Welcome to "Truth is Stranger Than Fiction Theater". The following story you are about to see is absolutely true. Except, of course, for the stuff we made up to make it more interesting. I love television.
HEY! Yeah, you! The one sitting there reading this paper. GOT ANYTHING TO EAT? sniff sniff Oh-ho! What's that? Looks like a bowl of food for me. And Jon's nowhere around... Looks like I'll have to serve myself. TUG Couldn'twait, could you? tap tap tap
Hey, carp face, remember the reptile? That dance we used to do on the floor? What a hoot! Let's do it! * Yeah, let's do the reptile ** The ** Rep-rep-rep-rep-reptile. I can't get up. Neither can I And they say you can't go back.
* Got a date with my dream chick. She is cure and that's just a start. * Oh, yeah, she's a vet, and better yet she'll make a house call on my heart. ** * * Doo wop doo wop You are witnessing a phenomenon known ad the mating ritual of thenerd.
THE SINK'S OVERLFOWING! Well bail it out. YOU CLOGGED IT UP WITH YOUR STUPID CAT HAIR! Excuse me for being a cat. I don'thave to take this. I'm going to stand out here, in the rain, till Jon apologizes. CLICK Ah, he's come to hissenses. GOOSH
Did you know you can harm planty by talking to them? Observe. Then I got into stamp collecting. I liked to stick them to my forehead... I had red ones, and green ones, and blue ones, and pink ones... Not a pretty sight.
Hello? Yes, this is Jon Arbuckle. The police? You say vegetation is dying? Crops are ruined? People are dropping in the streets? Well, yes, I did. Yes, sir, I will...right away. I have to put my shoes back on. That explains the peelingwallpaper.
Z KLUNK! Fall out of bed again, Garfield? This is really embarrassing. Hang on a minute...I may have a solution. There we go. My belt ought to keep you from falling out again. CRASH! Fall out of your pants again, Jon? This isreally embarrassing.
Wanna go jogging? I'm busy. Honestly, Garfield. I have the feeling you think more of that teddy bear than you do of me! Pay no attention to ol' what's-his-name, Pookie.This rain is never going to stop. Let's pack up and go home. That's it! Let's go! SLAM!
Why is that teddy bear of mine always getting lost? Why can't I ever find him? POOOOOOOO-KY! And why am I cupping my hands over my mouth? CLOMP! CLOMP! CLOMP! CLOMP! CLOMP! CLOMP! Time to eat? CLOMP! CLOMP! Time to eat. CLOMP!
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Look at this, Garfield! "Challenge your intellect! Discover the creative you! Meet vital stimulating people!" I'm gonna do it, Garfield! I'm gonna take a pottery class! The Leonardo da Vinci Academy of Pottery?
I don't know why you're insisting on coming to pottery class with me, Garfield. I wouldn't miss this for the world. I want to see these "vital and stimulating peaople" the ad in the paper promised. Are these the students or the pots?
Hi there, I'm Jon Arbuckle, this is my first night in pottery class, what are you making? A MAN! It doesn't look much like a man. Well, whatever it is, it's a darn sight better than my fourth husband, Waldo! Poor Waldo.
Hi, I'm Jon Arbuckle. Hello. My name's Kimmy. I've never seen you before in pottery class. Tonight's my first class. Well, I think you'll enjoy it. I know that look. You're going to ask her out, aren't you? So when are you going to ask meout?
Would you go out with me, Kimmy? Don't do it, Jon! There's something strange about her. That would be nice! GREAT! We cats have a sixth sense about these things. We'll do dinner. plus, she's making a pile of clay eyebrows.
Whoops! Darn, I dropped an egg. You said taht like you expect me to eat it off the floor. You're too lazy to clean it up, so let the cat have it, right? Sure, the cat's a warthog! He'll eat off the floor! Good kitty. Shut up anddrop some toast.
Well, I suppose we'll have to get ANOTHER Christmas tree, Garfield, since you destroyed the first one. Put it out of its misery, is more like it. Hey! This looks like a good place! Honest Frosty's USED TREES Jon, Jon, Jon.