It takes years of practice to get this depressed. - - Cement - ! - - - -
1 October 1989
Garfield, I think we should dispose of all our high-cholesterol foods. Good idea. - ZIP - You ate everything in the refrigerator! No need to thank me, Jon. I'm just a civic-minded kind of guy.
2 October 1989
Jon's starting to worry me. - He's so desperate for companionship he'll talk to anybody... - Even answering machines. My, you have a lovely beep.
3 October 1989
Some tasteless people wear clip-on ties. - - Jon wears clip-on SUITS-
4 October 1989
Here's your dinner, Garfield. How about service with a smile? - - I hope the food is safe to eat.
5 October 1989
...where's my toothbrush? - Thank you. - BRUSH BRUSH BRUSH BRUSH These are the memories that last a lifetime.
6 October 1989
I wonder if it's time for my midnight snack? - Hmmm...eight P.M. - Close enough.
7 October 1989
gorgonzola lips! - UHNNGGGHHH! ERRRGGHHHH! HUURRRRRRP! - AHA! Now where's you go? POP! - I'm stuck. - What the....?! - I think I've been had.
8 October 1989
Look, up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! - No! It's... WHOP! - SUPER POOKY!
9 October 1989
Pooky makes me feel safer at night... - That's because he's so soft... - He also has a black belt in Karate.
10 October 1989
ZIP GULP! - WHANG! WHAP! - ZIP Pooookeeee!
11 October 1989
- Just right! -
12 October 1989
sniff sniff sniff sniff - PLOP -
13 October 1989
- VERY FUNNY, GARFIELD! YOU CAN'T MAKE ME THINK YOUR TEDDY BEAR CAN SKATE! - Say again?
14 October 1989
This is all part of the joy of having pets. - - - - ZWIP! - - It's all in the wrist.
15 October 1989
Z - Asleep again, Garfield? - Define "again".
16 October 1989
Garfield, have you seen the mousetrap I baited with gouda cheese? Nope. - - OOHK ARRRK EEHHK URRRK
17 October 1989
Jon and I make a great team. - He likes to cook, and I like to eat. - Want some ketchup on that armadillo? - I'm breaking up the act.
18 October 1989
- GOOSH! - Garfield, I put. The water in my food bowl. I know.
19 October 1989
Seeing a magnificient universe such as this makes me feel like an insignificant speck. - How about you, Garfield? You're right. - I think you're an insignificant speck too.
20 October 1989
Delbert's doughnut shop...hello? - YOU WANT DOUGHNUTS? WE GOT CREAM FILLED DOUGHNUTS, CHOCOLATE DOUGHNUTS, JELLY FILLED DOUGHNUTS, HELLO? ANYBODY THERE? CLICK! - I like staying in touch with my loved ones.
21 October 1989
sniff sniff sniff sniff The mighty hunter. - No Lifeguard On Duty. - - - TOO-WHIT WHIT WHIT - BAYEEEEEOOOOOUUU YORBLE YORBLE YORBLE - GREEEEEBELNICK NICK NICK NICK . Hm...it's not working. - Maybe I "nicked' when I should have "greeeebeled".
22 October 1989
Brrr, there's a chill in here this morning. - What an eerie sensation... - This doesn't feel like mxy home. To be continued...
23 October 1989
Jon? Odie? - Anybody home? - I'm alone. You have no idea how alone you are, Garfield.
24 October 1989
Steady, Garfield, there must be a good reason why the house is empty. - Jon must be at the grocery. - For Sale
25 October 1989
My home has been abandoned. No one has lived here for years! - But that means...I haven't lived here for years! - WHAT'S THAT?! -
26 October 1989
Jon! Odie! You're home! Hello, Garfield. Have some food. - - - Locked fast within a time when he no longer exists, Garfield grapples with his greatest fear. ...loneliness.
27 October 1989
you! - An imagination is a powerful tool. It can tint memories of the past, shade perceptions of the present, or paint a future so vivid that it can entice...or terrify, all depending upon how we conduct ourselves today... End
28 October 1989
SCOOP - SCOOP - YAWN SCOOP - SMACK SMACK - stir stir stir - slook - SPIIIIIIIIT - Mornings.
29 October 1989
Boo - Huh? Boo - Oh...right. Not the scariest ghost movie I've ever seen.
30 October 1989
Guess what, Jon! I can hypnotize myself! - I am getting sleepy! Verrrry sleepy! - Z The Amazing Garfield.
31 October 1989