I knew a dog who was so stupid, he chased bones and buried cars! - ROWF! BARK! MEOW! YIP GRRR ARF! - Dog Pound Who booked me into this joint anyway?
1 November 1988
* MEROWW * TINK! - Hey! A caviar tin! - I'm attracting a higher class of hecklers!
2 November 1988
You know, Garfield, we're not getting any younger. - Maybe we should start planning for our future. You're right. - Where are we going? TO make up a grocery list.
3 November 1988
I like it when I'm home alone. - The entire house is MINE. - And this is MINE, and this is MINE, and this is MINE...
4 November 1988
I didn't know you could touch your toes, Garfield. And you thought I was out of shape. - - Are you okay? Don't just stand there, All the paramedics!
5 November 1988
funny, Garfield. - Just look at the mess you've made! - Now I'll have to get a broom out of the broom closet to clen this up. I wouldn't do that if I were you.
6 November 1988
Any specials today, Irma? - I'll check. - Hey, Bubba! Anything in the trap this morning? Check please.
7 November 1988
What's the soup of the day? Hoboy. - Well now, what day IS today? Tuesday. - Well then, that would make it TUESDAY'S soup, wouldn't it now? Makes sense to me.
8 November 1988
Here's your burger. plop - Uh, don't I get a bun? - Oh! You want our DELUXE burger! Go for it, Jon! Get the super deluxe and get a plate, too.
9 November 1988
GARFIELD! WAIT! - Most kinds of spiders are completely harmless. Jon...you're right. - Especially the dead kinds! WHAP!
10 November 1988
Garfield, I don't feel like scratching your belly. - I have better things to do. - Like mending your shredded shirt?
11 November 1988
- BOMP! - I love volleydog.
12 November 1988
That's the last time I hide pet snacks on my person. - - Some pets are well behaved, and then there are my pets. I can't leave them alone for a second, watch this. - So long, boys! I'll only be gone for a second! - One. - I rest my case.
13 November 1988
- - It's going to be one of those mondays.
14 November 1988
pick pick pick pick - Do you know what you get when you pick the raisins off your toast? - Swiss toast!
15 November 1988
brrrrrr . Is it me, or is the hous freezing this morning? - TINK TINK It ain't me.
16 November 1988
And here's a photo of you with the pigs on my folk's farm last summer. - - You're the one with the stripes.
17 November 1988
Boy, this exercising is tough. - It's giving me a headache. - Try loosening your sweatband.
18 November 1988
I can't believe Judy asked us to leave her party. - By the way, what were you doing in the salad bowl? Bobbing for croutons. - Boy was she mad. You'd think she'd never had hair on her tomato wedges before.
19 November 1988
20 November 1988
What a great meal! - Isn't it a shame there's no unit of measure for how good food tastes? Ah, but there is... - It's called a calorie.
21 November 1988
Do you think you'd ever like to have a statue erected in your memory, Garfield? - Yeah! - If they could make it so it could eat pigeons.
22 November 1988
Wait'll you see what I bought, Garfield. - TAH-DAH! - It's amazing the things people would rather have than money.
23 November 1988
I wonder what Garfield is doing with that salad dressing? - - KEEP AWAY FROM THE FERNS! Too late.
24 November 1988
Tell me, Garfield. Would you say this milk shake is half full or half empty? - Completely empty! - Care to get philosophical about those french fries?
25 November 1988
Dinner's on, Garfield. Oh, nothing for me, thanks. I'm not hungry. - - WHO ARE YOU, AND WHAT DID YOU DO WITH GARFIELD?! That was a joke.
26 November 1988
WAH! - Hey, Odie! - Fetch, boy! - DONK PLOP - SHOOM! - Odie, you stupid idiot! That's a fire hydrant! Not a bone! - Oh well, maybe this will make a nice planter or something. squeak squeak - I don't even want to know.
27 November 1988
- - My Captain Lamo laser poweres direction finder, decode ring! I hate cats.
28 November 1988
And now! ...your favorite game show! - Bowling for cheese! Uh-oh! - The audience is small, but loyal.
29 November 1988
Hey, look. The mailman's hand is stuck in the mailbox. - How tragic. - How sad.
30 November 1988