Garfield, you're not still mad at me for serving you that rubber pizza last night are you? Nah. - And you're not planning some sinister revenge, are you` I'm bigger than that. - Maybe I'm just paranoid.
1 February 1988
Look, Garfield! This is my first serious attempt at making gourmet food. "first humorous" attempt is more like it. - I call it "chicken surprise". Somehow, I'm not surprised. - Fresh from the oven. I know. I heard the microwave laughing.
2 February 1988
Forget it, Garfield. I'm planning to enjoy this ALONE. - GULP! - Now, you're alone.
3 February 1988
Come oin, scale. Can't you see I'm waiting for your verdict? - I don't know if I have the heart to tell you this... - You have a heart? You have a face?
4 February 1988
Get off! I can't breathe! - Notify my next of kin! - I WANT it to die. If I had eyes my life would be passing before them!
5 February 1988
Sit up, Odie. Sit up, boy! - COME ON! SIT UP! Good luck, Jon. - It took Odie three years to learn to breathe.
6 February 1988
Sigh. - Nobody loves me. I'm just old and fat. - Look mommy! A little kitty. She said, "little"! - Here, little kitty kitty kitty. Bless you, child! - Well, I wouldn't exactly say "little," dear. What would you say, mommy? - Hmm, how about
7 February 1988
I hate february. - But february starts out irritating, becomes boring and ends up depressing. - February is the "monday" of months.
8 February 1988
I think I'll write a book! A book about a handsome, debonair cat who saved the world from alien invaders, ended war and solved world hunger. - Nah. - There are already too many autobiographies out there.
9 February 1988
The most important part of writing a book is picking a good title. I think I'll call mine "Nights Of Indiscretion". - No, no. A writer must write something he knows about. - That's it! I'll call it "Nights Of Indigestion".
10 February 1988
THAT'S IT! - I have just come up with a cure for writer's cramp! - Writer's block.
11 February 1988
Most kids love snow. - Most kids love building forts and throwing snaowballs. - Mine are out for world domination.
12 February 1988
If Oj'n not going to let us in, I say we break the door in! - TAP - It's tough building up a full head of steam in deep snow.
13 February 1988
Yes, Odie, I'd say that hook is fairly important. - Z - Z - POOF - CHOOM! - - ZOOM! - I thought you were asleep! I was, my STOMACH wasn't.
14 February 1988
Garfield, you just had your morning nap. What are you doing back in bed? Taking your advice. - You said, "never put off until tomorrow what you can do today". - This is tomorrow morning's nap.
15 February 1988
- - Okay, I give. I was measuring the refrigerator for a pet door.
16 February 1988
It's fun finding familiar shapes in clouds. - That one looks like Odie, same ears, same stupid expression... - The same slobber.
17 February 1988
- So, what's your problem, guys? - We demand separate closets!
18 February 1988
Here I am again, pondering my existence. - ...my relationship with the universe. - ...my having eaten too much to move.
19 February 1988
I wish there were a sign to make you realize how fat you are, Garfield. - RUMBLE RUMBLE - And what does THAT tell you? That I shall be having my meals on the floor from now on.
20 February 1988
That's the last time I let you steer, Odie. - - Whee! I love snow. Yeah! As long as the neighbor kids don't spot us. - SPLUT! SPLUT! - - Hey, cat! Give us the kitten and we'll let you live. - NOT A CHANCE, YOU TURKEYS! IT'S ALL FOR ONE AND
21 February 1988
- CLICK! - What is it, Garfield?! Is there a thief? Is the house on fire?! Worse! The light in the refrigerator is out!
22 February 1988
pant pant Odie drips so much maybe I should call a plumber! - - That's a figur eof speech, Garfield.
23 February 1988
drip drip drip drip drip drip drip - SQUEAK -
24 February 1988
Garfield, I hope you're not thinking of climbing my curtains. - I wouldn't dream of climbing your stupid curtains, Jon. - But, to be the first cat ever to lead an expedition up the southwest face of Mt. Everest, that's another matter!
25 February 1988
Climber's log: 12,000 feet up Mt. Everest and the going is slow. - At this altitude oxygen is scarce. The experienced climber knows he must rest often. - Z Now I've seen everything.
26 February 1988
- That's my pie, Garfield, so HANDS OFF! - PLOOT nnngh!
27 February 1988
You squished my banana. - I have a blind date, tonight, what should I wear? - Maybe I'll go with the rustic look... - Or suave and sophisticated. - Or she might go for the athletic type. - DING! DONG! That's her! How do I look? Perfect. - I'm
28 February 1988
You know, Garfield, maybe we should skip dessert tonight. - SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP - JON! SPEAK TO ME! YOU'RE DELIRIOUS, MAN! Thanks, I needed that.
29 February 1988