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Garfield

Garfield, no tricks, just honesty, I'm taking you to the vet for a checkup. - You're right, Jon. Honesty is important in a relationship. - SPLUT! NO, YOU'RE NOT.

1 July 1988
 


 
Garfield

Doc, is Garfield's heart okay? Yes. Are his eyes okay? Yes. - Are his teeth okay? Yes. Are his ears okay? Yes. - Will you go out with me tonight? no. hope springs eternal.

2 July 1988
 


 
Garfield

carried it to thr kitchen. - All right! I'll fix breakfast! The pickax won't be necessary, Simba.

3 July 1988
 


 
Garfield

YAWN - CHONK - Hellooooo, monday.

4 July 1988
 


 
Garfield

How in the world am I gonna get out of this? - Maybe if I just closed my mouth... -

5 July 1988
 


 
Garfield

I relly don't think this is exactly the way to get me down, Odie. - Why don't you try something else? -

6 July 1988
 


 
Garfield

- Congratulations, Odie! You did something right for a change! - TOING!!

7 July 1988
 


 
Garfield

Well, Odie, you almost broke any bone in my body, but you did get me down from the tree. - Someday I hope to do the same for you. - But not today.

8 July 1988
 


 
Garfield

Oh sure, this may look comfortable. - But it has its risks. - Lip splinters are no laughing matters.

9 July 1988
 


 
Garfield

IT! - Just give us your name and address, and we'll get right on you. - Uh, and how do you spell your name, Mr. Aaarrrggh?

10 July 1988
 


 
Garfield

Garfield starts a new diet today. - This also marks the first day of... - Cheating.

11 July 1988
 


 
Garfield

Yawn - UNNGH! - Diet time, Garfield. Shut up and get me a shoehorn.

12 July 1988
 


 
Garfield

Not another carrot! I know it's diet week, but anything would taste better than this! - Oh, well. MUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH - Burp...not bad.

13 July 1988
 


 
Garfield

That was a great little nap. scratch scratch - Oh, what the heck? - They're small. I'll take two.

14 July 1988
 


 
Garfield

- WHAM! - Garfield! Dinner! I'd love to, but my lips are stuck in the mail slot.

15 July 1988
 


 
Garfield

Tennis is one of my favorite sports. Do you have a favorite sport, Garfield? - - Natch.

16 July 1988
 


 
Garfield

right here till it gets light. - Well, Mr. Scout, what do we do now? I hate it when he wakes up cranky.

17 July 1988
 


 
Garfield

Bathrooms are fun. - Here's a new one. - VIP! YIP! YIP! The mummy lives.

18 July 1988
 


 
Garfield

- - GARFIELD!

19 July 1988
 


 
Garfield

CREEEEEEEK - Th emummy awakens from a sleep of 3000 years. - And sets his snooze alarm for another century.

20 July 1988
 


 
Garfield

Boy, am I starved. - I wonder what mummies eat? - *

21 July 1988
 


 
Garfield

I remember breakfast back home. - Lying in bed. The smell of bacon on the griddle... - The sound of mom giggling as she made patterns in the potato pancakes with my baby shoes. She's a disturbed woman.

22 July 1988
 


 
Garfield

On your mark... - Get set... - PLOP Z

23 July 1988
 


 
Garfield

been in another time zone.

24 July 1988
 


 
Garfield

RIIINNNGGG! - Better hit the ol' snooze alarm. RIIINNG! - SNNOORE

25 July 1988
 


 
Garfield

I wish Jon would get off my back. - He says I'm not pulling my weight around here. - boing! picky, picky, picky.

26 July 1988
 


 
Garfield

Garfield, you're tha laziest cat I know. You never met my grandfather. - He was too lazy to get up to eat. - He'd lie on the floor and throw his dentures at the refrigerator.

27 July 1988
 


 
Garfield

I'm not appreciated out here. - AAAYIEEEE!!! - I spend all morning greasing his shoes and not even a thank you.

28 July 1988
 


 
Garfield

Do you know how to tell the difference between a raisin cookie and a chocolate chip cookie? - POOEY! - Neither do I.

29 July 1988
 


 
Garfield

You fell off the curtains. So much for mountain climbing. - I thought cats are supposed to land on their feet. So much for myth. - CATS DON'T LAND ON THEIR FEET! So much for mystique.

30 July 1988
 


 
Garfield

CHU-CHUNG - -

31 July 1988
 




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