Good morning, Garfield. 'morning, Jon. - What's this meatball doing in your bed? I put one there every night. - That's weird. He must not believe in the spaghetti fairy.
1 September 1988
The trouble with you, Garfield, is you think you're human. - You're right. - I gotta do something about this inferiority complex.
2 September 1988
Look! A mouse! - Act like a cat, Garfield! Okay. - Z
3 September 1988
Whew! I was beginning to think I'd never get full. BURP! - Lah-lah-lah-lah-lah-lah-laaaaaahhh- I hope the writer's strike ends soon. - And now, back to the Binky the Clown show! - HEEEEEEEY, KIDS!!! Good morning, Binky! - It's a beautiful day
4 September 1988
whirrrrrrrrr Garfield, where are you? By the electric pencil sharpener being bored. - And just what are we doing? We are seeing which common household objects can hold a point.
5 September 1988
We're bored. You said it. - Hey, I have an idea! - Well, we're not bored anymore. You're right. We're bored AND stupid looking.
6 September 1988
Depressed, Garfield? Yo. - Well, look on the bright side. - Compared to absolute, hopeless despair, depressed is cheerful! I feel better already.
7 September 1988
Garfield, you have to be the world's laziest cat! - ALL RIGHT! - This boy's priorities are badly misplaced.
8 September 1988
Howdy, stranger. - Garfield, I hate to tell you this... - But, sleeping next to a picture of the Grand Canyon is not camping out. You're standing in my camp fire!
9 September 1988
Ha-ha! The last doughnut and it's all mine! - Why are you smiling, Garfield? - I already licked the sugar off. Hey! This tastes like baby powder.
10 September 1988
This painting of you is lacking something, Garfield. Yeah, a resemblance. - - Garfield, are you lying on my sandwich? You might say that. - Hey, misterm may we bury your cat in the sand? Sire, go ahead. - Thanks, mister. You're in trouble.
11 September 1988
That's strange. I forgot why I came in here. - Oh well. It will occure to me later. - Hopefully before he gets to the grocery store.
12 September 1988
Here's the news! ...uh! Gee, this is small print. - Unfortunately, I can't see a thing without my glasses. - SO here's a song! * Feeeliiiiings * You should see the weather tap-dance.
13 September 1988
- - In case you're interested, watches don't float.
14 September 1988
Hey, Garfield! Let's go to the beach! Not today. - Where's your spirit of adventure? - The spirit is willing but the flesh is fat.
15 September 1988
There must be some way to escape this fat. - - Nah, it would just find my forwarding address.
16 September 1988
Ready to order, hon? What?s your special today, Irma? - "Chicken Surprise". Great. We'll take two. - SURPRISE! SURPRISE! You distract her. I'll call the hospital. Got it.
17 September 1988
It's too early in the morning for "cute". - - Cats are the greatest hunters on earth. - Watch me sneak up on that bird. - Cats are silent stalkers, deftly stepping between the dry leaves. - Remaining absolutely motionless, cats wait for the
18 September 1988
Here's a famous phrase for you, Garfield. - "Curiosity killed the cat". My uncle Bernie coined that one. - Right afte rhe coined the phrase, "never listen for a train by putting your ear on a train track".
19 September 1988
Winter of '83, summer of '79, spring of '86. - I love these trips down memory lane... - Checking the expiration dates in Jon't refrigerator.
20 September 1988
Dressing properly is a art, Garfield. - Rule number one, a tie is the extension of one's personality. - Rule number two, never tuck your shirt into your underwear.
21 September 1988
Have you noticed how Odie is always smiling, Garfield? His parents were hyenas. - Why don't you ever smile? I have my reasons. - If he thought he were pleasing me, he'd stop trying.
22 September 1988
Maybe Garfield won't eat THIS fern. - Do you know what this is? I sure do. - It's the triumph of hope over experience.
23 September 1988
Stay tuned. - coming up next is some mindless drivel guaranteed to insult your intellect. - Jon! Your show's on!
24 September 1988
Definitely no more pizzas with anchovies and chocolate syrup before bedtime. - - - CRASH! - - CRASH! - - I meant to do that.
25 September 1988
- - He actually moved. One side was getting flat.
26 September 1988
Jon! You're home! - Good to see you! - Where's the candy bar I had in my pocket?
27 September 1988
- GARFIELD! CUT THAT OUT! - Cut what out? Bird Feeder
28 September 1988
- You might be interested to know while YOU were asleep, I caought a mouse. - Good boy.
29 September 1988
JON! JON! ODIE'S FOAMING AT THE MOUTH! - MAD DOG! MAD DOG! - By the way, you're out of shaving cream.
30 September 1988