Time to raid the refrigerator. - BANZAI! - I take no prisoners.
1 April 1989
Your dogasaurus ate my car. - - - - - - I don't know what got into my cat! I'm really sorry! Nonsense! That's the most exercise Reba's had in years!
2 April 1989
Okay, a dinky little mouse hole. I have no problem with that. - - Now THAT'S a problem.
3 April 1989
- Gotcha! - Tag! You're it!
4 April 1989
- PSHHHHH -
5 April 1989
- SCRIBBLE SCRIBBLE SCRIBBLE - Boy, did I walk into that one.
6 April 1989
Uh-oh. - Jon's not going to be happy about this. - They've gone condo.
7 April 1989
- scribble scribble scribble - Cats Stink
8 April 1989
Put that down. Don't make me use force, cat. - Oh yeah, you and what armeee...ooh Excuse me. - - SLURP SLURP SLURP - I'll never get any sleep with this mutt in the house. - Hey, Odie! There's a bone clearance sale at Ed's Meat MArket! - -
9 April 1989
- GARFIELD! - Oh, sure! Blame me!
10 April 1989
Garfield, what would you think if I brought a canary home? - ZIP! - You're disgusting.
11 April 1989
- - Dumb.
12 April 1989
13 April 1989
Insomnia is a terrible thing. - I've been lying here, wide awake... - All afternoon! Get up!
14 April 1989
Hmmmm - SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! - Garfield! What happened? Just how long hs that leftover sauerkraut been in here?
15 April 1989
I may need to consider becoming the UNcaped Avenger. - - - KREEEEEEEK - THUD - - - Raisin cookies! - KABING!
16 April 1989
Hey! I was going to sit there, Garfield. Get lost. - - Hey! Get lost.
17 April 1989
Not only are we dull...we're weird, too. - Tonight's spaghetti night. - That's when we sit around and pretend we're eating our hair.
18 April 1989
There's crazy uncle Ed. - He liked to sniff waffle irons. - We spent many happy hours playing Tic-Tac-Toe on his face.
19 April 1989
- Good, Garfield's not around. I won't have to share my milk. -
20 April 1989
My date was going real well tonight. - My sophistication swept her off her feet. - Then I noticed I was wearing my underwear on the outside of my pants. Sick.
21 April 1989
Garfield, you made me breakfast! - What is it? I'll give you a hint. - Mmmm... What has six legs and can't swim in orange juice?
22 April 1989
Finished with thine breakfast, knave? - Did someone leave the faucet running? - Soo, Odie! Leave me alone. - - GARFIELD! - But, Jon! I didn't do that! It wasn't me! - SLAM! - -
23 April 1989
Here is the world's greatest alarm clock. - It has hands that glow in the dark. - And a snooze button with a three-day delay.
24 April 1989
- Hey, Jon. - I think Odie wants to come inside.
25 April 1989
- Poor Odie. Locked outside in the cold. I just can't bear to see him like this, I gotta do something. - SHOONK
26 April 1989
- - "And now... an evening with Mozart".
27 April 1989
Sigh - - SIGH
28 April 1989
CRUNCH!!! SPOOT! - CRUCH CRONCH CRONCH CRUNCH CRONCH Garfield! What on earth yre you crunching on? - Your coffee.
29 April 1989
- - munch munch munch - munch munch munch - WOOSH WOOSH WOOSH WOOSH WOOSH WOOSH - -
30 April 1989