Garfield, you should takebetter care of yourself. I do! This body is a temple! With a two-car garage.
1 October 1990
Garfield... I really think you should diet this week. Fine. And I relly think you should jump naked into a swimming pool of wolverines.
2 October 1990
Looks good, doesn't it? RRRIP! Looked better than it tasted.
3 October 1990
Gimme that. BZZZZZZZZ Weigh less? A little bit.
4 October 1990
5 October 1990
You're fat. Your finger is fat too. Even your whisker is fat. Gimme a break.
6 October 1990
BOY, ARE YOU FAT! hee hee hee klunk klunk klunk klunk YEEEOOW!
7 October 1990
And I used to hate getting up in the morning. crunch crunch crunch
8 October 1990
I love observing spiders. WHAP! They're easier to observe if they're standing still.
9 October 1990
10 October 1990
C'mon, Garfield. Suck that stomach in. Much better.
11 October 1990
I've taught Odie a new trick. POOMP! Down, boy! Good boy!
12 October 1990
here's a photo of my dad. "A good farmer has a sense of humor," he always says. That explains the corncob in his ear.
13 October 1990
Z Z BOOT! Z FWING! -
14 October 1990
POOMP! Is it just me? Or is everybody in a bad mood today?
15 October 1990
Uh-oh, here comes the scout. Here comes the army. And there goes the chuck wagon.
16 October 1990
GARFIELD! Stupid claws.
17 October 1990
Here I sit, wasting time watching television. While others are buckling down, working hard and getting things done. -
18 October 1990
I'm more bored than you are. Are not!
19 October 1990
BRRING! tick tick tick tick tick YAAAHHHH! tick tick tick tick tick Terra Del Fuego
20 October 1990
Z Z doink doink fling! Z doink doink doink FLING! doink doink FLING!
21 October 1990
Here, Jon, hold this rope. Take it away, boys! Thanks, boys!
22 October 1990
Look, Jon! I tied all your socks together, dipped them in flour paste and made this neat ornamental stick. GARFIELD! Now would probably not be the best time to show him the underwear collage.
23 October 1990
Sigh. This is my "low energy" time of the day. The time I'm awake.
24 October 1990
SLORRREERRR RK-K-K-SLOR-SLOB SLOR-SLOB ALL RIGHT! I DO BELIEVE YOU HAVE HIT THE BOTTOM!
25 October 1990
Any ideas where these cookies went? Well?! FOR A CAT WHO WALKS ON HIS HIND LEGS, YOU DON'T TALK MUCH!
26 October 1990
Sigh... Only you, Garfield... Only you could give a tire swing a flat. Maybe it had a slow leak.
27 October 1990
Got my ladder. Got my bungee cord. Got my spider costume. Wait'll I dangle in front of the mailman, he will freak out! Here he comes! SPLAT! * I think we all saw that coming.
28 October 1990
Would you like another cup of coffee, Garfield? Don't mind if I do. -
29 October 1990
Each glass contains a different amount of water, thusly causing it to emit a different pitch when tapped. SMASH SMASH CRASH KSSHH KSSHHH tinkle tinkle tinkle "Beethoven's Fifth"
30 October 1990
Would you like a sip of my soda pop, Garfield? Sure. SIP! You call that a sip? One man's sip is another man's chug.
31 October 1990