You know, Garfield, I've often wondered... - Which are smarter? Cats? Or dogs? - Speaking of dogs, where's Odie? He's fishing off the back of you rowing machine.
1 June 1988
I hate playing hide-and-seek with Odie. I've been in this basket for an hour. - Maybe I shouldn't have found such a good hiding place. - Or maybe I shouldn't have made Odie count to three.
2 June 1988
Hello? What's this? - clickety clickety clickey - Sensing an error in judgement, our hero slowly backs away...
3 June 1988
- OUCH! - You wouldn't happen to know how this hole got in here would you? Rare oven mitt-eating moths, I suspect.
4 June 1988
This is Odie-wan-Kanobe. He has the force to help us. He hides it well. - - EEEK! - HELP! HWLP! HELP! - - Garfield, you sissy. I can't believe you're afraid of a little spider. - I need your book. - FWAP - Thank you very much. - EEEK!
5 June 1988
Goody! Here comes the mailman for his daily chomp. - Wait! He's stopping. - NO FAIR!
6 June 1988
- ARF! ARF! arf! arf! arf! - Thank you, Mr. Stealth!
7 June 1988
YOU ARE LAZY! - Don't you have any goals in life? Yes, to eat an ostrich. - Don't you wanna climb that mountain and yell, "I made it"? Ambition gives me a nosebleed.
8 June 1988
You never move from that spot. Ah. But I've considered it. - You're not even a cat. - YOU'RE A SLUG WITH HAIR! Sure, kick me when I'm down!
9 June 1988
Jon called me a slug with hair. Well, I'm not taking it lying down! - - All right, I'll take it lying down. But, I won't like it.
10 June 1988
From now on you're earning your keep around here. Here's a list of chores. Gee, thanks! - Only moments ago I was a lazy worthless burden of society. - Now I'm a procrastinator.
11 June 1988
Well, who had the keys last, deputy? - - Uh, Jon, you know how curious cats are, don't you? - Well, I sorta found you car keys on the chest and Odie and I...uh, well... - What are you trying to tell me, Garfield? - VRMM - CRASH - Never mind.
12 June 1988
Yawn - SHUFFLE SCRAPE SCRAPE SHUFFLE I was afraid of this. - My birthday is creeping up on me.
13 June 1988
Garfield, I know you're depressed about your upcoming birthday... - But, remember you're only as old as you feel. - Let's see...how old are you going to be? About 12 million years old, give or take a millenium.
14 June 1988
In a few years I'll be ten years old. Just what IS ten? - - Ten is two hands and two toes.
15 June 1988
Why am I afraid of turning ten? - Why am I afraid to admit that I'm aging? - And why are turkey buzzards circling my bed?
16 June 1988
Garfield, you'll soon be ten years old. - And people handlse aging differently. - Have you considered acting gracefully?
17 June 1988
I refuse to get any older without a fight! Do you hear that?! - You'll have to drag me kicking and screaming into my next year. - After the birthday cake and presents, of course.
18 June 1988
If you brought me presents you may stay. - Hey, Garfield, I just ran across the old family album. Ho boy. - Our only thought is to entertain you. Feed me. Show me a good mouser, and I'll show you a cat with bad breath. We're inseparable,
19 June 1988
Ten?! Why you don't look ten! - You look... - You look like you're trying to convince yourself that you don't look ten.
20 June 1988
Starting today, I think younger! - CRACK SNAP POP POP POP CRACK SNAP POP - That goes for you too, bonies.
21 June 1988
Guess what we're going to do today? - Here's a hintr. I start by hitting something with a club. - We're going to play golf! Thank goodness. I thought he was getting desperate for a date.
22 June 1988
This is a pretty tricky putt, Garfield. - Which way do you think it will break? Hmmm - I'd say, right.
23 June 1988
- I've heard of tough golf courses... - But quicksand traps?
24 June 1988
GARFIELD! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! SLUUUCK! - I', slucking the cheese off your lasagna. SLUUUCK! - You're slucking the cheese of my lasagna. Nothing escapes this man.
25 June 1988
Do you expect me to be seen in public with you dressed like that? - CLICK - Why do I stay up and watch those old horror movies? - What if there's a monster under my bed? - That's silly. A monster couldn't fit under there. - Unless of course,
26 June 1988
One thing you can say about Odie... - He'll never have a mental breakdown. - No moving parts.
27 June 1988
Aha! Girl scouts and their cookies approach! - Halt! I see broken branches and cat tracks. There's a cat ambush up ahead! - Rats! A girl scout scout.
28 June 1988
Look, mommy. - Psst psst psst No, Johnny, it isn't! - It doesn't have a trunk. Diet time.
29 June 1988
- What's the matter, Garfield? Lost your appetite? Sort of... - it took another look at dinner and went into hiding.
30 June 1988