Garfield, no tricks, just honesty, I'm taking you to the vet for a checkup. You're right, Jon. Honesty is important in a relationship. SPLUT! NO, YOU'RE NOT.
1 July 1988
Doc, is Garfield's heart okay? Yes. Are his eyes okay? Yes. Are his teeth okay? Yes. Are his ears okay? Yes. Will you go out with me tonight? no. hope springs eternal.
2 July 1988
That's not a lasagna, mate, THIS is a lasagna! Z Whoa, Simba! Z Why, it's an ancient ruin of a human being. WHUMP! Let's unearth this relic, Sibma. This must be a hand which is used to prepare food. And these must be feet thatcarried it to thr kitchen. Al
3 July 1988
YAWN CHONK Hellooooo, monday.
4 July 1988
How in the world am I gonna get out of this? Maybe if I just closed my mouth... -
5 July 1988
I relly don't think this is exactly the way to get me down, Odie. Why don't you try something else? -
6 July 1988
Congratulations, Odie! You did something right for a change! TOING!!
7 July 1988
Well, Odie, you almost broke any bone in my body, but you did get me down from the tree. Someday I hope to do the same for you. But not today.
8 July 1988
Oh sure, this may look comfortable. But it has its risks. Lip splinters are no laughing matters.
9 July 1988
HEE HA HA HA HEE HEE HA HA HA HEE HA And now let's play "The Brain Game". Here's our quiz question. Be the first person to call with the correct answer and win a new house! Right, I'll just pick up the phone and tall you the answer. Ifyou were a
10 July 1988
Garfield starts a new diet today. This also marks the first day of... Cheating.
11 July 1988
Yawn UNNGH! Diet time, Garfield. Shut up and get me a shoehorn.
12 July 1988
Not another carrot! I know it's diet week, but anything would taste better than this! Oh, well. MUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH Burp...not bad.
13 July 1988
That was a great little nap. scratch scratch Oh, what the heck? They're small. I'll take two.
14 July 1988
WHAM! Garfield! Dinner! I'd love to, but my lips are stuck in the mail slot.
15 July 1988
Tennis is one of my favorite sports. Do you have a favorite sport, Garfield? Natch.
16 July 1988
Now for a nice evening of television. BLIP! Rats! We must've blown a fuse! Garfield, use your cat instincts to guide me to the basement. OUCH!..HEY! Where are you leading me? I think we're in the basement. Never mind. We'll sleepright here till it gets l
17 July 1988
Bathrooms are fun. Here's a new one. VIP! YIP! YIP! The mummy lives.
18 July 1988
19 July 1988
CREEEEEEEK Th emummy awakens from a sleep of 3000 years. And sets his snooze alarm for another century.
20 July 1988
Boy, am I starved. I wonder what mummies eat? *
21 July 1988
I remember breakfast back home. Lying in bed. The smell of bacon on the griddle... The sound of mom giggling as she made patterns in the potato pancakes with my baby shoes. She's a disturbed woman.
22 July 1988
On your mark... Get set... PLOP Z
23 July 1988
I, Garfield, Prince of Chraming, hve just awakened you with a kiss. It wasn't the kiss. It was the smell of sardines and pumpernickel on your breath. hee hee hee YAAAH! EEEEK!!! That would have been funnier had his brain notbeen in another time zone.
24 July 1988
RIIINNNGGG! Better hit the ol' snooze alarm. RIIINNG! SNNOORE
25 July 1988
I wish Jon would get off my back. He says I'm not pulling my weight around here. boing! picky, picky, picky.
26 July 1988
Garfield, you're tha laziest cat I know. You never met my grandfather. He was too lazy to get up to eat. He'd lie on the floor and throw his dentures at the refrigerator.
27 July 1988
I'm not appreciated out here. AAAYIEEEE!!! I spend all morning greasing his shoes and not even a thank you.
28 July 1988
Do you know how to tell the difference between a raisin cookie and a chocolate chip cookie? POOEY! Neither do I.
29 July 1988
You fell off the curtains. So much for mountain climbing. I thought cats are supposed to land on their feet. So much for myth. CATS DON'T LAND ON THEIR FEET! So much for mystique.
30 July 1988
One for me and all for me. Does that sound right to ypu?! bat bat bat bat bat bat ZIP FWAP FWAP FWAP That's a familiar sound. We've gotta put a stop to this, Garfield. * There, this venetian blind should do the trick. ZIPCHU-CHUNG -
31 July 1988