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Garfield

Here it is, new year's day. Time to celebrate, Garfield style! Z

1 January 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

DOOF! Garfield, what made you do that?! I think it was the earflaps.

2 January 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

Welcome to "Truth is Stranger Than Fiction Theater". The following story you are about to see is absolutely true. Except, of course, for the stuff we made up to make it more interesting. I love television.

3 January 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

What's new, Garfield? Well, King Kong is on the roof batting down airplanes. The entire planet is being ravaged by brain-eating aliens... But more important, my dish is empty.

4 January 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

Do you want the rest of that cereal? Garfield, you've just had a dozen doughnuts, six pancakes, a pound of ham and a quart of milk. So, what's your point?

5 January 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

Look, Jon! I cleaned my bowl! I ate every bit of my dinner! Aren't you proud of me? How about the fact thet I ate your dinner, too? Does that impress you?

6 January 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

Hey, guys, let's make snow angels. Nah, let's make Odie lick more bumpers. pat pat pat pat pat pat -

7 January 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

Time for bed! CRACK! It's diet time. Rats.

8 January 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

I have a new diet for you, Garfield. sniff sniff Smells great! There you go. I can't wait! Oh no! You can't eat it. Oh no! Not the AROMA diet?!

9 January 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

How goes the diet? Oh...you know.

10 January 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

For your diet, I expect you to drink 12 glasses of water a day. Got it. GARFIELD! What's that slice of pizza doing in your glass?! Pizza?! I thought that was a water spot!

11 January 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

Diets stink. Here's your boiled cabbage, Garfield. I rest my case.

12 January 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

Hey, c'mon, fella. I'm just a bathroom scale. I don't do livestock. EEERRRRRRGGGGG!

13 January 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

What happened?! Odie was just showing me his impression of a chihuahua. SHOOF SHOOF SHOOF ALL RIGHT! ALL RIGHT!! I'LL FIX YOUR BREAKFAST!!!

14 January 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

I've painted eyeballs on my eyelids... "Why?" You ask? And when I was three, I remember mom coming out to the chicken coop saying, "Jonny, Jonny, Jonny, where have..."

15 January 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

Boy, what a great nap! scratch scratch STRETCH -

16 January 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

I have hair in my ears! I sensed an impending crisis.

17 January 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

Z WHIRRRRRRRR GARFIELD; HAVE YOU SEEN MY PENCIL SHARPENER?

18 January 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

Life sure was great on the farm, Garfield. Here we go. Soft summer breezes, golden fields of wheat... Then, came the locusts. Good, a happy ending.

19 January 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

Jon thinks he can trap me into going to the vet using a grilled cheese sandwich as bait. What kind of gluttonous idiot does Jon take me for anyway? What, no picle?

20 January 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

The brownie troop strikes again. Z pant pant pant pant I'm trying to take a nap. Odie. Now scram! pant pant pan YAWN pant pant pant pant SLOSH! I don't know whether to scream or buy a boat.

21 January 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

tick tick tick tick tick tick tick That ticking is driving me crazy! shake shake shake tock tock tock tock tock tock

22 January 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

Here, Jon! Have a bon. Where did you get this?

23 January 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

Jon, I have good news and bad news. The bad news is, that Odie got his face stuck in the vacuum cleaner. The good news is, I think we solved our ant problem.

24 January 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

HA! BEAT YOU TO IT! Uh, Garfield. Would you mind taking your claws out of my hand? Give me a good reason.

25 January 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

Your dinner, sire. He's finally learning his place! I was being sarcastic. Don't ruin the moment for me, Jon.

26 January 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

Is this a new dish, Garfield? Nope, it's your old wading pool.

27 January 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

Never ask others to help you diet. grinka ? grinka grinka grinka grinka grinka grinka grinka Stupid recliner. WHAP! WHAP! WHAP! WHAP! WHAP!

28 January 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

Forget it, Garfield. C'mon, Jon! Go on a diet! Please? I refuse to describe your feet! Just tell me ig they're happy!

29 January 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

Packing on a little weight there, aren't you, Garfield? Absolutely not! And by the way, your TV tray's sitting on my stomach.

30 January 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

Ah, here it is. They say wearing vertical stripes makes you look thinner. Or, in my case, like a water melon.

31 January 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

I'm too fat. SCRIK! Now I'm too tall.

1 February 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

What a great idea! I've never looked thinner. -

2 February 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

Maybe this recliner will press me out thinner... Hey! It works! Just call me "Slim Jim".

3 February 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

Garfield, you wouldn't know what happened to my fern, would you? Who, me? Sigh. Jon's not home... Odie's taking a nap... Z And Pooky's being cleaned. Sigh.

4 February 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

YAWN I wonder what time it is? Let's see...the big hand is on the floor, and the little handis unde rthe couch in the living room, so...

5 February 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

Here's something you'll enjoy, Garfield. We'll see. A beautiful sunset... And a cookie. You're right.

6 February 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

Ever had a night when you just couldn't get comfortable? So has Jon.

7 February 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

Look, Garfield, a lion! My great uncle was a lion. King of the jungle! Yup, he was a big shot. The mighty hunter... Then, one day, he ate a sick monkey.

8 February 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

Garfield, there was a pan of lasagna here. Where's the lasagna? Resting comfortably. Where's the pan? Resting not so comfortably.

9 February 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

Garfield! What have I told you about climbing curtains? I'm not climbing curtains. I do, however, have a real bad case of static cling.

10 February 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

Vacancy > Hungry, Garfield? The mighty lion lies in wait... He spies a herd of eggs over easy! They become skittish, sensing danger... HE STRIKES! The village dam bursts, sending orange juice gushing through the melee! Can't Ihave a normal breakfast? S

11 February 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

Okay, heads I watch TV, tails I stay in bed. ting! HEYYYY! Kids!

12 February 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

I'm helping Jon with the housecleaning. Here, Jon. I cleaned the candy out of the box. Now I'll see if there's anything cluttering up the cookie jar.

13 February 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

Nobdy can relax like you, Garfield. How do you do it? -Slipping while swinging from the light fixture halps.

14 February 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

I'm being ignored.

15 February 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

May I have a lock of your hair? SNIP! I'll keep it as a memento of how stupid you look right now.

16 February 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

A funny thing happened to me on my way to the fence tonight. -

17 February 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

Z Z POINK! STRRRETCH SNERK! PLOP! Z False start.

18 February 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

I only know two things about life... I love my teddy bear and my teddy bear loves me. Simple truths are the most profound truths.

19 February 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

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20 February 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

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21 February 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

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22 February 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

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23 February 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

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24 February 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

Plastic birdbaths require a less direct approach. PHOOT! PHOOT! -

25 February 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

Oh, Garfield! Breakfast! CRACK! CRACK! You wouldn't perchance, know who nailed my blanket to my bed, would you? snick snick snick snick

26 February 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

Odie GULP -

27 February 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

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28 February 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

What are those, mommy? Well, the cute one is a cat, and...uh, the other one appears to be some kind of fat weasel or something. Are you going to let her talk about you like that?

1 March 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

I adore you! I worship you! I love you more than life itself! I can't live without you! Uh...Garfield? Yes? Why are you talking to my popsicle?

2 March 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

Some flowers for you, my dear. Gee, I'll bet they used to be lovely. And tasty too.

3 March 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

I'll just have a drumstick. digga digga digga digga digga digga digga digga digga digga digga digga digga digga digga digga digga digga digga digga digga Uh, Odie. DIGGA DIGGA DIGGA DIGGA DIGGA

4 March 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

Garfield, life is like a festival. You have to get out there and enjoy it! That's what my uncle Arno said. You're not moving. He was run over a parade.

5 March 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

What a beautiful day! A day that says, "come outside and enjoy me!" I prefer a day that says, "stay inside, relax, watch some TV, grab a nap."

6 March 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

I'm depressed, Garfield. And do you know what I do when I'm depressed? I play the BONGOS! Now I'M depressed.

7 March 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

I'm bored. Wanna look at my tongue and guess what I've been eating? Go away.

8 March 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

Thanks.

9 March 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

FOOF And the crowd goes wild.

10 March 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

Keep flapping, Odie. We want all the little birdies to feel welcome. cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep Hee hee HA HA! HAAAA Enjoy yourself outside, Garfield? I thought I'd die landing.

11 March 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

In case you didn't notice, I just chased a mouse through here! Bravo. clap clap clap

12 March 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

Odie and I are going to play on the roof. Roller skates?! Look out below!

13 March 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

I'm turning the tables on Garfield. I'm stealing HIS dinner. I HAVE GARFIELD'S FOOD! I HAVE GARFIELD'S FOOD! What's all the commotion about?

14 March 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

Ever notice how other cats scamper around, Garfield? YOu never scamper. You sort of ooze. I have bad knees.

15 March 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

I've lengthened my name... And I do believe it will serve me well. Garfield Horatiq III, Esq. Embellished our name, did we? Fill 'er up!

16 March 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

We're going to the lake, Garfield! I hate the lake. Boating! Last time I ate a toad. Fishing! Came back with the tongue warts

17 March 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

Now this is my kind of refrigerator magnet. Z Hmmm, the stare'im-in-the-face-till-he-wakes-up-routine isn't working. Z Z WHAP WHAP WHAP And the slap'im-silly-with-the-tail routine isn't either. Z It's time to call in the heavyartillery. Oh, Odie! You know

18 March 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

Yeeuck! A spider! This can of bug spray ought to do the trick. KRONG KRONG KRONG

19 March 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

Do you realize I'm your best friend, Garfield? OH, NO! What happened to the pizza delivery boy?!

20 March 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

Ha ha! You look like an Eskimo, Garfield. GET OUT OF THE FREEZER!

21 March 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

Garfield, have you seen my shoes? Many times. And, by the way... Have you seen my new flowerpots?

22 March 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

Garfield, you eat enough to eat three cats. I know, Jon, and I'm so ashamed. Now be a good boy and fetch dessert. I'm glad we had this talk.

23 March 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

Fascinating. You know, Garfield, people should read more books. I thought so.

24 March 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

Hold this for a minute. sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff -

25 March 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

Good evening, ladies and germs. SPLAT! CRASH! Now you've done it!

26 March 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

tappity tappity tappity tappity tappity SPLAT! tappity tappity tappity

27 March 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

SPLUT! "Swap Pie". CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP

28 March 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

tappity tappity tappity reeeek SPLAT!

29 March 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

tappity tappity tappity tappity Pkay, bring it home, Garfield! tappity tappity tappity tappity tappity That's it for tonight, folks.

30 March 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

tappity tappity tappity SHUNK! -

31 March 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

HEY! Yeah, you! The one sitting there reading this paper. GOT ANYTHING TO EAT? sniff sniff Oh-ho! What's that? Looks like a bowl of food for me. And Jon's nowhere around... Looks like I'll have to serve myself. TUG Couldn'twait, could you? tap tap tap

1 April 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

Look Garfield. I've had my portrait done! I'll get the darts.

2 April 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

Should I tell Jon there's a spider crawling up his leg? Should I tell Jon there's a spider crawling up his shirt? YAAAAAAH! I guess that little dilemma took care of itself.

3 April 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

Whew! Boy, I ate too much. Know what I mean? NO, I guess you wouldn't. Aren't you going to lick your plate?

4 April 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

What's new, Garfield? I'm teaching Odie to fly. THUD! Homework.

5 April 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

I've carved this lovely statue. Using only my claws. And the sofa.

6 April 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

Here, Garfield! Good boy! You came when I called! Are you talking to me?

7 April 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

Now, there's a face that would make even a mother scream. coo-coo coo-coo Garfield, I could sit here and pet you all evening. But it's almost seven and I have to get ready for my date. You'll have to get down now. I like it here. -C'mon, Garfield! She'll

8 April 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

You know, we're both getting pretty porky lately, Garfield. Oink oink I think we should diet together. Diet together by yourself. After all, "misery loves company". Is your family coming for a visit?

9 April 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

Garfield, we're on a diet. Leave Odie's food alone! -

10 April 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

growll ROAARR Dueling diets. I won.

11 April 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

AHA! AHA!

12 April 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

Not enough to eat, Garfield? Let me take care of that. -

13 April 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

Garfield, this diet is one of the healthiest we've ever been on. It only lacks one thing. Food. I concur.

14 April 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

I'm suddenly feeling very sympathetic to cantaloupes. Z Garfield, breakfast! Z SLURP SHOOF! Take that stupid blanket off! SLURP

15 April 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

Garfield will get a kick out of this apron! Kiss The Cook Oh, Garfield! Never mind. Feed The Cat. What?

16 April 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

Good morning, Garfield. GOOD MORNING! You gotta cut down. YES, THANKS! I WILL HAVE AN 11TH CUP OF COFFEE!

17 April 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

Poor Jon. He was hoping to win a marathon... But he passed out lacing his shoes.

18 April 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

I sent Garfield out for the day. Maybe this will get his mind off food for a change. Big cupcake spill on the highway! Figures.

19 April 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

You know, Garfield, sometimes I think my life has been a failure. ...that I'm a loser and a bore. But, then I get out my lint collection and I know it's been worth it. Z

20 April 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

Viewers, are you lethargic? Let us help you. No thanks. I wrote the book of lethargy.

21 April 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

SEE The World's Fattest Cat Tickets I'd be very upset about this if I weren't getting 10% of the gate. Jon says I'm not pulling my weight around here. So there are a few mice around. Big deal. And one or two squirrels, so what? -I think the armadillo herd

22 April 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

My old school chum is coming to visit, Garfield. * DING DONG ** There he is now! Wheezer! Carp face! I'll find a motel.

23 April 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

Wheezer this is my cat, Garfield. Looks just like you, carp face! HAW! HAW! HAW! HAW! BOOGA! BOOGA! BOOGA! HONK! HONK! This is going to be a long week.

24 April 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

Here we are in biology class. Yeah. Remember dissecting those frogs. Yeah. And I put that lung down your shirt? Yeah! Hey! Hey! I'm eating here!

25 April 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

Here we are at the prom. Yeah, too bad we couldn't find dates. That strapless chiffon gown was you. Do you think the tiara was too much? I think I've heard enough.

26 April 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

Hey, Garfield, here's your owner's senior picture. Uh... Jon Arbuckle "Carpface" This explains a lot.

27 April 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

Hey, carp face, remember the reptile? That dance we used to do on the floor? What a hoot! Let's do it! * Yeah, let's do the reptile ** The ** Rep-rep-rep-rep-reptile. I can't get up. Neither can I And they say you can't go back.

28 April 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

Grrrr I'm glad I'm near the sink. Boy, that was fun. Thanks for coming to visit, Wheezer. Yeah, it was great catching up old school days. Well so long...and HONK! HONK! HONK! BOOGA! BOOGA! BOOGA! WHOOP! WHOOP! WHOOP! slap slap slapYADDA! YADDA! YADDA! WHE

29 April 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

Oh, silly me. It must be one of those mornings. What worries me is that JON isn't worried.

30 April 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

I worry when Jon goes out. I worry he'll come home.

1 May 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

Garfield, do not eat my doughnut. Your lips said "no", but your eyes said "yes".

2 May 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

Huh?! What's that noise? CLICK! Sounds like it's comingfrom the kitchen. Now when did I get that ugly centerpiece? ice cream

3 May 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

Kinda gloomy out there this morning isn't it, Garfield? Well, not to worry, I have an antidote! Good morning, sunshine! The sad part is, he was up all night making these.

4 May 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

Jon loves the works on his hamburger. It has lettuce, tomatoes, pickles, mustard, catsup, onions, cheese, and I have the meat.

5 May 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

tap tap Nobody here but us crumbs. Hmmm...needs a little salt. -

6 May 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

Z Z Amateurs. Z

7 May 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

BOO! BOO! BOO! Sure, "boo" my jokes. I'm only doing this for my mother. My dear, sweet mother, "make 'em laugh, sonny," she used to say. GET HIS MOTHER! YEAH! Tough crowd.

8 May 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

There's something special about getting mail, Garfield. It's nice to know someone's thinking of you. Dear deadbeat, send a payment or I'll repossess your teeth. From your brother! How sweet!

9 May 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

Good evening, Monsieur. For your pleasure, I have prepared dinner. And, for your convenience, I have eaten it.

10 May 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

I'm going to get some honey as soon as I clear these bees out of here. Fore which I have a plan. Okay, Odie. Make a sound like a daisy.

11 May 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

Garfield, that's a silly hat. But, then, you ARE eccentric. Cunning, too.

12 May 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

I hear the mailmen are really biting around these parts. ZWIP! YAAH! WHAM! YEEK! YEOW! WHAM! WOOAAH! WHAM! ARRGH! WHAM! WHAM! Ah, bananas are sure good for you.

13 May 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

You gotta make your own fun.

14 May 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

Yes! It's I, Banana Man! Here to bring humor to the world! Just spread a few peels around... And, voila! Instant fun!

15 May 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

Why, just look at that gloomy face! Fear not! Banana Man is here to help! Why...why thank you, Banana Man. I feel better already!

16 May 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

Yikes! Another dreary, listless soul in need of assistance. From...Banana Man! Moo?

17 May 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

SPLAT! Garfield, you're carrying this banana ting too far! Thmile when you thay that!

18 May 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

Garfield! I'm sick of your stupid "Banana Man" routine! Now find something else to do! Hi! I'm the Chicken Man, here to entertain you!

19 May 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

YAAAAAHHHH!!! NOW what are you doing? I always floss between mailmen.

20 May 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

Time to water the ol' lawn. wind wind wind YANK! GARFIELD!!! WHIRRRR

21 May 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

sniff sniff sniff sniff ? sniff sniff sniff sniff -

22 May 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

Cats are always up to something... Sneaking around the house, chasing rubber balls... Learning to use the can opener! My life has new meaning!

23 May 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

And so as the sun gently sets... We pack up our memories... And bid farewell to our first annual cheese festival.

24 May 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

Well, partner, that was the last bean. Yup, looks like we'll have to eat the cat. I'll ge the taco shells. Boy, are they going to get a nasty letter.

25 May 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

TONK TONK TONK Ahhhh. TONK TONK TONK Tonk tonk tonk?

26 May 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

GARFIELD! Sigh Look at me, Garfield. I look awful. No you don't. What if you got a face-lift? And a tummy tuck. BOOF! And didn't slouch. And loosened up. NOW you look awful.

27 May 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

You don't look to well today, Garfield. I feel fine. Leave me alone. Let me see your tongue. No way! Okay, then, it's off to the vet. Wait! Wait! Here it is!

28 May 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

How about a date, doc? I'll think about it after I wheel your cart over to x-ray. CRASH Tables with wheels! What won't they think of next?! I've thoight about it...the answer is "no".

29 May 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

"Have a cup of coffee, Jon." Why, thanks, don't mind if I do. Congratulations, Mr. Arbuckle. You are going to give birth to a fine, healthy litter of puppies. I hate puppies!

30 May 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

You have the most bewitching eyes... They cast a spell on me. Well, it's not working. How come? You're not a SLUG yet.

31 May 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

Ss, doc, how is my cat? He'll live. And how are my chances of getting a date? I'm afraid THEY'RE terminal.

1 June 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

Last chance, doc. Will you go out with me? What the heck. Okay. REALLY?! Looks like your cat will be needing a house call anyway.

2 June 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick This clock is driving me nuts! tick tick tick tick tick I think I'll move it. To Jon's underwear drawer. tick tick tick Z Wake up, Garfield! It's almost... BRRIIIINNNGG * ** Seven o'clock?

3 June 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

* Got a date with my dream chick. She is cure and that's just a start. * Oh, yeah, she's a vet, and better yet she'll make a house call on my heart. ** * * Doo wop doo wop You are witnessing a phenomenon known ad the mating ritual of thenerd.

4 June 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

The secret to imressing a date is not appearing to be eager. Notice how calm and cool I am. * DING DONG ** Shae's here! WHAP! Sigh.

5 June 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

Hey, how about that weather? Reckon it'll rain, I suppose...if not, it won't...nope...nope. Relay, Jon. I guess I am a little chatty, aren't I? I'll quiet down. Plus, I just ran out of subject matter.

6 June 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

I have the uneasy feeling that your cat is going to show up. Nonsense, my dear. This is a class restaurant. You're overestimating Garfield.

7 June 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

The plate is hot, monsieur. Thanks, Shorty. YAAAH! THIS PLATE IS HOT! THE FOOD'S GOING DOWN MY SHIRT! HOT! HOT! HOT! I'll dirve you home.

8 June 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

Well, here we are at the front door, Liz. SPLAT! Uh, come in.

9 June 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

Jon, how did you know that rocky road pistachio bubble gum sherbet topped with butter pecan candy coating was my favorite ice cream? YUK! BOK! TOK! POK! HURK! MMMMM! YUK!

10 June 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

How is a monday morning different from other mornings? BLUT! Other mornings, I would have peanut buttered the bread AFTER I toasted it.

11 June 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

It's good to get away now and then. To rise above the hubbub and have time alone with your thoughts. Hi, guy! What are you doing up here?

12 June 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

Look, Garfield! A kitty treat! Oh boy! Oh boy! A kitty treat! Ha-ha! Boy howdy. I'm going crazy here. Don't strain yourself! You want I should burst into flame?

13 June 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

Odie, do you think I'm fat? Slobber once for "yes," twice for "no".

14 June 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

-

15 June 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

How was your tennis date with Gloria? PTOOEY She had a pretty good serve.

16 June 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

Venetian drapes. Garfield, I'm home! Jon's not going to like this.

17 June 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

Well, I'm getting ready to celebrate another birthday. Another year down the road of life... SWIPE! Another notch in the ol' easy chair.

18 June 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

HAPPY BIRTHDAY; GARFIELD! CLICK Do these guys know me, or do these guys know me?

19 June 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

I am personally looking forward to colder weather.

20 June 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

Hark! A sad face! Banana Man on the rescue! -

21 June 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

squirt squirt squrt sniff sniff Okay! What are oil and vinegar doing in my sprayer? The bleu cheese was too chunky.

22 June 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

Let's see which one of us can keep his eyes closed the longest! Boy, this is some fun, huh? You bet.

23 June 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

Z Z Z ZZZ zff ZZZ zff ZZZ zff * DING DONG * DING DONG YAAAHH! While you're down here, how about filling my dish?

24 June 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

Here, boys. Take my straw hat and blanket. Let's hit the beach! -

25 June 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

Rats. Garfield, have you seen my banana-coconut cream suntan lotion? Suntan lotion?

26 June 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

Look, Garfield. If you put a seashell to your ear, you can hear the ocean roar. SNAP! YAAAHH! Not if it's a hermit crab shell.

27 June 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

Hey, hey. That's quite a sand castle, Garfield. By the way, where's Odie?

28 June 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

Hey, Garfield! Spread out the blanket, set out lunch, turn the radio on... And set up the umbrella! CHONK!

29 June 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

Ahh...I guess the beach isn't so bad. SLOOSH! It's worse.

30 June 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

Oh, Garfield. Garfield, I'm going to teach you self-control. This is a box of kitty treats... Do not take the kitty treats. I'm leaving the room now. You are not to take the kitty treats. Okay! I'm coming back to it now! The kittytreats had better be ther

1 July 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

You didn't eat your vegetables. What are you going to do? Tell my mother! I think I will. Look! I'm eating 'em! I'm eating 'em! Tell her he ate his dessert first!

2 July 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

Cookie time! Jon's so easy to fool. Liver Ordinarily.

3 July 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

Was that an eclipse? Oh, it was just Garfield walking past the window. Shaddup.

4 July 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

It's impossible not to enjoy the playful nature of a cat. Hey, Garfield. Let's have some fun! Do you have an appointment?

5 July 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

I CONFESS! I'VE BEEN PLOTTING TO STEAL YOUR CANDY BAR! That's a lot of the ol' conscience.

6 July 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

The secret to catching birds is patience. Uh...Garfield. shhh!

7 July 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

THE SINK'S OVERLFOWING! Well bail it out. YOU CLOGGED IT UP WITH YOUR STUPID CAT HAIR! Excuse me for being a cat. I don'thave to take this. I'm going to stand out here, in the rain, till Jon apologizes. CLICK Ah, he's come to hissenses. GOOSH

8 July 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

HANDS OFF! FEET OFF! Make up your mind!

9 July 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

That pretty girl is looking at you, Jon. Steady, boy. Cracked like an egg.

10 July 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

Here, Garfield. You may have a morsel of my food. You touched that one. I'll ge tmy own. That's not a morsel! That's a glob! Must we argue semantics here?

11 July 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

CLICK GARFIELD! WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN UP TO?! What makes you think I've been up to something? Beware Of Dog

12 July 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

Silly break. WOO! WOO! -

13 July 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

Sigh If you're bored, Garfield. you should get a hobby. Being bored IS my hobby.

14 July 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

PAT PAT PAT PAT PAT PATTA PATTA PATTA WRRMMM! PING! Wha?! What happened? You blinked.

15 July 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

Guess what, Garfield? We're going to the farm today! Fine. Excuse me while I dress appropriately. * If I only had a brain ** STOP THAT!

16 July 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

Don't you get a little bored here on the farm, Doc Boy? No way! Now be quiet. We're missing the show. There goes the red sock again!

17 July 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

What kind of dog is that, Jon? Well, dad...he's, uh... I have a hunch. What's that? Wortless.

18 July 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

There's old man yarber, Garfie(l)d. He neverquite got the hang of modern farming methods. The man's whipping a tractor! GIDDYAP THERE!

19 July 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

Come sit on your mother's lap, Jonny. pat pat pat Aw, mom, I'm too big for that. Nonsense! You're still my little boy. Now come on... pat pat Oh, okay. Am I too heavy fo you, Mom? ...mom?

20 July 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

Is that a gorgeous sunset or what, Garfield? I'd give it an "or what". Can we change the channel now?

21 July 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

Z BRRINNG! SMASH! TWIST TWIST MANGLE MANGLE MANGLE Z stagger stagger Cough..gasp Z TROMP TROMP TROMP TROMP TROMP TROMP BRRIIINNG!!! z

22 July 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

It's ninety degrees, Garfield, and people are dying out there. But not me, Garfield. And do you know why? Because I'm wearing wet socks! This man needs a hobby.

23 July 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

We lead the dullest lives. How dull, you ask? Hey, look, Garfield! A seed in a a seedless grape! Don't ask.

24 July 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

WHAT A DISASTER! CHOCOLATE SYRUP AND NO ICE CREAM! Okay, so it's not a disaster.

25 July 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

What do you think of my new curtains, Garfield? They're pre-shredded so there's nothing you can do to them! Ha! Ruined them!

26 July 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

Guess what, Garfield? Your life is hopelessly pointless? I think my bunny slippers are in love! I stand corrected.

27 July 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

Did you know you can harm planty by talking to them? Observe. Then I got into stamp collecting. I liked to stick them to my forehead... I had red ones, and green ones, and blue ones, and pink ones... Not a pretty sight.

28 July 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

DING DONG * The mailman's here. Good, I haven't had a bite in weeks. Garfield, meet my new assistant, Waldo. Waldo, what is this? CAT! And what does Waldo do with cats? JUMP ON! And do you know why? MAKE FUNNY NOISE! Any mail? No,and I need a ride to the

29 July 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

Killer bee! SMASH BAM! CRASH! WHAM! CRUNCH! No need to thank me, Jon. That's a fly!

30 July 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

Here, Garfield. Would you like to play with this ball of yarn? Sure. Your move.

31 July 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

Enjoying dinner, Garfield? You bet. I love lasagna. How's your tuna and liver?

1 August 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

This is mine, that is yours. Do you have that? No. But, the instant you avert your attention, I will.

2 August 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

Let's see. What should I wear today? My sweat socks? My polyester socks? Or my shredded socks? My shredded socks? GARFIELD! I was hoping he'd never get to the bottom of the drawer.

3 August 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

There's a toy in every box of this cereal. CRASH! Milk?

4 August 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

Jon GARFIELD YAWN Time for bed. What th-?! Z Okay, Odie. Come out and face the music! poke poke Cut it out. I'm trying to get some sleep here. Score one for the big guy.

5 August 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

Impressions Mona Lisa

6 August 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

Impressions A turtle!

7 August 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

What the...? Moth on a windshield.

8 August 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

Impressions Swiss army knife.

9 August 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

Hood ornament You know, Garfield... Rat in a mousetrap. I'm getting tired of your stupid impressions. Okay, then, let's listen to the RADIO.

10 August 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

A motor boat. B-B-B-B-B-B

11 August 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

GARFIELD! Time for your brushing, Garfield. Come here! Now hold still! brush brush brush brush brush brush brush brush brush DOC! YOU GOTTA HELP MY CAT!

12 August 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

You're worthless, Garfield. Nothing will ever become of you lying here like that. HEY! HEY! MICHELANGELO PAINTED THE SISTINE CHAPEL LIKE THIS, FELLA!

13 August 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

What's this? You want me to read you a bedtime story? Oh, very well. "Chop up a small onion and saute until tender, then add sliced mushrooms..."

14 August 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

I just glued Odie to the wall. I also coated him with honey and stuck his head in a pickle jar. Ge, ,I hop that didn't sound like bragging.

15 August 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

Family outings are very important. They're fun and they bring us closer together. Right, boys? I wanna be disowned.

16 August 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

We didn't get any mail today. Sure we did. In fact, we got everybody's.

17 August 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

And so ends another day. Another day in which I accomplished exactly nothing. Another flawlwss day.

18 August 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

What an awful show. There has to be something better on than this! ...where's that remote control? Umffff Eeerrrgggh NNNGGGHHHH Actually, it isn't THAT awful.

19 August 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

Taking Odie for a walk, Garfield? Uh-huh. Is he aware of it?

20 August 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

Here! Take my dinner! You'll end up stealing it anyway! No, Jon, I don't want you to give me your food. CHONK! NOW I'll steal it!

21 August 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

SNARF CHOMP CHOMP GOBBLE GOBBLE CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP SNORT CHOMP GOBBLE CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH SNARF SNARF -

22 August 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

Garfield, when I think of the expens of keeping you around, do you know what I should do? Feed me. Relly...I mean feed me. We can talk about your silly problem later.

23 August 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

Just a little something to show how I feel about you, Odie! I want to remember this moment. CLICK! Now, don't open it until I get out of the house.

24 August 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

Cat Food Empty. Does this mean you're not going to feed me?

25 August 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

* Hey, what happened to the six cases of soda pop I had in... ...here YAAAHHH! ODIE! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE! BURRRRRP

26 August 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

I'm going to sleep now! BANG! BANG! BANG! I'm going to sleep! I'm going to sleep! Z Certainly a big occasion around this house.

27 August 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

Checking for a pulse. I hate that.

28 August 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

Sometimes I wish I could sleep all day like you, Garfield. Never having a care in the world. Oh. I have pleanty to worry about. LIKE LOSING SLEEP FOR INSTANCE!

29 August 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

I have a job for you, Garfield. You are now my paperweight. When's coffee break?

30 August 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

YAWN Was I just getting up, or just going to bed? Better safe than sorry.

31 August 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

YAWN UNNNGH! Oh no! I've taken root!

1 September 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

And now...inn-tro-ducing... Garfield, The Amazing!!! TAH-DAHHHH! ...nothing up my supper dish... sniff sniff TAP TAP TAP -

2 September 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

I hate monday. Oh, well, it's nearly over and I'm still here. It says here that lasagna causes warts. Shoot me.

3 September 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

SCHLIP! Oh, Jon.

4 September 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

This is twice the weight I've ever lifted. Won't this be exciting? You bet. HUP! UNNNNNGGG I've never ridden in an ambulance before.

5 September 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

GULP! My compliments to the can opener.

6 September 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

Hmm SNIP SNIP Coupon for cat food.

7 September 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

Guess how many ball bearings fit in your socks? RIIIP! That many.

8 September 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

A spider! CLOP! WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM Where did it go? YAAAHHH!

9 September 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

Garfield! Dinner is... ZIP! NOT SERVED! HA HA HA HA! How humoresque

10 September 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

Z JON! JON! WHA! HUH?! Would it disturb your sleep if I woke you up?

11 September 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

Hello? Yes, this is Jon Arbuckle. The police? You say vegetation is dying? Crops are ruined? People are dropping in the streets? Well, yes, I did. Yes, sir, I will...right away. I have to put my shoes back on. That explains the peelingwallpaper.

12 September 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

YAWN scratch scratch I am not a morning person. Good afternoon, Garfield. See?

13 September 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

Watch me Jon scare with this rubber spider. YAAH! A RUBBER SPIDER! Rats. I didn't fool him.

14 September 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

Are you boys going to help me paint? Sure! GARFIELD! Did I miss a spot?

15 September 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

Z KLUNK! Fall out of bed again, Garfield? This is really embarrassing. Hang on a minute...I may have a solution. There we go. My belt ought to keep you from falling out again. CRASH! Fall out of your pants again, Jon? This isreally embarrassing.

16 September 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

Which would you rather do, Garfield, go to the farm, or go camping? Would having something amputated be a choice?

17 September 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

Boy, it's cold! I can hardly wait to try out my new electric socks! Where'd they go?! Nothing like a hot sock of coffee in the morning, huh, Odie? slook

18 September 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

What do you think of my new tent, Garfield? O got it on sale. GOOSH! Such a deal.

19 September 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

shake shake shake YAAAH!

20 September 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

Here you goo, Pooky. Hang on tight, now. Sniff, they grow up so fast.Quite a little rainstorm we had last night, eh, boys? Gee, I hope none of the food got wet. Saltine?

21 September 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

Wanna go jogging? I'm busy. Honestly, Garfield. I have the feeling you think more of that teddy bear than you do of me! Pay no attention to ol' what's-his-name, Pookie.This rain is never going to stop. Let's pack up and go home. That's it! Let's go! SLAM!

22 September 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

Gave your bear a bath? How'd you guess?sniff Bless you. Z Z BARK! SPLAT! Z Z BARK! Z Z BARK! BOOT!

23 September 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

Why is that teddy bear of mine always getting lost? Why can't I ever find him? POOOOOOOO-KY! And why am I cupping my hands over my mouth? CLOMP! CLOMP! CLOMP! CLOMP! CLOMP! CLOMP! Time to eat? CLOMP! CLOMP! Time to eat. CLOMP!

24 September 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

Garfield, you're not supposed to drink coffee with a straw! Garfield?...Garfield? Yes?

25 September 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

ARR! ARR! ARR! No sweat. Dogs are too stupid to climb trees. CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP

26 September 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

Log date: 2254. Captain Garfield wanders through the galaxy. Searching for new and weird life forms. Good morning, Garfield. Short trip.

27 September 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

Stop, Vermin. Eek. You'll never escape. Help, help. One of the great chase scenes. Z zPUNT! FOOF! plplplplpl

28 September 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

This is the last cup of coffee in the house. Claws on a chalkboard! And you may have it. Why, thank you!

29 September 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

Z GARFIELD, BREAKFAST! Z boing boing boing doinga doinga doinga doinga doinga boing doinga doinga doinga doinga doinga doinga You could stand to skip a meal, Mr. Doinga Doinga. doinga doinga doinga doinga doinga Rats.

30 September 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

Garfield, you should takebetter care of yourself. I do! This body is a temple! With a two-car garage.

1 October 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

Garfield... I really think you should diet this week. Fine. And I relly think you should jump naked into a swimming pool of wolverines.

2 October 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

Looks good, doesn't it? RRRIP! Looked better than it tasted.

3 October 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

Gimme that. BZZZZZZZZ Weigh less? A little bit.

4 October 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

-

5 October 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

You're fat. Your finger is fat too. Even your whisker is fat. Gimme a break.

6 October 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

BOY, ARE YOU FAT! hee hee hee klunk klunk klunk klunk YEEEOOW!

7 October 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

And I used to hate getting up in the morning. crunch crunch crunch

8 October 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

I love observing spiders. WHAP! They're easier to observe if they're standing still.

9 October 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

-

10 October 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

C'mon, Garfield. Suck that stomach in. Much better.

11 October 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

I've taught Odie a new trick. POOMP! Down, boy! Good boy!

12 October 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

here's a photo of my dad. "A good farmer has a sense of humor," he always says. That explains the corncob in his ear.

13 October 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

Z Z BOOT! Z FWING! -

14 October 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

POOMP! Is it just me? Or is everybody in a bad mood today?

15 October 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

Uh-oh, here comes the scout. Here comes the army. And there goes the chuck wagon.

16 October 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

GARFIELD! Stupid claws.

17 October 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

Here I sit, wasting time watching television. While others are buckling down, working hard and getting things done. -

18 October 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

I'm more bored than you are. Are not!

19 October 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

BRRING! tick tick tick tick tick YAAAHHHH! tick tick tick tick tick Terra Del Fuego

20 October 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

Z Z doink doink fling! Z doink doink doink FLING! doink doink FLING!

21 October 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

Here, Jon, hold this rope. Take it away, boys! Thanks, boys!

22 October 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

Look, Jon! I tied all your socks together, dipped them in flour paste and made this neat ornamental stick. GARFIELD! Now would probably not be the best time to show him the underwear collage.

23 October 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

Sigh. This is my "low energy" time of the day. The time I'm awake.

24 October 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

SLORRREERRR RK-K-K-SLOR-SLOB SLOR-SLOB ALL RIGHT! I DO BELIEVE YOU HAVE HIT THE BOTTOM!

25 October 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

Any ideas where these cookies went? Well?! FOR A CAT WHO WALKS ON HIS HIND LEGS, YOU DON'T TALK MUCH!

26 October 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

Sigh... Only you, Garfield... Only you could give a tire swing a flat. Maybe it had a slow leak.

27 October 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

Got my ladder. Got my bungee cord. Got my spider costume. Wait'll I dangle in front of the mailman, he will freak out! Here he comes! SPLAT! * I think we all saw that coming.

28 October 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

Would you like another cup of coffee, Garfield? Don't mind if I do. -

29 October 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

Each glass contains a different amount of water, thusly causing it to emit a different pitch when tapped. SMASH SMASH CRASH KSSHH KSSHHH tinkle tinkle tinkle "Beethoven's Fifth"

30 October 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

Would you like a sip of my soda pop, Garfield? Sure. SIP! You call that a sip? One man's sip is another man's chug.

31 October 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

Z

1 November 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

GULP SLURP GOBBLE GOBBLE SNORT GULP Sorry, Garfield, I won't give you seconds. Then give me the FIRSTS again!

2 November 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

Go away. Great. Now I'll never find my gum.

3 November 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

Okay, Odie, this time you're going clear through the ceiling! ...clear to the moon! ...the heck with the moon...clear into outer space! AAARRRGGGHHH!

4 November 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

This was my great-great-grandmother, Garfield. She was a mule skinner. Things were tough back then. That explains her live coyote blouse.

5 November 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

Take A Number 11 Number twelve?

6 November 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

BOY, it's cold in here! Better turn the heat on. CLICK -

7 November 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

Water balloon in the pants! SPLOIT! My work here is done.

8 November 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

Ellen, I'm Jon, your blind date tonight. Tell you something about myself? Well, last week I had my picture taken on a pony! I think I hear her weeping.

9 November 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

Well, Garfield, we have the whole day ahead of us. We can go for a walk. I'll pass. Or we can sit here and eat potato chips till we get sick. Oh...it's going to be a glorious day!

10 November 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

CLICK That's it! I'm tired of us never agreeing on which TV show to watch. You can watch the bedroom TV and I'll watch the living room TV. -

11 November 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

Are you ready to exercise, Garfield? Boy, am I! Well? Are we done yet?

12 November 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

Here you go, Jon. PHOOT! Ink balloon.

13 November 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

Look at these food spots on my tie, this is a gravy stain. And I can't remember what this one is. Apple cobbler...with vanilla ice cream...a little heavy on the cinnamon.

14 November 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

I'm going to clean the refrigerator. I'll help. Let's see if I have everything...rubber gloves, trash bags, scouring pad... Goggles, flame throwewr...

15 November 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

I'd like to see a menu, please. Here's your cat food. Take it or leave it. CLOP Well, okay, but there had better be something special on the dessert cart.

16 November 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

Only the cat is brave enough to venture into the dark unknown... LAughing in the face of danger... GARFIELD! Risking a happenstance meeting with a rabid chip.

17 November 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

GARFIELD, DINNER! Garfield Odie STOMP GULP! -

18 November 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

I'm lonely, Garfield. What am I? Chopped liver? I need to get out more. Thew mailbox could use a daisy decal. I gotta meet some groovy chicks. You're a nineties kinda guy, Jon.

19 November 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

Look at this, Garfield! "Challenge your intellect! Discover the creative you! Meet vital stimulating people!" I'm gonna do it, Garfield! I'm gonna take a pottery class! The Leonardo da Vinci Academy of Pottery?

20 November 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

I don't know why you're insisting on coming to pottery class with me, Garfield. I wouldn't miss this for the world. I want to see these "vital and stimulating peaople" the ad in the paper promised. Are these the students or the pots?

21 November 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

Hi there, I'm Jon Arbuckle, this is my first night in pottery class, what are you making? A MAN! It doesn't look much like a man. Well, whatever it is, it's a darn sight better than my fourth husband, Waldo! Poor Waldo.

22 November 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

Hi, I'm Jon Arbuckle. Hello. My name's Kimmy. I've never seen you before in pottery class. Tonight's my first class. Well, I think you'll enjoy it. I know that look. You're going to ask her out, aren't you? So when are you going to ask meout?

23 November 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

Would you go out with me, Kimmy? Don't do it, Jon! There's something strange about her. That would be nice! GREAT! We cats have a sixth sense about these things. We'll do dinner. plus, she's making a pile of clay eyebrows.

24 November 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

Whoops! Darn, I dropped an egg. You said taht like you expect me to eat it off the floor. You're too lazy to clean it up, so let the cat have it, right? Sure, the cat's a warthog! He'll eat off the floor! Good kitty. Shut up anddrop some toast.

25 November 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

Tell me, Jon, out of all the girls in pottery class, why did you ask ME to dinner? Because you're cute. Cute? Me? WHOOHA! SNORT! YOU'RE gONNA...SNORT! MAKE ME BLUSH! wham! wham! *

26 November 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

I'm curious, Kimmy, why are you taking the pottery class? Well, because I love nature, and clay is from the earth. AND I LIKE DIRT! YOU LIKE DIRT, DON'CHA, LADY?! SMACK! Where's our meal?

27 November 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

By the way, Jon, did I tell you I was raised by wolves? You're kidding. scratch scratch scratch scratch No, really! Check please.

28 November 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

ho-wee! These shoes are tight! So! Kimmy...tell me... Rats! I can't get this shoe off. You say you were raised by wolves? Reckon I'll have to gnaw this leg off at the knee. LET ME HELP WITH THE SHOE!

29 November 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

So you were raised by wolves? Yup. I was discovered and brought to civlization. And when was that? Last friday. That explains a lot.

30 November 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

What a weird date. I took out this lady who was raised by wolves. AROOOOO She's on top of my car howling at the moon! I'll set the traps.

1 December 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

SODA POP! SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE AH-HA! He think's I'm going to open this and spray soda pop in my face. Well, we'll just see who has the last laugh! Ha! CRASH!

2 December 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

Out of my way! Coming through! Stand aside! No time to chat! I'm a busy cat! Z

3 December 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

The secret to a successful hotfoot is the element of surprise. GET AWAY FROM ME! Maybe I wasn't subtle enough.

4 December 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

Jon's sending away for a book. It's called "Help for the Incompetent". I think these stamps are defective. Just in time.

5 December 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

Can you do any impressions, Odie? FFFFFFFF John Wayne?

6 December 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH Mashed potatoes aren't Jon's strong dish.

7 December 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

Well, Garfield, it's saturday night. You betcha! And I'm not going to sit here and do nothing! Atta boy, you party animal! I'm going to clip my toenails! Quick! Somebody call the SWAT team!

8 December 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

ZZZ zff ZZZ zff ZZZ zff GARFIELD!!!

9 December 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

SMACK! STOP

10 December 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

I was going to sit there, Garfield. Oh, I'm sorry! I didn't know that, excuse me. -

11 December 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

Welcome to Monster Theater! Tonight's feature..."Curse of the Vampire Goldfish" Ralph! There's a fish on your neck! I love the classics.

12 December 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

Is there anything in the paper about your scratching my tummy? There should be. Ahhh...stop the presses. scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch

13 December 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

DON'T LEAVE, JON! I'LL BE LONELY WITHOUT YOU! I already filled your food dish, Garfield. And to think I almost made a fool of myself.

14 December 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

Well, Garfield, I found a Christmas tree we could afford. It must not be very big to fit in the trunk. Whatcha think?

15 December 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

What a stupid, dinky Christmas tree. Lunch. GULP! CLOMP! Enjoy your meal? Immensely.

16 December 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

JINGLE BELLS, JINGLE BELLS, JINGLE ALL THE WAY... OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE IN A ONE HORSE OPEN Sleigh. Z

17 December 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

click click click click click Knitting? click click click click Yup. Christmas stocking? Natch.

18 December 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

Hey! Milk and cookies! TWANG! GARFIELD! Hey! You're not Santa!

19 December 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

Well, I suppose we'll have to get ANOTHER Christmas tree, Garfield, since you destroyed the first one. Put it out of its misery, is more like it. Hey! This looks like a good place! Honest Frosty's USED TREES Jon, Jon, Jon.

20 December 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

What do you think of this tree, Garfield? SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE It's a bit dry.

21 December 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

I'd like a tree that's not too expensive... Jon! jon! I found one! Yet, nice and full and straight. Jon! Listen to me! Excuse me while I kill my cat. After you see the tree.

22 December 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

Hmmm, maybe a bit crooked. Okay, Mr. Picky. Okay, boys, we must decide on a Christmas tree. We could get a live tree. This one's a tad big. Think so? Odie seems to like that one. sniff sniff Jon! Jon! I found it! We can get lotsof presents under this one!

23 December 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

It's not the most perfect tree, boys, but, we'll turn the scraggy side to the wall. How true. That's what I love about Christmas. It's the time of the year whenb everyone turns their scraggly side to the wall and peace and happiness abound. 'This the seas

24 December 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

Z Z Oh, boys...it's... ZIP! Christmas morning. Merry Christmas! Jim Davis

25 December 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

Garfield, mom worked hard on this sweater, so wear it! No way! Hold still!! -

26 December 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

How do you like your new kitty gym, Garfield? I love it! -

27 December 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

Time to take a look in the old mirror and do some assessing. Yup...time to make some changes... Time to getr a new mirror.

28 December 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

Garfield, I think we should spend this new year's ever in quiet contemplation... Fine. Reflecting upon our mission in this life. Fine. ANd THEN WE'LL SACRIFICE A GOAT! Are you listening to me?

29 December 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

SLOOK What shall I resolve to this year? Strive for harmony with the universe? Dedicate myself to world peace? Or the usual... SLOSH! Drink punch until it comes out of my ears.

30 December 1990
 
 
   
Garfield

Well, another year is almost under the belt. And I've had 313 pretty good days. The mondays sucked.

31 December 1990
 




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