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Garfield

Garfield, you should takebetter care of yourself. I do! This body is a temple! With a two-car garage.

1 October 1990
 


 
Garfield

Garfield... I really think you should diet this week. Fine. And I relly think you should jump naked into a swimming pool of wolverines.

2 October 1990
 


 
Garfield

Looks good, doesn't it? RRRIP! Looked better than it tasted.

3 October 1990
 


 
Garfield

Gimme that. BZZZZZZZZ Weigh less? A little bit.

4 October 1990
 


 
Garfield

-

5 October 1990
 


 
Garfield

You're fat. Your finger is fat too. Even your whisker is fat. Gimme a break.

6 October 1990
 


 
Garfield

BOY, ARE YOU FAT! hee hee hee klunk klunk klunk klunk YEEEOOW!

7 October 1990
 


 
Garfield

And I used to hate getting up in the morning. crunch crunch crunch

8 October 1990
 


 
Garfield

I love observing spiders. WHAP! They're easier to observe if they're standing still.

9 October 1990
 


 
Garfield

-

10 October 1990
 


 
Garfield

C'mon, Garfield. Suck that stomach in. Much better.

11 October 1990
 


 
Garfield

I've taught Odie a new trick. POOMP! Down, boy! Good boy!

12 October 1990
 


 
Garfield

here's a photo of my dad. "A good farmer has a sense of humor," he always says. That explains the corncob in his ear.

13 October 1990
 


 
Garfield

Z Z BOOT! Z FWING! -

14 October 1990
 


 
Garfield

POOMP! Is it just me? Or is everybody in a bad mood today?

15 October 1990
 


 
Garfield

Uh-oh, here comes the scout. Here comes the army. And there goes the chuck wagon.

16 October 1990
 


 
Garfield

GARFIELD! Stupid claws.

17 October 1990
 


 
Garfield

Here I sit, wasting time watching television. While others are buckling down, working hard and getting things done. -

18 October 1990
 


 
Garfield

I'm more bored than you are. Are not!

19 October 1990
 


 
Garfield

BRRING! tick tick tick tick tick YAAAHHHH! tick tick tick tick tick Terra Del Fuego

20 October 1990
 


 
Garfield

Z Z doink doink fling! Z doink doink doink FLING! doink doink FLING!

21 October 1990
 


 
Garfield

Here, Jon, hold this rope. Take it away, boys! Thanks, boys!

22 October 1990
 


 
Garfield

Look, Jon! I tied all your socks together, dipped them in flour paste and made this neat ornamental stick. GARFIELD! Now would probably not be the best time to show him the underwear collage.

23 October 1990
 


 
Garfield

Sigh. This is my "low energy" time of the day. The time I'm awake.

24 October 1990
 


 
Garfield

SLORRREERRR RK-K-K-SLOR-SLOB SLOR-SLOB ALL RIGHT! I DO BELIEVE YOU HAVE HIT THE BOTTOM!

25 October 1990
 


 
Garfield

Any ideas where these cookies went? Well?! FOR A CAT WHO WALKS ON HIS HIND LEGS, YOU DON'T TALK MUCH!

26 October 1990
 


 
Garfield

Sigh... Only you, Garfield... Only you could give a tire swing a flat. Maybe it had a slow leak.

27 October 1990
 


 
Garfield

Got my ladder. Got my bungee cord. Got my spider costume. Wait'll I dangle in front of the mailman, he will freak out! Here he comes! SPLAT! * I think we all saw that coming.

28 October 1990
 


 
Garfield

Would you like another cup of coffee, Garfield? Don't mind if I do. -

29 October 1990
 


 
Garfield

Each glass contains a different amount of water, thusly causing it to emit a different pitch when tapped. SMASH SMASH CRASH KSSHH KSSHHH tinkle tinkle tinkle "Beethoven's Fifth"

30 October 1990
 


 
Garfield

Would you like a sip of my soda pop, Garfield? Sure. SIP! You call that a sip? One man's sip is another man's chug.

31 October 1990
 




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