do that if I were you. YAAAAHHH!!! Veryfunny, Garfield. Just

6 November 1988
 


 
Garfield

Any specials today, Irma? I'll check. Hey, Bubba! Anything in the trap this morning? Check please.

7 November 1988
 


 
Garfield

What's the soup of the day? Hoboy. Well now, what day IS today? Tuesday. Well then, that would make it TUESDAY'S soup, wouldn't it now? Makes sense to me.

8 November 1988
 


 
Garfield

Here's your burger. plop Uh, don't I get a bun? Oh! You want our DELUXE burger! Go for it, Jon! Get the super deluxe and get a plate, too.

9 November 1988
 


 
Garfield

GARFIELD! WAIT! Most kinds of spiders are completely harmless. Jon...you're right. Especially the dead kinds! WHAP!

10 November 1988
 


 
Garfield

Garfield, I don't feel like scratching your belly. I have better things to do. Like mending your shredded shirt?

11 November 1988
 


 
Garfield

BOMP! I love volleydog.

12 November 1988
 


 
Garfield

That's the last time I hide pet snacks on my person. Some pets are well behaved, and then there are my pets. I can't leave them alone for a second, watch this. So long, boys! I'll only be gone for a second! One. I rest my case.

13 November 1988
 


 
Garfield

It's going to be one of those mondays.

14 November 1988
 


 
Garfield

pick pick pick pick Do you know what you get when you pick the raisins off your toast? Swiss toast!

15 November 1988
 


 
Garfield

brrrrrr . Is it me, or is the hous freezing this morning? TINK TINK It ain't me.

16 November 1988
 


 
Garfield

And here's a photo of you with the pigs on my folk's farm last summer. You're the one with the stripes.

17 November 1988
 


 
Garfield

Boy, this exercising is tough. It's giving me a headache. Try loosening your sweatband.

18 November 1988
 


 
Garfield

I can't believe Judy asked us to leave her party. By the way, what were you doing in the salad bowl? Bobbing for croutons. Boy was she mad. You'd think she'd never had hair on her tomato wedges before.

19 November 1988
 


 
Garfield

35 days, 5 hours, 36 minutes and 4 seconds till Christmas. CLICK Z Z Wha? Who?! Are you a monster?! SLURP! Odie! It's you! Sure, you can sleep with me. Yaaah! Now who are YOU?! CLICK GARFIELD! What are you trying to do? Scareus?

20 November 1988
 


 
Garfield

What a great meal! Isn't it a shame there's no unit of measure for how good food tastes? Ah, but there is... It's called a calorie.

21 November 1988
 


 
Garfield

Do you think you'd ever like to have a statue erected in your memory, Garfield? Yeah! If they could make it so it could eat pigeons.

22 November 1988
 


 
Garfield

Wait'll you see what I bought, Garfield. TAH-DAH! It's amazing the things people would rather have than money.

23 November 1988
 


 
Garfield

I wonder what Garfield is doing with that salad dressing? KEEP AWAY FROM THE FERNS! Too late.

24 November 1988
 


 
Garfield

Tell me, Garfield. Would you say this milk shake is half full or half empty? Completely empty! Care to get philosophical about those french fries?

25 November 1988
 


 
Garfield

Dinner's on, Garfield. Oh, nothing for me, thanks. I'm not hungry. WHO ARE YOU, AND WHAT DID YOU DO WITH GARFIELD?! That was a joke.

26 November 1988
 


 
Garfield

WAH! Hey, Odie! Fetch, boy! DONK PLOP SHOOM! Odie, you stupid idiot! That's a fire hydrant! Not a bone! Oh well, maybe this will make a nice planter or something. squeak squeak I don't even want to know.

27 November 1988
 


 
Garfield

My Captain Lamo laser poweres direction finder, decode ring! I hate cats.

28 November 1988
 


 
Garfield

And now! ...your favorite game show! Bowling for cheese! Uh-oh! The audience is small, but loyal.

29 November 1988
 


 
Garfield

Hey, look. The mailman's hand is stuck in the mailbox. How tragic. How sad.

30 November 1988
 




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