TAPPITY TAPPITY TAPPITY tappity tappity tappity What do you get when you cross a dog with a nine-foot gorilla? You get a gorilla that drinks out of any toilet he pleases!
1 March 1989
Now to the enterteinment portion of our show. An amazing feat of ventriloquism. Featuring my overqualified assistant.
2 March 1989
Say hi to the people, dummy. Hit o the people, dummy. You'll notice my lips never moved.
3 March 1989
GLUG GLUG GLUG * Ladeeee of Spain, I adore you. ** -
4 March 1989
You can't buy friendship like this at just any store. BREAKFAST, GARFIELD! squeaka squeaka squeaka squeaka squeaka squeaka! squeaka! squeaka! CRASH! Do be so kind as to level the table, would you please?
5 March 1989
I feel down today, Garfield. * Oh, 'dem blues, dey done got me down. Oh, yeah. ** Sometimes I just gotta let it out. I was hoping we'd have to operate.
6 March 1989
The floor is freezing! Hey! Where's my other slipper?! hop hop
7 March 1989
Hey, Garfield, how about going for a ride? Great! I meant in the car. Piggiback pooper.
8 March 1989
This tastes a bit odd, Irma. Oops, wrong dish. HERE, FIFO! I think I'll skip dessert.
9 March 1989
I'm relly for my big date, Garfield. What the... THAT'S where I hid the banana cream pie!
10 March 1989
TWEET I always wondered what "tweet" meant.
11 March 1989
Jon, your date's here. Garfield! Time for dinner! Here you go, ol' bu -DEEEEEEEEE WOOOOOOOAAAAHHH HHEEEEIEYAAAHH THUD The service is average, the floor is okay, but the floor show is spectacular.
12 March 1989
poit SNIP! AIEEEEE
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So long, spider. FLINK -
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I've had it with computer dating services. toing toing toing CRASH! -
19 March 1989
Sometimes I like to watch life's passing parade. And sometimes the parade likes to watch me.
20 March 1989
Time to get up, Garfield Z Yawm. Z
21 March 1989
Hey, wait a minute... -
22 March 1989
GARFIELD! WHAT HAPPENEND! I yawned and locked my jaw. Is there anything I can do? Here, keep the flies away from my mouth.
23 March 1989
Beautiful night, huh, Garfield? My aunt Orpha used to take long walks at night, That's nice. Till she got a bat in her hair. Can wee go in now?
24 March 1989
Hey, mouse. KNOCK KNOCK I don't mean to complain, but what are you trying to do? Make me look bad?
25 March 1989
Nermal, I want you to show some of my friends how cute you can be. Hmmmm WHIPOW! WHIPOK! Hey, Odie! WHIP SLAP!
26 March 1989
GOOD MORNING, GARFIELD! There goes the cruelest man alive.
27 March 1989
SHTOING! Thank goodness I missed the apple.
28 March 1989
Do you know what's really dangerous? It's those little toy balls with bells in them. OH-NO! dingle * dingle BOOMP!
29 March 1989
As long as I'm down here, I might as well attempt to sit up. Ah, yes...the path of least resistance.
30 March 1989
ODIE! GARFIELD! PUTH THOSE CYMBALS AWAY! I can't have any fun.
31 March 1989