I can't believe it! I'm so embarrassed! I can't believe I blew a chance to give Liz a good-night kiss! I can't believe I kissed the doorbell! You're supposed to kiss her and close your eyes, not close your eyes and kiss her, you dip!
1 July 1989
'Ah got a hole in mah sole, an' ah got dem kitty litter blues' tap tap tap SLURP! WHAP! -
2 July 1989
Hey, Garfield. Do we have any cheese? Yes, we have that in green or brown. I'm thinking about cleaning the refrigerator out! You can't do that! This food has great historical significance! This spaghetti sauce was used to cauterizewounds during the civil
3 July 1989
poink I wonder if this nail is important. -
4 July 1989
You weigh 12 pounds. You weigh no pounds. What do you weigh these days, Garfield. Oh, I'm averaging about 6 pounds.
5 July 1989
BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! Ahem...bark, bark, bark. BARK! YIP! GRRR ROF! BARK! BARK! That was dog for "your mother has fleas".
6 July 1989
Just what is success? To some it's wealth and notoriety...to some it's a simple sense of self-worth, but to me it's contributing something toward the betterment of mankind. What's your definition of success, Garfield? Being able to eat 20pizzas without th
7 July 1989
Hey, Odie! Nah, nah, nah, nahhh. naaahhh * SLURP! Vet Next
8 July 1989
The prima ballerina jetes onto the stage. The olympic gymnast finishes his routine with a full back layout. Here we are in the final round of the hopscotch competition. The jackhammer operator rips through 12 inches of concrete. Oh,Garfield. Why can't yo
9 July 1989
Hey, Garfield! We're going to the farm today! Fine, I'll be outside... Letting the air out of your tires.
10 July 1989
Doc Boy! How are you? Don't call me Doc Boy! Oh, sorry. Hmmm what else did I used to call you?... Oh, yeah! Iguana Gums! How are you? Call me Doc Boy.
11 July 1989
Sure is peaceful here. Yup, always has been. Always will be. Nothing moves fast here. Nope. Oh, bys! Dinner! -
12 July 1989
You boys leanin' on the fence? Yeah, dad. Mind if I join you? Not at all, dad. You boys gotta lose some weight. Okay, dad.
13 July 1989
Garfield, this is a pig. Pigs are used for food. I know that. Your people root for truffles, don't they?
14 July 1989
Look at those pigs, Garfield. All they ever do is eat and sleep. GET OUT OF THERE! "Oink," I say.
15 July 1989
Sit on that egg for ya, lady? Hey, Odie, guess who's going to the vet today? Poor Odie. I had an uncle who went to the vet once... While he was there, they removed his brain and replaced it with the brin of a chicken. He spent therest of his life breaking
16 July 1989
I did it! I got an entire loaf of bread in my mouth! Congratulations, Garfield.
17 July 1989
Z Z BONK! Z
18 July 1989
Well, well, well. I see you're going bird-watching. You have your field guide, your binoculars and your frying pan. Have fun! Frying pan? I'll save you a drumstick.
19 July 1989
Lunch, Garfield! Don'T touch him or you'll lose my page.
20 July 1989
Z * How'd you like to be bitten by a doorstop, fella?
21 July 1989
z z For those of you wondering, I'm only half asleep.
22 July 1989
I'll gladly pay you tuesday for a cheeseburger today. beep beep boop beep Hello? AYIEEEE! Definitely worth the quarter.
23 July 1989
Let's see what the forecast is today... "Saccharine with occasional coyness"? I wonder what that means?
24 July 1989
Well, if this isn't Nermal, the world's cutest kitten. In Person. Tell me...how is it you've uh, you've... I've stayed the same while you've withered like a two-year-old cantaloupe? ARRRGH If you nail'em hard, there's plenty of time for agetaway.
25 July 1989
Gee, I'd love to be in a cute cat calendar someday. That could be arranged. Really? -
26 July 1989
How's it going? Haven't quite got the hang of it.
27 July 1989
Worried about wrinkles, Garfield? Just remember, wrinkles only exist to show where the smiles have been. You life must be a laugh riot. Oh, shut up.
28 July 1989
Z STOMP ZINNNG! He didn't even say "goodby".
29 July 1989
Garfield, these rice cakes are nutritious and low in calories. Bingo! The two magic words that make me retch! ptoo Odieee. Oh, Odie! Odie! I'm stuck up this tree! Go get help! What a guy. What the...? A bowling ball? What good isthis? CRACK! I hate dogs.
30 July 1989
I'm beginning to think there's a bigger world out there... A sixty-fourth of an inch last night, Garfield! Congratulations, Jon. Those toenails are really growing now.
31 July 1989