I'm looking for just the right cologne. That, coupled with my personality, will render women helpless. Maybe you should try chloroform.
1 June 1989
My date and I went hiking. We drank fresh water from a stream. I got a leech on my forehead. Lots of screaming, I hope.
2 June 1989
Aren't you ever going to get up today, Garfield?! Jon, Jon, Jon... You don't understand. Sleeping is an art... So let's not be disturbing the creative process, hmmmm?
3 June 1989
RING RING RING RING RING RING Where is that Jon, anyway? RING RING RING RIirnnnng... tie tie tie Who tied a knot in this phone cord, anyway? RING
4 June 1989
There's one think I like about living here... SPLUT! The easy commute.
5 June 1989
Whew. BANZAI! YAAAH!
6 June 1989
GARFIELD What's the idea of putting glop in my washing machine?! What's the idea of putting dirty launrdy in my instant pudding?!
7 June 1989
BOING BOING BOING BOING I wonder where Garfield got the springs. Oh.
8 June 1989
click click click click Rats! The channel won't turn. The TV's broken, Garfield. Here, read a book for a change. click click click Rats! The pages won't turn!
9 June 1989
Z Breakfast, Garfield! THUD! Z Isn't that sad?
10 June 1989
GASP! It's the Odie of the Opera! Hmmm One shower stall, one drain plug, and one ironing board. Water on. * COWABUNGA! Why can't you bat at a piece of string like other cats?!
11 June 1989
Growing old is sad, Garfield. So many dreams never to be fulfilled... I may never play the bagpipes! Stop. You're ripping out my heart.
12 June 1989
Listen to this, Garfield. As we grow older, our attention span gets shorter. Pretty interesting, huh? What?
13 June 1989
Next week I'm going to turn eleven. I wonder if I'll be older and wiser. Probably just older.
14 June 1989
Hey, Garfield! Where are you? Oh, just lying here in the corner, thinking about my birthday and counting my wrinkles. The only thing that can cheer me up is to have a really great birthday party...with all my best friends. And YOU'RE notinvited!
15 June 1989
TLING * ** TLING TLING TLING TLING TLING TLING * TLING * Looking for your bithday gift in the closet? Oh, shut up.
16 June 1989
Hey, Jon... I know I said I wanted a "big" birthday party... But, this is ridiculous.
17 June 1989
Z I can't believe I'll be eleven years old tomorrow. Oh, well, time to get these old bones out of bed. Okay, toes. crack crack crack crack crack crack Okay, knees. Okay, arms. crack crack crack crack Okay, knuckles. Okay, neck.crack crack crack crack crac
18 June 1989
Okay, I'll be the birthday cat, and you' be the cake: * Happy birthday to me, happy birthday to meee, happy birthday dear Garfield, happy birthday tooo meee! * FOOF! -
19 June 1989
Do you know what lazy is? Lazy is taking a coffee break between naps.
20 June 1989
There are two rules for assembling a model airplane... Never get glue on your hands. And, if you do... Never pick your nose. I have to go to the hospital now.
21 June 1989
A spotlight hits center stage. Out steps the star! The crowd goes wild! Thank you! Thank you! Why am I doing this?
22 June 1989
MY STEAK! GARFIELD; YOU'Re NOTHING BUT A THIEF! I resent that. I'm a thief AND a glutton.
23 June 1989
Well, here it is saturday night, Garfield. I think I'll just curl up with a good book. And a box of (sob) tissues. I wish he'd get a date.
24 June 1989
Well, this is another fin mess you've gotten me into. Yup, time for my 2:17 P.M. snack. munch munch UMMF ERRRGH UMFF UMFF UMFF munch munch munch HURP! HUMFFF ERRRGH UFF UFF Whew! -
25 June 1989
Hey! Your cat just drank my coffee! You'll have to excuse him, sweets. He thinks he's human. You two have a lot in common, don't you? Ouch.
26 June 1989
Doc, will you go out with me? Sure, let's go now. CLICK I didn't say I'd come BACK with him.
27 June 1989
So just where are we going on this date, Jon? Skating, my sweet. SKATING?! Yes, but first I thought you might enjoy dining out. Gee, I'm glad I wore my pearls. I'll have 3 triple Binky Burgers with extra nose squeakers.
28 June 1989
Liz is going to be so impressed, Garfield. Watch ol' Jon work his skating magic on her! My hero.
29 June 1989
This was a good idea to go skating, wasn't it Liz? Been skating long, Jon? Why do you ask that?
30 June 1989