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Garfield

I'm looking for just the right cologne. - That, coupled with my personality, will render women helpless. - Maybe you should try chloroform.

1 June 1989
 


 
Garfield

My date and I went hiking. - We drank fresh water from a stream. - I got a leech on my forehead. Lots of screaming, I hope.

2 June 1989
 


 
Garfield

Aren't you ever going to get up today, Garfield?! Jon, Jon, Jon... - You don't understand. Sleeping is an art... - So let's not be disturbing the creative process, hmmmm?

3 June 1989
 


 
Garfield

RING RING RING - RING RING RING - Where is that Jon, anyway? RING RING RING - RIirnnnng... tie tie tie - - Who tied a knot in this phone cord, anyway? - RING

4 June 1989
 


 
Garfield

There's one think I like about living here... - SPLUT! - The easy commute.

5 June 1989
 


 
Garfield

- Whew. - BANZAI! YAAAH!

6 June 1989
 


 
Garfield

GARFIELD - What's the idea of putting glop in my washing machine?! - What's the idea of putting dirty launrdy in my instant pudding?!

7 June 1989
 


 
Garfield

BOING BOING BOING BOING - I wonder where Garfield got the springs. - Oh.

8 June 1989
 


 
Garfield

click click click click Rats! The channel won't turn. The TV's broken, Garfield. - Here, read a book for a change. - click click click Rats! The pages won't turn!

9 June 1989
 


 
Garfield

Z Breakfast, Garfield! - THUD! - Z Isn't that sad?

10 June 1989
 


 
Garfield

GASP! It's the Odie of the Opera! - Hmmm - One shower stall, one drain plug, and one ironing board. - Water on. - * - COWABUNGA! - Why can't you bat at a piece of string like other cats?!

11 June 1989
 


 
Garfield

Growing old is sad, Garfield. - So many dreams never to be fulfilled... - I may never play the bagpipes! Stop. You're ripping out my heart.

12 June 1989
 


 
Garfield

Listen to this, Garfield. - As we grow older, our attention span gets shorter. - Pretty interesting, huh? What?

13 June 1989
 


 
Garfield

Next week I'm going to turn eleven. - I wonder if I'll be older and wiser. - Probably just older.

14 June 1989
 


 
Garfield

invited!

15 June 1989
 


 
Garfield

TLING * - ** TLING TLING TLING TLING TLING TLING * TLING * - Looking for your bithday gift in the closet? Oh, shut up.

16 June 1989
 


 
Garfield

Hey, Jon... - I know I said I wanted a "big" birthday party... - But, this is ridiculous.

17 June 1989
 


 
Garfield

crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack - CRACK! - Another year, another crack.

18 June 1989
 


 
Garfield

Okay, I'll be the birthday cat, and you' be the cake: * Happy birthday to me, happy birthday to meee, happy birthday dear Garfield, happy birthday tooo meee! * - FOOF! -

19 June 1989
 


 
Garfield

Do you know what lazy is? - - Lazy is taking a coffee break between naps.

20 June 1989
 


 
Garfield

There are two rules for assembling a model airplane... - Never get glue on your hands. And, if you do... - Never pick your nose. I have to go to the hospital now.

21 June 1989
 


 
Garfield

A spotlight hits center stage. - Out steps the star! The crowd goes wild! - Thank you! Thank you! Why am I doing this?

22 June 1989
 


 
Garfield

MY STEAK! - GARFIELD; YOU'Re NOTHING BUT A THIEF! I resent that. - I'm a thief AND a glutton.

23 June 1989
 


 
Garfield

Well, here it is saturday night, Garfield. - I think I'll just curl up with a good book. - And a box of (sob) tissues. I wish he'd get a date.

24 June 1989
 


 
Garfield

Well, this is another fin mess you've gotten me into. - Yup, time for my 2:17 P.M. snack. - - munch munch UMMF ERRRGH UMFF UMFF UMFF - munch munch munch HURP! HUMFFF ERRRGH UFF UFF - Whew! - -

25 June 1989
 


 
Garfield

Hey! Your cat just drank my coffee! - You'll have to excuse him, sweets. He thinks he's human. - You two have a lot in common, don't you? Ouch.

26 June 1989
 


 
Garfield

Doc, will you go out with me? Sure, let's go now. - CLICK - I didn't say I'd come BACK with him.

27 June 1989
 


 
Garfield

So just where are we going on this date, Jon? Skating, my sweet. - SKATING?! Yes, but first I thought you might enjoy dining out. - Gee, I'm glad I wore my pearls. I'll have 3 triple Binky Burgers with extra nose squeakers.

28 June 1989
 


 
Garfield

Liz is going to be so impressed, Garfield. - Watch ol' Jon work his skating magic on her! - My hero.

29 June 1989
 


 
Garfield

This was a good idea to go skating, wasn't it Liz? - Been skating long, Jon? - Why do you ask that?

30 June 1989
 




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