Do you know what I'm looking forward to after camping, boys? - A nice hot shower. - And from the smell of things, you guys could use one, too.
1 September 1989
Camping was sure fun, wasn't it, boys? - Gee, I wish we could camp just one more night. That can be arranged... - CLICK Enjoy!
2 September 1989
Ack! Cough, cough. Medic? They got Sam! Speak to us, Sam! - Wheeze...cough...come closer, boys. I gotta say one thing...cough... - What is it, Sam? - * Paaarrty! Let's have a party! ** Yee-ha! This stuff is worthless.
3 September 1989
Okay, campers, it's time to exercise! Let's start with some leg lifts...ready, begin! - Annnd ONE and... - CLICK two.
4 September 1989
ARRRRGH! - I'M BEING CHASED BY A SNAKE IN A FUR COAT. - Something wrong with your tail? Tail? I knew that.
5 September 1989
I can't see! I can't see! - Garfield, your blanket is over your eyes. - I knew that. Sometimes I worry about that boy.
6 September 1989
Jon put a bell around my neck. - He thinks it'll keep me from catching birds. - He's probably right.
7 September 1989
Art is my life. - Voila! - I think I'll call it, "squirrel-tracks leading from empty lasagns pan".
8 September 1989
It's five A.AM., Garfield. A great time to jog. - YAWN - Z I knew that nonsense wouldn't last long.
9 September 1989
WHA...WHOA...-WHA?!...HEY! ...WAIT A MINUTE!! - YAAHH!!! OOF! THUD SOCK POUND POUND - YEOOOWCH! OW! OW! OW! GAAAAAAAG...YAAAAAHH!! POW! CHOKE BIFF BIFF BIFF - When leftovers get real old they can turn mean.
10 September 1989
Sigh...monday. - It's dreary and pouring rain. - What could be worse? There's a motorcycle gang in the driveway.
11 September 1989
Should I be mean or lazy today?... - Or, maybe a happy medium... - I'll just lie here and bite anyone who trips over me.
12 September 1989
This day is the dullest... - Things can't get more boring than this... - Any more stamps around here? Bingo.
13 September 1989
Hey, Garfield! It's hot and humid today! The conditions are perfect! Let's go! - I'm getting a front row seat. - Silence please, we're watching the linoleum curl.
14 September 1989
Wanna spice up those dull meals? - Just dumb your food on the table... - and make it dance! WHAM! WHAM! WHAM! You need help, Garfield.
15 September 1989
When people get bored they change things. - For instance, look at Jon here. - That'll tech him to take a nap.
16 September 1989
Kids...please don't try this at home. - YAWN - I'm bored. I gotta find a purpose in life. - FOOF! - - - FOOF - Can I try that? Find your own feather.
17 September 1989
I wonder what time it is? - Hmmmmm - Feels like breakfast time.
18 September 1989
CLICK - WHOCK! - Stupid garage door opener.
19 September 1989
Garfield, is this your box? Yeah. - It's full of mailmen's hats! I'm collecting them. - Where are the mailmen? THEY'VE ESCAPED!
20 September 1989
And now a scientific experiment to see if dogs can land on their feet. - BLOONG -
21 September 1989
I hate eating in bed. - There must be some deep psychological reason for that... - Or maybe it's because I'm lying on my fork.
22 September 1989
Sometimes it's good to get up early and do chores. - AARRRGH! - Like moving the litter box to the side of Jon's bed.
23 September 1989
My mind says "get up and get active," then my body begins to laugh. - Here, boy! - There's something very special about Odie... - CRASH! - That wasn't it. - - CRASH! - Now THAT was special.
24 September 1989
My, my, what's gotten into you this morning? It's what's NOT gotten into me. I'm on a diet, you freak. - I thought fat people were supposed to be jolly. They're ecstatic they're not on diets. - Come on...cheer up. Oh, very well.
25 September 1989
A carrot stick, all I get on my diet is this stupid carrot stick. - Jon says diets are supposedto be pleasurable... - Unless this thing starts tap dancing, I'm gonna be real disappointed.
26 September 1989
Remember, when preparing chicken... - "Waste not, want not" - These beaks make lovely wind chimes. This show's great for the diet.
27 September 1989
How does the diet go, Garfield? Uh, okay. - I'm really proud of you. Yeah, thanks. - Uh, what are you doing in there? Licking the oven grate.
28 September 1989
Garfield, you've dome so well on your diet, I've decided to let you cheat a little. - Here's an extra carrot stick! - Now why nid you noo nat?
29 September 1989
I'm hungry. I need an appetite suppressant. - - Jon's leftovers always so the trick.
30 September 1989