Here it is, new year's day. - Time to celebrate, Garfield style! - Z
1 January 1990
DOOF! - Garfield, what made you do that?! - I think it was the earflaps.
2 January 1990
Welcome to "Truth is Stranger Than Fiction Theater". - The following story you are about to see is absolutely true. - Except, of course, for the stuff we made up to make it more interesting. I love television.
3 January 1990
What's new, Garfield? - Well, King Kong is on the roof batting down airplanes. The entire planet is being ravaged by brain-eating aliens... - But more important, my dish is empty.
4 January 1990
Do you want the rest of that cereal? - Garfield, you've just had a dozen doughnuts, six pancakes, a pound of ham and a quart of milk. - So, what's your point?
5 January 1990
Look, Jon! I cleaned my bowl! - I ate every bit of my dinner! Aren't you proud of me? - How about the fact thet I ate your dinner, too? Does that impress you?
6 January 1990
Hey, guys, let's make snow angels. Nah, let's make Odie lick more bumpers. - - - - - - pat pat pat pat pat pat -
7 January 1990
Time for bed! - CRACK! - It's diet time. Rats.
8 January 1990
I have a new diet for you, Garfield. sniff sniff Smells great! - There you go. I can't wait! - Oh no! You can't eat it. Oh no! Not the AROMA diet?!
9 January 1990
- - How goes the diet? Oh...you know.
10 January 1990
For your diet, I expect you to drink 12 glasses of water a day. Got it. - GARFIELD! - What's that slice of pizza doing in your glass?! Pizza?! I thought that was a water spot!
11 January 1990
Diets stink. - Here's your boiled cabbage, Garfield. - I rest my case.
12 January 1990
Hey, c'mon, fella. I'm just a bathroom scale. - I don't do livestock. - EEERRRRRRGGGGG!
13 January 1990
What happened?! Odie was just showing me his impression of a chihuahua. - - - - SHOOF - - - SHOOF - - SHOOF - ALL RIGHT! ALL RIGHT!! I'LL FIX YOUR BREAKFAST!!!
14 January 1990
I've painted eyeballs on my eyelids... - "Why?" You ask? - And when I was three, I remember mom coming out to the chicken coop saying, "Jonny, Jonny, Jonny, where have..."
15 January 1990
Boy, what a great nap! scratch scratch - STRETCH -
16 January 1990
- - I have hair in my ears! I sensed an impending crisis.
17 January 1990
Z - WHIRRRRRRRR - GARFIELD; HAVE YOU SEEN MY PENCIL SHARPENER?
18 January 1990
Life sure was great on the farm, Garfield. Here we go. - Soft summer breezes, golden fields of wheat... - Then, came the locusts. Good, a happy ending.
19 January 1990
Jon thinks he can trap me into going to the vet using a grilled cheese sandwich as bait. - What kind of gluttonous idiot does Jon take me for anyway? - What, no picle?
20 January 1990
The brownie troop strikes again. - Z - - pant pant pant pant - I'm trying to take a nap. Odie. Now scram! pant pant pan - YAWN pant pant pant pant - SLOSH! - I don't know whether to scream or buy a boat.
21 January 1990
tick tick tick tick tick tick tick That ticking is driving me crazy! - shake shake shake - tock tock tock tock tock tock
22 January 1990
- Here, Jon! Have a bon. - Where did you get this?
23 January 1990
Jon, I have good news and bad news. - The bad news is, that Odie got his face stuck in the vacuum cleaner. - The good news is, I think we solved our ant problem.
24 January 1990
- HA! BEAT YOU TO IT! - Uh, Garfield. Would you mind taking your claws out of my hand? Give me a good reason.
25 January 1990
Your dinner, sire. - He's finally learning his place! - I was being sarcastic. Don't ruin the moment for me, Jon.
26 January 1990
- - Is this a new dish, Garfield? Nope, it's your old wading pool.
27 January 1990
Never ask others to help you diet. - - grinka - ? - grinka grinka - grinka grinka grinka grinka grinka - Stupid recliner. - WHAP! WHAP! WHAP! WHAP! WHAP!
28 January 1990
Forget it, Garfield. C'mon, Jon! - Go on a diet! Please? - I refuse to describe your feet! Just tell me ig they're happy!
29 January 1990
Packing on a little weight there, aren't you, Garfield? - Absolutely not! - And by the way, your TV tray's sitting on my stomach.
30 January 1990
Ah, here it is. - They say wearing vertical stripes makes you look thinner. - Or, in my case, like a water melon.
31 January 1990