Here it is, new year's day. Time to celebrate, Garfield style! Z
1 January 1990
DOOF! Garfield, what made you do that?! I think it was the earflaps.
2 January 1990
Welcome to "Truth is Stranger Than Fiction Theater". The following story you are about to see is absolutely true. Except, of course, for the stuff we made up to make it more interesting. I love television.
3 January 1990
What's new, Garfield? Well, King Kong is on the roof batting down airplanes. The entire planet is being ravaged by brain-eating aliens... But more important, my dish is empty.
4 January 1990
Do you want the rest of that cereal? Garfield, you've just had a dozen doughnuts, six pancakes, a pound of ham and a quart of milk. So, what's your point?
5 January 1990
Look, Jon! I cleaned my bowl! I ate every bit of my dinner! Aren't you proud of me? How about the fact thet I ate your dinner, too? Does that impress you?
6 January 1990
Hey, guys, let's make snow angels. Nah, let's make Odie lick more bumpers. pat pat pat pat pat pat -
7 January 1990
Time for bed! CRACK! It's diet time. Rats.
8 January 1990
I have a new diet for you, Garfield. sniff sniff Smells great! There you go. I can't wait! Oh no! You can't eat it. Oh no! Not the AROMA diet?!
9 January 1990
How goes the diet? Oh...you know.
10 January 1990
For your diet, I expect you to drink 12 glasses of water a day. Got it. GARFIELD! What's that slice of pizza doing in your glass?! Pizza?! I thought that was a water spot!
11 January 1990
Diets stink. Here's your boiled cabbage, Garfield. I rest my case.
12 January 1990
Hey, c'mon, fella. I'm just a bathroom scale. I don't do livestock. EEERRRRRRGGGGG!
13 January 1990
What happened?! Odie was just showing me his impression of a chihuahua. SHOOF SHOOF SHOOF ALL RIGHT! ALL RIGHT!! I'LL FIX YOUR BREAKFAST!!!
14 January 1990
I've painted eyeballs on my eyelids... "Why?" You ask? And when I was three, I remember mom coming out to the chicken coop saying, "Jonny, Jonny, Jonny, where have..."
15 January 1990
Boy, what a great nap! scratch scratch STRETCH -
16 January 1990
I have hair in my ears! I sensed an impending crisis.
17 January 1990
Z WHIRRRRRRRR GARFIELD; HAVE YOU SEEN MY PENCIL SHARPENER?
18 January 1990
Life sure was great on the farm, Garfield. Here we go. Soft summer breezes, golden fields of wheat... Then, came the locusts. Good, a happy ending.
19 January 1990
Jon thinks he can trap me into going to the vet using a grilled cheese sandwich as bait. What kind of gluttonous idiot does Jon take me for anyway? What, no picle?
20 January 1990
The brownie troop strikes again. Z pant pant pant pant I'm trying to take a nap. Odie. Now scram! pant pant pan YAWN pant pant pant pant SLOSH! I don't know whether to scream or buy a boat.
21 January 1990
tick tick tick tick tick tick tick That ticking is driving me crazy! shake shake shake tock tock tock tock tock tock
22 January 1990
Here, Jon! Have a bon. Where did you get this?
23 January 1990
Jon, I have good news and bad news. The bad news is, that Odie got his face stuck in the vacuum cleaner. The good news is, I think we solved our ant problem.
24 January 1990
HA! BEAT YOU TO IT! Uh, Garfield. Would you mind taking your claws out of my hand? Give me a good reason.
25 January 1990
Your dinner, sire. He's finally learning his place! I was being sarcastic. Don't ruin the moment for me, Jon.
26 January 1990
Is this a new dish, Garfield? Nope, it's your old wading pool.
27 January 1990
Never ask others to help you diet. grinka ? grinka grinka grinka grinka grinka grinka grinka Stupid recliner. WHAP! WHAP! WHAP! WHAP! WHAP!
28 January 1990
Forget it, Garfield. C'mon, Jon! Go on a diet! Please? I refuse to describe your feet! Just tell me ig they're happy!
29 January 1990
Packing on a little weight there, aren't you, Garfield? Absolutely not! And by the way, your TV tray's sitting on my stomach.
30 January 1990
Ah, here it is. They say wearing vertical stripes makes you look thinner. Or, in my case, like a water melon.
31 January 1990