KICK! Don't worry! I have this flawlessly calculated. TWANG! See? A 25-foot leash. Oh yeah...and 2-foot arms.
1 November 1989
Garfield, do you realize I probably saved you from a life of living in the streets? scratch scratch scratch And now I spoil you rooten. Bless you, Jon. scratch scratch acratch Now let's get that backside, shall we?
2 November 1989
Thirty days without food or water, lost in the burning desert! I can't last much longer...this is it, men... SPLOT! GASP...farewell! Garfield, what are you doing? Dinner theater.
3 November 1989
Next to lasagna, I must have another favorite food. GULP! It's a never-ending quest.
4 November 1989
Oh! I see that you've found my rubber mousey. SWOOSH THUD! Ouch! whimper whimper poke poke Thanks, buddy.
5 November 1989
Hey, Garfield! We're going to the farm today! Well, shut my mouth and paint me red! Well, shoot the horse and slap me silly! Now, cut that out. Well, stomp on frogs and shove a crowbar up my nose!
6 November 1989
There are so many great things to do on a farm. Yup Eating and leaving come to mind.
7 November 1989
Farms are so dull. Maybe there's something exciting in here... AIIIYYYEEEEEE SPLOOSH!
8 November 1989
Come on, Garfield. Dad's gonna take us into town to see the new stoplight. I've had all the excitement I can stand for the day, thanks. After this morning's tour of the new indoor plumbing.
9 November 1989
MOM! THERE'S A WHITE MOUSE IN MY ROOM. DAD! DOC BOY! COME QUICK! It's white, all right! Must be one of them albinos! They're very rare! These people need a TV.
10 November 1989
Thanks, mom. We really ha How about taking some food with you? Wel...maybe just a... DAD! Hey, Doc Boy! I think that side of beef will fit in the trunk!
11 November 1989
Anything else you'd care to fix, Jon? zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Hello there, little housefly. Wait! You're not a housefly! You're a Zordogian Sun Sponge, sent here to rob the planet earth of all its sunbeams! But wait! They get their energyfrom the sun! If I clos
12 November 1989
Gee, I can't seem to wake up this morn... Z Oh. Z POP! Much Better.
13 November 1989
Tag! You're it! KICK! CRASH! Dogs certainly are playful!
14 November 1989
The weather today will be partly cloudy with a chance of rain. If you need me, I'll be out from rotating the tire on my unicycle. And the owner today will be partly dippy with a chance of stupid.
15 November 1989
BURRRRR RRRRRRRP! CLICK! You're disgusting. 43 seconfd! A new record!
16 November 1989
Heeeeey, kids! Wanna see Binky do a magic trick? Well, forget it! I'm not speding another minute in this supid clown suit! A am an actor! But, noooo...too short they said!... Third time this week. He's lost it.
17 November 1989
YAWN What a great nap. Maybe a tad long, though.
18 November 1989
Just think, Odie, our lives are in his hands. THUNK! This chair isn't level. thunk thunk That's easy enough to fix. KACHINK-KACHINK KACHINK-KACHINK-KACHINK KACHINK-KACHINK-KACHINK KACHINK-KACHINK-KACHINK GARFIELD!!!
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FWIP FWIP FWIP YEEEK!
24 November 1989
C'mon down, spider. Looky, looky, looky!... Do you like chocolate milk shakes?
25 November 1989
Sigh. Sure is a quiet, lazy sunday afternoon, isn't it, Garfield? Sure is. Kinda makes me feel like singin' the blues. * Ain't got change for a nickel, ain't got laces for my shoes, now my baby's left me... ** ain't got nothin' but theblues. * HEY THERE,
26 November 1989
YAWN . Erk! This is known as "cold-floor shock".
27 November 1989
Garfield, you have no self-control. Oh, yeah? Watch this! Down, boy! Down! Atta boy! WHOP! Pathetic. Go to sleep, boy! Good boy!
28 November 1989
Ah, there's my first cup of coffee for the day. And my first doughnut for the day. HEY, WHERE'S MY BREAKFAST? And my first joke on Jon for the day.
29 November 1989
My, you're looking pleasant today! I'm making a conscious effort. I tied my ears behind my head.
30 November 1989