It takes years of practice to get this depressed. Cement ! -
1 October 1989
Garfield, I think we should dispose of all our high-cholesterol foods. Good idea. ZIP You ate everything in the refrigerator! No need to thank me, Jon. I'm just a civic-minded kind of guy.
2 October 1989
Jon's starting to worry me. He's so desperate for companionship he'll talk to anybody... Even answering machines. My, you have a lovely beep.
3 October 1989
Some tasteless people wear clip-on ties. Jon wears clip-on SUITS-
4 October 1989
Here's your dinner, Garfield. How about service with a smile? I hope the food is safe to eat.
5 October 1989
...where's my toothbrush? Thank you. BRUSH BRUSH BRUSH BRUSH These are the memories that last a lifetime.
6 October 1989
I wonder if it's time for my midnight snack? Hmmm...eight P.M. Close enough.
7 October 1989
8 October 1989
Look, up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! No! It's... WHOP! SUPER POOKY!
9 October 1989
Pooky makes me feel safer at night... That's because he's so soft... He also has a black belt in Karate.
10 October 1989
ZIP GULP! WHANG! WHAP! ZIP Pooookeeee!
11 October 1989
Just right! -
12 October 1989
sniff sniff sniff sniff PLOP -
13 October 1989
VERY FUNNY, GARFIELD! YOU CAN'T MAKE ME THINK YOUR TEDDY BEAR CAN SKATE! Say again?
14 October 1989
This is all part of the joy of having pets. ZWIP! It's all in the wrist.
15 October 1989
Z Asleep again, Garfield? Define "again".
16 October 1989
Garfield, have you seen the mousetrap I baited with gouda cheese? Nope. OOHK ARRRK EEHHK URRRK
17 October 1989
Jon and I make a great team. He likes to cook, and I like to eat. Want some ketchup on that armadillo? I'm breaking up the act.
18 October 1989
GOOSH! Garfield, I put. The water in my food bowl. I know.
19 October 1989
Seeing a magnificient universe such as this makes me feel like an insignificant speck. How about you, Garfield? You're right. I think you're an insignificant speck too.
20 October 1989
Delbert's doughnut shop...hello? YOU WANT DOUGHNUTS? WE GOT CREAM FILLED DOUGHNUTS, CHOCOLATE DOUGHNUTS, JELLY FILLED DOUGHNUTS, HELLO? ANYBODY THERE? CLICK! I like staying in touch with my loved ones.
21 October 1989
sniff sniff sniff sniff The mighty hunter. No Lifeguard On Duty. TOO-WHIT WHIT WHIT BAYEEEEEOOOOOUUU YORBLE YORBLE YORBLE GREEEEEBELNICK NICK NICK NICK . Hm...it's not working. Maybe I "nicked' when I should have "greeeebeled".
22 October 1989
Brrr, there's a chill in here this morning. What an eerie sensation... This doesn't feel like mxy home. To be continued...
23 October 1989
Jon? Odie? Anybody home? I'm alone. You have no idea how alone you are, Garfield.
24 October 1989
Steady, Garfield, there must be a good reason why the house is empty. Jon must be at the grocery. For Sale
25 October 1989
My home has been abandoned. No one has lived here for years! But that means...I haven't lived here for years! WHAT'S THAT?! -
26 October 1989
Jon! Odie! You're home! Hello, Garfield. Have some food. Locked fast within a time when he no longer exists, Garfield grapples with his greatest fear. ...loneliness.
27 October 1989
28 October 1989
SCOOP SCOOP YAWN SCOOP SMACK SMACK stir stir stir slook SPIIIIIIIIT Mornings.
29 October 1989
Boo Huh? Boo Oh...right. Not the scariest ghost movie I've ever seen.
30 October 1989
Guess what, Jon! I can hypnotize myself! I am getting sleepy! Verrrry sleepy! Z The Amazing Garfield.
31 October 1989