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Garfield

Good morning, Garfield. 'morning, Jon. What's this meatball doing in your bed? I put one there every night. That's weird. He must not believe in the spaghetti fairy.

1 September 1988
 


 
Garfield

The trouble with you, Garfield, is you think you're human. You're right. I gotta do something about this inferiority complex.

2 September 1988
 


 
Garfield

Look! A mouse! Act like a cat, Garfield! Okay. Z

3 September 1988
 


 
Garfield

Whew! I was beginning to think I'd never get full. BURP! Lah-lah-lah-lah-lah-lah-laaaaaahhh I hope the writer's strike ends soon. And now, back to the Binky the Clown show! HEEEEEEEY, KIDS!!! Good morning, Binky! It's a beautiful dayin Binkyland. Let's sa

4 September 1988
 


 
Garfield

whirrrrrrrrr Garfield, where are you? By the electric pencil sharpener being bored. And just what are we doing? We are seeing which common household objects can hold a point.

5 September 1988
 


 
Garfield

We're bored. You said it. Hey, I have an idea! Well, we're not bored anymore. You're right. We're bored AND stupid looking.

6 September 1988
 


 
Garfield

Depressed, Garfield? Yo. Well, look on the bright side. Compared to absolute, hopeless despair, depressed is cheerful! I feel better already.

7 September 1988
 


 
Garfield

Garfield, you have to be the world's laziest cat! ALL RIGHT! This boy's priorities are badly misplaced.

8 September 1988
 


 
Garfield

Howdy, stranger. Garfield, I hate to tell you this... But, sleeping next to a picture of the Grand Canyon is not camping out. You're standing in my camp fire!

9 September 1988
 


 
Garfield

Ha-ha! The last doughnut and it's all mine! Why are you smiling, Garfield? I already licked the sugar off. Hey! This tastes like baby powder.

10 September 1988
 


 
Garfield

This painting of you is lacking something, Garfield. Yeah, a resemblance. Garfield, are you lying on my sandwich? You might say that. Hey, misterm may we bury your cat in the sand? Sire, go ahead. Thanks, mister. You're in trouble.Have fun, kids. I must a

11 September 1988
 


 
Garfield

That's strange. I forgot why I came in here. Oh well. It will occure to me later. Hopefully before he gets to the grocery store.

12 September 1988
 


 
Garfield

Here's the news! ...uh! Gee, this is small print. Unfortunately, I can't see a thing without my glasses. SO here's a song! * Feeeliiiiings * You should see the weather tap-dance.

13 September 1988
 


 
Garfield

In case you're interested, watches don't float.

14 September 1988
 


 
Garfield

Hey, Garfield! Let's go to the beach! Not today. Where's your spirit of adventure? The spirit is willing but the flesh is fat.

15 September 1988
 


 
Garfield

There must be some way to escape this fat. Nah, it would just find my forwarding address.

16 September 1988
 


 
Garfield

Ready to order, hon? What?s your special today, Irma? "Chicken Surprise". Great. We'll take two. SURPRISE! SURPRISE! You distract her. I'll call the hospital. Got it.

17 September 1988
 


 
Garfield

It's too early in the morning for "cute". Cats are the greatest hunters on earth. Watch me sneak up on that bird. Cats are silent stalkers, deftly stepping between the dry leaves. Remaining absolutely motionless, cats wait for theperfect moment

18 September 1988
 


 
Garfield

Here's a famous phrase for you, Garfield. "Curiosity killed the cat". My uncle Bernie coined that one. Right afte rhe coined the phrase, "never listen for a train by putting your ear on a train track".

19 September 1988
 


 
Garfield

Winter of '83, summer of '79, spring of '86. I love these trips down memory lane... Checking the expiration dates in Jon't refrigerator.

20 September 1988
 


 
Garfield

Dressing properly is a art, Garfield. Rule number one, a tie is the extension of one's personality. Rule number two, never tuck your shirt into your underwear.

21 September 1988
 


 
Garfield

Have you noticed how Odie is always smiling, Garfield? His parents were hyenas. Why don't you ever smile? I have my reasons. If he thought he were pleasing me, he'd stop trying.

22 September 1988
 


 
Garfield

Maybe Garfield won't eat THIS fern. Do you know what this is? I sure do. It's the triumph of hope over experience.

23 September 1988
 


 
Garfield

Stay tuned. coming up next is some mindless drivel guaranteed to insult your intellect. Jon! Your show's on!

24 September 1988
 


 
Garfield

Definitely no more pizzas with anchovies and chocolate syrup before bedtime. CRASH! CRASH! I meant to do that.

25 September 1988
 


 
Garfield

He actually moved. One side was getting flat.

26 September 1988
 


 
Garfield

Jon! You're home! Good to see you! Where's the candy bar I had in my pocket?

27 September 1988
 


 
Garfield

GARFIELD! CUT THAT OUT! Cut what out? Bird Feeder

28 September 1988
 


 
Garfield

You might be interested to know while YOU were asleep, I caought a mouse. Good boy.

29 September 1988
 


 
Garfield

JON! JON! ODIE'S FOAMING AT THE MOUTH! MAD DOG! MAD DOG! By the way, you're out of shaving cream.

30 September 1988
 




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