It's another "hurts to move" morning. Hello, what's this? A shoe, a single shoe. Why is it you find only one shoe in the trash? One shoe on a sidewalk? One shoe in the street? Why don't people pitch shoes in Paris?! KNOCK KNOCKKNOCK We'll just f
1 May 1988
Good morning, Garfield. How did you sleep? Like this. Z I see.
2 May 1988
SPLOT I keep forgetting...it's wake up first, THEN eat.
3 May 1988
Why don't you go outside, Garfield? The fresh air will do you good. Maybe Jon's right. Z
4 May 1988
Garfield, I don't understand. Cats are supposed to be sleek and vital. What happened to you? My great-uncle Ralph was a wart hog.
5 May 1988
ROWF! ROWF! ROWF! Uh-oh! SCREEEEE Miss me?
6 May 1988
Relentless in his pursuit of food, the shark scours the ocean floor. Above him he spies the shadowy silhouette of a life raft with a lone survivor! -
7 May 1988
Z Z Odie looks like he's dreaming about chasing something. Z Let's see if he catches it. Z ZIP! CRASH! Yup. He caught the heat register. Z
8 May 1988
The neighbors asked me to baby-sit for their fern. There instructions shouldn't be too difficult. "Step one: watering, see section 26, paragraph 12". Skip the step that says, "cats eat fern".
9 May 1988
See you later, Garfield. I have to pick up spring water and fertilizer. Boy, is Jon spoiling that fern. I require only the simple things in life, like a long nap in a warm sunbeam. This has got to stop.
10 May 1988
ARRRRGH! Burp. You ate the neighbor's prize fern! What an I going to do now?! I understand they're doing some splendid things with plastic these days.
11 May 1988
Not again? Garfield? Are you eating in here? CLICK Nobody here but us refrigerator magnets.
12 May 1988
That's it! Gimme that remote control, Garfield. click click click GULP GARFIELD! click click Life just isn't fair, is it, Jon?
13 May 1988
I can see today is going to be a real yawn a minute.
14 May 1988
Even the Caped Avenger requires special effects. Z click! That's it! I'm tired of living with you bozos! I'm moving out an taking my stuff with me. How's apartment life, Garfield? With the exception of one nosy neighbor, not bad.
15 May 1988
Wake up, Garfield, Today is the first day of the rest of you life. Wake up, Garfield, Today is the first MEAL of the rest of your life. I can't resist a nicely turned phrase.
16 May 1988
How do you want your eggs this morning, boys, too salty or too greasy? I'm tired of the same choice. Could you burn them? I'll try. You're a peach, Irma!
17 May 1988
Garfield, would you know what happened to my loaf of garlic bread? Why ask me? droop Rat fink daisies!
18 May 1988
May I have this cupcake, PLEASE? Very well, you may have it. What's the problem, Garfield? I don't know if I want only a one "please" cupcake.
19 May 1988
Give me your honest opinion, Garfield. Do you think this outfit clashes? No. It's waging all-out war.
20 May 1988
One thing I like about lethargy... You don't have to work at it.
21 May 1988
I hate it when I don't tan all over. chink! whizzzzzzz ZIP! CHOMP Sigh.
22 May 1988
Good morning, boys and girls! Good morning, Uncle Roy! I love you just the way you are! I love you too, uncle Roy! Of course, you could stand to lose a little weight... CLICK I wonder what Binky The Clown is up to?
23 May 1988
Good morning, boys and girls! I love you just the way you are! I love you too, Uncle Roy. Golly. I feel good today! And do you know why? Why? Because I have so many wonderful friends like you! Translation: Uncle Roy's ratings are up.
24 May 1988
Why, here comes Mr. Blue Jeans, the mailman. Morning, Mr. Blue Jeans. Any mail for me? You, Uncle Roy, here's a black tax notice and a copy of Leather and Bike Magazine. And here's a letter from you ex-wife's lawyer... This is a side ofUncle Roy I haven't
25 May 1988
Let's take a walk in my neighborhood, boys and girls. Would you like that? Sure, Uncle Roy. Here we are outside my hou... HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! HELP! BLINKY THE CLOWN'S STEALING MY HUBCAPS! It must be ratings week.
26 May 1988
Hi, boys and girls! I love you just the way you are! I love you too, Uncle Roy! I'm in this cast today thanks to Binky The Clown who mugged me yesterday. But that's okay, because I love him just the way he is... BEHIND BARS! Uncle Roy'sonly human, I guess
27 May 1988
Do you know how to spot a lazy person? A truly lazy person never finishes any... Z
28 May 1988
Do you think the wizard will give me a brain? You didn't tell me you had family here, Odie. Hey, Odie. Is that your tongue or did you swallow a pair of Long Johns? By the way, I heard your fleas died of food poisoning. Oh, yes, Igorcalled. He said your br
29 May 1988
Here you go, Garfield. That's milk. It'll make your coat nice and shiny. I think I'll opt to molt. All cats love milk! When I was young I was frightened by an udder.
30 May 1988
Back, fleas! Look! A flea collar! POW! PING Some fool sold them guns! Nice shot, Ralph!
31 May 1988