I'm looking for just the right cologne. - That, coupled with my personality, will render women helpless. - Maybe you should try chloroform.
1 June 1989
My date and I went hiking. - We drank fresh water from a stream. - I got a leech on my forehead. Lots of screaming, I hope.
2 June 1989
Aren't you ever going to get up today, Garfield?! Jon, Jon, Jon... - You don't understand. Sleeping is an art... - So let's not be disturbing the creative process, hmmmm?
3 June 1989
RING RING RING - RING RING RING - Where is that Jon, anyway? RING RING RING - RIirnnnng... tie tie tie - - Who tied a knot in this phone cord, anyway? - RING
4 June 1989
There's one think I like about living here... - SPLUT! - The easy commute.
5 June 1989
- Whew. - BANZAI! YAAAH!
6 June 1989
GARFIELD - What's the idea of putting glop in my washing machine?! - What's the idea of putting dirty launrdy in my instant pudding?!
7 June 1989
BOING BOING BOING BOING - I wonder where Garfield got the springs. - Oh.
8 June 1989
click click click click Rats! The channel won't turn. The TV's broken, Garfield. - Here, read a book for a change. - click click click Rats! The pages won't turn!
9 June 1989
Z Breakfast, Garfield! - THUD! - Z Isn't that sad?
10 June 1989
GASP! It's the Odie of the Opera! - Hmmm - One shower stall, one drain plug, and one ironing board. - Water on. - * - COWABUNGA! - Why can't you bat at a piece of string like other cats?!
11 June 1989
Growing old is sad, Garfield. - So many dreams never to be fulfilled... - I may never play the bagpipes! Stop. You're ripping out my heart.
12 June 1989
Listen to this, Garfield. - As we grow older, our attention span gets shorter. - Pretty interesting, huh? What?
13 June 1989
Next week I'm going to turn eleven. - I wonder if I'll be older and wiser. - Probably just older.
14 June 1989
Hey, Garfield! Where are you? Oh, just lying here in the corner, thinking about my birthday and counting my wrinkles. - The only thing that can cheer me up is to have a really great birthday party...with all my best friends. - And YOU'RE not
15 June 1989
TLING * - ** TLING TLING TLING TLING TLING TLING * TLING * - Looking for your bithday gift in the closet? Oh, shut up.
16 June 1989
Hey, Jon... - I know I said I wanted a "big" birthday party... - But, this is ridiculous.
17 June 1989
Z - I can't believe I'll be eleven years old tomorrow. - Oh, well, time to get these old bones out of bed. - Okay, toes. crack crack crack crack crack crack - Okay, knees. Okay, arms. crack crack crack crack - Okay, knuckles. Okay, neck.
18 June 1989
Okay, I'll be the birthday cat, and you' be the cake: * Happy birthday to me, happy birthday to meee, happy birthday dear Garfield, happy birthday tooo meee! * - FOOF! -
19 June 1989
Do you know what lazy is? - - Lazy is taking a coffee break between naps.
20 June 1989
There are two rules for assembling a model airplane... - Never get glue on your hands. And, if you do... - Never pick your nose. I have to go to the hospital now.
21 June 1989
A spotlight hits center stage. - Out steps the star! The crowd goes wild! - Thank you! Thank you! Why am I doing this?
22 June 1989
MY STEAK! - GARFIELD; YOU'Re NOTHING BUT A THIEF! I resent that. - I'm a thief AND a glutton.
23 June 1989
Well, here it is saturday night, Garfield. - I think I'll just curl up with a good book. - And a box of (sob) tissues. I wish he'd get a date.
24 June 1989
Well, this is another fin mess you've gotten me into. - Yup, time for my 2:17 P.M. snack. - - munch munch UMMF ERRRGH UMFF UMFF UMFF - munch munch munch HURP! HUMFFF ERRRGH UFF UFF - Whew! - -
25 June 1989
Hey! Your cat just drank my coffee! - You'll have to excuse him, sweets. He thinks he's human. - You two have a lot in common, don't you? Ouch.
26 June 1989
Doc, will you go out with me? Sure, let's go now. - CLICK - I didn't say I'd come BACK with him.
27 June 1989
So just where are we going on this date, Jon? Skating, my sweet. - SKATING?! Yes, but first I thought you might enjoy dining out. - Gee, I'm glad I wore my pearls. I'll have 3 triple Binky Burgers with extra nose squeakers.
28 June 1989
Liz is going to be so impressed, Garfield. - Watch ol' Jon work his skating magic on her! - My hero.
29 June 1989
This was a good idea to go skating, wasn't it Liz? - Been skating long, Jon? - Why do you ask that?
30 June 1989