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Garfield

Garfield, I can't scratch you any longer. My hands are cramping up. Fine. POOK! -

1 August 1989
 


 
Garfield

I love gourmet cooking, Garfield. If it doesn't move, I'll eat it. cReativity is the key. If it moves a little, I'll eat it. I just can't get the meat loaf inside the Danish. Heck with it. If I can catch it, I'll eat it.

2 August 1989
 


 
Garfield

I enjoy sophisticated humor. Fetch, Odie! BONK! Like watching a dog run into a wall.

3 August 1989
 


 
Garfield

Garfield? Do you think I'm overweight? Don't be ridiculous. I needed that.

4 August 1989
 


 
Garfield

Good morning, fellow food freaks. Dining etiquette rule number one... Never stand in a warm pizza.

5 August 1989
 


 
Garfield

That's right, kids. It's always nice to share. Soda pop. * Rats! I just can't get comfortable. If I can't get comfortable, I'll never get to sleep! Wait a minute...maybe if I raised my right arm and leg and laid my head back and gotmy tail out of the way.

6 August 1989
 


 
Garfield

What the...? Penthouse.

7 August 1989
 


 
Garfield

It can't be time to clean uot the refrigerator again. The meat loaf has toadstools. These leftovers haven't been IN there that long. The baked beans need a trim. Thy couldn't POSSIBLY be that old. There' an arrowhead in the guacamole.

8 August 1989
 


 
Garfield

C'mon, Garfield, let's exercise to music. * I got rhythm, I got rhythm. * Come on, Garfield. * I got a hernia, I got a hernia. *

9 August 1989
 


 
Garfield

I droipped your bed and broke it, Garfield. I'll fix it tomorrow. I'll fix it today. Whenever.

10 August 1989
 


 
Garfield

Like my tie, Garfield? Well, I... You in the house...you are surrounded! Oh no! It's the geek police! Throw out the tie!

11 August 1989
 


 
Garfield

Ha-ha, Odie. I'm inside and you're outside, and you can't come in! SLURP! I THOUGHT this window seemed awfully clean.

12 August 1989
 


 
Garfield

To eat or not to eat, what a silly question. Certainly 'tis nobler to clean thine plate to maketh room for more. -

13 August 1989
 


 
Garfield

It's monday. What an ugly day. Hey, Garfield. We're going camping! Maybe if I die, I won't have to go.

14 August 1989
 


 
Garfield

Great day for a camping trip, right, boys? Yessiree, families should do stuff together. Good idea. Let's all get carsick.

15 August 1989
 


 
Garfield

Hmm...what's this little handle for? SCREEEEEEEEEE THONK Leave the parking brake alone, Garfield!

16 August 1989
 


 
Garfield

Looks like we can't stop for lunch, boys. I can't find a restaurant. HEY! I'm on the scent!

17 August 1989
 


 
Garfield

Isn't this fun, boys? You know, I have a feeling nothing's going to spoil this camping trip. BUMP! Congratulations, you just ran over a cow.

18 August 1989
 


 
Garfield

Let's get out, get some fresh air and stretch our legs, boys. Odiue likes it. Leave the keys so I can listen to the radio.

19 August 1989
 


 
Garfield

I think there's something wrong with this lasagna recipe. Watch ad learn. Survival is my life, Garfield. Watch me set up camp. First we unpack our food, then roll out our sleeping bags... Build the campfire... rub rub rub rub Andfinally set up the tent. L

20 August 1989
 


 
Garfield

Well, here we are camping, boys. Isn't this perfect? I disagree. The tent is perfect, the view is perfect. Everything is perfect. It's not perfect yet. NOW it's perfect.

21 August 1989
 


 
Garfield

This rain will end someday, Garfield. WE just gotta have a sense of humor about this. I'll never be dry again. HEY! THERE'S A CARP IN MY KNAPSACK! Where's your sense of humor, Jon?

22 August 1989
 


 
Garfield

Uh, Garfield...we have some snacks in the car. What are you trying to tell me, Jon? Go get 'em for me, will you? Sure. No problem. -

23 August 1989
 


 
Garfield

The firewood's getting wet, Garfield. Go get it. No way. I SAID, GO GET IT! Okay! Okay! Your firewood, Bwana. Oops.

24 August 1989
 


 
Garfield

Go outside and see if it's still raining, Garfield. Yes, sahib. Good news! It's stopped raining! It's snowing.

25 August 1989
 


 
Garfield

Hey! It's stopped raining! Let's go hiking, boys! See what happens when you don't have sidewalks, Odie.

26 August 1989
 


 
Garfield

Here we are, boys. Out here with mother nature, no cars, no clocks, no stress. ...no TV, no microwave, no refrigerator, no indoor litter box. Grrrrr Odie! Did you hear that? That sounded like a bear! LET'S GET OUTTA HERE! Whew! Wemade it! We're safe! Mayb

27 August 1989
 


 
Garfield

I can't beluieve it. Two weeks cooped up with Jon and Odie in the middle of nowhere. If I don't get to visit with some rel humanity soon, I'm going to go starkers! So...rock, read and good books lately?

28 August 1989
 


 
Garfield

Go outside and check for bears, Garfield. Sure, why not? No...there are no bears out here... Just pumas.

29 August 1989
 


 
Garfield

Here, Odie, have a toasted marhmallow. SLURP! I really do hate camping.

30 August 1989
 


 
Garfield

Okay, so it rained for two weeks. We still had fun, didn't we? GOOSH! Okay, so I forgot to roll the window up...

31 August 1989
 




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