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Garfield

It says here, owners and their pets often look alike. - - I think I'll go shave. I think I'll go have plastic surgery done.

1 March 1988
 


 
Garfield

Cats evoke many emotions in people...love, pleasure, wonder... - - and guilt.

2 March 1988
 


 
Garfield

You know, before we start our meal, it might be nice to bow our heads and give thanks. - Good idea. - THANKS! PLOP You're missing the point, Garfield.

3 March 1988
 


 
Garfield

Garfield, you're a disgrace to your species. - Actually, I'm rather unique. - I'm one of the few mammals who can breathe under food.

4 March 1988
 


 
Garfield

Have some water, little fella. - Now, I'll let you drain for a bit. - I knoew this would happen if Jon didn't clean the garbage disposal.

5 March 1988
 


 
Garfield

YOU HORT?! Never in a million years. - ARRRRGH! You're driving me crazy! Darn...you guessed.

6 March 1988
 


 
Garfield

I hate mondays. Me, too. - Why are YOU looking depressed? YOU don't work. - Sympathy pains.

7 March 1988
 


 
Garfield

- They say, "You are what you eat". - MOOOO

8 March 1988
 


 
Garfield

Garfield, wake up. - Do you know I can't remember the last time I heard you say "Meow"? - We'll talk about this in the morning. Jon doesn't have enough to occupy his mind.

9 March 1988
 


 
Garfield

MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH - MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH - May I get you a snorkel? Are you trying to tell me something?

10 March 1988
 


 
Garfield

Welcome to "Whistling For Dollars"! - The world's most stupid and boring game show. - Looks like the "truth in advertising" people struck again.

11 March 1988
 


 
Garfield

AHA! - Let's see you get out of this one gracefully. -

12 March 1988
 


 
Garfield

one? - Thank you for your opinions, Nermal. Anytime. - Anyone-Abu Dhabi

13 March 1988
 


 
Garfield

Garfield, if a burglar broke into the house, would you risk your life to save me? - Excuse me. - HA! HA! HA! HA ha! ha! ha! Let me rephrase that.

14 March 1988
 


 
Garfield

Irma, is this tea or coffee? What does it taste like? - It tastes like turpentine. - Oh, that's our coffee. Our tea tastes like transmission fluid.

15 March 1988
 


 
Garfield

A philosopher once said, !I think; therefore I am". - - Poor Odie, he isn't aware that he doesn't even exist.

16 March 1988
 


 
Garfield

It says here, an active fantasy can improve your personality. - I HAVE an active fantasy life. - When I'm eating, I fantasize about sleep. When I sleep, I fantasize about eating.

17 March 1988
 


 
Garfield

Garfield, have you ever imagined yourself as really young again? Interesting. - Years of experience yet to be lived. Years of fun yet to be had. - Years of sleep yet to be slept.

18 March 1988
 


 
Garfield

munch munch munch - BURP - My compliments to the chief.

19 March 1988
 


 
Garfield

on me! - HIT IT, CHARLEY! - poof!

20 March 1988
 


 
Garfield

Good morning, Garfield. I fixed you eggs, bacon, cinnamon rolls and hot coffee. Let me at 'em! - WOAH! - Rats. Nice try, Jon, You almost got me up on a monday that time.

21 March 1988
 


 
Garfield

You have nothing to worry about, Mr. Arbuckle. - Licking the beaters on a cake mixer can't possibly harm your cat. - But, let's say that mixer was running at the time...

22 March 1988
 


 
Garfield

KICK - Why, Odie! Whatever gave you an idea like that? - THIS is a kick! POMP!

23 March 1988
 


 
Garfield

Garfield, if you're going to act like a piece of furniture, I'm going to treat you like a piece of furniture. - Idle threats can't move me. - Ha ha ha. Very funny, Jon.

24 March 1988
 


 
Garfield

Garfield, let's just stay in today and lounge around. - Okaaaay. - I feel sorta silly, but I'll give it a shot.

25 March 1988
 


 
Garfield

- - GARFIELD! Perfect timing.

26 March 1988
 


 
Garfield

"Roller Skate Hood Ornament".

27 March 1988
 


 
Garfield

You gotta take me to the vet, Jon. - I'm having trouble sleeping, It seems like I just get into bed... - And then, BOOM! Twelve or thirteen hours later I'm wide awake!

28 March 1988
 


 
Garfield

COUGH! WHEEZE! - This may be my last hour. Let me spend it in the comfort of my home! - Remembe rthe vet appointment, huh? I may never see these four walls again!

29 March 1988
 


 
Garfield

When I can't sleep, it seems like every sound in the house is magnified. - THUD THUD THUD THUD THUD - Must you?!

30 March 1988
 


 
Garfield

Maybe a good book will help me sleep. - A good, BIG book. - whap whap whap Sleep! Sleep! Sleep!

31 March 1988
 




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