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Garfield

I can't believe it! I'm so embarrassed! - I can't believe I blew a chance to give Liz a good-night kiss! - I can't believe I kissed the doorbell! You're supposed to kiss her and close your eyes, not close your eyes and kiss her, you dip!

1 July 1989
 


 
Garfield

'Ah got a hole in mah sole, an' ah got dem kitty litter blues' tap tap tap - SLURP! - - - - - WHAP! -

2 July 1989
 


 
Garfield

wounds during the civil war.

3 July 1989
 


 
Garfield

poink - I wonder if this nail is important. -

4 July 1989
 


 
Garfield

You weigh 12 pounds. - You weigh no pounds. - What do you weigh these days, Garfield. Oh, I'm averaging about 6 pounds.

5 July 1989
 


 
Garfield

BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! - Ahem...bark, bark, bark. - BARK! YIP! GRRR ROF! BARK! BARK! That was dog for "your mother has fleas".

6 July 1989
 


 
Garfield

pizzas without throwing up. Whatever you said, I'm sure we all saw that one coming.

7 July 1989
 


 
Garfield

Hey, Odie! Nah, nah, nah, nahhh. naaahhh * - SLURP! - Vet Next

8 July 1989
 


 
Garfield

Garfield. Why can't you just nuzzle like other cats? You deserve better.

9 July 1989
 


 
Garfield

Hey, Garfield! We're going to the farm today! - Fine, I'll be outside... - Letting the air out of your tires.

10 July 1989
 


 
Garfield

Doc Boy! How are you? Don't call me Doc Boy! - Oh, sorry. Hmmm what else did I used to call you?... - Oh, yeah! Iguana Gums! How are you? Call me Doc Boy.

11 July 1989
 


 
Garfield

Sure is peaceful here. Yup, always has been. Always will be. Nothing moves fast here. Nope. - Oh, bys! Dinner! -

12 July 1989
 


 
Garfield

You boys leanin' on the fence? Yeah, dad. - Mind if I join you? Not at all, dad. - You boys gotta lose some weight. Okay, dad.

13 July 1989
 


 
Garfield

Garfield, this is a pig. - Pigs are used for food. I know that. - Your people root for truffles, don't they?

14 July 1989
 


 
Garfield

Look at those pigs, Garfield. - All they ever do is eat and sleep. - GET OUT OF THERE! "Oink," I say.

15 July 1989
 


 
Garfield

rest of his life breaking into grocery stores so he could sit on the eggs. - Let's go, Garfield. Me? - You heard me. Give me a minute to preen my feathers.

16 July 1989
 


 
Garfield

I did it! - - I got an entire loaf of bread in my mouth! Congratulations, Garfield.

17 July 1989
 


 
Garfield

Z - Z - BONK! Z

18 July 1989
 


 
Garfield

Well, well, well. I see you're going bird-watching. - You have your field guide, your binoculars and your frying pan. Have fun! - Frying pan? I'll save you a drumstick.

19 July 1989
 


 
Garfield

- Lunch, Garfield! - Don'T touch him or you'll lose my page.

20 July 1989
 


 
Garfield

Z - - * How'd you like to be bitten by a doorstop, fella?

21 July 1989
 


 
Garfield

z - z - For those of you wondering, I'm only half asleep.

22 July 1989
 


 
Garfield

I'll gladly pay you tuesday for a cheeseburger today. - - - - - - beep beep boop beep - Hello?- AYIEEEE! Definitely worth the quarter.

23 July 1989
 


 
Garfield

Let's see what the forecast is today... - "Saccharine with occasional coyness"? - I wonder what that means?

24 July 1989
 


 
Garfield

getaway.

25 July 1989
 


 
Garfield

Gee, I'd love to be in a cute cat calendar someday. - That could be arranged. Really? -

26 July 1989
 


 
Garfield

- - How's it going? Haven't quite got the hang of it.

27 July 1989
 


 
Garfield

Worried about wrinkles, Garfield? - Just remember, wrinkles only exist to show where the smiles have been. - You life must be a laugh riot. Oh, shut up.

28 July 1989
 


 
Garfield

Z - STOMP ZINNNG! - He didn't even say "goodby".

29 July 1989
 


 
Garfield

this? - CRACK! I hate dogs.

30 July 1989
 


 
Garfield

I'm beginning to think there's a bigger world out there... - A sixty-fourth of an inch last night, Garfield! Congratulations, Jon. - Those toenails are really growing now.

31 July 1989
 




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