KICK! Don't worry! I have this flawlessly calculated. - TWANG! See? A 25-foot leash. - Oh yeah...and 2-foot arms.
1 November 1989
Garfield, do you realize I probably saved you from a life of living in the streets? scratch scratch scratch - And now I spoil you rooten. Bless you, Jon. scratch scratch acratch - Now let's get that backside, shall we?
2 November 1989
Thirty days without food or water, lost in the burning desert! I can't last much longer...this is it, men... - SPLOT! GASP...farewell! - Garfield, what are you doing? Dinner theater.
3 November 1989
Next to lasagna, I must have another favorite food. - GULP! - It's a never-ending quest.
4 November 1989
Oh! I see that you've found my rubber mousey. - - SWOOSH - THUD! - Ouch! whimper whimper - poke poke - - Thanks, buddy.
5 November 1989
Hey, Garfield! We're going to the farm today! Well, shut my mouth and paint me red! - Well, shoot the horse and slap me silly! - Now, cut that out. Well, stomp on frogs and shove a crowbar up my nose!
6 November 1989
There are so many great things to do on a farm. - Yup - Eating and leaving come to mind.
7 November 1989
Farms are so dull. - Maybe there's something exciting in here... - AIIIYYYEEEEEE SPLOOSH!
8 November 1989
Come on, Garfield. Dad's gonna take us into town to see the new stoplight. - I've had all the excitement I can stand for the day, thanks. - After this morning's tour of the new indoor plumbing.
9 November 1989
MOM! THERE'S A WHITE MOUSE IN MY ROOM. - DAD! DOC BOY! COME QUICK! - It's white, all right! Must be one of them albinos! They're very rare! These people need a TV.
10 November 1989
Thanks, mom. We really ha- How about taking some food with you? - Wel...maybe just a... DAD! - Hey, Doc Boy! I think that side of beef will fit in the trunk!
11 November 1989
Anything else you'd care to fix, Jon? - - zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Hello there, little housefly. - Wait! You're not a housefly! - You're a Zordogian Sun Sponge, sent here to rob the planet earth of all its sunbeams! - But wait! They get their energy
12 November 1989
Gee, I can't seem to wake up this morn... Z - Oh. Z - POP! - Much Better.
13 November 1989
- Tag! You're it! KICK! CRASH! - Dogs certainly are playful!
14 November 1989
The weather today will be partly cloudy with a chance of rain. - If you need me, I'll be out from rotating the tire on my unicycle. - And the owner today will be partly dippy with a chance of stupid.
15 November 1989
BURRRRR - RRRRRRRP! CLICK! - You're disgusting. 43 seconfd! A new record!
16 November 1989
Heeeeey, kids! Wanna see Binky do a magic trick? - Well, forget it! I'm not speding another minute in this supid clown suit! - A am an actor! But, noooo...too short they said!... - Third time this week. He's lost it.
17 November 1989
YAWN - What a great nap. - Maybe a tad long, though.
18 November 1989
Just think, Odie, our lives are in his hands. - THUNK! - This chair isn't level. thunk thunk - That's easy enough to fix. - KACHINK-KACHINK- - KACHINK-KACHINK-KACHINK- - KACHINK-KACHINK-KACHINK- - KACHINK-KACHINK-KACHINK- - GARFIELD!!!
19 November 1989
- CLOMP! -
20 November 1989
- WHOCK! -
21 November 1989
- - YEEEK!
22 November 1989
- WHOMP! - YEEEEK!
23 November 1989
- FWIP FWIP FWIP - YEEEK!
24 November 1989
C'mon down, spider. - Looky, looky, looky!... - Do you like chocolate milk shakes?
25 November 1989
Sigh. - Sure is a quiet, lazy sunday afternoon, isn't it, Garfield? Sure is. - Kinda makes me feel like singin' the blues. - * Ain't got change for a nickel, ain't got laces for my shoes, now my baby's left me... ** ain't got nothin' but the
26 November 1989
YAWN . Erk! - This is known as "cold-floor shock".
27 November 1989
Garfield, you have no self-control. Oh, yeah? Watch this! - Down, boy! Down! Atta boy! WHOP! - Pathetic. Go to sleep, boy! Good boy!
28 November 1989
Ah, there's my first cup of coffee for the day. - And my first doughnut for the day. - HEY, WHERE'S MY BREAKFAST? And my first joke on Jon for the day.
29 November 1989
My, you're looking pleasant today! - I'm making a conscious effort. - I tied my ears behind my head.
30 November 1989