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Garfield

TAPPITY TAPPITY TAPPITY tappity tappity tappity What do you get when you cross a dog with a nine-foot gorilla? You get a gorilla that drinks out of any toilet he pleases!

1 March 1989
 


 
Garfield

Now to the enterteinment portion of our show. An amazing feat of ventriloquism. Featuring my overqualified assistant.

2 March 1989
 


 
Garfield

Say hi to the people, dummy. Hit o the people, dummy. You'll notice my lips never moved.

3 March 1989
 


 
Garfield

GLUG GLUG GLUG * Ladeeee of Spain, I adore you. ** -

4 March 1989
 


 
Garfield

You can't buy friendship like this at just any store. BREAKFAST, GARFIELD! squeaka squeaka squeaka squeaka squeaka squeaka! squeaka! squeaka! CRASH! Do be so kind as to level the table, would you please?

5 March 1989
 


 
Garfield

I feel down today, Garfield. * Oh, 'dem blues, dey done got me down. Oh, yeah. ** Sometimes I just gotta let it out. I was hoping we'd have to operate.

6 March 1989
 


 
Garfield

The floor is freezing! Hey! Where's my other slipper?! hop hop

7 March 1989
 


 
Garfield

Hey, Garfield, how about going for a ride? Great! I meant in the car. Piggiback pooper.

8 March 1989
 


 
Garfield

This tastes a bit odd, Irma. Oops, wrong dish. HERE, FIFO! I think I'll skip dessert.

9 March 1989
 


 
Garfield

I'm relly for my big date, Garfield. What the... THAT'S where I hid the banana cream pie!

10 March 1989
 


 
Garfield

TWEET I always wondered what "tweet" meant.

11 March 1989
 


 
Garfield

Jon, your date's here. Garfield! Time for dinner! Here you go, ol' bu -DEEEEEEEEE WOOOOOOOAAAAHHH HHEEEEIEYAAAHH THUD The service is average, the floor is okay, but the floor show is spectacular.

12 March 1989
 


 
Garfield

poit SNIP! AIEEEEE

13 March 1989
 


 
Garfield

WHAP!

14 March 1989
 


 
Garfield

So long, spider. FLINK -

15 March 1989
 


 
Garfield

-

16 March 1989
 


 
Garfield

SQUISH

17 March 1989
 


 
Garfield

WHAP! -

18 March 1989
 


 
Garfield

I've had it with computer dating services. toing toing toing CRASH! -

19 March 1989
 


 
Garfield

Sometimes I like to watch life's passing parade. And sometimes the parade likes to watch me.

20 March 1989
 


 
Garfield

Time to get up, Garfield Z Yawm. Z

21 March 1989
 


 
Garfield

Hey, wait a minute... -

22 March 1989
 


 
Garfield

GARFIELD! WHAT HAPPENEND! I yawned and locked my jaw. Is there anything I can do? Here, keep the flies away from my mouth.

23 March 1989
 


 
Garfield

Beautiful night, huh, Garfield? My aunt Orpha used to take long walks at night, That's nice. Till she got a bat in her hair. Can wee go in now?

24 March 1989
 


 
Garfield

Hey, mouse. KNOCK KNOCK I don't mean to complain, but what are you trying to do? Make me look bad?

25 March 1989
 


 
Garfield

Nermal, I want you to show some of my friends how cute you can be. Hmmmm WHIPOW! WHIPOK! Hey, Odie! WHIP SLAP!

26 March 1989
 


 
Garfield

GOOD MORNING, GARFIELD! There goes the cruelest man alive.

27 March 1989
 


 
Garfield

SHTOING! Thank goodness I missed the apple.

28 March 1989
 


 
Garfield

Do you know what's really dangerous? It's those little toy balls with bells in them. OH-NO! dingle * dingle BOOMP!

29 March 1989
 


 
Garfield

As long as I'm down here, I might as well attempt to sit up. Ah, yes...the path of least resistance.

30 March 1989
 


 
Garfield

ODIE! GARFIELD! PUTH THOSE CYMBALS AWAY! I can't have any fun.

31 March 1989
 




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