I have the last of the ice cream, Garfield. Fine. I'm going to eat it, and you not. Enjoy. I replaced it with lard.
1 December 1989
This is a flea collar, Garfield. And do you know what we do with flea collars? Noooo...guess again.
2 December 1989
I could have sworn I left my secret formula here somewhere. click Heeey, kids!
3 December 1989
5-4-3-2-1 ARRRGH! The old "cat-hair-in-the-toothbrish" gets him every time.
4 December 1989
Note anything different about me, Garfield? Hmmmm? Could it be the clown faceI put on you while you were asleep? I got a new shirt! I guess I'm not very observent.
5 December 1989
No mail again today? Garfield, have you been harassing the mailman again? Hey, relax. He'll be back for his pants. You're an animal.
6 December 1989
Garfield, have you seen my striped tie? I can't find it anywhere! Oh well, I guess I'll just have to wear my polka dot tie instead. * Now he's a dip coming AND going.
7 December 1989
With dogs it's easy, but it sure is hard to tell your moods, Garfield. Not really. This is happy. And this is mad.
8 December 1989
GARFIELD! WAKE UP! Z Oh, no. I slept in the corner again. Oh, sure, laugh. And I suppose this has never happened to you?
9 December 1989
Insomnia claims yet another victim. BARK! SPLAT! SLAP! boink boink boink reek reek reek I saw nothing. BIFF! POW! BAP!
10 December 1989
What do you wanna do today, boys? Wanna decorate the tree? That would be nice.
11 December 1989
I'm home with the tree, boys! And I can't put presents under a tree that' not decorated. WHOOSH You missed. More the right this time, Odie! And hurry! Time's a wastin'!
12 December 1989
Jon's gonna put my present right there. It's gonna be big and real expensive, and...and... Hmm...big. It's gonna be big and...
13 December 1989
I haven't bought you a Christmas gift yet, Garfield. Then how am I supposed to find where you hid it?
14 December 1989
AH-HA! SWIPE I still haven't bought your Christmas gift. I knew that.
15 December 1989
I love the Christmas season. Call me sentimental... But, the greed just rips at my heartstrings.
16 December 1989
Okay, okay, no more Christmas carols. My public awaits. jingle jingle jingle jingle, jingle, jingle Season's greetings, holiday revelers. How do you get to the north pole? Why just go to the south pole and head anywhere! Why doSanta's reindeer fly?... It'
17 December 1989
Okay, Garfield, I have finally bought your Christmas present. I have, however, hidden it. In a SFAE place.
18 December 1989
He'll never find where I hid his Christmas present.
19 December 1989
I'll bet Jon ahid my Christmas present under the couch. Nope, not there.
20 December 1989
Odie, you're a dog, right? I want you to track down my Christmas present. Arf! sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff He's hot on the trail now, folks. Odie, Odie, Odie.
21 December 1989
You're not even close, Garfield. Boy, cah that guy hide a Christmas present or what?
22 December 1989
I give up! I have looked everywhere for my Christmas present... That sucker is nowhere to be found!
23 December 1989
I feel festive! Garfield, what do you really, REALLY, want for Christmas? What I really, REALLY, want is... ...uh, I guess it's hard to gift wrap sleep, isn't it` And food, I get food all year 'round. Got my teddy bear and my bedand this house... And my f
24 December 1989
Okay, Garfield, open your gift! SURPRISE! It's family! Bearing food! You know what I like!
25 December 1989
I love the holiday season...all the family together, sharing holiday memories. I almost hate to see new year's come. BOOGIE! BOOGIE! BOOGIE! And then there are those of us who live for the moment!
26 December 1989
Why aren't you wearing the Christmas present mom made you, Garfield? It looked better on Odie. GARFIELD!
27 December 1989
For the new year, I resolve to be more polite to dogs. KICK! CRASH! Excuse me!
28 December 1989
I wonder what this next year will hold for me? I'll probably slip through the year in a half-conscious, sleep-induced state, overeating and being rude to Odie. Just a wild hunch.
29 December 1989
HONK! SPOOT! What are you doing?!! Practicing for tomorrow night!
30 December 1989
You know, Garfield, it's tough being the life of the party. You couldn't be the life of the party at a morgue. Stand aside, Garfield. There's a wild and crazy new year's party out there with my name on it! Can I go, too? Now while I'mbusy being the life o
31 December 1989