Garfield, I can't scratch you any longer. My hands are cramping up. Fine. - POOK! -
1 August 1989
I love gourmet cooking, Garfield. If it doesn't move, I'll eat it. - cReativity is the key. If it moves a little, I'll eat it. - I just can't get the meat loaf inside the Danish. Heck with it. If I can catch it, I'll eat it.
2 August 1989
I enjoy sophisticated humor. - Fetch, Odie! - BONK! Like watching a dog run into a wall.
3 August 1989
Garfield? Do you think I'm overweight? - Don't be ridiculous. - I needed that.
4 August 1989
Good morning, fellow food freaks. - Dining etiquette rule number one... - Never stand in a warm pizza.
5 August 1989
my tail out of the way... - Z I don't even wanna know.
6 August 1989
- What the...? - Penthouse.
7 August 1989
It can't be time to clean uot the refrigerator again. The meat loaf has toadstools. - These leftovers haven't been IN there that long. The baked beans need a trim. - Thy couldn't POSSIBLY be that old. There' an arrowhead in the guacamole.
8 August 1989
C'mon, Garfield, let's exercise to music. - * I got rhythm, I got rhythm. * - Come on, Garfield. * I got a hernia, I got a hernia. *
9 August 1989
I droipped your bed and broke it, Garfield. I'll fix it tomorrow. - - I'll fix it today. Whenever.
10 August 1989
Like my tie, Garfield? Well, I... - You in the house...you are surrounded! - Oh no! It's the geek police! Throw out the tie!
11 August 1989
Ha-ha, Odie. I'm inside and you're outside, and you can't come in! - SLURP! - I THOUGHT this window seemed awfully clean.
12 August 1989
To eat or not to eat, what a silly question. Certainly 'tis nobler to clean thine plate to maketh room for more. - - - - - - -
13 August 1989
It's monday. What an ugly day. - Hey, Garfield. We're going camping! - Maybe if I die, I won't have to go.
14 August 1989
Great day for a camping trip, right, boys? - Yessiree, families should do stuff together. - Good idea. Let's all get carsick.
15 August 1989
Hmm...what's this little handle for? - SCREEEEEEEEEE THONK - Leave the parking brake alone, Garfield!
16 August 1989
Looks like we can't stop for lunch, boys. - I can't find a restaurant. - HEY! I'm on the scent!
17 August 1989
Isn't this fun, boys? You know, I have a feeling nothing's going to spoil this camping trip. - BUMP! - Congratulations, you just ran over a cow.
18 August 1989
Let's get out, get some fresh air and stretch our legs, boys. - - Odiue likes it. Leave the keys so I can listen to the radio.
19 August 1989
finally set up the tent. - Let's see now...what have I forgotten? To notify your next of kin?
20 August 1989
Well, here we are camping, boys. Isn't this perfect? I disagree. - The tent is perfect, the view is perfect. Everything is perfect. It's not perfect yet. - NOW it's perfect.
21 August 1989
This rain will end someday, Garfield. WE just gotta have a sense of humor about this. I'll never be dry again. - HEY! - THERE'S A CARP IN MY KNAPSACK! Where's your sense of humor, Jon?
22 August 1989
Uh, Garfield...we have some snacks in the car. What are you trying to tell me, Jon? - Go get 'em for me, will you? Sure. No problem. -
23 August 1989
The firewood's getting wet, Garfield. Go get it. No way. - I SAID, GO GET IT! Okay! Okay! - Your firewood, Bwana. Oops.
24 August 1989
Go outside and see if it's still raining, Garfield. Yes, sahib. - Good news! It's stopped raining! - It's snowing.
25 August 1989
Hey! It's stopped raining! - Let's go hiking, boys! - See what happens when you don't have sidewalks, Odie.
26 August 1989
made it! We're safe! - Maybe we should've warned Jon.
27 August 1989
I can't beluieve it. Two weeks cooped up with Jon and Odie in the middle of nowhere. - If I don't get to visit with some rel humanity soon, I'm going to go starkers! - So...rock, read and good books lately?
28 August 1989
Go outside and check for bears, Garfield. Sure, why not? - No...there are no bears out here... - Just pumas.
29 August 1989
Here, Odie, have a toasted marhmallow. - SLURP! - I really do hate camping.
30 August 1989
Okay, so it rained for two weeks. We still had fun, didn't we? - GOOSH! - Okay, so I forgot to roll the window up...
31 August 1989