Dear Mom, How are you? - everything's the same here... - We need more fuit. I'm sorry to say.
1 August 1988
There are many ways to deal with depression. - Some people buy a new hat. - In order to depress others.
2 August 1988
Morning, Garfield. Have a good sleep? - It was a decent sleep, even a better-than-average sleep. - A sleep, perhaps, thet the uninitiated might think a first-rate sleep, but not a sleep that we conoisseurs would consider... I'm sorry I asked!
3 August 1988
So, what'll it be? Door number one? - Door number two, or door number three? - How about channel number four? CLICK
4 August 1988
drip drip drip drip - CLICK - CLICK drip drip drip drip
5 August 1988
We'll be back right soon so please don't touch that dial. - HEY! HEY! HEY! HEY! HEY! - I SAAAAID, "DON'T TOUCH THAT DIAL"! Talk about ratings through intimidation.
6 August 1988
This is great, Jon. What are you going to have? - * - Hey, Garfield. - Did you know muscles earn you respect? - Did you know chicks go crazy over guys with big muscles? - - - Did you know you can flex fat?
7 August 1988
Garfield, all you're good for is lying around and collecting dust. You got it. - I don't suppose you'd like to exercise with me? You got it again. - Well, taht's fine with me! Thank you.
8 August 1988
This is it, little buddy. Today I start weight training and take my first step toward hunkhood! - UNNNNGH! - HYAH! My hero.
9 August 1988
You know, Garfield, exercise really pays. Not enough. - Know what I got from lifting weights? A hernia? - Rippling biceps! - That reminds me. How about spaghetti for dinner?
10 August 1988
UNNNGH! - BWOIK! - Very funny!
11 August 1988
Weight lifing has really helped me, Garfield! - Just look at that muscle! Oooo, let me feel! - You killed it! The poor thing was sick.
12 August 1988
You're looking trim these days, Mr. Arbuckle. - What's your secret? Diet? Exercise? - Garfield started sleeping on my stomach. That should do it. Why don't you guys get off my case?
13 August 1988
- - Tell you what, Garfield, If I give you one of my hamburgers, will you stop staring at me? Agreed! - -
14 August 1988
YAWN - * Morning, Garfield, ** - * You coffee's on the table *
15 August 1988
Garfield, your snoring kept me up half the night. - You didn't stop until six A.M. I know. - That's when I inhaled my blanket.
16 August 1988
SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAK I guess I'd better get my shoes off. - SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAK - I guess I'd better wash my socks. Oh, yuk!
17 August 1988
I must have been hungry last night, Jon. - I dreamt I was eating flowers, millions of 'em. - What are you trying to say, Garfield? You're missing some wallpaper.
18 August 1988
KLUNK KLUNK KLONK - Sigh. - It's tough to fluff a bed-box.
19 August 1988
Starting today, I'm going to work on being more peasant. - BOOT! - Have a nice day!
20 August 1988
GARFIELD! Who else? - Hmmm - You are about to witness my finest hour. - Garfield, you are a genius. - Ah, customers! - Oh, Brett! This is perfect! I love it! - You're right, Mona. A little paint and some wallpaper and we'll more right in. A
21 August 1988
If I ruled the world, do you know what I would do? I know what I would do. - I would make all people live in harmony. I would eat lasagna till it came out my nose. - And I would make cats stop being so self-serving. And dogs would be
22 August 1988
Here comes the scariest part of the movie. - I CAN'T LOOK! TELL ME WHEN IT'S OVER! - Was it scary? Not bad.
23 August 1988
Here's a picture of me back on the farm. - Things were really tough then. - Here's dad trying to milk a pig. That explains a lot.
24 August 1988
Here's a picture of my brother and me. Boy we were pretty wild. - An night we'd sneak out of our room... - Then we'd fill our shoes with chicken feed and run through the henhouse! Two real fugitives from justice.
25 August 1988
This is ridiculous. - You're so finicky. - There, all the ends are tied together. One-slurp spaghetti.
26 August 1988
George! That cat is at the window again! - Don't worry, Martha. He can't get in here. What's that noise?! - skreeeeee Sounds like a glass cutter! Call the police!
27 August 1988
Not to fear, friar Odie. I've done this a hundred times, so I'm bound to get it right sooner or later. - Z - - Z - BRINNNNG! - Come here, you little...and I'll rip your hands off. - - BRINNG! - I assume there's an explanation. Careful, Jon!
28 August 1988
Do we have any potato chips left, Garfield? - I'll check. - Nope.
29 August 1988
Good morning, Garfield. A rookie! - I've heard a lot about you. I'm famous! - They say you're vicious! Let me autograph your leg.
30 August 1988
ARR ARR ARR ARR ARR ARR ARR Dogs are stupid. - SLAP SLAP SLAP With bad breath. - SNAP Bu, I love'em anyway.
31 August 1988