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Garfield

Do you know what I'm looking forward to after camping, boys? A nice hot shower. And from the smell of things, you guys could use one, too.

1 September 1989
 


 
Garfield

Camping was sure fun, wasn't it, boys? Gee, I wish we could camp just one more night. That can be arranged... CLICK Enjoy!

2 September 1989
 


 
Garfield

...and I have a hundred more pet stories. I guess the party's over. Ye-ha! Whoopee! * Party! Let's have a party! Yee-ha! I hate fleas. Ya-hoo! This spray should do the trick. Gas! Hit the deck, boys! PSSST!Ack! Cough, cough. Medic? They got Sam! Speak to

3 September 1989
 


 
Garfield

Okay, campers, it's time to exercise! Let's start with some leg lifts...ready, begin! Annnd ONE and... CLICK two.

4 September 1989
 


 
Garfield

ARRRRGH! I'M BEING CHASED BY A SNAKE IN A FUR COAT. Something wrong with your tail? Tail? I knew that.

5 September 1989
 


 
Garfield

I can't see! I can't see! Garfield, your blanket is over your eyes. I knew that. Sometimes I worry about that boy.

6 September 1989
 


 
Garfield

Jon put a bell around my neck. He thinks it'll keep me from catching birds. He's probably right.

7 September 1989
 


 
Garfield

Art is my life. Voila! I think I'll call it, "squirrel-tracks leading from empty lasagns pan".

8 September 1989
 


 
Garfield

It's five A.AM., Garfield. A great time to jog. YAWN Z I knew that nonsense wouldn't last long.

9 September 1989
 


 
Garfield

I say, "why diet?" I say, "why don't the do something about gravity?" This is it, Garfield! I've made up my mind! I'm throwing them out! Attaboy! Go get !em! CLICK Okay, time to go! HEY! WHAT'RE YOU DOING?! -WHA...WHOA...-WHA?!...HEY!

10 September 1989
 


 
Garfield

Sigh...monday. It's dreary and pouring rain. What could be worse? There's a motorcycle gang in the driveway.

11 September 1989
 


 
Garfield

Should I be mean or lazy today?... Or, maybe a happy medium... I'll just lie here and bite anyone who trips over me.

12 September 1989
 


 
Garfield

This day is the dullest... Things can't get more boring than this... Any more stamps around here? Bingo.

13 September 1989
 


 
Garfield

Hey, Garfield! It's hot and humid today! The conditions are perfect! Let's go! I'm getting a front row seat. Silence please, we're watching the linoleum curl.

14 September 1989
 


 
Garfield

Wanna spice up those dull meals? Just dumb your food on the table... and make it dance! WHAM! WHAM! WHAM! You need help, Garfield.

15 September 1989
 


 
Garfield

When people get bored they change things. For instance, look at Jon here. That'll tech him to take a nap.

16 September 1989
 


 
Garfield

Kids...please don't try this at home. YAWN I'm bored. I gotta find a purpose in life. FOOF! FOOF Can I try that? Find your own feather.

17 September 1989
 


 
Garfield

I wonder what time it is? Hmmmmm Feels like breakfast time.

18 September 1989
 


 
Garfield

CLICK WHOCK! Stupid garage door opener.

19 September 1989
 


 
Garfield

Garfield, is this your box? Yeah. It's full of mailmen's hats! I'm collecting them. Where are the mailmen? THEY'VE ESCAPED!

20 September 1989
 


 
Garfield

And now a scientific experiment to see if dogs can land on their feet. BLOONG -

21 September 1989
 


 
Garfield

I hate eating in bed. There must be some deep psychological reason for that... Or maybe it's because I'm lying on my fork.

22 September 1989
 


 
Garfield

Sometimes it's good to get up early and do chores. AARRRGH! Like moving the litter box to the side of Jon's bed.

23 September 1989
 


 
Garfield

My mind says "get up and get active," then my body begins to laugh. Here, boy! There's something very special about Odie... CRASH! That wasn't it. CRASH! Now THAT was special.

24 September 1989
 


 
Garfield

My, my, what's gotten into you this morning? It's what's NOT gotten into me. I'm on a diet, you freak. I thought fat people were supposed to be jolly. They're ecstatic they're not on diets. Come on...cheer up. Oh, very well.

25 September 1989
 


 
Garfield

A carrot stick, all I get on my diet is this stupid carrot stick. Jon says diets are supposedto be pleasurable... Unless this thing starts tap dancing, I'm gonna be real disappointed.

26 September 1989
 


 
Garfield

Remember, when preparing chicken... "Waste not, want not" These beaks make lovely wind chimes. This show's great for the diet.

27 September 1989
 


 
Garfield

How does the diet go, Garfield? Uh, okay. I'm really proud of you. Yeah, thanks. Uh, what are you doing in there? Licking the oven grate.

28 September 1989
 


 
Garfield

Garfield, you've dome so well on your diet, I've decided to let you cheat a little. Here's an extra carrot stick! Now why nid you noo nat?

29 September 1989
 


 
Garfield

I'm hungry. I need an appetite suppressant. Jon's leftovers always so the trick.

30 September 1989
 




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