Garfield, no tricks, just honesty, I'm taking you to the vet for a checkup. - You're right, Jon. Honesty is important in a relationship. - SPLUT! NO, YOU'RE NOT.
1 July 1988
Doc, is Garfield's heart okay? Yes. Are his eyes okay? Yes. - Are his teeth okay? Yes. Are his ears okay? Yes. - Will you go out with me tonight? no. hope springs eternal.
2 July 1988
That's not a lasagna, mate, THIS is a lasagna! - Z - Whoa, Simba! Z - Why, it's an ancient ruin of a human being. - WHUMP! Let's unearth this relic, Sibma. - This must be a hand which is used to prepare food. - And these must be feet that
3 July 1988
YAWN - CHONK - Hellooooo, monday.
4 July 1988
How in the world am I gonna get out of this? - Maybe if I just closed my mouth... -
5 July 1988
I relly don't think this is exactly the way to get me down, Odie. - Why don't you try something else? -
6 July 1988
- Congratulations, Odie! You did something right for a change! - TOING!!
7 July 1988
Well, Odie, you almost broke any bone in my body, but you did get me down from the tree. - Someday I hope to do the same for you. - But not today.
8 July 1988
Oh sure, this may look comfortable. - But it has its risks. - Lip splinters are no laughing matters.
9 July 1988
HEE HA HA HA HEE HEE HA HA HA HEE HA - And now let's play "The Brain Game". - Here's our quiz question. Be the first person to call with the correct answer and win a new house! Right, I'll just pick up the phone and tall you the answer. - If
10 July 1988
Garfield starts a new diet today. - This also marks the first day of... - Cheating.
11 July 1988
Yawn - UNNGH! - Diet time, Garfield. Shut up and get me a shoehorn.
12 July 1988
Not another carrot! I know it's diet week, but anything would taste better than this! - Oh, well. MUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH - Burp...not bad.
13 July 1988
That was a great little nap. scratch scratch - Oh, what the heck? - They're small. I'll take two.
14 July 1988
- WHAM! - Garfield! Dinner! I'd love to, but my lips are stuck in the mail slot.
15 July 1988
Tennis is one of my favorite sports. Do you have a favorite sport, Garfield? - - Natch.
16 July 1988
- Now for a nice evening of television. - BLIP! Rats! We must've blown a fuse! - Garfield, use your cat instincts to guide me to the basement. - OUCH!..HEY! Where are you leading me? - I think we're in the basement. Never mind. We'll sleep
17 July 1988
Bathrooms are fun. - Here's a new one. - VIP! YIP! YIP! The mummy lives.
18 July 1988
- - GARFIELD!
19 July 1988
CREEEEEEEK - Th emummy awakens from a sleep of 3000 years. - And sets his snooze alarm for another century.
20 July 1988
Boy, am I starved. - I wonder what mummies eat? - *
21 July 1988
I remember breakfast back home. - Lying in bed. The smell of bacon on the griddle... - The sound of mom giggling as she made patterns in the potato pancakes with my baby shoes. She's a disturbed woman.
22 July 1988
On your mark... - Get set... - PLOP Z
23 July 1988
I, Garfield, Prince of Chraming, hve just awakened you with a kiss. It wasn't the kiss. It was the smell of sardines and pumpernickel on your breath. - - hee hee hee - YAAAH! - - - EEEEK!!! - That would have been funnier had his brain not
24 July 1988
RIIINNNGGG! - Better hit the ol' snooze alarm. RIIINNG! - SNNOORE
25 July 1988
I wish Jon would get off my back. - He says I'm not pulling my weight around here. - boing! picky, picky, picky.
26 July 1988
Garfield, you're tha laziest cat I know. You never met my grandfather. - He was too lazy to get up to eat. - He'd lie on the floor and throw his dentures at the refrigerator.
27 July 1988
I'm not appreciated out here. - AAAYIEEEE!!! - I spend all morning greasing his shoes and not even a thank you.
28 July 1988
Do you know how to tell the difference between a raisin cookie and a chocolate chip cookie? - POOEY! - Neither do I.
29 July 1988
You fell off the curtains. So much for mountain climbing. - I thought cats are supposed to land on their feet. So much for myth. - CATS DON'T LAND ON THEIR FEET! So much for mystique.
30 July 1988
One for me and all for me. Does that sound right to ypu?! - bat bat bat - bat bat bat - ZIP FWAP FWAP FWAP - That's a familiar sound. - We've gotta put a stop to this, Garfield. - * - There, this venetian blind should do the trick. - ZIP
31 July 1988