Dear Mom, How are you? everything's the same here... We need more fuit. I'm sorry to say.
1 August 1988
There are many ways to deal with depression. Some people buy a new hat. In order to depress others.
2 August 1988
Morning, Garfield. Have a good sleep? It was a decent sleep, even a better-than-average sleep. A sleep, perhaps, thet the uninitiated might think a first-rate sleep, but not a sleep that we conoisseurs would consider... I'm sorry I asked!
3 August 1988
So, what'll it be? Door number one? Door number two, or door number three? How about channel number four? CLICK
4 August 1988
drip drip drip drip CLICK CLICK drip drip drip drip
5 August 1988
We'll be back right soon so please don't touch that dial. HEY! HEY! HEY! HEY! HEY! I SAAAAID, "DON'T TOUCH THAT DIAL"! Talk about ratings through intimidation.
6 August 1988
This is great, Jon. What are you going to have? * Hey, Garfield. Did you know muscles earn you respect? Did you know chicks go crazy over guys with big muscles? Did you know you can flex fat?
7 August 1988
Garfield, all you're good for is lying around and collecting dust. You got it. I don't suppose you'd like to exercise with me? You got it again. Well, taht's fine with me! Thank you.
8 August 1988
This is it, little buddy. Today I start weight training and take my first step toward hunkhood! UNNNNGH! HYAH! My hero.
9 August 1988
You know, Garfield, exercise really pays. Not enough. Know what I got from lifting weights? A hernia? Rippling biceps! That reminds me. How about spaghetti for dinner?
10 August 1988
UNNNGH! BWOIK! Very funny!
11 August 1988
Weight lifing has really helped me, Garfield! Just look at that muscle! Oooo, let me feel! You killed it! The poor thing was sick.
12 August 1988
You're looking trim these days, Mr. Arbuckle. What's your secret? Diet? Exercise? Garfield started sleeping on my stomach. That should do it. Why don't you guys get off my case?
13 August 1988
Tell you what, Garfield, If I give you one of my hamburgers, will you stop staring at me? Agreed! -
14 August 1988
YAWN * Morning, Garfield, ** * You coffee's on the table *
15 August 1988
Garfield, your snoring kept me up half the night. You didn't stop until six A.M. I know. That's when I inhaled my blanket.
16 August 1988
SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAK I guess I'd better get my shoes off. SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAK I guess I'd better wash my socks. Oh, yuk!
17 August 1988
I must have been hungry last night, Jon. I dreamt I was eating flowers, millions of 'em. What are you trying to say, Garfield? You're missing some wallpaper.
18 August 1988
KLUNK KLUNK KLONK Sigh. It's tough to fluff a bed-box.
19 August 1988
Starting today, I'm going to work on being more peasant. BOOT! Have a nice day!
20 August 1988
GARFIELD! Who else? Hmmm You are about to witness my finest hour. Garfield, you are a genius. Ah, customers! Oh, Brett! This is perfect! I love it! You're right, Mona. A little paint and some wallpaper and we'll more right in. Alittle wha?! WHA...? It's a
21 August 1988
If I ruled the world, do you know what I would do? I know what I would do. I would make all people live in harmony. I would eat lasagna till it came out my nose. And I would make cats stop being so self-serving. And dogs would beoutlawed!
22 August 1988
Here comes the scariest part of the movie. I CAN'T LOOK! TELL ME WHEN IT'S OVER! Was it scary? Not bad.
23 August 1988
Here's a picture of me back on the farm. Things were really tough then. Here's dad trying to milk a pig. That explains a lot.
24 August 1988
Here's a picture of my brother and me. Boy we were pretty wild. An night we'd sneak out of our room... Then we'd fill our shoes with chicken feed and run through the henhouse! Two real fugitives from justice.
25 August 1988
This is ridiculous. You're so finicky. There, all the ends are tied together. One-slurp spaghetti.
26 August 1988
George! That cat is at the window again! Don't worry, Martha. He can't get in here. What's that noise?! skreeeeee Sounds like a glass cutter! Call the police!
27 August 1988
Not to fear, friar Odie. I've done this a hundred times, so I'm bound to get it right sooner or later. Z Z BRINNNNG! Come here, you little...and I'll rip your hands off. BRINNG! I assume there's an explanation. Careful, Jon!They travel in pairs.
28 August 1988
Do we have any potato chips left, Garfield? I'll check. Nope.
29 August 1988
Good morning, Garfield. A rookie! I've heard a lot about you. I'm famous! They say you're vicious! Let me autograph your leg.
30 August 1988
ARR ARR ARR ARR ARR ARR ARR Dogs are stupid. SLAP SLAP SLAP With bad breath. SNAP Bu, I love'em anyway.
31 August 1988