Time to raid the refrigerator. BANZAI! I take no prisoners.
1 April 1989
Your dogasaurus ate my car. I don't know what got into my cat! I'm really sorry! Nonsense! That's the most exercise Reba's had in years!
2 April 1989
Okay, a dinky little mouse hole. I have no problem with that. Now THAT'S a problem.
3 April 1989
Gotcha! Tag! You're it!
4 April 1989
5 April 1989
SCRIBBLE SCRIBBLE SCRIBBLE Boy, did I walk into that one.
6 April 1989
Uh-oh. Jon's not going to be happy about this. They've gone condo.
7 April 1989
scribble scribble scribble Cats Stink
8 April 1989
Put that down. Don't make me use force, cat. Oh yeah, you and what armeee...ooh Excuse me. SLURP SLURP SLURP I'll never get any sleep with this mutt in the house. Hey, Odie! There's a bone clearance sale at Ed's Meat MArket! -SLAM! AAARRRGGGHH!
9 April 1989
GARFIELD! Oh, sure! Blame me!
10 April 1989
Garfield, what would you think if I brought a canary home? ZIP! You're disgusting.
11 April 1989
12 April 1989
13 April 1989
Insomnia is a terrible thing. I've been lying here, wide awake... All afternoon! Get up!
14 April 1989
Hmmmm SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! Garfield! What happened? Just how long hs that leftover sauerkraut been in here?
15 April 1989
I may need to consider becoming the UNcaped Avenger. KREEEEEEEK THUD Raisin cookies! KABING!
16 April 1989
Hey! I was going to sit there, Garfield. Get lost. Hey! Get lost.
17 April 1989
Not only are we dull...we're weird, too. Tonight's spaghetti night. That's when we sit around and pretend we're eating our hair.
18 April 1989
There's crazy uncle Ed. He liked to sniff waffle irons. We spent many happy hours playing Tic-Tac-Toe on his face.
19 April 1989
Good, Garfield's not around. I won't have to share my milk. -
20 April 1989
My date was going real well tonight. My sophistication swept her off her feet. Then I noticed I was wearing my underwear on the outside of my pants. Sick.
21 April 1989
Garfield, you made me breakfast! What is it? I'll give you a hint. Mmmm... What has six legs and can't swim in orange juice?
22 April 1989
Finished with thine breakfast, knave? Did someone leave the faucet running? Soo, Odie! Leave me alone. GARFIELD! But, Jon! I didn't do that! It wasn't me! SLAM! -
23 April 1989
Here is the world's greatest alarm clock. It has hands that glow in the dark. And a snooze button with a three-day delay.
24 April 1989
Hey, Jon. I think Odie wants to come inside.
25 April 1989
Poor Odie. Locked outside in the cold. I just can't bear to see him like this, I gotta do something. SHOONK
26 April 1989
"And now... an evening with Mozart".
27 April 1989
28 April 1989
CRUNCH!!! SPOOT! CRUCH CRONCH CRONCH CRUNCH CRONCH Garfield! What on earth yre you crunching on? Your coffee.
29 April 1989
munch munch munch munch munch munch WOOSH WOOSH WOOSH WOOSH WOOSH WOOSH -
30 April 1989