Z OUCH! Your eyebrows needed thinning.
1 December 1988
Don't you just love all this snow, Garfield? You and Odie should be romping about having the time of your lives. Where is he anyway? I'm standing on him.
2 December 1988
HEW, GARFIELD! YOUR MORNING BREATH IS AWFUL. You're telling me. My teeth melted.
3 December 1988
I've got to stop dieting. I gain too much weight. Read yto go out, guys? Ask me again in the spring. Have fun in the snow, boys. SLAM! FOOMP! Odie! Are you okay? ARRRRGH! Wimp.
4 December 1988
Gee, I can't decide whether to have some pie or some cake. Have some pie.
5 December 1988
Jon, there's a lump in the tablecloth. Flatten it out with this french bread. Wait a minute! Where's Odie` Who's Odie?
6 December 1988
Look, Garfield! I'm touching my toes! I'm happy for you, Jon. This is great exercise. Why don't you join me? Sounds a bit strange, but, okay. -
7 December 1988
Jon, I have something to tell you. The refrigerator stopped running so I ate all the food before it spoiked. Somebody unplugged the refrigerator! I know.
8 December 1988
As a joke, I have tied Jon's shoelaces together. Z And, as a bonus joke, I have attached this rope to an airliner about to leave for Italy. WHA! SHOOP! Bring back pizza!
9 December 1988
Garfield? What happened to the cookies I had in this jar? That was a stupid question. I'll say.
10 December 1988
Wanna popsicle, Jon? Ho-hum. What a boring, dreary existence this is. GRRRR BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! RRRRRRRR What a boring, dreary existence this is.
11 December 1988
I have a big date tonight, Garfield. Do you think I'll make a good impression? Good, no. Accurate, yes.
12 December 1988
Boy, am I sleepy. YAWN I think I saw the sweat sock I lost last week.
13 December 1988
Boy, am I bored...bored, bored, bored, bored. It's sure a quiet day. Quiet, quiet, quiet day.
14 December 1988
Ah, yes. There it is. That old Christmas spirit is in the air once again. What would you like for breakfast, Garfield? A blueberry waffle, please. AND A CAR, A PONY AND A VILLA IN THE SOUTH OF FRANCE!
15 December 1988
That's right. Stay just like that, Odie. * Oh, Joooon * I Get the hint, Garfield. Subtle as it is.
16 December 1988
Look, Odie. We may have a white Christmas after all. Wait a minute! That looks like feathers! MY PILLOW! Scrooge.
17 December 1988
Jon, I think it was a mistake to bring Odie. YAWN Why, thank you, Garfield. Odie! You fixed breakfast! How sweet. Thanks, Garfield. It's a bit drafty in here. Uh, thank you, Odie. SCREEEEE By the way, boys, this attentionwouldn't have anything to do with
18 December 1988
Well, Garfield, it's that time of year again! Time to wash your socks? Time to get a Christmas tree! What's wrong with the one we have?
19 December 1988
I got our Christmas tree. Close the door, will yuh? SLAM! I meant AFTER I got the tree in! You should have been more specific.
20 December 1988
Well, there it is, Garfield. The most beautiful Christmas tree ever... Once again, the law of gravity rears its ugly head.
21 December 1988
Z Only three days 'til Christmas. Go back to bed, Garfield.
22 December 1988
* ** Darn thing's defective.
23 December 1988
'TIS THE SEA-SON TO BE JOL-LY * FA-LA-LA-LA-LAAAH LA-LAH-LAH... la
24 December 1988
Z BARK! Oh yeah, it's Christmas morning. The morning I have to get up early, be nice to people, skip breakfast... Urf! I love you, Garfield! I wish it would never end. Merry Christmas! Jim Davis 12.25
25 December 1988
BRINNNG! DONK Only 364 more days till Christmas!
26 December 1988
GARFIELD! HEY, GARFIELD! What's your new year's resolution? You just woke me from it!
27 December 1988
Garfield, you should start the year out on the right foot. Which one? I have som any. You should resolve to lose weight. I tried that last year. I lost my resolve instead.
28 December 1988
I'm going to make a new year's resolution! This year, I resolve to... Pay attention to where I point.
29 December 1988
This year, I resolve to be gentler with Odie! push
30 December 1988
A new year's resolution. Eating will no longer be a vice of mine. Henceforth, it will be a hobby.
31 December 1988