KICK! Don't worry! I have this flawlessly calculated. - TWANG! See? A 25-foot leash. - Oh yeah...and 2-foot arms.1 November 1989 |
 Garfield, do you realize I probably saved you from a life of living in the streets? scratch scratch scratch - And now I spoil you rooten. Bless you, Jon. scratch scratch acratch - Now let's get that backside, shall we?2 November 1989 |
 Thirty days without food or water, lost in the burning desert! I can't last much longer...this is it, men... - SPLOT! GASP...farewell! - Garfield, what are you doing? Dinner theater.3 November 1989 |
 Next to lasagna, I must have another favorite food. - GULP! - It's a never-ending quest.4 November 1989 |
 Oh! I see that you've found my rubber mousey. - - SWOOSH - THUD! - Ouch! whimper whimper - poke poke - - Thanks, buddy.5 November 1989 |
 Hey, Garfield! We're going to the farm today! Well, shut my mouth and paint me red! - Well, shoot the horse and slap me silly! - Now, cut that out. Well, stomp on frogs and shove a crowbar up my nose!6 November 1989 |
 There are so many great things to do on a farm. - Yup - Eating and leaving come to mind.7 November 1989 |
 Farms are so dull. - Maybe there's something exciting in here... - AIIIYYYEEEEEE SPLOOSH!8 November 1989 |
 Come on, Garfield. Dad's gonna take us into town to see the new stoplight. - I've had all the excitement I can stand for the day, thanks. - After this morning's tour of the new indoor plumbing.9 November 1989 |
 MOM! THERE'S A WHITE MOUSE IN MY ROOM. - DAD! DOC BOY! COME QUICK! - It's white, all right! Must be one of them albinos! They're very rare! These people need a TV.10 November 1989 |
 Thanks, mom. We really ha- How about taking some food with you? - Wel...maybe just a... DAD! - Hey, Doc Boy! I think that side of beef will fit in the trunk!11 November 1989 |
 from the sun! If I close the drapes, I will deprive it of its life-giving sunlight. - ZIP! DIE, SUN SUCKER! - HA HAAA! IT'S ALREADY DISINTEGRATING INTO A HIDEOUS, GREEN, STEAMING GELATINOUS MASS! I hate being left out.12 November 1989 |
 Gee, I can't seem to wake up this morn... Z - Oh. Z - POP! - Much Better.13 November 1989 |
 - Tag! You're it! KICK! CRASH! - Dogs certainly are playful!14 November 1989 |
 The weather today will be partly cloudy with a chance of rain. - If you need me, I'll be out from rotating the tire on my unicycle. - And the owner today will be partly dippy with a chance of stupid.15 November 1989 |
 BURRRRR - RRRRRRRP! CLICK! - You're disgusting. 43 seconfd! A new record!16 November 1989 |
 Heeeeey, kids! Wanna see Binky do a magic trick? - Well, forget it! I'm not speding another minute in this supid clown suit! - A am an actor! But, noooo...too short they said!... - Third time this week. He's lost it.17 November 1989 |
 YAWN - What a great nap. - Maybe a tad long, though.18 November 1989 |
 Just think, Odie, our lives are in his hands. - THUNK! - This chair isn't level. thunk thunk - That's easy enough to fix. - KACHINK-KACHINK- - KACHINK-KACHINK-KACHINK- - KACHINK-KACHINK-KACHINK- - KACHINK-KACHINK-KACHINK- - GARFIELD!!!19 November 1989 |
 - CLOMP! -20 November 1989 |
 - WHOCK! -21 November 1989 |
 - - YEEEK!22 November 1989 |
 - WHOMP! - YEEEEK!23 November 1989 |
 - FWIP FWIP FWIP - YEEEK!24 November 1989 |
 C'mon down, spider. - Looky, looky, looky!... - Do you like chocolate milk shakes?25 November 1989 |
 ME FOR SUCCEEDING!!! It WAS a quiet, lazy sunday afternoon.26 November 1989 |
 YAWN . Erk! - This is known as "cold-floor shock".27 November 1989 |
 Garfield, you have no self-control. Oh, yeah? Watch this! - Down, boy! Down! Atta boy! WHOP! - Pathetic. Go to sleep, boy! Good boy!28 November 1989 |
 Ah, there's my first cup of coffee for the day. - And my first doughnut for the day. - HEY, WHERE'S MY BREAKFAST? And my first joke on Jon for the day.29 November 1989 |
 My, you're looking pleasant today! - I'm making a conscious effort. - I tied my ears behind my head.30 November 1989 |
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