Garfield, you should takebetter care of yourself. I do! This body is a temple! - - With a two-car garage.
1 October 1990
Garfield... - I really think you should diet this week. Fine. - And I relly think you should jump naked into a swimming pool of wolverines.
2 October 1990
Looks good, doesn't it? RRRIP! - Looked better than it tasted.
3 October 1990
Gimme that. - BZZZZZZZZ - Weigh less? A little bit.
4 October 1990
5 October 1990
You're fat. - Your finger is fat too. - Even your whisker is fat. Gimme a break.
6 October 1990
- - BOY, ARE YOU FAT! - hee hee hee - - - klunk klunk klunk klunk - YEEEOOW!
7 October 1990
- - And I used to hate getting up in the morning. crunch crunch crunch
8 October 1990
I love observing spiders. - WHAP! - They're easier to observe if they're standing still.
9 October 1990
10 October 1990
C'mon, Garfield. - Suck that stomach in. - Much better.
11 October 1990
I've taught Odie a new trick. - POOMP! Down, boy! - Good boy!
12 October 1990
here's a photo of my dad. - "A good farmer has a sense of humor," he always says. - That explains the corncob in his ear.
13 October 1990
Z - Z - BOOT! - Z - - FWING! -
14 October 1990
POOMP! - - Is it just me? Or is everybody in a bad mood today?
15 October 1990
Uh-oh, here comes the scout. - Here comes the army. - And there goes the chuck wagon.
16 October 1990
- - GARFIELD! Stupid claws.
17 October 1990
Here I sit, wasting time watching television. - While others are buckling down, working hard and getting things done. -
18 October 1990
- - I'm more bored than you are. Are not!
19 October 1990
BRRING! - tick tick tick tick tick - YAAAHHHH! tick tick tick tick tick Terra Del Fuego
20 October 1990
Z - Z - doink doink - fling! - Z - doink doink doink - FLING! - doink doink - FLING!
21 October 1990
Here, Jon, hold this rope. - Take it away, boys! - Thanks, boys!
22 October 1990
Look, Jon! I tied all your socks together, dipped them in flour paste and made this neat ornamental stick. - GARFIELD! - Now would probably not be the best time to show him the underwear collage.
23 October 1990
Sigh. - This is my "low energy" time of the day. - The time I'm awake.
24 October 1990
SLORRREERRR - RK-K-K-SLOR-SLOB SLOR-SLOB - ALL RIGHT! I DO BELIEVE YOU HAVE HIT THE BOTTOM!
25 October 1990
Any ideas where these cookies went? - Well?! - FOR A CAT WHO WALKS ON HIS HIND LEGS, YOU DON'T TALK MUCH!
26 October 1990
Sigh... - Only you, Garfield... - Only you could give a tire swing a flat. Maybe it had a slow leak.
27 October 1990
- Got my ladder. Got my bungee cord. Got my spider costume. - Wait'll I dangle in front of the mailman, he will freak out! - Here he comes! - SPLAT! * - I think we all saw that coming.
28 October 1990
Would you like another cup of coffee, Garfield? - Don't mind if I do. -
29 October 1990
Each glass contains a different amount of water, thusly causing it to emit a different pitch when tapped. - SMASH SMASH CRASH KSSHH KSSHHH tinkle tinkle tinkle - "Beethoven's Fifth"
30 October 1990
Would you like a sip of my soda pop, Garfield? Sure. - SIP! - You call that a sip? One man's sip is another man's chug.
31 October 1990