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Garfield

Z Oh.

1 February 1989
 


 
Garfield

BWOING! Breakfast in bed, Garfield? Sloth is the monster of invention.

2 February 1989
 


 
Garfield

Dogs are the animal by-products in the weenie of life.

3 February 1989
 


 
Garfield

WOOAAH! Thanks a lot for wrecking my shot, Mr. Twinkle Toes!

4 February 1989
 


 
Garfield

The Caped Avenger has discovered the secret of flying: missing the ground. knit knit knit knit knit knit knit Hello, Garfield. CRASH! Perhaps my little ruse didn't work.

5 February 1989
 


 
Garfield

I hate february. February is the armpit of the year. And don't even talk to me about mondays in february.

6 February 1989
 


 
Garfield

Depressed, Garfield? How could you tell?

7 February 1989
 


 
Garfield

I'm just a fat doily on the easy chair of life. KACHUCK WHOP Check that on the "RECLINER Of Life".

8 February 1989
 


 
Garfield

KA-CHUCK -

9 February 1989
 


 
Garfield

KA-CHUCK -

10 February 1989
 


 
Garfield

I can't bear the thought of trudging through another dismal february. -

11 February 1989
 


 
Garfield

I wonder if the french foreign legion needs a cat. Jon's party appears to be going well. I'll hide in here till dessert is served. How about some fondue, everybody? YAAAAAA Garfield! You're sitting in the punch bowl. Oh sure! Tryto change the subject, you

12 February 1989
 


 
Garfield

Wake up, Garfield. It's a beautiful february morning. Wake me when it's march. It's monday, the start of a brand new week. Strike two. February, monday, the thirteenth! AAARGH!

13 February 1989
 


 
Garfield

WHIRR -

14 February 1989
 


 
Garfield

This is going to be one good cup of coffee!

15 February 1989
 


 
Garfield

GARFIELD! DINNER! SPLOOT Boy, I gotta practice my aim!

16 February 1989
 


 
Garfield

He's so impressionable.

17 February 1989
 


 
Garfield

Good morning, Pooky. POO! And just where are you going with my teddy bear? Uh, it's my kid's birthday.

18 February 1989
 


 
Garfield

I gotta cut back on salt. This water retention is bloating me. SCREEEEEE scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch AAAAHHHHHH CRASH! Dogs.

19 February 1989
 


 
Garfield

Yo, Arlene. Hey, ba-beee. Later, doll face. Aren't you going to stop and visit? I won't have to make any like REAL conversation, will I? Perish the thought.

20 February 1989
 


 
Garfield

I'd love to stay and chat, Arlene, but I'm going to the dog pound to pound some dogs. Then, I'm going to the gym to pump some iron. Yes, and I do believe the gymnasium is this way. Welcome to an evening of macho posturing.

21 February 1989
 


 
Garfield

Just look at that moon, Garfield. Doesn't it give you any ideas? Sure does... Bark! Bark! Sigh.

22 February 1989
 


 
Garfield

Oh, Garfield, Garfield, Garfield, Garfield, Garfield... Garfield, Garfield, Garfield, Garfield... Arlene? Yes, Garfield? Shut up, Arlene.

23 February 1989
 


 
Garfield

AJAX DOG WHISTLE works every time. Meow fffff -

24 February 1989
 


 
Garfield

GAR-FIELD! ODI GULP GULP SHOOM Faster than the speed of dog. pat pat

25 February 1989
 


 
Garfield

King Henry VIII and I have something in common...our waistlines. BLUT! BLAT BLAT Toast a la plunger. Yum yum.

26 February 1989
 


 
Garfield

Anyone here tonight from out of town? Anyone here from IN town? ANYone here?

27 February 1989
 


 
Garfield

I saw this dog the other day, and he said he hadn't had a bite in three days, soooo... I let him bite me! ROWF! HARF HYUH YARK I give 'em what they want. YARK HYUK HAR HAR HAR

28 February 1989
 




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