TAPPITY TAPPITY TAPPITY tappity tappity tappity - What do you get when you cross a dog with a nine-foot gorilla? - You get a gorilla that drinks out of any toilet he pleases!
1 March 1989
Now to the enterteinment portion of our show. - An amazing feat of ventriloquism. - Featuring my overqualified assistant.
2 March 1989
Say hi to the people, dummy. - Hit o the people, dummy. - You'll notice my lips never moved.
3 March 1989
GLUG GLUG GLUG - * Ladeeee of Spain, I adore you. ** -
4 March 1989
You can't buy friendship like this at just any store. - - BREAKFAST, GARFIELD! - squeaka squeaka squeaka - squeaka squeaka - squeaka! squeaka! squeaka! - CRASH! - Do be so kind as to level the table, would you please?
5 March 1989
I feel down today, Garfield. - * Oh, 'dem blues, dey done got me down. Oh, yeah. ** - Sometimes I just gotta let it out. I was hoping we'd have to operate.
6 March 1989
The floor is freezing! - Hey! Where's my other slipper?! - hop hop
7 March 1989
Hey, Garfield, how about going for a ride? - Great! - I meant in the car. Piggiback pooper.
8 March 1989
This tastes a bit odd, Irma. - Oops, wrong dish. - HERE, FIFO! I think I'll skip dessert.
9 March 1989
I'm relly for my big date, Garfield. - What the... - THAT'S where I hid the banana cream pie!
10 March 1989
- TWEET - I always wondered what "tweet" meant.
11 March 1989
Jon, your date's here. - Garfield! Time for dinner! - Here you go, ol' bu- - -DEEEEEEEEE - WOOOOOOOAAAAHHH - HHEEEEIEYAAAHH - THUD - The service is average, the floor is okay, but the floor show is spectacular.
12 March 1989
- poit - SNIP! AIEEEEE
13 March 1989
- - WHAP!
14 March 1989
So long, spider. - FLINK -
15 March 1989
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- WHAP! -
18 March 1989
I've had it with computer dating services. - - toing toing toing - - - - CRASH! -
19 March 1989
Sometimes I like to watch life's passing parade. - - And sometimes the parade likes to watch me.
20 March 1989
Time to get up, Garfield Z - Yawm. - Z
21 March 1989
- - Hey, wait a minute... -
22 March 1989
GARFIELD! WHAT HAPPENEND! - I yawned and locked my jaw. - Is there anything I can do? Here, keep the flies away from my mouth.
23 March 1989
Beautiful night, huh, Garfield? - My aunt Orpha used to take long walks at night, That's nice. - Till she got a bat in her hair. Can wee go in now?
24 March 1989
Hey, mouse. KNOCK KNOCK - I don't mean to complain, but what are you trying to do? - Make me look bad?
25 March 1989
Nermal, I want you to show some of my friends how cute you can be. - Hmmmm - - WHIPOW! - WHIPOK! - - Hey, Odie! - WHIP SLAP!
26 March 1989
- GOOD MORNING, GARFIELD! - There goes the cruelest man alive.
27 March 1989
- SHTOING! - Thank goodness I missed the apple.
28 March 1989
Do you know what's really dangerous? It's those little toy balls with bells in them. - OH-NO! dingle * dingle - BOOMP!
29 March 1989
As long as I'm down here, I might as well attempt to sit up. - - Ah, yes...the path of least resistance.
30 March 1989
ODIE! - - GARFIELD! PUTH THOSE CYMBALS AWAY! I can't have any fun.
31 March 1989