already been chewed and aluminium siding... - And some stuff you wouldn't even want to know about. - Garfield! We're out of cat food. You'll have to eat dog food today. Okay. - URP - What's with Odie? Must have been somethin he ate.
I tried to impress my date with humor tonight. Uh-oh. - At dinner I stuck carrot sticks in my ears and smeared mashed potatoes all over my face. Then what happened? - Then she borrowed a quarter and called the police. Ouch.
Well, Christmas and new year's have come and gone. Nothing to do but sleep till easter. - - - - - - Oh, very well, Garfield. You may have my steak. - I know, I'm a sucker for the loving adoration of a pet.
I'd love to stay and chat, Arlene, but I'm going to the dog pound to pound some dogs. - Then, I'm going to the gym to pump some iron. - Yes, and I do believe the gymnasium is this way. Welcome to an evening of macho posturing.
You can't buy friendship like this at just any store. - - BREAKFAST, GARFIELD! - squeaka squeaka squeaka - squeaka squeaka - squeaka! squeaka! squeaka! - CRASH! - Do be so kind as to level the table, would you please?
Jon, your date's here. - Garfield! Time for dinner! - Here you go, ol' bu- - -DEEEEEEEEE - WOOOOOOOAAAAHHH - HHEEEEIEYAAAHH - THUD - The service is average, the floor is okay, but the floor show is spectacular.
So just where are we going on this date, Jon? Skating, my sweet. - SKATING?! Yes, but first I thought you might enjoy dining out. - Gee, I'm glad I wore my pearls. I'll have 3 triple Binky Burgers with extra nose squeakers.
I can't believe it! I'm so embarrassed! - I can't believe I blew a chance to give Liz a good-night kiss! - I can't believe I kissed the doorbell! You're supposed to kiss her and close your eyes, not close your eyes and kiss her, you dip!
I love gourmet cooking, Garfield. If it doesn't move, I'll eat it. - cReativity is the key. If it moves a little, I'll eat it. - I just can't get the meat loaf inside the Danish. Heck with it. If I can catch it, I'll eat it.
It can't be time to clean uot the refrigerator again. The meat loaf has toadstools. - These leftovers haven't been IN there that long. The baked beans need a trim. - Thy couldn't POSSIBLY be that old. There' an arrowhead in the guacamole.
I can't beluieve it. Two weeks cooped up with Jon and Odie in the middle of nowhere. - If I don't get to visit with some rel humanity soon, I'm going to go starkers! - So...rock, read and good books lately?
Ack! Cough, cough. Medic? They got Sam! Speak to us, Sam! - Wheeze...cough...come closer, boys. I gotta say one thing...cough... - What is it, Sam? - * Paaarrty! Let's have a party! ** Yee-ha! This stuff is worthless.
WHA...WHOA...-WHA?!...HEY! ...WAIT A MINUTE!! - YAAHH!!! OOF! THUD SOCK POUND POUND - YEOOOWCH! OW! OW! OW! GAAAAAAAG...YAAAAAHH!! POW! CHOKE BIFF BIFF BIFF - When leftovers get real old they can turn mean.
My, my, what's gotten into you this morning? It's what's NOT gotten into me. I'm on a diet, you freak. - I thought fat people were supposed to be jolly. They're ecstatic they're not on diets. - Come on...cheer up. Oh, very well.
Delbert's doughnut shop...hello? - YOU WANT DOUGHNUTS? WE GOT CREAM FILLED DOUGHNUTS, CHOCOLATE DOUGHNUTS, JELLY FILLED DOUGHNUTS, HELLO? ANYBODY THERE? CLICK! - I like staying in touch with my loved ones.
sniff sniff sniff sniff The mighty hunter. - No Lifeguard On Duty. - - - TOO-WHIT WHIT WHIT - BAYEEEEEOOOOOUUU YORBLE YORBLE YORBLE - GREEEEEBELNICK NICK NICK NICK . Hm...it's not working. - Maybe I "nicked' when I should have "greeeebeled".
you! - An imagination is a powerful tool. It can tint memories of the past, shade perceptions of the present, or paint a future so vivid that it can entice...or terrify, all depending upon how we conduct ourselves today... End
Garfield, do you realize I probably saved you from a life of living in the streets? scratch scratch scratch - And now I spoil you rooten. Bless you, Jon. scratch scratch acratch - Now let's get that backside, shall we?
from the sun! If I close the drapes, I will deprive it of its life-giving sunlight. - ZIP! DIE, SUN SUCKER! - HA HAAA! IT'S ALREADY DISINTEGRATING INTO A HIDEOUS, GREEN, STEAMING GELATINOUS MASS! I hate being left out.
Heeeeey, kids! Wanna see Binky do a magic trick? - Well, forget it! I'm not speding another minute in this supid clown suit! - A am an actor! But, noooo...too short they said!... - Third time this week. He's lost it.
this rubber chicken? - Water balloons are four o'clock. - I love the way this chip dip squishes between my toes! Hey! Turn down those chain saws! - Are you here for the human sacrifice? We love your cat! Want him?