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Garfield

I have the last of the ice cream, Garfield. Fine. - I'm going to eat it, and you not. Enjoy. - I replaced it with lard.

1 December 1989
 


 
Garfield

This is a flea collar, Garfield. - And do you know what we do with flea collars? - Noooo...guess again.

2 December 1989
 


 
Garfield

I could have sworn I left my secret formula here somewhere. - - - - click Heeey, kids!

3 December 1989
 


 
Garfield

5-4-3-2-1 - ARRRGH! - The old "cat-hair-in-the-toothbrish" gets him every time.

4 December 1989
 


 
Garfield

Note anything different about me, Garfield? Hmmmm? - Could it be the clown faceI put on you while you were asleep? - I got a new shirt! I guess I'm not very observent.

5 December 1989
 


 
Garfield

No mail again today? - Garfield, have you been harassing the mailman again? Hey, relax. - He'll be back for his pants. You're an animal.

6 December 1989
 


 
Garfield

Garfield, have you seen my striped tie? I can't find it anywhere! - Oh well, I guess I'll just have to wear my polka dot tie instead. - * Now he's a dip coming AND going.

7 December 1989
 


 
Garfield

With dogs it's easy, but it sure is hard to tell your moods, Garfield. Not really. - This is happy. - And this is mad.

8 December 1989
 


 
Garfield

GARFIELD! WAKE UP! Z - Oh, no. I slept in the corner again. - Oh, sure, laugh. And I suppose this has never happened to you?

9 December 1989
 


 
Garfield

Insomnia claims yet another victim. - - BARK! SPLAT! - - SLAP! boink boink boink - - reek reek reek - I saw nothing. BIFF! POW! BAP!

10 December 1989
 


 
Garfield

What do you wanna do today, boys? - - Wanna decorate the tree? That would be nice.

11 December 1989
 


 
Garfield

I'm home with the tree, boys! And I can't put presents under a tree that' not decorated. - WHOOSH - You missed. More the right this time, Odie! And hurry! Time's a wastin'!

12 December 1989
 


 
Garfield

Jon's gonna put my present right there. It's gonna be big and real expensive, and...and... - Hmm...big. - It's gonna be big and...

13 December 1989
 


 
Garfield

- - I haven't bought you a Christmas gift yet, Garfield. - Then how am I supposed to find where you hid it?

14 December 1989
 


 
Garfield

- AH-HA! SWIPE - I still haven't bought your Christmas gift. I knew that.

15 December 1989
 


 
Garfield

I love the Christmas season. - Call me sentimental... - But, the greed just rips at my heartstrings.

16 December 1989
 


 
Garfield

Santa's reindeer fly?... It's faster than walking! - How many elves does it take to make a bean bag chair?... Six if you stuff 'em in real tight! - And ho-ho-ho, boy, it's Santa Fat.

17 December 1989
 


 
Garfield

Okay, Garfield, I have finally bought your Christmas present. - I have, however, hidden it. - In a SFAE place.

18 December 1989
 


 
Garfield

- - He'll never find where I hid his Christmas present.

19 December 1989
 


 
Garfield

I'll bet Jon ahid my Christmas present under the couch. - - Nope, not there.

20 December 1989
 


 
Garfield

Odie, you're a dog, right? I want you to track down my Christmas present. Arf! - sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff He's hot on the trail now, folks. - Odie, Odie, Odie.

21 December 1989
 


 
Garfield

- You're not even close, Garfield. - Boy, cah that guy hide a Christmas present or what?

22 December 1989
 


 
Garfield

I give up! - I have looked everywhere for my Christmas present... - That sucker is nowhere to be found!

23 December 1989
 


 
Garfield

and this house... - - And my friends. - What I really want is a second helping of everything.

24 December 1989
 


 
Garfield

Okay, Garfield, open your gift! - SURPRISE! - It's family! Bearing food! You know what I like!

25 December 1989
 


 
Garfield

I love the holiday season...all the family together, sharing holiday memories. I almost hate to see new year's come. - BOOGIE! BOOGIE! BOOGIE! - And then there are those of us who live for the moment!

26 December 1989
 


 
Garfield

Why aren't you wearing the Christmas present mom made you, Garfield? It looked better on Odie. - - GARFIELD!

27 December 1989
 


 
Garfield

For the new year, I resolve to be more polite to dogs. - KICK! CRASH! - Excuse me!

28 December 1989
 


 
Garfield

I wonder what this next year will hold for me? - I'll probably slip through the year in a half-conscious, sleep-induced state, overeating and being rude to Odie. - Just a wild hunch.

29 December 1989
 


 
Garfield

- HONK! SPOOT! - What are you doing?!! Practicing for tomorrow night!

30 December 1989
 


 
Garfield

this rubber chicken? - Water balloons are four o'clock. - I love the way this chip dip squishes between my toes! Hey! Turn down those chain saws! - Are you here for the human sacrifice? We love your cat! Want him?

31 December 1989
 




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