I can't believe it! I'm so embarrassed! - I can't believe I blew a chance to give Liz a good-night kiss! - I can't believe I kissed the doorbell! You're supposed to kiss her and close your eyes, not close your eyes and kiss her, you dip!
1 July 1989
'Ah got a hole in mah sole, an' ah got dem kitty litter blues' tap tap tap - SLURP! - - - - - WHAP! -
2 July 1989
Hey, Garfield. Do we have any cheese? Yes, we have that in green or brown. - I'm thinking about cleaning the refrigerator out! You can't do that! This food has great historical significance! - This spaghetti sauce was used to cauterize
3 July 1989
poink - I wonder if this nail is important. -
4 July 1989
You weigh 12 pounds. - You weigh no pounds. - What do you weigh these days, Garfield. Oh, I'm averaging about 6 pounds.
5 July 1989
BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! - Ahem...bark, bark, bark. - BARK! YIP! GRRR ROF! BARK! BARK! That was dog for "your mother has fleas".
6 July 1989
Just what is success? To some it's wealth and notoriety...to some it's a simple sense of self-worth, but to me it's contributing something toward the betterment of mankind. - What's your definition of success, Garfield? - Being able to eat 20
7 July 1989
Hey, Odie! Nah, nah, nah, nahhh. naaahhh * - SLURP! - Vet Next
8 July 1989
- The prima ballerina jetes onto the stage. - The olympic gymnast finishes his routine with a full back layout. - Here we are in the final round of the hopscotch competition. - The jackhammer operator rips through 12 inches of concrete. - Oh,
9 July 1989
Hey, Garfield! We're going to the farm today! - Fine, I'll be outside... - Letting the air out of your tires.
10 July 1989
Doc Boy! How are you? Don't call me Doc Boy! - Oh, sorry. Hmmm what else did I used to call you?... - Oh, yeah! Iguana Gums! How are you? Call me Doc Boy.
11 July 1989
Sure is peaceful here. Yup, always has been. Always will be. Nothing moves fast here. Nope. - Oh, bys! Dinner! -
12 July 1989
You boys leanin' on the fence? Yeah, dad. - Mind if I join you? Not at all, dad. - You boys gotta lose some weight. Okay, dad.
13 July 1989
Garfield, this is a pig. - Pigs are used for food. I know that. - Your people root for truffles, don't they?
14 July 1989
Look at those pigs, Garfield. - All they ever do is eat and sleep. - GET OUT OF THERE! "Oink," I say.
15 July 1989
Sit on that egg for ya, lady? - - Hey, Odie, guess who's going to the vet today? - Poor Odie. - I had an uncle who went to the vet once... - While he was there, they removed his brain and replaced it with the brin of a chicken. - He spent the
16 July 1989
I did it! - - I got an entire loaf of bread in my mouth! Congratulations, Garfield.
17 July 1989
Z - Z - BONK! Z
18 July 1989
Well, well, well. I see you're going bird-watching. - You have your field guide, your binoculars and your frying pan. Have fun! - Frying pan? I'll save you a drumstick.
19 July 1989
- Lunch, Garfield! - Don'T touch him or you'll lose my page.
20 July 1989
Z - - * How'd you like to be bitten by a doorstop, fella?
21 July 1989
z - z - For those of you wondering, I'm only half asleep.
22 July 1989
I'll gladly pay you tuesday for a cheeseburger today. - - - - - - beep beep boop beep - Hello?- AYIEEEE! Definitely worth the quarter.
23 July 1989
Let's see what the forecast is today... - "Saccharine with occasional coyness"? - I wonder what that means?
24 July 1989
Well, if this isn't Nermal, the world's cutest kitten. In Person. - Tell me...how is it you've uh, you've... I've stayed the same while you've withered like a two-year-old cantaloupe? - ARRRGH If you nail'em hard, there's plenty of time for a
25 July 1989
Gee, I'd love to be in a cute cat calendar someday. - That could be arranged. Really? -
26 July 1989
- - How's it going? Haven't quite got the hang of it.
27 July 1989
Worried about wrinkles, Garfield? - Just remember, wrinkles only exist to show where the smiles have been. - You life must be a laugh riot. Oh, shut up.
28 July 1989
Z - STOMP ZINNNG! - He didn't even say "goodby".
29 July 1989
Garfield, these rice cakes are nutritious and low in calories. Bingo! The two magic words that make me retch! ptoo - Odieee. Oh, Odie! - Odie! I'm stuck up this tree! Go get help! - What a guy. - What the...? - A bowling ball? What good is
30 July 1989
I'm beginning to think there's a bigger world out there... - A sixty-fourth of an inch last night, Garfield! Congratulations, Jon. - Those toenails are really growing now.
31 July 1989