Z - OUCH! Your eyebrows needed thinning.
1 December 1988
Don't you just love all this snow, Garfield? - You and Odie should be romping about having the time of your lives. - Where is he anyway? - I'm standing on him.
2 December 1988
HEW, GARFIELD! - YOUR MORNING BREATH IS AWFUL. You're telling me. - My teeth melted.
3 December 1988
I've got to stop dieting. I gain too much weight. - Read yto go out, guys? Ask me again in the spring. - Have fun in the snow, boys. - SLAM! - FOOMP! - - - Odie! Are you okay? - ARRRRGH! - Wimp.
4 December 1988
Gee, I can't decide whether to have some pie or some cake. - - Have some pie.
5 December 1988
Jon, there's a lump in the tablecloth. Flatten it out with this french bread. - - Wait a minute! Where's Odie` Who's Odie?
6 December 1988
Look, Garfield! I'm touching my toes! I'm happy for you, Jon. - This is great exercise. Why don't you join me? Sounds a bit strange, but, okay. -
7 December 1988
Jon, I have something to tell you. - The refrigerator stopped running so I ate all the food before it spoiked. - Somebody unplugged the refrigerator! I know.
8 December 1988
As a joke, I have tied Jon's shoelaces together. Z - And, as a bonus joke, I have attached this rope to an airliner about to leave for Italy. - WHA! SHOOP! Bring back pizza!
9 December 1988
Garfield? What happened to the cookies I had in this jar? - - That was a stupid question. I'll say.
10 December 1988
Wanna popsicle, Jon? - Ho-hum. - What a boring, dreary existence this is. - GRRRR - BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! - RRRRRRRR - - What a boring, dreary existence this is.
11 December 1988
I have a big date tonight, Garfield. - Do you think I'll make a good impression? - Good, no. Accurate, yes.
12 December 1988
Boy, am I sleepy. - YAWN - I think I saw the sweat sock I lost last week.
13 December 1988
Boy, am I bored...bored, bored, bored, bored. - It's sure a quiet day. - Quiet, quiet, quiet day.
14 December 1988
Ah, yes. There it is. That old Christmas spirit is in the air once again. - What would you like for breakfast, Garfield? A blueberry waffle, please. - AND A CAR, A PONY AND A VILLA IN THE SOUTH OF FRANCE!
15 December 1988
That's right. Stay just like that, Odie. - * Oh, Joooon * - I Get the hint, Garfield. Subtle as it is.
16 December 1988
Look, Odie. We may have a white Christmas after all. - Wait a minute! That looks like feathers! - MY PILLOW! Scrooge.
17 December 1988
wouldn't have anything to do with Christmas coming up, would it? I just ground this coffee with my teeth.
18 December 1988
Well, Garfield, it's that time of year again! Time to wash your socks? - Time to get a Christmas tree! - What's wrong with the one we have?
19 December 1988
I got our Christmas tree. Close the door, will yuh? - SLAM! - I meant AFTER I got the tree in! You should have been more specific.
20 December 1988
Well, there it is, Garfield. - The most beautiful Christmas tree ever... - Once again, the law of gravity rears its ugly head.
21 December 1988
- Z - Only three days 'til Christmas. Go back to bed, Garfield.
22 December 1988
* - ** - Darn thing's defective.
23 December 1988
'TIS THE SEA-SON TO BE JOL-LY * - FA-LA-LA-LA-LAAAH LA-LAH-LAH... - la
24 December 1988
Z - BARK! - Oh yeah, it's Christmas morning. - The morning I have to get up early, be nice to people, skip breakfast... - Urf! I love you, Garfield! I wish it would never end. Merry Christmas! Jim Davis 12.25
25 December 1988
BRINNNG! - DONK - Only 364 more days till Christmas!
26 December 1988
GARFIELD! HEY, GARFIELD! - What's your new year's resolution? - You just woke me from it!
27 December 1988
Garfield, you should start the year out on the right foot. Which one? I have som any. - You should resolve to lose weight. I tried that last year. - I lost my resolve instead.
28 December 1988
I'm going to make a new year's resolution! - This year, I resolve to... - Pay attention to where I point.
29 December 1988
- This year, I resolve to be gentler with Odie! - push
30 December 1988
A new year's resolution. - Eating will no longer be a vice of mine. - Henceforth, it will be a hobby.
31 December 1988